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Arsenal don cut people ticket these old fools dey here yarn dust.

Never did I think that I'd hear Robert Mugabe being referred to as 'former Zimbabwean president' as long as he was still breathing.

Kai. So sorry. I just gave out my last fork of the day. Better luck next time.

Freeze making revelations while waiting impatiently for the next available person to throw jibes at.

Wow. This is plain genius.

Maina just demonstrated the age-old Orwellian maxim: all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.



Any wonder the separatists call Nigeria a zoo, while some with a more pessimistic outlook term it a jungle, owing to the fact that a zoo is far more orderly than the anarchistic space called Nigeria; and thus it would be a derogatory affront to a zoo to compare it to Nigeria.



Maina should really contest for the presidency come 2019. He's too influential to lose.

This very same story was on the front page just a few weeks ago.



But one mod wey don smoke loud fit push am enter front page again.

We met on a blind date.

OtemSapien:
Do you know that Anoni and Otem Erectus have discussed similar thing in the past? But since Otem Erectus did not fall into the temptation of calling true histories fictions to make earthly and material riches, I will also not fall into such temptation. I can't sell the history of the world for riches, for how shall our descendants be free from mind slavery if I do that?

Check the discussion of Anoni and Otem Erectus below:

Lol. You really are a good writer, but I gotta ask: were all the dramatis personae in the Doctofus true-life, historical characters?

What hath God wrought!

Before the braided hair and the muscled arms and the tattoos and the lighter complexion.

You know, you could publish 'Doctofus' as a work of fiction - which I think it is - and make cool cash, as well as cult-followership?

This is the result of a collabo by imbecility featuring unrestricted access to the internet. Track title:

'The Making of a Dim-Witted Attention-Seeking Sociopathic Pervert'.

I don't get: where they supposed to be cremated before


Abi they should have deported their corpses?


Just the regular bureaucracy that characterises foreign relations and diplomacy, if you ask me.

Body parts mining on fleek.

Justiceotuya, na you be the real MVP hands down. One thousand likes.

makky555:
ice-cream and chocolate

Oya do come Jos come collect na.

STEVENcrack:
Mine would be the longest palindrome.. GATEMAN SEES NAME GARAGEMAN SEES NAMETAG

Good one man.

Ucheparker:
Longest English palindromic word is - Redivider

Longest sentence is
"Now Norris, Sir I mail a new opus. So be it...." and hence predictably ends "Tie boss up, Owen. Al, I am Iris. Sir, Ron won."

No need to say copied right?

Most of the ones posted here are copied, anyway, but we're just having fun.

hadura29:
Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.


Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

This one na fatality o! Best so far.

carammel:
Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm
Was it a rat I saw?

Dope.

makky555:
I deserve a prize
My yon waz long

Okay then. What do you want?

One could agree with most of your views, but one could also disagree with them. Are there any statistics to back this up?

dfrost:
Danse I hail ooo. I say make I drop am before I comot for work. Na wetin enter my head be dat.

How your day?

E make sense man. My day was okay. Yours?

obatoro:
Never odd or even

Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.

Well, this is the dopest so far on this thread. A whole paragraph!


Thumbs up man.

Shegzy8:
Obo
Oko
Noon
Pop
Stats
Wow
Rotor
Rotator
Redder
Mum
Civic
Anna
Top spot
Don't nod

Copied tho

It doesn't matter bro. Most of us posted copied stuff too. The idea was just to have fun with palindromes.

Follysho707:
I no get anything to think of.. but Yoruba guys no fit carry last... I go use Yoruba scatter una head.. based on Yoruba accents....

Ada - Cutlass / E go better
Ebe - Yam Porridge
Ede - Town
Omo - Child / Babe
Oko - Husband / Hoe
Aya - Wife / Chest
Odo - River / Youth
Ete - Leprosy
Olo - Grinding stone
Apa - Arm / Prodigal
Ofo - Vanity / wailing
C.A.C (Christ Apostolic Church)

Ati bee bee lo...

You rep well well.

dfrost:
I came late but the fun it not over yet:
words- 1. redivider 2. My gym 3. pop 4. tenet 5. gag 6. gig
sentences- 1. madam eye eve, eve eye madam (pidgin follow na )

Na the pidgin own make sense pass sef.

makky555:
EBE
EDE
EFE
EGE
EJE
EKE
ELE
EME
ENE
EPE
ERE
ESE
ETE
EVE
EWE
EXE
EYE
EZE

Rotflmao. You go fear now.

gustav25:
Dennis sinned NO,It is opposition

Dope bro.

makky555:
ADA
AMA
AKA
ALA
ABA
AHA
AJA
ANA
APA
ARA
ASA
ATA
AWA
AYA
AZA















OK BYE

Lol. You went ballistic on the A's babe. Nice improvisation.

shervydman:
Yeah, it was quoted by Napoleon, d gallant French soldier while imprisoned at the isle of Elba in italy.

Ah. Now it makes perfect sense.