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Romance › Re: SUGGESTIONS For A New Marriage! by Danhumprey: 4:05pm On Aug 01, 2014
glitest: Haba now!!...Stop been jealous....I want him to come and see how I live my life...Party galore....I want him to witness's how I spray the money left, right and center
Ha! You wan make him come taste-the-money/testimony?grin
Romance › Re: A Moment Of Love by Danhumprey: 4:02pm On Aug 01, 2014
Cheeun: I no fear na. cool
Oya,wink

Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Month Of August! Drop Your Wishes Here by Danhumprey: 3:42pm On Aug 01, 2014
glitest: grin grin grin grin wink
I'm waiting. You've an unreplied mail since almost 1week now.
Romance › Re: SUGGESTIONS For A New Marriage! by Danhumprey: 3:41pm On Aug 01, 2014
glitest: Ehh??....Do you realize that most of the bus drivers are my friends sha?....Just mention "Glitest", if they don't get it...then mention " sugar babe"( more discrete);..I promise they'd let you in for free...Infact, they'll drop you right I front of my palace.
Lol. Don't send the guy on a wild goose chase,biko.grin
Health › Re: We Have The Science To Build An Ebola Vaccine. So Why Hasn't It Happened? by Danhumprey: 3:37pm On Aug 01, 2014
Interesting read!

Somehow,there's got to be a cure for this virus!
Celebrities › Re: Photonews: Billionaire Femi Otedolas’ Daughter’s Graduation Party by Danhumprey: 3:32pm On Aug 01, 2014
Chai! Money good o!embarassed

Abeg,who get Otedola's number? I wan discuss with am.
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Danhumprey: 3:29pm On Aug 01, 2014
glitest: Okay luv.
Yea.
Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Month Of August! Drop Your Wishes Here by Danhumprey: 3:28pm On Aug 01, 2014
glitest: Don't worry luv....Although, i am not ready for marriage now, I will let you know when I am..Remember, you will always been on my chest. kiss
Smh.grin
Romance › Re: A Moment Of Love by Danhumprey: 3:27pm On Aug 01, 2014
Cheeun: Oya to where huh Lemme go tell my mummy first grin
Why nau? What for?


Don't fear.wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Have A Huge Crush On You Naijaboy!!! I Just Cant Help It!!! by Danhumprey: 3:10pm On Aug 01, 2014
wasak: America will know....
#meanwhile pray for me...
I'm inside a bus with Abokis....i dey fear like mad make dem no go detonate something o! o God of Ebola protect me
gringrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Have A Huge Crush On You Naijaboy!!! I Just Cant Help It!!! by Danhumprey: 3:08pm On Aug 01, 2014
GentleMimi: Mtchewwwwww! Go about things the right way. The PM button don catch ebola? The dude might get embarassed. Not everyone likes such public display.
Goodluck,though.
Hian! Calm down,ma'am.


E be like say the PM button catch Ebola virus.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Have A Huge Crush On You Naijaboy!!! I Just Cant Help It!!! by Danhumprey: 3:05pm On Aug 01, 2014
cheryl1: Uhm...how do i start this...
I have been on NL for quite sometime now,though I never expected things to turn out this way. I stumbled upon your post when you tried to explain things to me on that education thread. I followed you and since then i just found my self liking you. embarassed embarassed
Aside that,you are cute and you make intelligent posts sometimes,i also like the fact that you are jovial and hardly take what people say get to you..
Naijaboiy,i'm crushing on you and I just cant help it,cant hide it embarassed
Wow!

Romance › Re: A Moment Of Love by Danhumprey: 3:02pm On Aug 01, 2014
Cheeun: See jamb queshion! Am for real. Chai, diaris Goduo Danhumpreygrin
Oya.wink

Jokes Etc › Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Danhumprey: 2:59pm On Aug 01, 2014
glitest: So sorry luv.......I just couldn't help it.
Oya,make we talk in private.embarassed
Romance › Re: SUGGESTIONS For A New Marriage! by Danhumprey: 2:57pm On Aug 01, 2014
angela98: hey Danny..OK which part u like hear.. grin grin
The juicy/raunchy part. I mean,the touching of nípplès,and you know......lipsrsealed
Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Month Of August! Drop Your Wishes Here by Danhumprey: 2:55pm On Aug 01, 2014
glitest: Thanks.

Yep; I always tell them they are made for each other....She is he's Ying to he's yang...# Real love#.
I wish to have a marriage like their's.
Sure. You can have such a marriage.


