₦airaland Forum

ceo4eva: MISPLACED PRIORITY!
Teacher: Who is the president of Nigeria?
Akpors: I don't know madam.
Teacher: U need to focus more on your studies.
Akpors: Please madam, can I ask u a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Akpors: Do u know Rita?
Teacher: No.
Akpors: Do u know Joy?
Teacher: No.
Akpors: Do u know Kate?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell No! Who are all these people and why do u ask?
Akpors: You need to Focus more on your husband. Shikena
Hit the 'LIKE' button for Akpors

Polio: TPIA - She is a fu..cking psycho


TPIA - She is bloody insane


TPIA - She is mentally skewed!

Professor Peter: Revolution, who will start? You? On Nairaland here right? Are you Igbo. Yoruba or Hausa? APC or PDP? Who send you?

njuwo: Some Girls don't even know how to chat.
They will be the first to inbox you and they
will make the conversation boring........
Jenny: Hi
Ofego: Sup
Jenny: Gud (They won't even ask you ''how
about you'')
Ofego: Thats nice
Jenny: k
2 days later...
Jenny: Good morning
Ofego: Good morning dear, how was your
night?
Jenny: Fine.
Ofego: i can sense it
Jenny: k
30 minutes Later
Jenny: I love your write up
Ofego: thanks, what do you like about it?
Jenny: Nothing
Ofego: But you just said you liked it
Jenny: Kk
1 day later
Jenny: Hi
Ofego: Sup?
Jenny: Kkk.....

Sanguine: What ya talking about here? She sure gave him some attention when she let him buy her a drink, allowed him keep her company while she waited for her ''boyfriend'', gave him her pin and even accepted his friends request... So why the sudden attitude? Abeggii!!

Nonso23: He is right... No one can get on your nerves unless you let them...

lynpetra: ;DAnytime I see ur posts,I remember my feisty liTTLE cousin

5points: U are dumb, woman wrapper.

Smartie gurl: oh really? That's cool with moi.

Dinabella: . Thanks dudes.

Tolexander: who else is capable to be the seminal donor if not you bro?

quivah: but i dint mean it
Damm!
Will he forgive me?

Smartie gurl: smiles....don't mind me anyway. Some peeps just wanna make u say nasty things.

Fellycutie: I see u too

Tolexander: puff-puff?
Am suspecting you are the genesis of the puff-puff in her o!

Adaobi12: Hi honey, well past bed time. Oya off u go. Hand over that phone and make sure u say ur prayers. Hahahahaha. Danny gud am. Better go sleep its past mid 9t.

lil max: your work for nairaland na to dey open teeth anyhow....

Adaobi12: Una see wetin una cause? My onugbu soup don burn, nd parle go fit seize my phone. Andyblaze, na heaven go handle ur case. Abeg make i alert d 24 elders and host of angels. Ezigbo nsogbu di.

Ishilove:

HumbledbYGrace: in the religion section, hanging out with the mature peeps.

I just hate it when some girls try their best to always make every thread a center of attraction fro them, its nauseating and so ghetto, the damn girl should get a life with the kinda yeye employment she claims, she must be getting a lot of attention so she should act like it. This is about Ishilove and Yemi and their friends so do not derail if you got nothing to contribute here....

Hehehehe.....

Tolexander: that bump you dey see no be baby bump. Na akpu and ishi-ewu bump!