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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 4:00pm On Jan 30, 2015
coogar:
despicable? after freezing season tickets for 5 seasons straight?

crikey me, your intelligence quotient is lower than your shoe size.
Bwuahahahahahahaha!gringringringrin
Politics › Re: Buhari And Team Pictured Enjoying Breakfast As They Prepare For Lagos Rally by Danhumprey: 3:48pm On Jan 30, 2015
DrPrickson:
This picture reminds me very much of the "last supper" by Da Vinci

I comment by reserve

Oh by the way....
PDP: Buhari is to old
APC: let's discuss issues

PDP: Buhari doesn't know his own phone number
APC: let's discuss issues

PDP: buhari wants to fight corruption while his campaign is
bankrolled by the most corrupt politicians
APC: let's discuss issues
Citizens: what other issues na?
APC: let's discuss issues

PDP: buhari perjured in his affidavit to INEC
APC: let's discuss issues
Citizens: Abi this one no be issue kwa?
APC: let's discuss issues

PDP: Buhari's certificate is forged
APC: let's discuss issues and quit character assassination.
Citizens: wetin be dis people problem sef? Issues, issues,
issues... Abi na pikin una wan discuss?

PDP: you want to discuss issues? Let's have a presidential
debate
APC: Ummmmh, now let's discuss character:
The debate organising body is corrupt! That's exactly what our
campaign is about! We are boycotting!
Citizens: you no wan discuss issues again? Na wa o!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Smh. This is hilarious!gringringrincheesygringringrin
Celebrities › Re: Nkem Owoh:I Cannot Forgive Gen. Buhari For Unlawfully Killing My Elder Brother by Danhumprey: 2:47pm On Jan 30, 2015
kakakent:
Guy no vex me if na ur bro die u go dey talk dis nonsense? I lost a childhood friend who made a first class in 2011 he was posted to d north nd he died becos buhari lost an election dat ediot no fit apologise dey talk say pple died cos pdp rig election if I ever get close. To dat old senile man I go castrate am I swear
My friend,calm down before you burst a nerve. I understand you and believe me,I'd feel same way as you if I were you. But carrying the past everywhere,holding grudge and even planning revenge against someone you think has hurt you,is just too much personal punishment.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Refugees Reject Jonathan-Branded Relief Items by Danhumprey: 2:36pm On Jan 30, 2015
xest:
you among those that put this country behind, if u knw hw to tackle d insurgency why dnt u come out and give ur ideas. Is not to relax in ur sitting room and type rubbish and post. If they didn't send relieve materials it's ur type that wil open there smelling mouth to criticise, now they hav sent u criticise again. Rubbish #
The bolded explains why I think you have comprehension problem. And unfortunately,I'm not ready to exchange words with you. So,run along!undecided
Romance › Re: Please advise. by Danhumprey: 7:07am On Jan 30, 2015
gringrin
Jokes Etc › Re: Inec Champions League Final by Danhumprey: 7:04am On Jan 30, 2015
fattybombom:
Mourinho would think otherwise. Defensive approach wins him games. Ask Barca and Liverpool fans.
Yea,true that. But as of recent,Mourinho has been employing a rather more balanced formation(attack-defend). Though admittedly,he still has that old habit of 'parking the bus' against tough opponents.
Politics › Re: ALERT!!! Presidency And PDP Hatches 'Diabolic' Plot To Scuttle Elections- APC by Danhumprey: 7:01am On Jan 30, 2015
1stCitizen:
Olodo like your clueless master. Let me educate you... A thesaurus will do you good. See below

[size=14pt]Diabolic[/size]

Adjective
wicked
evil
fiendish
atrocious
cruel
damnable
demoniac
devilish
impious
nefarious
serpentine
unhallowed
unpleasant
vicious
Have you finished ranting,Mr Educated Illiterate who can't make a comment without resorting to insult?undecided

You wanna lecture me? I don't have your time.
Politics › Re: Kennedy Okpara Distributing Jonathan’s Bribes To Pastors by Danhumprey: 6:19am On Jan 30, 2015
Oh well! *sigh*
Romance › Re: You Can't Be Good Enough For A Man Who Is Not Ready. by Danhumprey: 6:14am On Jan 30, 2015
kevinberry:
A man can't marry a lady
Who knows nothing
But make up and artificial hair

Who ask for money
Like a car fuel tank
Who is as fake as my rechargeable lamp etc
Who knows nothing but gossip
Who knows only where and how to take selfie
Who nag
Who does not know her boundary
Who deprieve him sex,all in the name of till our wedding night(what the fucking diff,if it gonna be,bring it on and make it worth it)
Who pretends
Who dislikes his mother and family member

#Be proud of your natural beauty
@op if you want men to be ready
Why don't you barb your hair and remove those make up..let see your real beauty
Most ladies see marriage as their gatepass to unlimited financial breakthrough

At the end most of them will sit down at home doing nothing


OP see eehhn,nor just let me vex this early morning
Am tired of reading all this thread about men not fair to women or not ready for marriage..abeg
Btw why stating your age(hope you pay for the advert)

