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CultureRe: 18 Things That Make Yoruba Weddings A Must Attend In A Lifetime by Danfuster(m): 11:09am On Oct 03, 2016
TamedWolf90:
12. Food!

Variety like you’ve never seen it before!
Yorubas don't joke with item 7 when it comes to any function.

Some people Will call us "Ofe Mmanu" but we don't care, that's exactly how we love it.

Car TalkRe: Are LASTMA Officials Afraid Of Rich Men In Lagos? by Danfuster(m): 8:50am On Oct 02, 2016
PaperLace:
hian.
See question.
Two things that'll kill most security and law enforcement officers.
1)Money 2)Woman grin

Where is a jalopy car rushing to?
If all his need for speed is paying off, he won't be driving jalopy na.
Only rich people are allowed to be in a hurry mbok.
say no more... I got you covered, your key point in one pic

RomanceRe: This Nigerian Man Forgave & Took Girlfriend Back After She Cheated &got Pregnant by Danfuster(m): 11:29pm On Oct 01, 2016
ElsonMorali:
Impossicant.

This is the kind of thing I read that gives me brain freeze. angry
I'd choose ice cream brain freeze over this hoe saving scenerio.

Meanwhile...i definitely would never ever do this, once you mess up... You gone, you just diffuse from my life like a piece of mess that you are. The bitter truth is, bítches gone take you for granted if you still being that gentleman SHÍT.

RomanceRe: Come And Judge This Brouhaha,did I Wrong Her? by Danfuster(m): 1:39pm On Oct 01, 2016
keep soaring bro... more kunu to your blockos grin
RomanceRe: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by Danfuster(m): 4:15pm On Sep 27, 2016
Been there done all this shii. She still gon leave your ass, ain't got respect for bítches no more. "love em with your mind and not with your heart"

CrimeRe: Girl Arranges Own Kidnap With Boyfriend (photo) by Danfuster(m): 3:45pm On Sep 27, 2016
gbaskiboy:
see her long mouth
I think say na only me see ham. Mehn... Her head game go bad wink. Imagine her trapping the tip in that long lips, Nna mehn... Heaven is calling

RomanceRe: The Creepy Pre-wedding Photo Everyone Is Talking About by Danfuster(m): 12:02pm On Sep 27, 2016
freesinzu:
This op is mad angry
Lmao grin grin grin abeg, nor kill me. I just dey burst Laff for here. #NoChill
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by Danfuster(m): 8:00am On Sep 27, 2016
sexymoma:
If na another person type wetin u type so.. u go cut im balls angry
Seems you know this dude so well... He be acting like a fück boy, he thinks he knows it all. Yet Homer Simpsons brain is bigger than his.
Music/RadioRe: Adekunle Gold Is Sexy Af In New Photos ! Check Them Out by Danfuster(m): 11:12pm On Sep 26, 2016
SOFT! ... Love the one with the furry coat, classic and mafia like
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Shows Off His Blonde Hairstyle As He Stylishly Steps Out In Toronto by Danfuster(m): 6:15pm On Sep 26, 2016
smartpyzee:
u ar full of shit
@mencade5 : are you happy now

CultureRe: I Have A Question About Brideprice? by Danfuster(m): 6:40am On Sep 26, 2016
Cutehector:
accent? Embedded in a write -up?







Oh lord!
You think there's no accent in typing... Pls kindly tell me why my keyboard is called ACCENTED KEYBOARD cos it seems to me that you think accent can only be deduced from utterances. Oh wait...youre typing from an accented keyboard too, I bet you don't even know that.

Better go sleep again if you never sleep well.
CultureRe: I Have A Question About Brideprice? by Danfuster(m): 6:12am On Sep 26, 2016
Permit me to say this ... Your writeup is so not American, your use of word's and construction looks nothing American.

I can tell the difference between an African American and a white folks write-up, it's like an accent embedded in it, more like a signature.

My intuitions are OP is just an attention seeker.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Biggest Snake In The World Found by Danfuster(m): 5:49am On Sep 26, 2016
DonEffiong:
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youngaz:
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Chai... See as una dey book space... #EndTimeSpaceBooker
CelebritiesRe: Simi Asks For Votes, The Reply She Got Is Funny by Danfuster(m): 11:28am On Sep 25, 2016
balash:
Nigerians got no chill Atal, This lady has been very secretive but for the sake of media propaganda she has come out clearly that she's dating 'YCEE' which nobody expected, we all thought it might be Falz or AdekunleGOLD but it showed clearly that she's just friend with them, why do we Nigerians just believe you can't just be a very good friend that shares EVERYTHING with eachother except warming eachothers bed

No doubt about Falz And AdekunleGOLD Closeness with Simi because she's just a talent that's hard to come up with, one thing is it not all guys and ladies friendship ends in bed, some are just meant to be that you help and support eachother to the end

I have female friends that have known for years, there's two particular very beautiful ladies that are so damn close to me that my ex gfx always get this it's either them or me choose one

We seriously lack the main purpose of what 'FRIENDSHIP' truly meant

Not all boy and girl closeness leads to bed, some of us are just friends

If you don't believe two opposites sex can be just friends and no string attached take your negativity elsewhere.

