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CelebritiesRe: See What Oap Freeze Said About An Igbo Man Marrying An Igbo Women by Danfuster(m): 5:54pm On Oct 20, 2016
grin grin grin he has a point tho but that's a Lil over the edge
Car TalkRe: Honda Goldwing Three Wheeler Bike Spotted In Lagos by Danfuster(m): 1:19pm On Oct 18, 2016
achieverme:
Other than improved stability, it is not better than any conventional/power bike.
Improved stability... Yes, cornering and maneuvering... Highly compromised or probably I'm missing something here
CrimeRe: 2 Elderly Men Who Stole Cassava Stripped Unclad (Photos) by Danfuster(m): 6:00pm On Oct 17, 2016
I guess they got a tip off bout their Bae.. grin grin

HealthRe: Pepsi To Cut Down Sugar From Its Drinks by Danfuster(m): 5:31pm On Oct 17, 2016
Drabeey:
Bros those shii get sugar too oo
Don't mind them... Consuming industrial sugar which is even deadlier I.e Monosaccharide and disaccharide. I pity those self acclaimed brewery.

Me, I just take my two big stout...Maybe 3 when there's peppered snail or grill jeje and go home for a baby sleep.
HealthRe: Pepsi To Cut Down Sugar From Its Drinks by Danfuster(m): 5:16pm On Oct 17, 2016
MadCow1:
Who still drinks Pepsi sef? undecided

Pepsi is the Poor mans Coca Cola..
Really!... Bro undecided.

If your definition of poor is having the legendary Micheal Jackson as Pepsi brand ambassador for over a decade and multiple signing...then what adjective would you use to qualify CocaCola?!
The pictures below speaks volume.

RomanceRe: Eni Balogun Disgraces Man Who Wooed Her On Facebook by Danfuster(m): 2:00pm On Oct 17, 2016
Papikush:
I was robbed about a month ago, lost my phone and some other valuables...just got back last week (also from my one month ban) then someone else asked where I was all this while and I answered "One bastard banned his papa" then I got banned again grin
Did I do anything wrong? grin
So na you post that statement that made me look stupid in a quiet office grin grin I almost got a query you know cos I busted out so loud. Well...you didn't do any wrong but you know how the mods are, I just got back from a ban for posting ordinary rare cassava pic oo, so I had to open a new one to stay with the tide and I was banned again for using a unique moniker. I just tire for this NL mods and their misplaced priorities
RomanceRe: Eni Balogun Disgraces Man Who Wooed Her On Facebook by Danfuster(m): 1:48pm On Oct 17, 2016
ephi123:
When she asked "Are u ok?", he still didn't get the gist. hahaha cheesy
That part got me too, but really... It's only in Nigeria that statement is considered an insult. My cousins resident in states once came back for Christmas and I happen to spend some time with them, most times they wanna know if I need anything they be like "are you OK?" and I just answer "yes" reluctantly cos I thought it was some kinda demeaning statement but I liten up and figured that's how they roll in the States, you hear things like "you ok?" "you good? "y'all straight... Y'all need anything tho?"... The man in this context is just being gentlemanly and civil.
EducationRe: See Why you are sexually aroused all the time (and How To Tackle It) by Danfuster(m): 5:13pm On Oct 16, 2016
Readwarn:
All I know is that 80% of women that buy Cucumber don't actually eat it...
Konji na Bastard
Na why i no dey pass my boundary for woman house.

Once some Niccurs used my cousins potty bowl to make eba cos she's this free person and they felt overly comfortable not asking what and what not to use, you know how girls in school won't use the toilet and won't buy the real potty cos they think it's embarrassing using the real potty cos of visiting guys.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by Danfuster(m): 11:56am On Oct 16, 2016
maturemindsonly:
Try BMW X6 M.. you'll hate benz
Really... Bro, that's blasphemy. Don't try to turn two German Bros on each other. They're both great whip. Look what an old benz did below.... With Christmas light all over the dash

Car TalkRe: Which Exterior Colour Will Suit A Brown Leather Seat Interior Colour by Danfuster(m): 11:43am On Oct 16, 2016
geraldgiz:
Hey guys ,which exterior colour will suit a brown interior car
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Jet black the car, trust me.. You'll love it. If eventually you go for another color, be sure it's oven bake and get the best hand for the job cos irrespective of how matching the color is, a bad paint job would flaw the anticipated result.

