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Virginkpekus:No insult intended, my bad. To answer your question... Yes, my girlfriend is way prettier and beautiful than you are, your simply no match for her. |
village girl wey bend leg like lame people |
OP, you're just one insatiable and confused homosapien, your girlfriend got you a gift... Even tho you and I both know it's a clone courtesy still demand that you appreciate her for that. Your gf has a fault too, she shouldn't have waited to pop at your door before she could say "happy birthday". A call or text before showing should be the do. Why the hell should she Tell you she got it from Mr prize while stating the amount... Shey she show you receipt ni , I guess she probably didn't want you thinking she picked it up from ikeja along or something. It's a gift for crying out loud, even if you asked she shouldn't have told you how much. I'm sorry to disappoint you but your gf is a "DECEPTICON"Modified: she's probably investing ti Rip in a few months. I'd say you do nothing or less to test her loyalty when the time comes
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op you forgot to write at the end... TO GOD BE THE GLORY |
cute.. How much do they go for |
I'm sure you don't wait for the I me interval between taking the second tablet, I hope you've not started bleeding either cos it might get to that. If your bleeding, don't panic, get yourself to a hospital. |
. Just in case |
I swear, I would snatched the fan ice from her, it's my money. BIATCH should go make hers. By the way.... Never ever ever in your life act a fool for any girl, woman or lady |
opineflu:I don't let my lady down. Every woman deserves an orgasmic blast |
FlyoruB:Abeg... Help me ask them oooo, why them mouth nor dey commot SW especially Lasgidi, I can only imagine what's they'd feel like if they were to be natural occupant of SW, Lagos |
Abeg who get fuel ![]() |
Lies, why is that white fence all crooked. I see contouring app at work here |
Jadekitana:are you saying you don't want the equality bill signed anymore?! ![]() |
lil hairy is good for me, that hairy that follows one directional flow, like it's just been treated with a living conditioner. Oh.. Did I mention it serves as shock absorber when I'm slamming, that way they don't ear the synchronous sound next room |
marshalcarter:Do you have a room to rent out for real |
Jadekitana:really! Are you saying better thing no fit men!? |
Nawa ooo, wetin dem no go open thread for this days I just weak |
Jadekitana:Cool... I like em honey brown |
Firstlieutenant:Well...I've never heard of this in Yoruba land neither have you... That I'm sure of. |
Jadekitana:one question...OK, two question, NO disrespect. Do you have contact in on your PP, if no, what color are they really |
Ok... We don hear.... next ![]() |
or just have a god father in APC that'll recommend you to CBN or FIRS ![]() |
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GboyegaD:Don't mind him, he thinks he can't be abducted, ta wón boiz ba wólé pélu bón pélu bullet... What you gon do, ógbéni dubulè ![]() By the way, I think the guy is Yoruba but since it's traditional, he has to adopt the dress style to correlate with the trad proceedings |
Firstlieutenant:I've never heard of this kinda thing in any yoruba land...abi, I never wakka reach ni ![]() |
Who the fvck is this guy posting mtn data plan on a sensitive thread like this ![]() |
men... This just sent shiver down my spine, abeg...anyone know anything bout okuzu people before a yoruba Lagos boy go pick agidi for where him hand nor reach basket ![]() By the way... RIP to the dead |
Ó karé layé |
Wait ooo.... I wonder how some girls handle being fingered by some fingers I'm seeing on here ![]() Mzjaney... Come give me hand job after which you can up to BJ cos I can bet my left balls your mouth is more luscious |
HrmOlolade:Bros... I hail ooo |
Respect to HrmOlolade and duchess02 for keeping it real... Abi na gangster I go call ham. Shout out to those rugged hustling fingers. Now I need not worry why nairalanders comment are so harsh, it's obvious we got Harsh fingers behind the QWERTY. ![]() Some fingers here dare not slap you... ![]() |
mzjaney:You want to tell me you didn't use Camera 360 and that smoother thingy ![]() |
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, I guess she probably didn't want you thinking she picked it up from ikeja along or something. It's a gift for crying out loud, even if you asked she shouldn't have told you how much. I'm sorry to disappoint you but your gf is a "DECEPTICON"
. His likes are confused -- deep inside they Hate Lagos coz it's in Yorubaland and call it a nomansland to spite us, at the same time they whimsically acknowledge its SW/Yoruba ownership and attack her out of bad belle. Na confusion. 