Nigerians and assumptions are like that same same picture of Zuma joining arms together lol
My guy... Éré kini Aja n bá ékun shé (what kinda friendship does a dog wants with a Lion) angry

That was how one Niccur was told this "Them give you Yam and Knife, you still nor know wetin to do"
RomanceRe: Italian Diplomat Offers University Dropout N22m To End Affair With Wife(Pics by Danfuster(m): 10:49am On Sep 25, 2016
Lol... The guy na mumu, him see money dey yarn love. In short, the pic below is an excerpt of what I'd do.

RomanceRe: Girl Says Jesus Fed 5000 People And Didn't Ask Anyone To Off Pant, Guy Replies by Danfuster(m): 3:05pm On Sep 24, 2016
Honestly... This is hilarious. A girl friend of mine (not girlfriend) shared same thing through BBM broadcast about a month ago. I did give her an epic one too. Lol

Girls thinking guys are father Christmas from time immemorial.

CelebritiesRe: Biodun Okeowo Rocks Celestial Outfit To Church (Photos) by Danfuster(m): 4:51pm On Sep 21, 2016
IYANGBALI:
rosary just a word?you see your life. Cele doesn’t use rosary,they use candles,all kinds of water,miss Paris and other babalawo stuffs EOD.
Be careful what you say bout that denomination. It doesn't take much to deal with you. Think they don't have your name...Well, your moniker is enough. Let me give you the items. 7white candles with your moniker written in a special paper which I won't say, your moniker binded(special binding) in the center of the seven candles with 7seven soft palm fronds, the now binded candles placed oddly(cos you're being cursed) somewhere in the premises in a Basin of sea water and seven special psalms after which the candle is lit and the rest is history...

CAUTION YOUR TONGUE!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Why You Can't 'normally' Dodge A Bullet by Danfuster(m): 2:54pm On Sep 21, 2016
RobinHez:
Source : http://www.edscienceblog.com/2016/09/why-you-cant-normaly-dodge-bullet.html
Never use the word impossible. for majority of people, not doable but for a few like Isaho Machii - Japanese Katana Kenjutsu he'd even slice the bullet with his samurai sword. I know that's suicide if I attempt it but not impossible. The link below is a proof.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzhs1Z8Rwnk
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Ports Authority Recruitment Commences by Danfuster(m): 5:28pm On Sep 20, 2016
Seems everyone is having issues with personal info section
RomanceRe: Did I go too far with my actions? by Danfuster(m):
Terryindeed:
listen mr man, what is yours it's yours, and the Good Lord will not stop more from happening if you take it back. Jesus Christ, what is to gain from breaking his heart nothing, but he lost everything, is hearth, is trust for women, his love, and finally his kindness, bcus next time he meet with another girl , he will be to heartbroken to move on or to love her , bcus he fear she might alway cheat even if she won't. Bro it's your property, don't alllow anyone tell u to leave it for God or for her and move on, bcus when you did it for her, it was from your heart with love, and now she's turn against you , why should you still be kind to her? Why didn't she think about the repercussions before cheating? I can bet my soul that she's be doing it long ago. Haba get her to the gutter. Some people never appreciate Good friends, and my advice is this , Cut Ties and be with better people. So op forgive but get your self away from her and your stuff. To be honest those type of people don't change, they always want to test new things. Okay you want him to leave it for her and the next girl he meet, will do the same and he will still leave it for her too, over and over, after this experience, i bet he will think twice before doing anything for the next girl even if she's an angel, because of what his ex has done. Men have emotions, these scars don't leave easily, it even make us hate women and turn into a womanizer, just to have sex and go , because of experience like this.
Funny how people say leave it to karma... BÍTCH I'M KARMA angry
RomanceRe: Did I go too far with my actions? by Danfuster(m): 11:02pm On Sep 19, 2016
warrah:
Go on and do what ever you deem right, but remember, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.....
His action right now is that equal and opposite reaction to the initial action... You feel me bro.
RomanceRe: Did I go too far with my actions? by Danfuster(m): 10:55pm On Sep 19, 2016
uyiekpen26:
thank you my brother. Now I know better. No woman will ever see my #5 not to talk of my #20. I would have given her the beating of her life before but I chose not to.
One time for you bro cos now you know...better. If they can cheat on Ice prince and Drake is always singing about heartbreak, mehn....God help us undecided. I just want you know there're still a few sisters out there.

Crazy thing is, they don't do it for money no more. They do it for variety. I have a Jam for you to ease off bro...You'll love it

J Cole - No Role Model
RomanceRe: Did I go too far with my actions? by Danfuster(m): 10:39pm On Sep 19, 2016
coyy:
it is d primary responsibility of any responsible man to cater for his family.

where did I tell him not to take back his things? maybe u need to read my opinion again.

calling women hoes is a prove that ur sisters are hoes if u have one.. and if u don't, u know who d hoe in ur life is.
so then... What is the primary responsibility of a woman that's adequately and rottingly catered for??