#Bleep fake ladies
#Be proud of your natural self

Btw you call yourself Legalbeauty,was your beauty smuggled before..
Funny set of humans


#PEACE
Hian! This my paddy don vex.gringrincheesygringrin
Politics › Re: Court: No Troops For Elections by Danhumprey: 6:10am On Jan 30, 2015
Whether Police o,or Civil defence o,or the Army,or even the Guard Brigade,I no just trust them to provide better security at the election centres. They are easily manipulated.
Celebrities › Re: Nkem Owoh:I Cannot Forgive Gen. Buhari For Unlawfully Killing My Elder Brother by Danhumprey:
Jokes Etc › Re: Inec Champions League Final by Danhumprey: 6:00am On Jan 30, 2015
That GMB's formation and lineup is interesting.gringrin
Politics › Re: ALERT!!! Presidency And PDP Hatches 'Diabolic' Plot To Scuttle Elections- APC by Danhumprey: 5:58am On Jan 30, 2015
Where is the diabolical plot o? Abi you don't know the meaning of diabolical? Mtcheeeww.


By the way,INEC(the electoral umpire) have cleared GMB as eligible to participate in the election. So why are they having sleepless night?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Refugees Reject Jonathan-Branded Relief Items by Danhumprey: 5:53am On Jan 30, 2015
Citizens of this 'great' nation are living as refugees in a strange land because of the cluelessness and ineptitude of the incumbent government to provide security and curb the menace of this religious fundamentalists,and yet they(the government) feel like using the refugees's situation to score cheap political points and garner votes for itself. Smh.
Romance › Re: How A Lady Should Be Treated In Relationship. by Danhumprey: 9:42pm On Jan 29, 2015
Tymax:
Unfortunately, you are well above 50% correct. Ladies think good guys are sissies.

I stopped wondering why brutes get the nice, persevering chicks. One of the puzzles of life.
Very puzzling,my brother.embarassed
Politics › Re: Photos From PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Yola, Adamawa by Danhumprey: 7:23pm On Jan 29, 2015
missterious:
WILL NOT smiley


#SaiBuhari
gringrin
Romance › Re: How A Lady Should Be Treated In Relationship. by Danhumprey: 7:16pm On Jan 29, 2015
Beat your girlfriend,treat her like a piece of shìt and believe me,she won't leave you.

Weird,right?

But that's how most girls are programmed/wired.
Politics › Re: Photos From PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Yola, Adamawa by Danhumprey: 6:56pm On Jan 29, 2015
If they like,let the campaign everywhere,infact let them tour the globe. And if that's not enough,let the take their campaign to heaven,fact is,PDP MAY NOT smell power after February 14!
Politics › Re: Photos From PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Yola, Adamawa by Danhumprey: 6:53pm On Jan 29, 2015
This one wey this OP dey book all the space so! You stingy die!undecided
Romance › Re: Top 5 Things That Drive Women Crazy by Danhumprey: 6:51pm On Jan 29, 2015
Really? Do you mind telling me more?undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 7:07am On Jan 29, 2015
SailorXY:
what are we supposed to do with this 'news'?
I supposed we are to cry. Smh.grin


Was it not something similar Fabregas said about Chelsea when he was still at Arsenal? Now,where is he playing?
Family › Re: Sex Secrets Of Nigerian Wife In The US Uploaded To Youtube by Danhumprey: 10:54pm On Jan 28, 2015
cococandy:
na today?
Anything to paint diasporan women bad.

I'm almost certain married women in naija cheat more than those in diaspora.
@bolded,You are only saying this because you now live in the Diaspora(The States). Suppose you are still living in Naija,will you have said that?undecided


Madam,fear God!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 6:37am On Jan 28, 2015
Tval:
how u dey
Trolling toh bad!gringringringringrin
Family › Re: How Many Men Should A (married) Woman Lust After? by Danhumprey: 7:26pm On Jan 25, 2015
As many as she want to lust after.undecided



Mtcheeeewww!
Family › Re: How Many Men Should A (married) Woman Lust After? by Danhumprey: 7:25pm On Jan 25, 2015
^^^

Thunder fire you there! Quit spamming this forum!angry
Romance › Re: See The List Of Promises You Should Make Before Getting Married by Danhumprey: 7:23pm On Jan 25, 2015
Advertico:
I promise that I will not promise anyone all of the above.
grin
Phones › Re: If You Use Any Of These , Then You're Older Than Your Age.. by Danhumprey: 7:21pm On Jan 25, 2015
That number.2 reminds me of my then headmaster and Primary.4 teacher.

The good old days!
Christianity Etc › Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Danhumprey: 7:15pm On Jan 25, 2015
Na una sabi o! E talk am or e no talk am,e no concern me. On the Last Day,we will know who is on God's side.
Family › Re: Men's Forum, Question #1 Who Are You Working For? by Danhumprey: 7:13pm On Jan 25, 2015
Tpia! I come in piece(peace)!embarassed
Celebrities › Re: The 63rd Annual Miss Universe Pageant Live On STV 2:am by Danhumprey: 7:12pm On Jan 25, 2015
Na who go represent Nigeria?undecided

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