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Dear brothers/sisters,

Pls i desperately need a job. Im fed up.

I have a first degree in computer engineering and a masters in information and communication technology.

Though i currently manage a teaching position in a private school just to survive, i have been job hunting for years.

Pls kindly help me hook up, anyone,anywhere.

Im currently in warri, but im willing to move to any part of the country.

Pls don't judge me, don't think im lazy, until you know what i have been through.

My email: hisawonder@gmail.com

Thank you.

Neatly used Honda Accord LX (Academy) for urgent disposal

Neat Fabric interior (cream)

2.2L I4 EFI petrol Engine, 4 plugs

Factory fitted AC

Central lock

DVD player with bluetooth

15'' Alloy rims

No mechanical/electrical faults

VIN: 1HGCD5635TA192516

PRICE: 380,000 (slightly negotiable)



Location: Wuse zone 4, Abuja

Serious prospects Call/whatsapp: 08082049124

congrats to the winning bid!

Used honda Accord 96 model (academy)

2.3 L
auto tranny
Factory fitted AC
1 loader DVD player with bluetooth n reverse cam capability
Neat cream fabric upholstery
Tyres in good shape with spare
No major mechanical/electrical fixes

Buy and drive

450K, slightly negotiable

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Location for inspection: Arab road, Kubwa

Let the luckiest prospect own this ride

edx is an excellent way to learn i tell you.
Great courses, great resource persons
My only challenge is to get a steady internet connection.
Its a great way to use your spare time

Pls i nd hlp.i drive a honda academy 96 model..i notice it drinks fuel alot unusually. now my mechanic says i nd to fix a certain ' indomie ' to reduce the fuel consumption.pls i nd to knw if its true..the engine is 2.2 l capacity.can i replace with a 1.8l or 1.6l honda engine..im auto ignorant..pls i nd hlp

lomaxx: Most respectful cephalo-caudal greetings to my chiefs in the house. Straight to the point, the issue of overseas training for the Nigerian doctor has been heralded by a myriad of questions- most unanswered and unattended to. This has necessitated a compendium of what you must know about overseas training as a doctor. I stumbled on an ebook to that effect and it is in the most bit very comprehensive.

So in my usual spirit of doing-the-little-I-can-for-my-fellow-Nigerian-out-there, I'll like to share with medical doctors and students who want to explore career possibilities outside the shores of Nigeria and hopefully come back one day to make the system better than the quagmire it is right now.

The countries covered are United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand.

For those interested, drop your emails and I'll forward it to you.

Best of luck.

Send to johnnychukwuwike@gmail.com

Tnx bro

Pls send to johnnychukwuwike@gmail.com

DONMAYOR19: U know u may not make front page because u supporting doctor, that only topic that is against doctor only make front page, I'm so happy the mods disappoint u by placing it in front page, u better try and modify that statement now........secondly I read only the first statement, because as I scroll go down see plenty write up, I nearly faint. So I just skip am go comment for the one when me don read and understand, hope I'm not bias thou?

Not surprised.Nigerians generally have an aversion to reading; books, articles,road signs,instructions,evn drug n bread labels

That was a beautiful write up..those are the factr

I CANT SEEM TO FIND A WAY TO CREATE A TOPIC, I DO NOT INTEND TO DIGRESS THE THREAD, BUT I RECEIVED THE MSG BELOW AND THOT TO SHARE WITH THOSE IN ABUJA.PLS LETS BE WARY:

Engr Agada <+234 803 965...>, News got to us that BOKO HARAM is planning something bigger than Nyanya bomblast btw Tuesday n Wednesday in Abuja. Mind your movement and be careful, the place is still unknown. Pls pass it round to save your love ones. May God help us and save our country. Got the message from a reliable source in the UN office, don't disregard, pls pass to others...

gulfer: Google is everyone's friend for the manual or the tyre size.

Thanks.

Did chk on google, but got 2 diff tyre specs, wasnt sure of whc to take

Hi frnds,

Can someone who knows, pls help me with the tyre spec 4 Honda civic vei,92 model.

Bought it used frm a friend who just said it uses size 14.Apparently he does not know much and car manual not available.

would appreciate any help.

