₦airaland Forum

BrownRoofRep:
With due respect brp, the man in question is such a wicked soul and his likes should not be anywhere near leadership.
His administration is the worst I've ever experienced in Nigeria.

You're not far from the truth bro. I said as much if you observe closely.

Bella55555:
SORRY I HATE BUHARI I PITY U because UR LIFE WILL END UP MISERABLY LIKE HIS

dat9jaguy, you were saying something about sarcasm. I think this consigns your assertion to the trashcan.

KINGOFTHEEAST:
I just love only Yoruba Christians

Wow. I take it you're a Yoruba Christian? Well, they say charity begins at home, so I understand.

dlondonbadboy:
Don't we love Buhari

We all do, bro.

dat9jaguy:
Poorly written.
Can't make head or tail of the write up.
Poor attempt at being sarcastic.

Hahahaha. Says the BMC media editor-in-chief eh? Find a better argument.

And some people go still dey give this girl head. Tufiakwa.

It's straightforward. In the buildup to the 2015 presidential elections, I vociferously campaigned for Muhammadu Buhari of the APC. I did this not because I really knew him as such, but at least his antecedents were common knowledge, etched into the fabric of Nigeria's history: the then General Muhammadu Buhari was vehemently against corruption, so much so that at the height of his war against corruption he attempted to forcefully extradite Umaru Dikko from London - by trying to smuggle him back to Nigeria in a shipping crate. This deed alone cemented Buhari in my mind as a no-nonsense leader: one deed among others such as his jailing of corrupt politicians when he first took over power, and of course the stories you heard from those who were old enough about his War Against Indiscipline (WAI) campaign - for the first (and perhaps only) time in our history, Nigerians queued for buses, in front of stores, at train stations etc.

Forget that my mom tried to dissuade me from my course by using two main arguments. The first (which I recklessly shoved aside with impatience as the typical angst of a Southern Christian against a Northern Muslim attempting to put a Southern Christian out of office) was that Buhari was an unrepentant religious fundamentalist, and the second (which I'm slowly coming to believe, with the rumours of his government being hijacked by a cabal and the resultant actions speaking for themselves) was that he wasn't really the brains behind the campaign against indiscipline and corruption. That Tunde Idiagbon - Buhari's then deputy - was really the brains behind the policy.

I used this latter argument to reinforce the fact that it indeed appears that Ol' Bubu isn't the one in charge of his government. I do not choose to believe that Buhari is the one making all these horrendous, rule-of-law-defying, legislature-ignoring, anti-people, corruption-glorifying decisions that this government has sadly since become infamous for. the Buhari I know, the much touted anti-corruption messiah would at the very least have suspended Kemi Adeosun as Minister of Finance pending when she clears her name on allegations of certificate forgery. If you notice, I used this as the least example because it is least among the other weighty scandals this administration has been involved in.


To cut this story short, why I have indeed come to love Buhari is that simply, in Nigerian parlance, the guy no just send. I no know if na the ear problem wey dem say dey worry am (in which case if true, might just make this discourse futile), but the guy dey make like say him no dey hear anything wey Nigerians dey talk. His lopsided appointments o, oho! His Chief of Army Staff buy properties wey him entire pension and gratuity no fit afford o, come defend himself say na snake wey him dey sell o, oho! Him service chiefs apparently dey overwhelmed by the spate of insecurity in the country, comot them put new ones o, oho! Him Inspector General of Police deliberately flout him order to go Benue go flush killer herdsmen o, oho! Him Minister of Finance allegedly (with ample proof) forge her NYSC certificate o, oho! Him don spend almost half of him tenure on medical vacation for London when him budget billions for Aso Rock Clinic (wey the First Woman wey dey ze oza room don clear us say no even get basic painkillers) o, oho! Him son wey no get any handwork dey drive super bike wey cost pass hundred million o, oho!


Him know say Nigerians in the long run na cowards wey go just shout, para, rant for social media, all huff and puff, so him dey deliberately shun them.

That's why I love my president.



P.S If by any chance the president has a debilitating ear infection that doesn't allow him hear Nigerians' shouts; or if the amnesia he was rumoured to have been diagnosed with back on his first London missionary journey is real and makes him instantaneously forget any Nigerian problem brought to his attention; or if his government has been hijacked by a bloodsucking cabal, then of course I will stop loving my President Muhammadu Buhari.


cc sarrki, passingshot, buhariguy, izza, mannabbqgrils, pointzerom brownroofrep, salamrushdie, the ghost of nwaamaikpe

All these formulators don come again.


Sha who else can I blame if no be Buhari.

Fine chick but no boobs.

The 'armless' policemen Why dem go carry handicapped, physically disabled policemen go monitor election kwanu Abi na 'harmless' the Yoruba reporter wan talk


Lol.

LexngtonSteele:

Nawa o, you no fit see something turn eye?

