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Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Classmate? by Danhumprey: 1:29pm On Oct 12, 2013
Omolola1: Oya chop kiss kiss kiss
Come on,darling. Kiss isn't enough. I want the real thing. cry embarassed
NYSC › Re: Ex-Corpers Drop Your Tribute For Henry Amadi by Danhumprey: 1:19pm On Oct 12, 2013
Only one life. T'will soon be over. Only what is done for people that would outlive us. Though I don't know the decease,still yet,I wish him a safe journey to the other side of this life. We would meet again.


R.I.P bro.
Nairaland General › Re: You've Gotta See This Pix!! [Today's Past] by Danhumprey: 12:29pm On Oct 12, 2013
Odunharry: Mr. Nwosu
Exactly. Memories of our childhood days. cheesy
Romance › Re: Did Your Parents Educate You On Sex As A Young Adult? by Danhumprey: 12:22pm On Oct 12, 2013
Seriously,sex education is an akward topic to discuss. No wonder many parents shy away from it. Very few parents have the courage to teach their children that. My parents,to a large extent,didn't teach me sex education.
Romance › Re: Did Your Parents Educate You On Sex As A Young Adult? by Danhumprey: 12:19pm On Oct 12, 2013
Tolexander: omolola! How did she teach you? Let me know. Did she teach you the various styles?
Me too I want to know ooo. Did she teach you about penetration and those two lumps growing on your chest? lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Did Your Parents Educate You On Sex As A Young Adult? by Danhumprey: 12:17pm On Oct 12, 2013
Dyt: Educate kini
grin grin
The only thing mum was always telling me was
If anyman comes close to you, touch or hug, u will get preggy
As I was in a boarding school, I stayed off men
Started my period late tho
Was in SSS1
Den as at SSS1 first term, came home for mid term saw dis old friend and d dude hugged me, I pushed him off, I was so angry he got close
Went back to school, period come na, the thing refused to come o
See tears, I cried my eyes out na
Say I don get belle oo
And I warned him
Nt until I wz bold enuf to explain to a matured friend
She laughed ehn
And the next thing, half of the school hrd abt it
grin grin grin
Like a whole lagos island babe
Dyt,you are crazy. cheesy
Romance › Re: The Most Romantic Thing Your Partner Has Ever Said To You. by Danhumprey: 12:10pm On Oct 12, 2013
Omolola1: send me your account number undecided
Thief! tongue cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Guy Who You Know Has A Girlfriend? by Danhumprey: 12:08pm On Oct 12, 2013
Where are the ladies? angry
Food › Re: What's Your Favourite Soup? by Danhumprey: 11:58am On Oct 12, 2013
Sorry,they are many. Mine are:
-Ogbono with okro
-Afang(a local soup among the Calabar peeps)
-Melon(egusi) soup
-Vegetable soup(ogwu and water leaf). cool
Romance › Re: Would You Prefer To Get Married Or Have Children First? by Danhumprey: 11:31am On Oct 12, 2013
[quote author=∫ξΛ®lξ§§];DPersonally I'll Love to get married first but I'm very sure most guys would prefer to get children first so they can keep flirting[/quote]Same with me. Marriage first. I wouldn't want to have my kids out of wedlock even if it happen that it is the mother of my kids I get married to. Once married,no more flirting. My wife already has what I need in a woman,so why flirt?
Nairaland General › Re: The Most Funniest Nairalander You've Come Accross On Nairaland? by Danhumprey: 11:26am On Oct 12, 2013
oliviatwist: Yes embarassed embarassed embarassed
When he gets serious, you won't bliv its d playful yuzedo's post
Where is Yuzedo? This guy got many crushes oooo. shocked
Nairaland General › Re: The Most Funniest Nairalander You've Come Accross On Nairaland? by Danhumprey: 11:23am On Oct 12, 2013
gluv01: Mazi, ITbomb, Floxy, Danhumprey and sweetus oyoyo cheesy