Thank you.

stevewale: My colleague did his traditional wedding in September this year and the lady has been living with him thereafter. His pastor whith his head of unit in church visited him last week Sunday and rebuked them for staying together because they haven't done the church/white wedding yet.
He's confused now that can't someone decides that he's gonna do only traditional wedding? Is it illegal to live with your wife after trad?

A man who has done trad marriage n done evrythn required of him by custom, is fully,legally n righteously married.white wedding is d white mans trad wedding.

However as xtians it may be necessary for us to invite d clergy to pray n dedicate d marriage,but d absence of dat does nt mk a trad marriage incomplete.at least d bible did nt say or infer so

My advice? For ur conscience sake,he could tk his wife to d altar 4 marriage blessing.

But truely he is nt wrng for living as man n wyf wt his spouse after completing d trad rites.

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Seriously i won't advice any guy to marry a girl without first sampling her for the following reasons


1. Some girls have an offensive väginal odour ,that when get undressed the entire house go dey ooze


2.some girls have vägina that is as loose as Nigerian local dogs , if u wait till ur wedding night before u find out ,na heavy cross u carry o


3. Some girls will jus lay on the bed like a bag of rice during sěx ,no excitement ,no style..if you marry this kind of woman , u go still dey go outside go fùck ashawo


4. Some girls can neva be satisfied " NEVER" even if u service them on per second fuckn, they will still be asking you that " wat have u done, that u are tired ? "...guys if u wait till ur wedding night before finding out " ur days no go long"


5. Some girls have spiritual husband ,that if u are straffin dem ..dey will be shaking and shouting. " spiritual spiritual spiritual ! " this one I had a personal experience o! so if you wait till ur wedding night to find out " ur life will never be that

At d end of d day, u may nw marry a woman wt d tightest vagina,gd in bed wt satisfactory boobs n buttock, but end up wt an unhpy marriage.

A gd marriage is nt a fxn of hw gd d woman is in bed.u could stl hv a tight vagina and poor marriage.

There is no relationship btwn multiple gestation n socioeconomic class.

It appears otherwise to u cos many a poor person wt multiple gestation make headlines cos of their economic situation

Its incorrect to say that sex during pregnancy hlps parturition.there is no physiological explanation 4 dat, n no single documented study to prove dat.infact,its one of those pregnancy myths.

Now.sex is not contraindicated in pregnancy,except in complicated cases.gently sex maybe permissive n enjoyable if d woman is comfortable wt it.however sex during d later part of 3rd trimester cn cause prelabour contractions cos of d chemistry of d seminal

Not all parturients desire sex whn gravid,clearly because of hormonal influence,whl others crave 4 it more 4 same reason.d benefits are mstly psychological than physiologic.

First deliveries are generally more challenging cos d pelvis hz nt bn tried.wat determines ease of passage is adequacy of d pelvis.

Evn if u hv sex throut d 240 days of pregnancy,it dz nt increase d obstetric diameters of d pelvis.

God bls all responsibly married couples

Katier00 :
Hello everyone, I have this questions for mothers on family planing and doctors in the house. I have been on implanon for the past two and the half yrs after the birth of my second son, i have been seeing my menstruation every 28 days until this month, i am 5dys late and i have been feeling tried and funny with alot of mood swings, can i be pregnant? Has this happened to anyone in the house? Did u get pregnant or later saw your period? I am worried i am not ready to have a child now

Pls go 4 a PT first to confirm pregnancy.
If d result is positive, then u may hv to deal wt dat reality.

But u shld knw there is no perfect family planning method.only bilateral tubal ligation eliminates d possibility of unplanned pregnancy

Implanon hz a failure rate of 0.5 per HWY ( hundred woman year).Low, but yes it cn fail.

If ur PT comes out positive, u may hv fallen into dat minority.

Frm me to u:
If it hpns dat u r pregnant, pls dnt terminate it.
God's grace

U did nt include ur nos.im interested.call me 08038949528

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dayokanu: I tend to agree that there are more eligible women than men. Maybe this is where the assertion comes from

e.g if 10 boys and 10 girls were born

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On the men side

1 might have died in hustle e.g trekking to Europe, car racing, Peddling drugs, Oil bunkering and other high risk stuff men engage in

1 might have died in war or street violence

1 might be in jail.

