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Family › Re: Pictures From My First Ever Visit To A Beach At Lagos (from A Village Girl) by Danfuster(m): 11:15am On Apr 07, 2016
Virginkpekus:
Please don't come here and insult me, your girlfriend fine reach me?
No insult intended, my bad.

To answer your question... Yes, my girlfriend is way prettier and beautiful than you are, your simply no match for her.
Family › Re: Pictures From My First Ever Visit To A Beach At Lagos (from A Village Girl) by Danfuster(m): 11:06am On Apr 07, 2016
village girl wey bend leg like lame people
Romance › Re: See What My Gf Got Me For My Birthday Today.. Is She Legit? by Danfuster(m):
OP, you're just one insatiable and confused homosapien, your girlfriend got you a gift... Even tho you and I both know it's a clone courtesy still demand that you appreciate her for that.

Your gf has a fault too, she shouldn't have waited to pop at your door before she could say "happy birthday". A call or text before showing should be the do.

Why the hell should she Tell you she got it from Mr prize while stating the amount... Shey she show you receipt ni angry, I guess she probably didn't want you thinking she picked it up from ikeja along or something. It's a gift for crying out loud, even if you asked she shouldn't have told you how much. I'm sorry to disappoint you but your gf is a "DECEPTICON"

Modified: she's probably investing ti Rip in a few months. I'd say you do nothing or less to test her loyalty when the time comes

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: His Friends Called Him An Errand Boy, But Today His Errand Has Paid Off by Danfuster(m): 9:45am On Apr 07, 2016
op you forgot to write at the end...


TO GOD BE THE GLORY
Pets › Re: Pure And Active Female Samyed Puppies For Sell by Danfuster(m): 9:47am On Apr 06, 2016
cute.. How much do they go for
Health › Re: Abdominal Pain Since After Taking Postinor 2 by Danfuster(m): 9:45am On Apr 06, 2016
I'm sure you don't wait for the I me interval between taking the second tablet, I hope you've not started bleeding either cos it might get to that. If your bleeding, don't panic, get yourself to a hospital.
Romance › Re: Handsome Bobos, Post Ya Sexy Pictures Here by Danfuster(m): 11:59pm On Apr 04, 2016
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Just in case
Romance › Re: Does This Mean Been Broke??? by Danfuster(m): 11:57pm On Apr 04, 2016
I swear, I would snatched the fan ice from her, it's my money. BIATCH should go make hers.

By the way.... Never ever ever in your life act a fool for any girl, woman or lady
Romance › Re: Do U Like Hairy Or Shave Women by Danfuster(m): 11:43pm On Apr 04, 2016
opineflu:
u must b a pro in sexual matters
I don't let my lady down. Every woman deserves an orgasmic blast
Business › Re: Know The States That Controls 90% Cash Transactions in Nigeria-cbn by Danfuster(m): 11:19pm On Apr 04, 2016
FlyoruB:
No mind am. Na bad belle and inferiority complex. cheesy. His likes are confused -- deep inside they Hate Lagos coz it's in Yorubaland and call it a nomansland to spite us, at the same time they whimsically acknowledge its SW/Yoruba ownership and attack her out of bad belle. Na confusion. cheesy
Abeg... Help me ask them oooo, why them mouth nor dey commot SW especially Lasgidi, I can only imagine what's they'd feel like if they were to be natural occupant of SW, Lagos
Celebrities › Re: Exclusive! Olamide And Wizkid In Hot Beef by Danfuster(m): 11:10pm On Apr 04, 2016
Abeg who get fuel angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Boo Forgot To Photoshop His Legs Lmao (photo) by Danfuster(m): 11:07pm On Apr 04, 2016
Lies, why is that white fence all crooked. I see contouring app at work here
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Why Why WHY??? by Danfuster(m): 10:23pm On Apr 04, 2016
Jadekitana:
Lol abeg o, if a man wear contacts especially pronounced ones he's gay to me cheesy
are you saying you don't want the equality bill signed anymore?! undecided
Romance › Re: Do U Like Hairy Or Shave Women by Danfuster(m): 10:16pm On Apr 04, 2016
lil hairy is good for me, that hairy that follows one directional flow, like it's just been treated with a living conditioner.