My 2kobo
FamilyRe: Woman Batters Husband During Sex Over Huge Manhood In South Africa (Pic) by Danfuster(m):
Women!...women!!!... Women!!!

Satisfy them at your own peril.

CrimeRe: Man Caught With Two Bags Of Rice He Bought With Fake Money by Danfuster(m): 7:27pm On Oct 10, 2016
I'm so confused right now, nothing seems logical anymore undecided

CrimeRe: Car Conveying Suspected Armed Robbers Involved In An Accident by Danfuster(m): 10:52am On Oct 10, 2016
Rayfield:
This is what happens when;
1. You drink and drive
2. When you're too excited to goan take another man's properties.
3. When your victim(s) is/are children of Orunmila, Awo or Amadioha.
RIP to the dead.
How can you mention the names of those deity and leave out Ogun (god of iron) who is the sole witness and accomplice here
Car TalkRe: Fastest Speed You Have Ever Driven: Car, Place, Time? by Danfuster(m): 10:39am On Oct 10, 2016
9icetoo:
by a speed limiter? I hope not. I will find that switch and eliminate it.
Lol... Maybe that switch just saved your life bro, I doubt if this car comes with a functional airbag.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by Danfuster(m): 10:24am On Oct 10, 2016
sofadj:
not a very good thread, promotes speeding, especially in a country like Nigeria with bad roads.
Speed really kills.
MODS take this down
Come and go and teh dem on this thread angry, you think this thread is the real one. It's people like you doing 40km/h on the fast lane that put motorist at risk. angry

https://www.nairaland.com/999283/fastest-speed-ever-driven-car/

"Tell me: how many okada accidents are due to overspeeding? Have you ever wondered why a Formula 1 racecar, driving at speeds of up to 350km/hr can maintain balance without crashingmost times? Even when it does crash the driver rarely suffers more than a few scratches. The simple reason is that the factors of safety have been greatly enhanced in a Formula 1 race. The car, the road the driver all operate within a system ofimproved safety and control. Bearing that in mind I don't see anything wrong in travelling 200km/hr on a smooth, straight, longand unobstructed stretch of highway -IFyour engine can deliver and sustain such power.Lastly, always remember to wear your seatbelt no matter how fast or slow you drive; always pay attention on the road."
Car TalkRe: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by Danfuster(m): 9:56am On Oct 10, 2016
shockwave:
The maximum I attained was 207km/h in my 2007 Mercedes Benz C280 4MATIC. It was along Ilorin ogbomosho expressway in June this year.
Its the smoothest road I've known that still exists for over 10 years.

But trust me, I burned 15 litres of my tank for 40km, which would normally take me from Lagos to Ibadan with AC at an average speed of 80km/h

And the only tokunbo tyre I had got twisted after the whole adventure which cost me another 35k to change!
But the thrill is priceless ... Right. cheesy , tell me that Tristar demon didn't intimidate you with "is that all you got", that overwhelming balance and handling just makes you feel in control and safe. cheesy
Car TalkRe: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by Danfuster(m): 9:43am On Oct 10, 2016
buchilino:
I DON'T NO ABOUT D LATEST MODELS, BUT MY 2001 RX vs A 01 CAMRY 4 PLUGS. I DOUBT IF IT'S A FAIR COMPETITION.
It all boils down to the driver
Car TalkRe: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by Danfuster(m): 9:25am On Oct 10, 2016
buchilino:
OK, FAIR ENOUGH. BUT I BET U, IF I BRING MY RX N SOMEONE ELSE BRINGS A V4 CAMRY AT D SAME ROAD. D CAMRY GUY WILL NOT C MY BACK WEN WE TAKE OFF, EVEN IF BOTH OF US R 100.
Wrong, you both would be leveled at 100, the V6 was designed to shun out more acceleration, top speed and torque. Where you have advantage is take off cos the v6 engine accelerates faster cos you have 2extra cylinder than the i4. Don't be surprised an i4 camry could beat you in a race cos you have to consider a lot of factors, No1 factor is the driver, then you have wind displacement, aerodynamics, center of gravity, tire size, engine and component life.

