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Chelsea are going to be walloped by 3 goals to nothing in ultra cold Russia. Somebody say Amen!

She Looked like his mother, albeit a good looking, well groomed parent.

Round head and big eyes. She no try at all.

VillageBoi: On the rest of your utter gibberish... don't flatter yourself mate!

Oh and I posted that with a Duh! look on my face.

Who come dey vex now?

Wow! Never realized that I'm this popular in NL. See as these people dey talk about me even in my absence! Hmmn!

@Villageboi, who told you I vexed sootay, I come run commot for this thread sharply? I no vex at all bro, infact to the contrary. I was actually smiling when I posted this;

[quote author=Dan_de_Numeruno]You dey form smart àss, abi? Okay oo.[/quote]Don't interprete my valid question as a show of anger abeg. You are not qualified to make me angry, okay?

And for the record, it's really infantile(that means childish) to bash someone behind his back, which oddly proves my previous point; That whoever praised that cantoonish Crap is weak minded.

Sorry to say folks, but y'all are weak minded!

P.S; I posted this with a big grin on my face.

Feed me more: If the north uses a nuke on the south then the U.S. will be within U.N. guidelines to use a 150 megaton hydrogen bomb on Poyngyang. That will be the last word of any hostilities between the two sides.

From your moniker, you are obviously one of Ryback's fans.

Back to topic, you can never take it away from the North Koreans. Leaving a secluded life has it's advantages. For them to threatened the United States and their southern Neighbours can only mean one thing; They are ready.

ogb5: O boy see teachers:

You don't any thing
Atomic bomb destroys atoms while Nuclear bombs only destroy nuclear family

Lol! Guy stop smoking that Malian weed, abeg.

If it's all flour, chocolate and sugar, why not? I will even have a special kind of fun eating it.

crowbar: Stop mixing details, USA used Atomic in Hiroshima not Nuclear...learn the difference.

Mister I-too-know, stop sounding ignorant. Atomic bomb is actually a kind of a nuclear bomb.

Atomic bombs do nuclear fission, while more powerful hydrogen(Nuclear) bombs do nuclear fusion. Hydrogen bombs can be 1000 times more powerful than atomic bombs..

I hope you leant something.

Which face?? I no see anything oo.

ebamma: .My favourite alcoholic drink is hot drink mixed with marijunua which is called combine,while my favourite non alcoholic drink is garri

Is that supposed to be funny?

Just serve me Fanta, Amstel malt or Yogurt and everything will feel right again.

tayoccu: Doctor Who (the new series) on BBC,
Sci-fi plus good humor.

I used to watch that series, but lost interest when Tennent stop portraying the Doctor.

Good series then, don't know about now though.

If you like Sci-fi stuffs, you should start patronizing Scy-fy channel more often. They got great shows like Haven and the Sanctuary going on right now. Great stuffs.

A dumb way to die.

Frostyzone: Don't worry. One day you just might get your wish.

You wish.

Frostyzone: None taken. Just for the record I'm not an Illuminati conspiracy theorist, lol. Accusations without proof is just plain stupid and sad. Which is not my own form of the supernatural. I'm talking about plain old black magic here dude.

Rational people are always quick to dismiss the possibility, and believe me, I used to be one, until I experienced first hand that the world is not all black and white. Far from it!

Three words for you mate, Seeing is believing.

Believing in the supernatural doesn't make you religious or superstitious, but it rather put you in the category of the Illuminati conspiracy theorist. Mean no disrespect, just my 2 cents.

VillageBoi: Lol. No be abuse... na kwishions I hask, nah! As a fellow Nigerian in a free country I hasnwered a kwishion with a kwishion!

You dey form smart àss, abi? Okay oo.

VillageBoi: Mr NumeroUno. I think WE have to ask which one are you? Because as per the 'Uno' thing... you being the first of our kind we wonder why you nefa elvolve yet? Abi be you chop amoeba or plankton wey expire?

Why the abuse naa? I only voiced my 2 cents, abi no be free country we still dey so?

Chillax joor.

VillageBoi: Hahahaha what a hilarious video. Totally loved it.

All those that liked it might like the video in this thread (also posted below) - https://www.nairaland.com/1208912/animals-ate-mcdonalds-funny-video



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3i4NWSfxc

That's better. Animation beats cartoon anyday That one actually made me smile.

Your welcome.

@Op, ever heard of Steering locker? Do that, and no thief will ever jack your car on a whim in your absence. Door locks doesn't work anymore, because as with anything electronics, it can be manipulated remotely.

Cartoons, are for kids and the weak minded.

Which one are you?

modextus: well thanks but couldn't find it ther I could only find old watches. didn't see last sundays wrestlemania.

It's there alright. I did the uploading myself but they haven't assigned it to it's designated folder just yet.

On logging in, you will see something like this;

For WWE, NHL, EPL, Impact Wrestling,Forumla 1, NCAA videos In AVI ( In High MP4 ).

Just tap on the blue AVI link, it will open up a page filled with sports files with dates of their uploads on top. Then scroll down slowly and carefully till you reached April 8. Just at the bottom is several files of Wrestlemania 29. Choose one and download away.

It's that simple.

[quote author=mr.drizzy]Hmm.my favourite tv station station still remains cw network..with series like
smallville
nikita
vampire diaries
beauty and the beast
carrie diaries
one three hill.
Hart of dixie
arrow and so on[/quote]Yeah, CW has some pretty sick series on tv right now, But my beef with them is that their shows are never for mature audience. I get bored easily watching most of them thus. But Smallville and The Vampire diaries and their new show, Arrow are the few acceptions I wouldn't mind watching now and again.

C'mon guys, don't keep me waiting.

Watched the wrestlemania and it lived up to expectations, unlike last year's editions.

In other to avoid getting banned, I will not post any spoilers for the sake of those that haven't watched it yet, except to say that the "Phenom lives on!"

Goto www.fztvseries.mobi/

Make sure you are either browsing with Ucweb on mobile phone or Google chrome on laptop, to be able to download anything. Opera doesn't function properly on that website.

If you have a mischievous sense of humor then Watch these shows;

30 Rock

Modern Family

Happy Endings

Park and Recreations

Suits (My personal fav)

House of Lies

When it comes to churning not high quality tv series like Breaking bad, which cable channels or network does it for you?

Personally, I go for anything that is AMC or HBO production. And so far, I haven't being disappointed by my choices yet....except maybe on HBO's Rome.

There are other channels and networks that from time to time dish out mouth watering, nerve racking series of course. And my favorites out side of my top 2 is FOX(FX), SHOWTIME and Cinemax.

Below is the list of my top shows on tv right now and their production Channels and networks.

1. Mad Men (AMC)

2. Breaking Bad (AMC)

3. Game of Thrones (HBO)

4. Sons of Anarchy (FX)

5. Spartacus. War Of The Damned (Starz)

6. Homeland (Showtime)

7. Dexter (Showtime)

8. Hell on Wheels (AMC)

9. The Walking Dead (AMC)

10. Banshee (CInemax)

From the above list, it's pretty obvious that AMC holds sway judging from the number of their series that made my top 10. I simply can't get enough of that premuim channel.

Now, back to you: List your own top 5 or 10 series you have seen and loved and their production Channels/network.

PS: Listing of past series is valid.