Oh.. Did I mention it serves as shock absorber when I'm slamming, that way they don't ear the synchronous sound next room
Romance › Re: Come In: Guys Only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Danfuster(m): 10:10pm On Apr 04, 2016
marshalcarter:
Save a rent in Lagos

Find a flat/roommate
Do you have a room to rent out for real
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Why Why WHY??? by Danfuster(m): 10:01pm On Apr 04, 2016
Jadekitana:
Lol you a guy now, how come you like contacts
really! Are you saying better thing no fit men!?
Romance › Re: Come In: Guys Only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Danfuster(m): 9:57pm On Apr 04, 2016
Nawa ooo, wetin dem no go open thread for this days undecided I just weak
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Why Why WHY??? by Danfuster(m): 9:54pm On Apr 04, 2016
Jadekitana:
Hazel brown contacts
Cool... I like em honey brown
Crime › Re: S H C K I N G : Anambra Villagers Kill Two Brothers While Burying Their Sister by Danfuster(m): 9:52pm On Apr 04, 2016
Firstlieutenant:
If na 4 Yoruba land, e 4 worst. Na rituals dem 4 use dem do!
Well...I've never heard of this in Yoruba land neither have you... That I'm sure of.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Why Why WHY??? by Danfuster(m): 9:48pm On Apr 04, 2016
Jadekitana:
I receive close to 30 mails from strange and known monikers daily, I NEVER reply any! Infact I have never replied any mail. Whatever happens here ends here! That's my principle.
one question...OK, two question, NO disrespect. Do you have contact in on your PP, if no, what color are they really
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Why Why WHY??? by Danfuster(m): 9:44pm On Apr 04, 2016
Ok... We don hear.... next angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 6 Steps To Land Your Dream Job Despite Your Low GPA by Danfuster(m): 9:40pm On Apr 04, 2016
or just have a god father in APC that'll recommend you to CBN or FIRS angry
Romance › Re: Men! Arghhh!!! by Danfuster(m): 9:35pm On Apr 04, 2016
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Events › Re: Pictures From A Nairalander's Traditional Marriage by Danfuster(m): 9:24pm On Apr 04, 2016
GboyegaD:
What is there to understand? Our excesses as Nigerians or our encouragement of wrong practices?
Don't mind him, he thinks he can't be abducted, ta wón boiz ba wólé pélu bón pélu bullet... What you gon do, ógbéni dubulè angry

By the way, I think the guy is Yoruba but since it's traditional, he has to adopt the dress style to correlate with the trad proceedings
Crime › Re: S H C K I N G : Anambra Villagers Kill Two Brothers While Burying Their Sister by Danfuster(m): 9:07pm On Apr 04, 2016
Firstlieutenant:
Dem no go see fulani herdsmen kill, na their in-laws. Mtcheeeew
I've never heard of this kinda thing in any yoruba land...abi, I never wakka reach ni huh
Foreign Affairs › Re: Start Of A New World War by Danfuster(m): 8:58pm On Apr 04, 2016
Who the fvck is this guy posting mtn data plan on a sensitive thread like this angry
Crime › Re: S H C K I N G : Anambra Villagers Kill Two Brothers While Burying Their Sister by Danfuster(m):
men... This just sent shiver down my spine, abeg...anyone know anything bout okuzu people before a yoruba Lagos boy go pick agidi for where him hand nor reach basket huh undecided

By the way... RIP to the dead
Properties › Re: For  rent, A Newly Built 2 Bedroom Flat Ensuite With 3 Toilets, Very Affordabl by Danfuster(m): 5:52pm On Apr 04, 2016
Ó karé layé shocked
Education › Re: Which One Of These Fingers Type Do You Belong To? by Danfuster(m): 11:53am On Apr 04, 2016
Wait ooo.... I wonder how some girls handle being fingered by some fingers I'm seeing on here huh undecided

Mzjaney... Come give me hand job after which you can up to BJ cos I can bet my left balls your mouth is more luscious
Education › Re: Which One Of These Fingers Type Do You Belong To? by Danfuster(m): 11:47am On Apr 04, 2016
HrmOlolade:
cheesy
Bros... I hail ooo
Education › Re: Which One Of These Fingers Type Do You Belong To? by Danfuster(m): 11:32am On Apr 04, 2016
Respect to HrmOlolade and duchess02 for keeping it real... Abi na gangster I go call ham. Shout out to those rugged hustling fingers. Now I need not worry why nairalanders comment are so harsh, it's obvious we got Harsh fingers behind the QWERTY. grin

Some fingers here dare not slap you... grin grin
Education › Re: Which One Of These Fingers Type Do You Belong To? by Danfuster(m): 11:19am On Apr 04, 2016
mzjaney:
A
You want to tell me you didn't use Camera 360 and that smoother thingy angry

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