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Romance › Re: Confessions Of A Scandalous/ Romantic Nairalander by Danhumprey: 6:29am On Sep 03, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Here we go again[/quote]grin grin grin The obvious consequence of ASUU strike and joblessness. grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY In Advance ADAOBI123 (sept.8) by Danhumprey: 6:24am On Sep 03, 2013
OP,stop drooling over this Adaobi of a gal! For your information,she is married to one of the controversial Mods in the Politics section. So save yourself the hypertension and look elsewhere! tongue
Romance › Re: What Do You Do Whena Girl Stalks You? by Danhumprey: 10:56pm On Sep 02, 2013
Popowaa: i no want make u die
Really? That's sweet of you.
Romance › Re: What Do You Do Whena Girl Stalks You? by Danhumprey: 10:15pm On Sep 02, 2013
Popowaa: Find a catapult and fill ur pocket with stones.If it online throw it at ur screen anything u see her stalking u and if na real life matter gauge her yansh and hit it really hard.
Chai! This gal,you would not kill me for here.! grin
Sports › Re: Victor Moses Joins Liverpool On Loan by Danhumprey: 5:32pm On Sep 02, 2013
Good move! I hope he is giving regular playing chance. Chelsea are surely gonna regret letting him go!
Nairaland General › Re: .... by Danhumprey(op): 2:15pm On Sep 02, 2013
Popowaa: As we are in the ninth month and still counting we shd remember end time things are near.
You this gal,eh! grin Did you got a divine revelation of the end-time? tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Only In Africa (pics) by Danhumprey: 12:02pm On Sep 02, 2013
Mod,front page,please! This is hilarious! Laughter,they say is medicine to the soul. grin
Travel › Re: Live In Russia As A Black Guy by Danhumprey: 11:31am On Sep 02, 2013
[quote author=steve_cantrell]Your story won't surprise me. I have many Nigerian-Russian friends (half-caste) who can't live in Russia because of the stark racism and hostility there. Imagine a small Russian kid asking his dad. "Dad, that monkey doesn't have a tail, why ?" grin

Why do u think Peter Odemwingie couldn't play more than a season in his motherland.[/quote]The bolded got me laughing. Choi! grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Does Not Brush His Teeth, Please Help by Danhumprey: 11:19am On Sep 02, 2013
Where is Debrief when you need herhuh Her comment on one useless thread was timely,funny but true. I think that comment deserved to be adjudged as the best quote of the year on Nairaland.

What a funny topic we have here? I don't believe this poo!
Romance › Re: Guys!!! Would You Go To Market And Get A Body Magic For Your Girl? by Danhumprey: 11:10am On Sep 02, 2013
OP,say the truth,don't you like body magic? Abi your boyfriend never ever buy you body magic before?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Was Sexually Abused by Danhumprey: 11:04am On Sep 02, 2013
[quote author=190-the-clown] grin grin

when they bang another dude its always the same story!!

sexually abused grin grin grin
[/quote]Badboy! Be nice! The OP needs advice and you are laughing at him. tongue
Sports › Re: Michael Essien's Father Has Passed Away. by Danhumprey: 10:53am On Sep 02, 2013
Where is Nadia Buari when Michael need herhuh angry
Politics › Re: Photos: President Jonathan Hosts President Yayi Of Benin Republic by Danhumprey: 10:30am On Sep 02, 2013
horlabiyi: The good God won't let me click the link to see the photos
grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Why Does My Sister's Husband's Privates Smell? by Danhumprey: 10:05am On Sep 02, 2013
ITbomb: Now I believe we are living in the End times
Lol......e be like say u don join the end-time crew. grin
Politics › Re: APC Mocks PDP, Says It’s Suffering From Anti-democratic Blight by Danhumprey: 9:43am On Sep 02, 2013
PDP is steadily going down. Let those their supporters,boot-lickers and lapdogs stop decieving themselves and face the obvious fact. How do you expect a group,an association,etc,to stand without internal unity,peace and democracy? Until PDP get it's house in order,the party would keep declining into dis-integration.
Politics › Re: The True Image Of Abia State With Pictures. by Danhumprey: 9:32am On Sep 02, 2013
These proofs,coming from an indigene of Abia state,I have no reason to doubt. I don't know why our so-called leaders persist in telling lies,when it's clearly obvious that the situation before them calls for concern. Tell me,how can a supposed sensible government keep lying to the world about the state of affair in their state,even when the citizens who reside there are saying the opposite,which in most case is the truth?
Crime › Re: Casket Seller ‘kidnaps’ Self, Demands N2m Ranson From Brothers by Danhumprey: 9:21am On Sep 02, 2013
End never shall wonder! I laugh in Chinese! So these is another dimension introduced in Kidnapping?

That one too easy na. Na to just go hide myself for jungle and start demanding my own ransom. grin
Politics › Re: Cameroon Gendarmes, Not JTF Killed Shekau - Report by Danhumprey: 8:47am On Sep 02, 2013
What matters is that Shekau is dead. Who killed him doesn't matter. Or are the JTF trying to claim the bounty placed on Shekau's head ni?
Politics › Re: Banks Dishonour Taraba’s Cheques by Danhumprey: 8:43am On Sep 02, 2013
It's obvious that the ailing Governor,Danbaba Suntai is still in charge.
Politics › Re: Two Policewomen Caught On Tape Extorting Money by Danhumprey: 8:40am On Sep 02, 2013
I used to think that women generally have honour and integrity. But with these incident of policewomen extorting bribes,I have had cause to have a rethink.
Family › Re: Why Does My Sister's Husband's Privates Smell? by Danhumprey: 8:19am On Sep 02, 2013
OP,tell us the truth for once! Shey the husband dey knack you akpako,abihuh
Politics › Re: *Jonathan Holds Crisis Meetings In Aso Villa with Obasanjo and Rebel Governors** by Danhumprey: 8:06am On Sep 02, 2013
So much for ASUU strike! What with such amount of grammatical blunders and errors that you spewed up therehuh Our educational system is really in shambles.
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Say A Prayer For Ghana by Danhumprey: 10:09pm On Sep 01, 2013
Check your mail,sweetheart.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: My E-crush On Adaobi123 by Danhumprey: 5:43pm On Sep 01, 2013
It's like comparing a mad man with Albeit Einstein. OP,go back and register for primary school again. Your English reeks of illiteracy.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: My E-crush On Adaobi123 by Danhumprey: 5:40pm On Sep 01, 2013
adaobi123: angry

Leave him alone
Gals love attention and would do anything to get it and drool in it.

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