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What of the so called ZIs LGOs, collecting absent corpers alawees ... dis guy bcome news cos he get caught...dis is still Nigeria. Anybody hear of farouk lawan & otedola for now, or two 2 or whatever billions stolen pension fund?

Dewze: yeah, throw rocks at him, if that misses him then pick up your faeces and throw at him.
so not intelligent.

u r religiously a gullible person no offense. what u've heard/witnessed is what scientist called METAPHYSICS and pple r using it to play pranks with religion. it has happened b4, somebody hv given birth to aligator following delivering of twins. ur fellow brother is trying to guide ur heart rather u r insulting him.

damosky12: [b][/b]
hmmm, MY PEOPLE PERISH BECAUSE THEY LACK KNOWLEDGE-Hosea 4:6. Sir, go and study :Mark 16:18, John 14:12, Acts 3:1-8. OTHERS, NEVER ACCEPT ANYTHING THAT IS NOT BACKED UP BY THE WORD. Never!!

Matthews 7:21 " Noe everyone who says to Me, ' Lord, Lord,' shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of my Father in heaven. 22 " Many will say to Me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name? 23 "And then I will declare to them,' I never knew you, depart from Me, you workers of iniquity!"

How is the above bible quotes correspond with with your quote? if i ask whether u are workers of iniquity, and d same question goes for ur pastor at christ embassy and TB Joshua and d pple at Cherubim $ Seraphim, i can effectively speculate that all answers are one and d same. Obviously u need to unlearn and relearn the bible.

larry_jayz: Pls read this touching story..

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.

Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked at the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue box, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?" 






The old lady replied...

































OMO MULTI ACTION......
 
... it will remove all stubborn stains!!!

u need some cain

Jerrygotswagg: I hate dat that man ehhhh, wif passion oooo, choi I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u .............BRB I dey come back now, b4 I go I hate you old man I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u Just hope u see dis........

why turn my screen into old DOS screen, eh? i'll beat u o!

d truth is some girl craze for such treatment including being rayped by their man

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Why everybody dey worry, just carry money for palm, meeeeeen anyhow you grip d boobs, no shock guaranteed, except the person who carry the boobs no bi woman

On the judgment day, fire will burn fire.

E joor, pls, any UK used version of d z10 and elo lo ba de!!!

I wan c her b**bs & a$$ whether them follow set!

Ileke-IdI:
Anything shorter than 10inches while soft and/or thinner than 4inches is a small dciikkkk

I will report your answer to the moderator!

Imagine if them don get teeth 4 inside d womb?

Table Leg :
Are you broke or do you have small co/ck?

when is cock small/big? 4/5/6/7/8/9" ?

queensmith: I watched the video of Ribadu confronting Orosanye (who also insulted the president in his feedback). I just don't understand why the President bothered to call Ribadu for an investigation if they weren't going to take him seriously. What is the point? Just continue what you are doing and stop riling us up with numerous reports. Dont waste the time or the taxpayers money.

Soonest another committee will be set up to look into Ribadu's report

I trust ordinary rat poison.

obadiah777: the urine of someone who has just shacked ogogoro will pafuka that generator oooo in fact it can catch fire. ogogoro is flammable

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeen! I've been wondering what can be done to enhance the invention, just exactly what we need, PARAGA. Otherwise, uhm., urine will hv 2 be subsidised to get it constantly & cheaply available.

When d ATM harassed you with "Sorry, cannot complete your transaction!", meeeeeeeen, you are fckin broke.

how come pple r talkin like they undertand a simple yahooligan concept,
1 - this guy go get German paali after some time
2 - this haggard woman will die shortly so the guy go free from self-made bondage
3 - after which dis guy go possibly inherit the wealth of this woman after her death. Hope d guy no kill her to speed up his agenda.

This is a pure OBJ approach to selecting presidency from the south-south, making fool of the northerners at their very own face by selecting a sick northerner as presidential candidate.

I beg, d guy shabi wetin he dey into.

[size=16pt]OLUWAROONEY!!![/size]

ice234:
you for send am to me na

Deliferi Herror na

thou art not sick, thou art not spiri problems, many thou here dont just get it, thou only need a VIBRATRESS

This is really good for 50 cents. If you stab people at their back, especially where it counts, remember you ur back is facing someone else. My ears went dumb when I heard 50 cent sued a radio station for $200,000,000 for playing he's music on the radio. Bu11$hit

Thanks for going thru d email trouble ice234.

I have sent my recharge code to Obama, cc:jonathan, bcc: obj.
I now have my fone recharged.

ai yam happpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I keep sending 2 ur email, but d tin dey get "Delivery Error".
MTN N1500 x 3
glo N1000 x 5

pls i wan load but I no wan die

^^^
What categories of people are qualified to purify marriages these days (not those days), the man after bleeping some/many women before, and the woman after being severally and severely bleeped by her man before the marriage (possibly other men before her man), marriage sanctity have been violated and are always being violated these days. Circumstances do influence our so called believe.

My point is you can live in a village and live very well with such amount as income but if the poster will be residing in highly urbanized area, it is a mistake. If he doesn't get oppressed by better neighbors living in even face me face u apartment, his wife could, temptations could start creeping in into her minds. Women's mind are porous, even tough they think are smart, they are not that wise (Remember our great mother Eve). Such things as your neighbor running on generator when Nepa is doing their thing, your neighbor watching home videos could easily whisk away the marriage sanctity and the virtue in her and usher in sense of inferiority.

All in all,

The poster can still bring children into the N30,000/Month game. They'll use nappies instead of pampers, plenty of watery pap instead of baby food, and as early said by some pple, they'll live one room face me I slap u, so the kids could grow very strong on time, plenty of local herbs (agbo olomo).

Advantages:
Kids will grow to start walking and talking quickly
U can take advantage of Face me Face u of borrowing anything from matches, to salt, pepper, kerosine, wife & children will watch movies for another neighbor's room, etc

Disadvantages:
If somebody slap u, u can quickly return ur own slap without much effort
Ur wife can get bleeped by a better neighbor when u've gone to work
If u r cooking by ur door step, within a split second u r out of view, ur pot could get missing,
plenty things u've already experienced while growing up.

Cheers!

A guy that regularly beat his girl and one day further humiliated her by sleeping with her in front of some of his friends. Believe me, she still finds it difficult to detach herself from this guy. I later hear that the guy's man thing is horse size.

I think access to some good things come with sacrifices.

ogasir2011:
Arsenal disappointing 8-2 loss to Man Utd- Boko haram Claim responsibilty.

U r wrong, na Obama's fault. It's Obama's policy that's respopnsible 4 Arsenal's loss

Arsenal is a Pu**y with a Gun in its hand, on the other hand, Man Utd is a Gun with a Pu**y in its hand, up Manchester United!!!

Chelsea o loorun