Adaobi, Brenda and Tpia
Nobody ever told me I'm funny. Wow darling,my head is swelling. cheesy
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Classmate? by Danhumprey: 11:20am On Oct 12, 2013
Bellajay1: hey! hey!! ,,,stop tauntinq wiv dis dude brain.....Now his gonna fall sick....
Abeg,help me tell her. embarassed
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Classmate? by Danhumprey: 11:18am On Oct 12, 2013
Omolola1: Too late tongue
Nah. Don't tell me that! Be a woman of your word! smiley
Nairaland General › Re: You Just Have To See this Pix! by Danhumprey: 9:49pm On Oct 11, 2013
Tolexander: how won't i remember? That's what i used to do after school and on holidays! Do you still do them?
Nah. I'm grown up. wink
Nairaland General › Re: The Most Funniest Nairalander You've Come Accross On Nairaland? by Danhumprey: 9:47pm On Oct 11, 2013
sholay2011: I find most of her posts either weird, funny or educative. She has a crazy but subtle sense of humour. ...even when beefing the whole of NL. grin
Some people say she is mentally deranged. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Classmate? by Danhumprey: 9:46pm On Oct 11, 2013
Omolola1: .
Okay! I want it,darling.
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Of Us Here,used This Note Book? by Danhumprey: 9:12pm On Oct 11, 2013
Bossforeva: Ede times Ede, Rice, Customer i shall Ede, beans, oyoko oyoko K(c)ase!
Lol. More like that. cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Most Naijaaa Guyz Comfortable With Dirty Undies? by Danhumprey: 9:01pm On Oct 11, 2013
Andyblaze: guy wen u de sleep 4 night 4 room, mosquito go just de fly around ur waist. Abeg we no want u for our room next semester.
No wahala na. Make I leave una b4 una contaminate me. cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: The Most Funniest Nairalander You've Come Accross On Nairaland? by Danhumprey: 8:57pm On Oct 11, 2013
sholay2011: Male: Kslib

Female: Tpia.
lol.... How is Tpia funny?
Nairaland General › Re: The Most Funniest Nairalander You've Come Accross On Nairaland? by Danhumprey: 8:56pm On Oct 11, 2013
oliviatwist: Yuzedo; hav not noticed his posts recently though!
Sweetie,are u crushing on him? wink
Nairaland General › Re: So Airtel Wants To Scam Us Or What? by Danhumprey: 8:55pm On Oct 11, 2013
Gboliwe: I saw the message. Read and re read it yet I doubt if I understand it. What does it mean ibeg?
Are u a female? Please,no offence. I'm just curious.
Nairaland General › Re: Seun! But Why? How Could They? by Danhumprey: 8:51pm On Oct 11, 2013
uboma: @ op, I checked your moniker Bossforeva. The Anti-spam bot banned you for the long post. Next time, break your post in bits so u do not get banned. Your ban will expire on October 12 @ around 5.13pm. Be patient bro or better still request from the mod @ the Religion section to unban you. Nairaland still remains a great forum to interact and share ideas.

Cheers
But why does that have to happen? Is the anti-spambot against long posts? If so,how come some people still post epistles without getting banned or encounter 'error' when the submit?
Nairaland General › Re: Seun! I Cant Follow Pple Again by Danhumprey: 8:47pm On Oct 11, 2013
homesteady: Seun please answer our dear oNila
grin
Nairaland General › Re: You Just Have To See this Pix! by Danhumprey: 8:36pm On Oct 11, 2013
Tolexander: Hmmm!
I very remember them!

When we were young, we would pierce the omo package to make 'moto' attaching 2 pairs of peak milk tins or bottle covers side by side and drag with a rope.

The bournvita tin would be used to make either 'dekumagolo'(rat catcher) or 'moto' by attaching 2 pairs of peak milk tins or make a cut out from it to manufacture a car, lorry, truck dragged by a rope.

Nostalgia!
Bros,you still remember ur childhood like this? cheesy Anyway,I was an 'expert' when it come to making 'moto' out of those materials. cool
Nairaland General › Re: Names Of The Most Mumu-est People On Nairaland! by Danhumprey: 8:29pm On Oct 11, 2013
Popowaa: I will set ur yansh on fireangry
Check ur mail.
Nairaland General › Re: Names Of The Most Mumu-est People On Nairaland! by Danhumprey: 8:28pm On Oct 11, 2013
Ashabie: Andy! Why's your name missing?...you should be no 1 on the list. grin grin grin
I concur. cheesy
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Classmate? by Danhumprey: 7:52pm On Oct 11, 2013
Popowaa: shockedshocked
Check your mail.
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Classmate? by Danhumprey: 7:51pm On Oct 11, 2013
Omolola1: I never meant to break you sweetz
Well,what do you think? Just make the choice. wink
Romance › Re: How Can I Forgive Her? by Danhumprey: 7:49pm On Oct 11, 2013
Bro,I feel ur pain. But at such time,it's gud to let go of the past and move on. Granted it would be hard to forget,but u gotta move on. She is currently battling with her conscience and if care isn't taken,she might commit suicide.


If ur conscience is accusing u,u know you have done something wrong.
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Classmate? by Danhumprey: 7:15pm On Oct 11, 2013
Omolola1: Just say the word darling undecided
Seriously,you are putting me in a tight corner. cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Most Naijaaa Guyz Comfortable With Dirty Undies? by Danhumprey: 7:13pm On Oct 11, 2013
Andyblaze: Guy why u dey lie. Make una no mind dis boy. He's my roommate in skul, very dirty boy grin grin
Lol.......see your teeth. Me and you,na who dey wear dirty boxers pass? cheesy

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