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I don't fvcking care whether you wanna keep your marriage hidden for ten millenia, Adekunle.

I dey penniless two days to Christmas you dey here dey talk irrelevant talk.



Who you epp

What is problematic is you thinking whether having or not having a girlfriend at 22 is problematic.


My own problem is that I'm not a millionaire yet. Common millionaire fa.

Do pastors fart whilst preaching on the pulpit

What fraudulent act did Laura Ikeji commit towards the gas explosion victim.

Just negodu these ungrateful and greedy children.


Whose money is it? Yours or your dad's?


Lazy mofos.

I bet that Mugabe had nothing to do with well over 90% of these quotes.


Nigga was too busy maintaining his precarious hold on power than to be free enough to construct anecdote after anecdote.

No. Milk neutralises the blinding-causing agent in the garri.

why this man go dey touch that woman fallen breast na


Oh, okay na her husband.

E fit be say na him own ogunmeh o.

Am I the only one that doesn't see any 'public display of affection'

I guess the summary of this verbose diatribe accredited to FFK is that Nnamdi Kanu is the greatest Igbo man dead or alive.

I guess that this thread is just to showcase your sexual prowess abi

You sure say no be comedy be this tori

I sure as hell won't click that link.

One thing is certain: the perpetrators of this heinous crime will never definitely not be caught.

God punish poverty!

so ordinary, non-government functionary person fit hire ekelebe as personal bodyguard


True true, Bible no put water for mouth when e talk say 'money answereth all things'.

Different medical practioners, especially dentists, have always opined that your toothbrush should be changed every three months.


However, I've noticed that most Nigerians are guilty of disregarding this oral health tip and by so doing indicate caring less about oral hygiene.


This includes yours sincerely, because my last toothbrush lasted for six months or thereabouts



So let's be truthful: how often do you change your toothbrush?

Neoteny:
How is it needless?

He's the perfect example of the point i was trying to make. The man has his head so far up E-money's ass only his feet show, and all his slavish posts are designed to lull young people into a sort of hero worship, and establish a cult of personality for a showboat of dubious means of income.

That's the problem with our society: obsession with someone else's lifestyle no matter the dark and murky story behind it.

Can't you see how ridiculous it is to judge someone on a faceless forum based on the strength of a number of his threads, which ostensibly are created for 'likes' and 'mentions', as well as the little bit of controversy that would garner him the popularity he craves on here? And at that he doesn't outrightly support known fraudsters in the ilk of hushpuppi like some members here do, so I wonder what your grouse with him is.


I'm just calling you out on your specific mention of the guy in question, let's leave it at that.

Neoteny:
One of the factors responsible for the reckless chase of filthy lucre is the new senseless need to flaunt lavish lifestyles, no matter how fake or unsustainable, on social media. And this is because of the nigerian mentality that you're worthless unless you're filthy rich.

No thanks to our yeyebrities who surprisingly are all billionaires buying cars and private planes every hour, even the ones who've never released a single worthy song or acted in any blockbuster movie that earned hundreds of millions.

They imprint on the gullible youth (eg Airforce1) who'll suddenly develop the misguided prayer point "baba god pick my call", forgetting how hard it is to be rich and how easy it is to steal it or fake it.

And the end always justifies the means...

The post would have made perfect sense without the needless shade on Airforce1.

talk2percy:
The three arrested suspects are Alfa Kareem, 37; Bello, 22, and Adebayo Yusuf. Na them, I know say e no go pass them? Will Yoruba people ever stop this business of human parts? Drinking pap with human part, are u kidding me?

Nobody's kidneying you o. Na human parts true true.

OceanmorganTrix:
D bold part of d comment funny die

Lol. Nothing does you bro.

OceanmorganTrix:
I nearly piss 4 body

Why na?

Wtf!


They broke the eleventh commandment: thou shalt steal, but don't get caught.


Got cooked in their own stew. Serves 'em right. Better luck next time.

swizzdre:
kush master, mr loud, king of colorado, pawpaw expert. oshey!

Why you no put arizona?

No be this guy wey act The Last Skull Miner?

BeeBeeOoh:
I never knew that Arsenal FC were this useless until 23-11-2017

I've always suspected, but they confirmed it today.

Ishilove:

I love the second meme, but unfortunately it was deliberate on my part, engineered to smoke some people out of their hiding places.

Did the man died?

Hashimyussufamao:
why did they give arsenal scissors?

Which people

HoluwarTohbar:
Baba, why are you so daft to good humour?? Blame Buhari for your loss biko!

If dem send you, tell dem say I travel go Somalia.