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texanomaly: Errm...no Sir. I have all the tools needed to deal with him adequately; handcuffs, whips, chains, etc. etc. Sir I assure you he will be felt with handily.

Edit: dealt with...hehe

Nobleval: and I thought you like me

Roland17: Forgive me, but what is with the wave of ridiculous threads always trying to pitch men against women in the battle of sexes especially in marriages in the FAMILY SECTION, it's absurd and can be misinterpreted by tons.

Marriage should never be generalized, it's not a case of what is good for the geese is also good for the gander here, every marriage is unique based on the foundation, motive, expectations and future of the marriage or relationships.

Please let's reduce this insane culture of pitching men against women all day especially with ludicrously titled topics aimed at disrupting and potentially severing marital ties or committed relationships, we should rather focus our resources and energy on discovering new ways family and marriage can be uplifted and preserved..

texanomaly: Hmmm...I will deal with this one personally. Come with me you!

remsonik: Mods pls front page

dechandel: The flowers

Nobleval: *whispers to him* seconded *looks around to know if Danny is around*

texanomaly: OFFWITHHISHEAD!!










Unless Suen shows up to speak to our panel and saves him...

Bryancrox: Guy which one yu dey quote me for nonsense nah,abi yu kiss craze?

birdman: Reporting late for duty. As Seun has promised to tithe 1% of his e-harem to me, I have no choice but to sabotage this hearing. As a duly elected member of this panel, I call for the impeachment of chairman danhumprey. Any panel members want to second the motion

texanomaly: Thank you Chairman Sir.

I propose we investigate why Seun is not following me. This is surely an over site of some kind.

texanomaly: The punishment for treason is death.

OFWITHHISHEAD!






Hehe...just kidding. A slap on the wrist this time, but be warned hooligan!

Nobleval: Chief! Have mercy..na devil's handiwork.

Nobleval: oga sorry. Na temptation.

Nobleval: he will not answer thee. He is now a floor member.

Nobleval: Danhumprey has been impeached dear. You may take the floor

texanomaly: Permission to speak Chairman danhumprey? May I take the floor?

texanomaly: Sounds more like a hostile take over.

danhumprey!! Wherefore art thou

mainman7: Balderdash! Exactly why Nigeria is not moving forward, justifying the crime of corruption as long as it's being committed by your tribe, smellos.. Smmsh!!!

Tallesty1: Alright.... Are you a christian?

kingofpool: Coz we guys knw that nearly all of them are repented ashawo'z formin marry magdalin, and the nice character the exhibit is just to camouflage, u ll knw and see the real them when the get married and give birth xpecially to a male child...... Investigate this eight out of ten born again ladiez have wide vag.in.a

Tallesty1: It is a sin

Apatheist: The bible itself doesn't explicitly say it's a sin.
The verses Christians quote to say it's false is the one about Onan. But according to the novel, Onan was killed by god, because he didn't impregnate his brother's wife.


Genesis 38: 8-10

Technically, what Onan did was coitus interruptus ie removing the joystick before you erupt, not self-service.

Others say it's a sin because it evokes lust, as and according to Jizz-us, lust is a sin.
See attached picture.

Nobleval: market strategy

CORTANA: Btw, dont you have any special product to neutralize and tranqualize that Mercedes MaclaurenTunji