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Gracejeri:
Was she strangled? Awwww... That's why I enjoy my sleep at home and have no time for guys

You better come and start having my time

I know they'll come for the op's head. NA DEM!!!

"this is so me" crew don dey comment above me. What do I know self

LillyVal:
FOR THE LADIES

During your 20's, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you will get 400 likes and 350 comments.

You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly.

Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:

1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish.

2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to take his own share. Even married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind, marriage no go hard.

3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’, the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is out by the day, your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with speed.

At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.

The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with both the ones from a cursed family and the ones from ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!

At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”

What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still single, I still am not saying only those who marry at 25 have the best marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle down.

Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married. They even married girls of 22-27. They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age.

This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30's were slay queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines".

Nice talk. omo're bi custard

Isha327:
Hehehehehehe
This seems funny to me

@op just tell him u don't feel comfortable coming to his place yet and meet in a public place...

But perhaps if u really want to go then don't sit on the bed no matter what and make sure u talk non stop and also switch topic anytime he wants to talk about sex/romance....
And if he tries anything stupid break his skull

The bolded really got me laughing. If chair no dey the room nko. She go stand all through

Men of these days, dont mind them. That is how they do But your sis too must still be very young o.
Anyways, tell her not to marry him. She must start searching for another man; in the next 5 years or so, she must see another one

Safitu:
I know the truth is a hard pill to swallow, but it’s better to accept it now. Hustle now and get the girl of your dreams. No woman is going to feed you or respect you if you ain’t got sshit. You will only attract desperate women who are willing to be sugar momas for a bit of love. Nobody is saying you must be dangote, but bring something to the table ahbeg.

This Aunty go get wahala abeg. Anyways, all the best with your man; that's the best I can wish you.

But can GTBank use @zoho.com as mail You guys should be careful though. I once used zoho mail

A female friend will always say "you must be holy ghost filled and naira loaded"

The answer is a big NO. You must just be naira loaded

CosmicPhoenix:

i'm not suprised,south americans are vile and sick animals,if you doubt me take a trip to bestgore .com

Bros, this site is so bloody. I just visited it

There's this Catholic girl I had a thing with during service. Once she sits and remove rosary from her neck, just know say she want go down be that

Taking our minds off this recruitment would do us more good than harm honestly.
Shell will definitely get back when they want to. Either positively or negatively!!!

SaucyBenks:
Ladies catch feelings a lot when it's just friends with benefits.... Especially, when the sex is great.


If I see you catching feelings, I'll start becoming unavailable and only available when I need to swim in that warm creamy spot.


Can't be catching feelings when I have a main chick please

You just hit the nail on its head. That's exactly how it is

Why did I open this thread nitori Olohun

I rejected an offer of 100k. I can't work Monday - Sunday, that's no longer a job, it's slavery

Make i follow this thread.
I must see the end of this movie. One of our brothers is gone, he has fallen in love!!!

ARCHEMEDESME:
Why do I live
Life just has no meaning again.When I take a look at the results of those I am better than I think life is unfair

Mtchewww.
see this one. What if you spend 5 years writing UMTE We've seen worse and we're still breathing. Better take your eyes off your friends.life is per head

Godsage:
Hope u did neco..all university in nigeria considers two sittings.. If u have credit in english and maths in neco, u can combine it with ur waec result and tender it for admission.. It is very possible.. Just dont fret yet

You are wrong sir
not all universities accept 2 sittings

Rekhina:
Go n fight fulani infested west and stop licking my ass ...

If you see me u go get power ,make immhotep come now ....were oti salo ,

Omo jati jati ,coward
Jealousy will kill you .

So you fit insult like this

Next opportunity please!!! As it stands right now, shell is out of it

Who knows about SCUML Application? Is there any fee attached and how long will the processing take?

IamSoProlific:
Lolz.....Agu nwoke, vice Angel Gabriel....assistant Jesus.....Deputy God!!!

Bros, you bad o

fineboynl:
i did it raw multiple times. what can i do? that feeling of doing it raw. I have been using condom on her but today she resisted it and grab my thing into her like that and it felt good anyway. now she is more attached to me like never before. during the cause of the sex she said I should promise her to be her besty which I never did. i just told her we are friends already what besty she is talking about. and my main concern now is that she is a seeing other guys and I haven't take her serious like that of which she knows.

that thought of her seeing other guys is what is making me sacred now.

I can see 2 red lines already

No need going for test again. You're welcome

This young man should not have been sent to cover an occurrence such as this considering that he was even a Corper

this news isn't complete yet. There's more to it and I'm so interested

Ebije1:
you call this lucky??!! Do you need to lose a loved one to be lucky?? This is bullshit. No matter what the government does or tries to do in honour of the man, let her mum continue singing it to her ear that her dad died as a result of the government's stubbornness, incompetence and selfishness.

Wondered where you read "lucky"

EditorsPalace:
Please let's discuss these issues my people and learn from each other.

Why would a woman take her suitor's or boyfriend's name to 5 or more different pastors to find out things about him?

To find out about his past life.

To find out about his future.

To find out even things she's not supposed to find out about him? Pokenosing!

Why would she visit so many places just to find out about him if she truly loves him and wants to get married to him?

What if some of these pastors mislead or lie to her?

What if some are even fake?

Please women tell us why you do this kind of thing. What do you hope to achieve?

It's so annoying how many marriages have been scattered by some of these pastors who don't see anything spiritually but would say they saw this and that about the person which isn't true.

I need answers to these issues please.

Men, what do you think if your girlfriend/lady comes to tell you her pastor said both of you should not get married?

Please I want to know. Please let's have your comments.

I know a middle aged sick woman who regrets till date an action as this she did many years ago.
She so detest taking your spouse's name to anyone to find out a thing or two

The young girl would grow up not knowing her father. That thought pains at times

livinuschukwug:
This is not 2019 odvi 2019 odvi is stage 2 not stage 1 as shown in your screen shot �

This case is closed already We yaf hear you and he yaf also hear you

queenxey1:
Am proud of my boyfriend. Anytym am wit him, his phone is showing aeroplane I guess he wants to be a pilot���

What class is your boyfriend SS1

SamadLagos2016:
Hello please what’s going on ? Got response to the work style assessment, but nothing about the other assessments. I did the tests on the 17th. Anybody else with a similar challenge?

It's like you're new on this thread...Go through the thread, you'll know what's up.