₦airaland Forum

wasak: who is more funny? Andy troller or those taking him serious?

Vivly: You send damn mails?

demelza: I swear I did! I replied, Im sorry you didnt get it.

Abu Mikey:

Mah Nigga, Andy, Trolls for a Living

Andyblaze: I've been discharged

demelza: I already did!

Andyblaze: Don't go around spreading false information about my personality please

Rexsul: if i am mad i would hv gave her a 9c Bleep yesterday without askn 4 peoples opinion

demelza: All right!

yemi2plus: Hi, love. I've been looking for a way to tell you, I'm in love with you. Please, consider and give me a chance to prove my true love to you. I promise to do more than what naptu has been doing. Please, just a chance.

DonHummer: In summary women are confused beings

Waspy: This family sef..... Imagine that teen boob and the tip .i refuse to be moved by what i see. For i walk by faith and not by sight.

Khalessi: Na wa oh! Love is really blind. Even in the dark, I can't kiss this guy-God forgive me, I know I can't create an ant.

fabulousfortune: See gbagaun!

chronique: Goodevening nairaland. Pls I need your advising. My name is chibuike. Me and my girlfriend have been doing boyfriend and girlfriend since I finshed secondary and her family know me to be a good somebody. Last month,rain was falling and we do that thing as only we was in the house. Now,she say she's not seeing that thing. She call me yesterday and tell me that she has carry pregnant for me;what do I do? Should I divorce her or send her away? I can't marry her now cos I don't have money. My uncle that promise me jamb form money has not buy form for me. He say that phcn has not pay him his money after prersident jonathan sell them. My parents cannot help me cos they don't have money. Nairaland,pls advice me;I really love this gal but don't understand what is happening now. Before we do that thing,she tell me she was safe but now,she has carry pregnant for me. Do she lie for me before?

Pls I need marture advising from you. Thanks.

demelza: Uniuyo!
I hope I get a break!

Reiyvinn: Man, if this genuine then I really dunno what to say. You need to go see your pastor tho.

Left to me, I think the blood shit is just a crap; no potency, no magic, just another trick these spiritualism use in scaring people and making money from them.

sapien: Why are you always this stupid, Andyblaze?
You sit down in the confines of your room, concoct some rubbish fantasies, and post it on Nairaland's romance section.
Again, are you always this stupid?

Andyblaze: I took a blood
oath with a girl for my own selfish reasons. Though I
have feelings for her but if you ask me, I’d say she
has little feelings for me.
Since taking the oath, I’m no longer myself, I isolate
myself from all my good female friends. This has
resulted into calls for thorough investigation into
what is going on.
My hands are always on my cheek whenever I’m
alone.
The oath was made between the both of us. No
native doctor was there. The razor blade we used; is
still with me.
Please I want to know if the oath is potent without a
native doctor. If it is, please assist me on what to do.

Rexsul: oooops! sorry 4 dat bt plzzz answer my questn.

leavestory: your stupidity and ur silly question spoilt my mood,

demelza: Abeg o!
This pulling out syndrome should not affect my school. I must celebrate christmas for house!

GeneralJ: WHats it with these bloggers and flaunt these days
"lola omatayo flaunts white mom"
P-square flaunts big dick
Akon flaunts flat yansh.
please stop using the word flaunt if you dont know how to use it, it is very annoying when you do that