Na today? You can't force a horse to drink even if you've forced it to the river. No be siren wey dem ban for almost one decade now? No be checkpoint wey Idris 'Transmission' Kpotun ban for how long now? Good publicity stunt, but we know it's a fruitless gesture.

I tried to find something that would portray this move as smacking of publicity and narcissism, but I couldn't. Hell, even if it was, the nigga did the right thing all the way.

Thumbs up sir!

In fact the only thing that's surprising about the story is that I thought Ambode'd be in Ekiti with the rest of the sweepers.

Most likely from Ibadan.


MODIFIED: Lol. Just kidding. The woman too much abeg. No be food wey she pay for with her own money? She no be slay queen now. Mama chop knuckle abeg.

Franzinni:
baba everybody gay ... So make we leave matter ... Nah just the degree of gayness be the problem ... Swear say you never put nail polish for your leg before ... I no be gay but if dem say dem go kill my family unless I wipe another man ... I no go waste time to wipe am ... But if dem say make dem wipe me ... I rather die hahaha


Just kidding O ... I dey vex Nah him make me wan chook him gun up him azz and if possible pull the trigger self haha...

Buy wait O.... How your mind take reason go that kind side .....hmmmm I suspect you guy!!!!!

Omo you still dey implicate yourself o! Chook gun inside yansh and pull trigger Penetration and ejaculation I don dey look you with corner eye o. Lol. Just kidding bro, those niggas deserve worse.

buhariguy:
Kidnapping and blood money is the hallmark of the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra.

You don chop this morning so

Naza25:
This kidnappers still dey learn work, dem think say na dis nonsense Evans dey do before E become billionaire?

My brother the thing tire me o. Dem dey learn work.

Classic case of 'whom the gods want to destroy, they first make mad.' After you don collect 1.3m finish, na 'ordinary' 300 wey wan come put you inside gbese.

Franzinni:
Best news all day kai...


It's wrong but a good kind of wrong .... If I dey there ehn... I for chook him gun inside him yansh...

Mumu terrorist dem!!!

Omo bro this is some borderline gay ish o.

donkaz2:
Girls there are not like your sisters they use light makeup, and i guess when u see one u would be declared missing lolz

Lol mumu wetin carry my sisters enter here now? See who wan tell me about 'girls there'. Go baff.

iammo:
Kanuris have always had strong women in history. From female warrior to female rulers even female suicide bombers, kudos slay hajia, you don't talk about feminism you leave it.

Which female rulers

flyca:
She is pretty

She's not pretty, just heavily made up.

Abegi! Make person hear word! Mumu school wey no get aluta. Plus who even dey there to dey do SUG vote

angelboy01:
SHORT WORLD CUP STORY

Croatia came to this World Cup with only two natural strikers. Mario Mandzukic, the guy who scored the winner last night was one.

The other was Nikola Kalinic (pictured below).

Kalinic was on the bench for Croatia's first game against Nigeria. With five munites to end that game, coach instructed him to dress up and replace another player.

Kalinic angrily refused to play, in protest of being left on the bench.

He saw himself a top player, and wouldn't come on for just five munites. The coach turned to other player Pjaca for the substitution.

After the match, Kalinic refused to apologize, despite appeals from other coaching staff.

The coach then sacked him from the team, and sent him home from Russia. Kalinic flew for holidays, and even posted pictures of himself enjoying elsewhere.

After all, he seem to imagine Croatia won't go anywhere in the tournament. But without him, the team managed to win their matches.

Last night, Croatia achieved their greatest football achievement in history, reaching the World Cup final.

The remaining 22 players are national heroes. Their names forever inscribed in the hearts of generations.

Kalinic is not part of the winning team all because of minutes of anger, pride and bloated ego.

He may have regretted now but it is too late. These stories about life are quite familiar to us, but do we really learn lessons from them? As they profoundly apply to all spheres of life?

Learn to cut pride, learn to control anger and deflate ego. And ultimately, learn to say SORRY.

Years of sweat and dedication can all be shattered by moments of anger and pride.

Don't be a Kalinic

Man, nice one. It cut to the bone.

janellemonae:
Ur terrible at maths.

Common mechionu gi dia, shege!

brainhgeek:
If in 1951 she was 7years then my little math skill tells me she should be 74 in 2018.

Ah, brother. I thought I'd see this in the first four/five comments.


I had to wait till the end of the second page. No be cotton dey your brain joh!

sinaj:
Childish

Gambino

Alas, Mr. Adeyeye, the real good politicians in Nigeria are the clownish dramatists

Essence is just 40? Nah, add some seven/eight years to that.


All these artistes wey Kennis use wash us that year sha!!! Between this chick, Azeezat and Kenny St. Brown, I no even know who dey less talented...

Lol. Blame it on the drugs. If say na like so I for don kill the entire 3 Armoured Division for Jos now.

This is dope men. So apt. Kudos.