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hajbash: D recruitment form 4 NSCDC( civil defence) is out. Go to www.interior.gov.ng/irecruit. Up load ur cv. Its closin 17th jan.,2013

MADCOW

PLS WHERE WILL THEY MATCH TO? IN THE COURT ROOM? THE QUESTION SOUNDS RATHER CRAZY

chuks49: Patiently waiting for Lacasa, Nagoma,kiluminati and Mclatunji

TERRORIST IN NL

nwando: Who is this one
Never heard of her
What is her market and What does she sell?

SHE IS OBASANJO'S WIFE
YOU JUST HEARD OF HER
HER MKT IS NAIJA AND SHE SELLS GARDEN EGG

COMES IN AND SEES SO MANY BAN>TIP TOEING<SNEAKS OUT QUIETLY THROUGH THE BACKYARD< BEGS THE OP TO ACCEPT GOD'S KINGDOM AS THE ONLY HOPE FOR MANKIND<PIAMMMM

berem: chai! e don tey i see jona picture. he is getting old really fast. na wa o!

Nobody fit manage naija still remain bobo

WHY DE HELL SHOULD A MAN BE COMMITTING FORNICATION FOR 4 YEARS? THE MAX SHOULD BE 1YEAR BUT PREFERABLY 3-6 MONTHS, I NEVER ALLOWED MY SISTERS WEAR ENGAGEMENT RING, SO WHAT THEY DO IS WEAR IT IF THE GUY IS COMING AND LATER PUT IT IN THE WALLET.

Bolt2011: I'm on Nairaland.

[quote author=chike*]......its not fair,how come no one replied this chairman??[/quote]he needs to be understood first.

chucky234: He is related to your village king
Mumu-maga

WHY ABUSE ME CHUKWUCHUKWU

OP UR RIGHT, I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS THAT ARE SINGLE BOTH BANKERS AND LAWYERS.I HAVE THEM AS GOOD FRIENDS BUT CAN NEVER OPT FOR MARRIAGE, THEY WILL CERTAINLY LOOK DOWN AT YOU SOMEDAY AND BE UNNECESSARILY ARROGANT. WHO DE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE AM ONLY MANAGING YOU,I WAS A BIG GAL BEFORE I MET YOU,SO MIND HOW YOU TALK TO ME IDIO T. THOUGH SOME ARE GUD SHAA. THEM PLENTY FOR ABUJA WEY DE FINE HUSBAND THEY CAN EVEN PAY THE BRIDE PRICE OF THE MAN

[quote author=sollybee_38]. The C.G has been removed.[/quote]PLS DONT REPEAT THE STATEMENT BEFORE I FAINT

NO BE CHINGE BE THAT? IN THOSE DAYS I MISS MY CHILDHOOD I MISS JOS I MISS ST PIRANS

WHO IS BIGGIE?





IS HE IN ANYWAY RELATED TO IBU?

[quote author=Catch_fire]For not considering their heights before jumping in


...Now Look at me

Luv u guys sha [/quote]EYA SORRY! IT IS WELL, CAN I BUY YOU HIGH HILL

GIVING BIRTH TO ME IS THE GREATEST THING THEY EVER DID AND THEY HAVE NEVER MADE ME ANGRY EXCEPT WHILE TRYING TO CORRECT ME. BUT SOME SINS CANNOT BE FORGIVEN THOUGH LIKE FATHER RAPING DAUGHTER

KINGDOM MELODY-SONG 111 HE WILL CALL
DAREY- GAL I USED TO KNOW
DON WILLIAMS
NAETO C- I DON FORGET THE SONG

NA THIS ONE MY FATHER DE CALL WHOPPING SUM OF MONEY

yuzedo:

@Op: I am addicted to punny but you don't see me complaining, do you?!

EACH PUNNY CONTAINS 6 CUBES OF HIV
6HIV X 7DAYS = AIDS
AIDS X 7YEARS=..... CALCULATE AND TELL ME

I GET ANGRY EACH TIME I SEE PEOPLE REJOICING THAT PDP(KETTLE)WILL BE REPLACED BY CPC/ACN(POT) WE ARE ONLY JUMPING FROM FRYING PAN TO FIRE, ALL THE POLITICAL PARTIES ARE THIEVES,I JUST WASTED MY TIME HERE.

[quote author=CROWÉ]You are right, Abuja is as far north as I've gone but you seem to have a better understanding, I'd ask that you fill me in. No matter what I read it can be biased as well and god knows I am not going there to find out for myself , tell me what goes on in the north as far as you understand it.[/quote]PEOPLE ARE KILLED FOR COWS
THEY OPERATE SHARIA LAW
THE ONLY PLACE IN AFRICA WITH POLIO

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Bodily features should be secondary cos if we were to pick men according to how they look...only 18% of the male population in the whole world would be married [/quote]

binger: Haha! In otherwords 82% are without good physical features? You're either bluffing or you're surrounded by primates.