You and I.wink
Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Month Of August! Drop Your Wishes Here by Danhumprey: 1:55pm On Aug 01, 2014
farano: done
So,you are a moderator?shocked

Na wa o.embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Month Of August! Drop Your Wishes Here by Danhumprey: 1:50pm On Aug 01, 2014
glitest: Happy New month to everyone...I want to wish a happy birthday to my big bro, who would be (....), on the 21st of August, and a happy wedding anniversary to my parents, who are celebrating their 33rd wedding anniversary today...Woot woot.
Happy anniversary to them.

33rd?shockedshocked


They tried sha,having sustain the marriage for this long.
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Danhumprey: 1:46pm On Aug 01, 2014
glitest: Danhumprey...I Dont know why I think of
"dumb/dump humps for free"when I see that username....Love you babe...Nothing personal.
Lol. You are weird!grin
Romance › Re: SUGGESTIONS For A New Marriage! by Danhumprey: 1:45pm On Aug 01, 2014
angela98: I don tell u. Na women affair.. grin grin grin
Stop being stingy nau.embarassed
Romance › Re: SUGGESTIONS For A New Marriage! by Danhumprey: 1:43pm On Aug 01, 2014
ITbomb: No dey invoke my spirit anyhow, you already know say I belong to the team #testbeforemarriage
Find my honest opinion here www.nairaland.com/1838042/men-doesnt-love-having-sex#25134207
If I hear!grin
Romance › Re: A Moment Of Love by Danhumprey: 1:42pm On Aug 01, 2014
Cheeun: Yo man, daz d spirita! Btw, i no be rastafarian ogrin
Are you really a girl or you are a guy disguised as a girl?
Romance › Re: SUGGESTIONS For A New Marriage! by Danhumprey: 1:39pm On Aug 01, 2014
nikkypearl: Y u con take d mata 4head naa undecided

Abii?...its wat am thinkinghuh
And what are you thinking?undecided
Health › Re: PHOTO: Woman Gives Birth To baby With 3 Legs, 4 Arms And 3 ears In Rivers State by Danhumprey: 12:11pm On Aug 01, 2014
What the hell is this?
Family › Re: Is It"Inbreeding"for Two Brothers To Have Sex With The Same Girl Simultaneously? by Danhumprey: 12:09pm On Aug 01, 2014
Smh!
Romance › Re: SUGGESTIONS For A New Marriage! by Danhumprey: 12:07pm On Aug 01, 2014
angela98: ha ha ha ha ha..u funny o..na women affair o
Which one be women affair nau? It take two to tango!


Don't be stingy!sad
Romance › Re: SUGGESTIONS For A New Marriage! by Danhumprey: 12:00pm On Aug 01, 2014
angela98: Please check your heart deep down well if you truly and genuinely love this guy. If u can be able to acknowledge and accept the fact that he is not perfect, why can't u accept his poor bed performances. My dear, it takes two to tango. You can help him to improve in that area. You need to learn to how touch him at the right spots during romance. There are ways u will touch a man, he would want to have sex with u all the time. As a young girl, in marriage u have a lot to learn. There are so many tips but let me give u one...when both of you are together playing Romance ensure that you ain't wearing bra and always place his hands on your nippples...make him play with it...contact me if u want more tips to spice up up your marital sex life. smiley
Chai! Aunty please share with us nau!cry
Romance › Re: SUGGESTIONS For A New Marriage! by Danhumprey: 11:58am On Aug 01, 2014
BritneyStacy: Didn't see any family link. The closest to thesection I wanted was this romance section. I wouldn't mind taking it to the family section if that's where I will find married people more. Please where do I find the family link to click on?
The moderators should help with that.


Jaybee3,Rockstation,RoyalRoy,you guys should come and help out.
Family › Re: Big Kudos To Wives by Danhumprey: 11:56am On Aug 01, 2014
I lost count of how many times the sentences "she doesn't work" was made.grin
Romance › Re: How Can I Maintain Two Relationships? by Danhumprey: 11:12am On Aug 01, 2014
jocelyncherish: it is not a bad idea for a lady to live in comfort... or is it?
my advice to her was for her to continue to pray that her bullish boyfriend repents and stop beating her.
my advice isn't bad or is it?
@bolded,just hear yourself! She is living in comfort with a woman-beater? What an irony!


Look at the advice you gave her. Na prayer go solve the problem and stop the guy from beating her? Smh.


It's girls like you and your friends that keep giving Nigerian girls bad names.
Romance › Re: How Can I Maintain Two Relationships? by Danhumprey: 11:09am On Aug 01, 2014
Lacomus: Ur friend is a perfect example of a typical Nigerian girl.
Exactly! Na money full their head.

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