₦airaland Forum

glitest: Hahaha haha
Na you mention ham oh.....I bi wan talk ham b4, but.

glitest: Right....At others expense.

glitest: Truth, but this is a faceless forum; He or she can post a topic, without been a complete dick/ dicklet about it.

Odilafta: We could talk right away if you want

glitest: Ohhhh!!...Okay. Well, we do have a lot of those on NL...So, the he/she just fits right in.

Odilafta: ?? Why the face? Are you keeping dirty long unkept and ungroomed nails

AbuMikey: Andyblaze

glitest: I knew that...I was thinking it was the same Yezudo guy.

Odilafta: No,keeping nails doesn't make a person irresponsible.It's how you keep it that makes one appear irresponsible

glitest: Why do I have this feeling that Miss Yezudo is the girlfriend to Yezudo of Monkey Banana Island?.

lynpetra: the Title do not really make sense.Anyway,i comment my reserve!.I no dey for arguement.Really not happy about the catholic bomb blast.My heart is filled wth melancholy.

gunuvi: the op is very correct as both of us were there so we have a first hand info.

ITbomb: Why una stop am.
We need to get rid of morrons, we are already over populated

lilmax: dan,the op is high on paracetamol

lynpetra: I can see some guys calling for the head of the op .I love the way the op laced his words with insults esp when it is a known fact that NL folks are bad mouthed .I agree with you op,but not completely.

QweenMercy: Mine was On a sunday,I was about entering the Church auditorium n I was also vewi late,So as I wanted to enter the church In a hurry I just slipped n fell flat on the floor..Behold!All eyes where on me,Some were laughing while some asked if I was hurt...
I just jejeli Stood Up with a straight Face packaged myself n catwalk to my seat as If nofin happened..Lol.
So Share urz also..

saymax: I fell off d staircase n dislocated my knee. A very deep cut n several stitches(cant even count). Was bedridden 4 a month. N eventhough it happened 2008 i occassionally feel pain on dat kneel esp wen i sit on my legs 4 a long time.

spicy244: @op, nice one but I'm not sure the insults are for real. I believe its just a kind of joke which makes NL interesting,
Don't you know that without this little insults thay pass to each oda, NL will be boring n makes pple waka go.


Don't get me twisted, I'm not saying we should start insulting one another buh Thank you Jesus.

runzlord: A GIRL'S PHONE INBOX:
1. I love you dear (Frank)
2. Can I take u out tonight? (Sir Joe)
3. Just manage dis myluv, 655332487901,
998312546987 (oga Emma)
4. Sweetie am @ home, u can come now (Emeka)
5. Darling have u seen D credit I sent 2 u? (Bom-boy)
6. Honey I will do whatever it takes just
4 u to be by my side (Solo)
7. Consider it done (senator)
8. Hi dear, can I take u out 4 lunch? (chairman)
***
A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:
1. Dear customer your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2. Hey Dude, give me a break! I told u am getting married
(Jane)
3. Don't u dare call dis number again! Idiot. (Jumoke)
4. Am warning you for the last time oo! (Oga Landlord)
5. Broda am still expecting the money 4 d admission form
(Young-broda)
6. My son how are you? Pls send us some money (mama)
7. I have not seen my Period for 2 months, u hav to do
something (Ijeoma)
8. Please send me credit (Ada)
9. Yellow your caller tune service has expired. Recharge to continue enjoying dis service

ITbomb: She can sit on any of my friends lap. Any of them except Danhumprey

dechandel: So many sick fellows on nl..
I know u're just being silly sha

datalossvictim1: Beautiful. My pictures will be headed with such title in years to come

Vstuffs: @op this is for u

Tallesty1: He said he loves you and his actions proves it and yet you friendzoned him. Why are you this wicked

Rossieb: I want my ex boyfriend to come back and stay for good so bad, I think i’m so stuck with him because my ex boyfriend is my first love. Do you really find better guys later in your life? my ex boyfriend is ignoring me what should i do