[quote author=blogger1.0]You defo have flat asss and a flat chest too...i pity you[/quote] YOU SURE SAY UR HUBBY NO WOWO?

This essay was written by author Judy Brady. It became an instant classic when it appeared in 1971 in the premier
issue of the feminist magazine Ms. It is written from a woman's perspective of what men
expect from a woman, although vague and unrealistic it is the bitter truth of the matter.


I belong to that classification of people known as wives,she writes... I am A Wife. And, not altogether
incidentally, I am a mother.
Not too long ago a male friend of mine appeared on the scene fresh from a
recent divorce. He had one child, who is, of course, with his ex-wife. He is looking
for another wife. As I thought about him while I was ironing one evening, it
suddenly occurred to me that I, too, would like to have a wife. Why do I want a
wife?
I would like to go back to school so that I can become economically independent,
support myself, and, if need be, support those dependent upon me. I
want a wife who will work and send me to school. And while I am going to school
I want a wife to take care of my children. I want a wife to keep track of the children’s
doctor and dentist appointments. And to keep track of mine, too. I want a
wife to make sure my children eat properly and are kept clean. I want a wife who
will wash the children’s clothes and keep them mended. I want a wife who is a
good nurturant attendant to my children, who arranges for their schooling,
makes sure that they have an adequate social life with their peers, takes them to
the park, the zoo, etc. I want a wife who takes care of the children when they are
sick, a wife who arranges to be around when the children need special care, because,
of course, I cannot miss classes at school. My wife must arrange to lose
time at work and not lose the job. It may mean a small cut in my wife’s income
from time to time, but I guess I can tolerate that. Needless to say, my wife will
arrange and pay for the care of the children while my wife is working.
I want a wife who will take care of my physical needs. I want a wife who will
keep my house clean. A wife who will pick up after my children, a wife who will
pick up after me. I want a wife who will keep my clothes clean, ironed, mended,
replaced when need be, and who will see to it that my personal things are kept in
their proper place so that I can find what I need the minute I need it. I want a
wife who cooks the meals, a wife who is a good cook. I want a wife who will plan
the menus, do the necessary grocery shopping, prepare the meals, serve them
pleasantly, and then do the cleaning up while I do my studying. I want a wife who
will care for me when I am sick and sympathize with my pain and loss of time
from school. I want a wife to go along when our family takes a vacation so that
someone can continue to care for me and my children when I need a rest and
change of scene.

I want a wife who will not bother me with rambling complaints about a
wife’s duties. But I want a wife who will listen to me when I feel the need to explain
a rather difficult point I have come across in my course of studies. And I
want a wife who will type my papers for me when I have written them.
I want a wife who will take care of the details of my social life. When my wife
and I are invited out by my friends, I want a wife who will take care of the
babysitting arrangements. When I meet people at school that I like and want to
entertain, I want a wife who will have the house clean, will prepare a special meal,
serve it to me and my friends, and not interrupt when I talk about things that interest
me and my friends. I want a wife who will have arranged that the children
are fed and ready for bed before my guests arrive so that the children do not
bother us. I want a wife who takes care of the needs of my guests so that they feel
comfortable, who makes sure that they have an ashtray, that they are passed the
hors d’oeuvres (appetizers), that they are offered a second helping of the food, that their wine
glasses are replenished when necessary, that their coffee is served to them as they
like it. And I want a wife who knows that sometimes I need a night out by myself.
I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately
and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied.
And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am
not in the mood for it. I want a wife who assumes the complete responsibility for
birth control, because I do not want more children. I want a wife who will remain
sexually faithful to me so that I do not have to clutter up my intellectual life with
jealousies. And I want a wife who understands that my sexual needs may entail
more than strict adherence to monogamy. I must, after all, be able to relate to
people as fully as possible.
If, by chance, I find another person more suitable as a wife than the wife I already
have, I want the liberty to replace my present wife with another one. Naturally,
I will expect a fresh new life; my wife will take the children and be solely responsible
for them so that I am left free.
When I am through with school and have a job, I want my wife to quit working
and remain at home so that my wife can more fully and completely take care
of a wife’s duties.
My God, who wouldn’t want a wife?
CULLED FROM FACEBOOK.

PLS WHO CAN HELP ME SET UP A BROOM BUSINESS IN EDO STATE? WITH THE WAY THIS GUYS ARE BUYING BROOMS I CAN BUILD A MANSION IN SIX MONTHS

dederocs: na wa ooh,abi he wan share the sweet orange with him boss she no gree,na him make am vex?

DAMSEL WHY DONT YOU DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR LIFE, THAN LIVING A LIFE OF HYPOCRISY, LIES,HARLOTRY, JUJULISM, DECEPTION,GODFATHERISM, GREED, THIEFERY AND CONFUSION ALL IN THE NAME OF POLITICS BE READY TO DIE HARD OR FAIL