I could beat you in an i4camry if the roads have more corners you know... While you're trying to avoid a rollover at 110km/h, I can still take on the same corner at 140km/h conveniently before you know what hit you... I'm off into the horizon.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by Danfuster(m): 9:08am On Oct 10, 2016
FTBOY:
i own and drive a solara coupe; before that, i owned a maxima - both are v6 - so i know what i'm saying..
the only difference is that v6 cars takeoff speed is faster than v4's but if you're doing a 100 with a v6 and i'm doing the same with a v4....we'll be driving at equal pace.

shikena!
You're right and he @buchilino is right to an extent, reason: in a v6 at 140km/h you're probably just cruising which means your engine is relaxed while in an i4 powered car the engine is already screaming for help, but speed measurement are equal across all speedometer provided the vehicle components ain't compromising efficiency.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by Danfuster(m): 8:51am On Oct 10, 2016
kingreign:
One very easy feat to achieve in that SUV.
Oga king, so you are here....what happened to that thread "fastest speed you've ever driven" https://www.nairaland.com/999283/fastest-speed-ever-driven-car/ with over 38 thread page, I mean there was a lot of real live pictorial proof of this feats achieved on there along with technical criticism from Siena, Gazzuz, King406, nurey, damylolah crazy dude maxed out sl500 with abs, check engine, etc lights on, noblemind, mpvgoddes, rainmaker Ajah escapade, a thread with real stories of how it went down. This men don't just type... They post pic of their tachometer.

I'm not saying this thread isn't Frontpage worthy but so also should be the one with the link up there. Seun, Lalasticlala, mynd44. I hope you will move that thread to its final destination.

RomanceRe: Just For Laughs: Nigerians No Get Chill (pics) by Danfuster(m): 1:46pm On Oct 09, 2016
Check this out

RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by Danfuster(m): 11:29am On Oct 09, 2016
iyobs7:
Gan gan gan gannnn...
That soundtrack you hear when action scene wan start grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Man Dresses Up As Courier To Hand In CV Disguised As Doughnut Delivery by Danfuster(m): 4:08pm On Oct 08, 2016
Hustle is real
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do I Always Have Series Of Dream Everytime And Wake Up To Forget by Danfuster(m): 3:30pm On Oct 08, 2016
@op. Have you ever felt like you've experienced or lived a moment, just going by your normal day; like Dé javu... Like you can almost anticipate what's about to happen next?!
Car TalkRe: The 'you Hit Me From Behind So You're Guilty Rule' Is Being Abused. by Danfuster(m): 8:59am On Oct 08, 2016
PaperLace:
I'm not interested in the spy cam grin.
You married?
I admire handy men...nothing personal. Okay...bye angry


The emboldened is one of the many why's we will never achieve any feet understanding women. See height of confusion, first she asked if he's married then proceed to the admiring part only to try to debunk it with the word "nothing personal", now that's an OXYMORON...yet she still wanna know why they keep asking to speak with her husband when she's in a mild accident...women and confusion are like that Zuma pic, take them seriously at your own peril.

Oh! Wait... Nothing personal. Okay bye tongue
HealthRe: Are You Drinking Enough Water? by Danfuster(m): 4:37pm On Oct 07, 2016
Keneking:
Do you how bridge to cross and litres of fuel /diesel to be expended on that mission?
Bar Beach is gone, Kuramo Beach is also gone, Elegushi Beach is highly unsafe.
No spring in South Western Nigeria
So...you want to tell me where Gossy spring water is being bottled? angry

I recommend you take 12 bottles of Gossy water a day to detoxify yourself of your unrepentant hate for Southwest
RomanceRe: 7 Different Ladies Celebrate ‘boyfriend Day’ With Same Man See Photos. by Danfuster(m): 1:07pm On Oct 07, 2016
Chai...this niggá too like fruit salad cheesy cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Help What Should I Do by Danfuster(m): 12:59pm On Oct 07, 2016
Just reciprocate her, gender equality... Remember
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by Danfuster(m): 7:20pm On Oct 06, 2016
Johnadu:
Hello All,

I have the following great benz for sale. They recently arrived from USA, with Lagos clearing.

2005 Benz C320
2006 Benz C240
2005 Benz C230

See few pix below,
Call me on 08025369868
Can you share some more pic of the 06 C240 and the price
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian’s Bodyguard Slammed By Fans For Not Protecting Her During Attack by Danfuster(m): 11:35pm On Oct 03, 2016
I smell fp

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