Where In my write up did I address that paragraph to YOU?, I addressed that paragraph to OP and I was concise about it using "OP" as opening paragraph. You're the one who needs to go back and read through again but this time, slowly and apply basic reading rules... I wonder if you ever passed English Tests?! undecided

So again... I think I have to school you on this English thingy, I said Girls hoes and not women, can't you tell the diference between the two? I bet you can't tell the difference between a Lady and a woman. Your idiocy is legendary and irredeemable.

I won't return your quotes anymore cos your mind is too small to hold an intellectual convo. Maybe you could try electrotherapy to stimulate your cerebral cortex only then will your cerebrum function at it's optimum.

Adios
PoliticsRe: . by Danfuster(m): 7:21pm On Sep 19, 2016
Newworldorder:
1 Ogun State,
2 Ondo State,
3 Oyo State,
4Osun State,
5 Ekiti State,

These are the main states own by the yorubas,
Lagos state is owned by the binis,
Kwara and kogi state are owned by the north

RomanceRe: Did I go too far with my actions? by Danfuster(m): 7:03pm On Sep 19, 2016
Kaira333:
Op and most people here are just typing rubbish. Am not supporting d girl but op d best u can do is to move on with ur life and forget abt her. Going to her house to pack whatever u said u bought for her is too childish and it shows u neva gave her d stufs whole hrtedly at initial. Also pray dat d girl is a quite type else she will tell any security agent around dat u are a robber who came to steal her things unless u have a clear receipts showing they are all urs. (Speaking out of experience) so better save urself d stress. My 10k.
Will you keep quiet there angry... So the girl messing around isn't childish ba!, this your subtle way of taking side is just Lame. Also thanks for giving the OP heads up with going their with most receipts coupled with the planned Mopol, it should be a successful extraction.
RomanceRe: Did I go too far with my actions? by Danfuster(m): 6:55pm On Sep 19, 2016
YorubaDemon:
my name again being used in vain
This time it's not in vain bro cos the niggá in context is about to do the needful cos his demons has been awakened.
RomanceRe: Did I go too far with my actions? by Danfuster(m): 6:46pm On Sep 19, 2016
coyy:
exactly..

all he has been saying is how he has lavished money on d girl.,

visa, Dubai cloth, jewelries, house rent and other imaginary things...
Isn't that the primary need of every woman...tell me your mom never for once had a heated convo over money for soup. That's a happily married woman ooo.

OP abeg, collect everything... How I wish you could take back the irredeemable time you spent on her. I'm thinking about doing the same to one yeye ex like that.

They bestow on them self calamity and go ahead to calling niggás names like #YorubaDemon, yes... I'm a proud #YorubaDemon. Look how she awaken the beast in this bro. I tell you, you act nice and gentlemanly this hoes gon take you for granted. I see girls hoes as pigeons attracted to bread...all you got a do is throw some crumbs out and they consciously walk into that bird trap, hence I named my apartment trap house.

#DontSaveHoes #HoeIsLife #Hoe-Ism

RomanceRe: The Guys I Like Vs The Guys That Like Me (Pictured) by Danfuster(m): 10:11am On Sep 16, 2016
hoe-ism

RomanceRe: Let Your spouse or partner Know You Love them Before Someone Else helps You To by Danfuster(m): 6:57pm On Sep 13, 2016
I hate when people come up with SHÍT like this, the women folks are just insatiable and believe me, you will never understand them.

A woman who wants to cheat will cheat and there's nothing you can do to stop her, same goes for the opposite sex. Like a Niccur said up there, they don't do it for money anymore but for variety. Hoes ain't loyal #HoeIsLife #Hoe-ism. @Bibors you're a nigga who knows, one time for you bro.

"don't save hoes, they don't wanna be saved" One time for a Niccur who knows this

Car TalkRe: Fuel Consumption Ratio; Six Plugs Vs Four Plugs by Danfuster(m): 7:50pm On Sep 11, 2016
MosesNG:
This is just dumb. This is irredeemable. I swear
Did you see the part where I said I give you on the guy... He can't be saved
Car TalkRe: Fuel Consumption Ratio; Six Plugs Vs Four Plugs by Danfuster(m): 7:45pm On Sep 11, 2016
nurusystem:
U better. U dont know 4 plug & 6 plugs ratonality, no theory no practical experience
I gave up cos you can't be saved from your self delusion of stereotyping. My garage is filled with this German beasties all mercedes from an I4 180E to V8 suv.
Car TalkRe: Fuel Consumption Ratio; Six Plugs Vs Four Plugs by Danfuster(m): 3:20pm On Sep 10, 2016
nurusystem:
Yes toyota,,the diference is just speed ,
I give up

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