1 might be GAYY

1 might think he needs to acquire the whole world before he marries since he doesnt have a biological clock

1 might just be an eternal playboy who think he is Gods gift to ALL women

1 might just be a bum who wouldnt work or get an education and just laze around which many women dont find attractive

Leaving the pool of eligible men with just 3 guys
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On the female side

-Women dont die as much because they naturally avoid high risk ventures.
-Dont go to war and dont do gangsterism,
-They dont go to jail as much,
-The notion of the biological clock puts a time pressure on them
-The society frowns at "Playgirls" as against playboys
-Most cultures dont expect much economic power from the woman so even a woman without 1 Naira sees herself as eligible unlike a man who might not be economically eligible even with 5million in his account

Therefore we might still have 7-8 eligible women

So ratio 3:7

In addition,
the Y chromosome swims faster but dies earlier than d X chromosome,d development of a female fetus is by default, making d dvpt of a male fetus a 'deviation ' , ironically at birth, d m:f ratio is 1.01:1, frm puberty to middle age, d m:f ratio falls markedly, perhaps due to d risk factors quoted above.
Females also generally hv a higher lifespan than males(cf male, female life expectancy figures in different climes)

Conclusion:
1. at conception, more female zygotes than males
2.at birth, slightly more males than female
3.puberty to old age,more females than males due to mstly socioeconomic factors

Therefore thr maybe more females than males in d reproductive age bracket.

more females but not many wives to choose frm..don't be fooled

Doctors do not bill patients.hospitals,whether private or public bill patients.

so therefore topic shld be how do hospitals make their bills..

The bill depends on the service rendered.medical consultation is jst one service.
You have lab serv, admission fee(dpnds on d type of room n facility e.g ac, tv,cable,microwave,internet etc),length of stay,surgery done,d type n complexity, follow up etc

Let it be emphasised,doctors do not bill patients.Every service has a price tag.the doctor does what he thinks the patient needs while admin calc total bill for serv rendered

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Donmams: SMH for you. You are celebrating public assault by ignorant soldiers who do not know their left from right. In civilised countries a soldier dares not speak rudely to a civilian else risk court martial. However i won't be surprised to see more fools celebrating this nonsense.

We shld not use what obtains in civilized climes whr pple obey d law as a yardstick 4 judging d soldiers action in an environment of lawlessness n offensive disregard for established laws..nobody is above d law..i commend d soldier for his sense of duty.we need more of dat .

CIVIL LESSON: NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW

We dont need a high profile intellectual analysis to knw Nigeria will split smday,possibly along religious lines.All the required 'ingredient' stare us daily in the face.we only pray for it to be peaceful,whc is unlikely..

I pity Nigeria.our problem in d future wld be worse than what we have today if the youths(supposed leaders of tmrw) who shld knw better than our fathers continue thinking the way they do..sincerely,would u as a parent permit ur 13year old,whether male or female to be married or married off..i pity Nigeria!

SIGNED..we are tired of being led by a shameless class of pedophiles n child abusers.they are surely accursed

If this goes thru whatsapp will be negatively affected whl BB bottomline wl be affected..ultimately android fones wl benefit frm d move

At Ngwo,Enugu State.i was asked to get 115 crates of malt(232k) n 15 pieces of wrappers.this was aside d bride price itself n d 25k n small party for the girls mother..as against 120 naira in my place( Delta)...

MayorSchwags: my parents r twins, doz dat mean am gonna av twins? cos i rli want some...2 sets shud do

if u r female,yeah. u hv a higher than average chance of havin a twin in ur lyf tym if ur mother,esp is..ur chances are evn more increased if u r yoruba,esp frm oyo state

Popowaa: I want two handsome stubborn but intelligent boys.The fans u get from the students when they do smthing bad and u are invited around is soo cute.stubborn intelligent boys love their mothers to death.

for those dat wnt intelligent kids.u mst hv to marry intelligent wives..intelligence is domicilled in the maternal genome..

I want only two.my wife wnts three..

My reason..wnt to be able to gv them d very bst of lyf

willie-wille
pot of life
kokori and demudia..so we called it then.

lyf appears beta those tyms