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NYSC / Re: Fake Corper To Serve In Prison by dapojaja(m): 3:30pm On Jul 05, 2013
What of the so called ZIs LGOs, collecting absent corpers alawees ... dis guy bcome news cos he get caught...dis is still Nigeria. Anybody hear of farouk lawan & otedola for now, or two 2 or whatever billions stolen pension fund?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Another Baby Born With Quran In Lagos by dapojaja(m): 10:23pm On Jun 21, 2013
Dewze:

yeah, throw rocks at him, if that misses him then pick up your faeces and throw at him.
so not intelligent.

u r religiously a gullible person no offense. what u've heard/witnessed is what scientist called METAPHYSICS and pple r using it to play pranks with religion. it has happened b4, somebody hv given birth to aligator following delivering of twins. ur fellow brother is trying to guide ur heart rather u r insulting him.
Religion / Re: Healings And The Gift Of Healing In The Church by dapojaja(m): 3:22pm On May 26, 2013
damosky12: [b][/b]
hmmm, MY PEOPLE PERISH BECAUSE THEY LACK KNOWLEDGE-Hosea 4:6. Sir, go and study :Mark 16:18, John 14:12, Acts 3:1-8. OTHERS, NEVER ACCEPT ANYTHING THAT IS NOT BACKED UP BY THE WORD. Never!!

Matthews 7:21 " Noe everyone who says to Me, ' Lord, Lord,' shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of my Father in heaven. 22 " Many will say to Me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name? 23 "And then I will declare to them,' I never knew you, depart from Me, you workers of iniquity!"

How is the above bible quotes correspond with with your quote? if i ask whether u are workers of iniquity, and d same question goes for ur pastor at christ embassy and TB Joshua and d pple at Cherubim $ Seraphim, i can effectively speculate that all answers are one and d same. Obviously u need to unlearn and relearn the bible.
Celebrities / Re: Kenny-Ogungbe On Why We Didn't Attend Tuface's Wedding by dapojaja(m): 6:04pm On Apr 14, 2013
larry_jayz: Pls read this touching story..

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.

Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked at the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue box, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?" 






The old lady replied...

































OMO MULTI ACTION......
 
... it will remove all stubborn stains!!!

u need some cain smiley smiley smiley
Celebrities / Re: Kenny-Ogungbe On Why We Didn't Attend Tuface's Wedding by dapojaja(m): 6:03pm On Apr 14, 2013
Jerrygotswagg: I hate dat that man ehhhh, wif passion oooo, choi I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u .............BRB I dey come back now, b4 I go I hate you old man I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u I hate u Just hope u see dis........

why turn my screen into old DOS screen, eh? i'll beat u o! smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Why Do I Seek Dominating & Abusive Men? Is It Normal? by dapojaja(m): 6:22am On Apr 11, 2013
d truth is some girl craze for such treatment including being rayped by their man
Crime / Re: Credit-Card Fraud: 32 People With Nigerians Arrested by dapojaja(m): 9:11am On Apr 06, 2013
This post too has been hidden grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: Students Design “Anti-Molestation” Underwear That Electric Shocks Attackers by dapojaja(m): 9:34pm On Apr 04, 2013
Why everybody dey worry, just carry money for palm, meeeeeen anyhow you grip d boobs, no shock guaranteed, except the person who carry the boobs no bi woman
Romance / Re: Husband, Wife And Lover Living Together by dapojaja(m): 1:00pm On Mar 11, 2013
On the judgment day, fire will burn fire.
Phones / Re: Mtn-Nigeria’s Blackberry 10 Plans by dapojaja(m): 8:38pm On Feb 24, 2013
E joor, pls, any UK used version of d z10 and elo lo ba de!!!
Celebrities / Re: Picture of Wizkid's Girlfriend by dapojaja(m): 9:50am On Feb 07, 2013
I wan c her b**bs & a$$ whether them follow set!
Romance / Re: Most Common Reasons For Break Up? by dapojaja(m): 12:56am On Dec 03, 2012
Ileke-IdI:


Anything shorter than 10inches while soft and/or thinner than 4inches is a small dciikkkk

I will report your answer to the moderator! shocked shocked shocked
Health / Re: Video Shows Twins Fighting In The Womb by dapojaja(m): 12:36am On Dec 03, 2012
Imagine if them don get teeth 4 inside d womb?
Romance / Re: Most Common Reasons For Break Up? by dapojaja(m): 12:22am On Dec 03, 2012
Table Leg :

Are you broke or do you have small co/ck?

when is cock small/big? 4/5/6/7/8/9" ?
Politics / Re: Presidency Intensifies Efforts To Discredit Ribadu Report. by dapojaja(m): 7:52pm On Nov 11, 2012
queensmith: I watched the video of Ribadu confronting Orosanye (who also insulted the president in his feedback). I just don't understand why the President bothered to call Ribadu for an investigation if they weren't going to take him seriously. What is the point? Just continue what you are doing and stop riling us up with numerous reports. Dont waste the time or the taxpayers money.

Soonest another committee will be set up to look into Ribadu's report
Nairaland / General / Re: Jilted UI Student Drinks Bleach by dapojaja(m): 9:56am On Nov 09, 2012
I trust ordinary rat poison.

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Science/Technology / Re: Nigerian Girls Invent Urine-powered Generator by dapojaja(m): 5:29pm On Nov 08, 2012
obadiah777: the urine of someone who has just shacked ogogoro will pafuka that generator oooo grin in fact it can catch fire. ogogoro is flammable

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeen! I've been wondering what can be done to enhance the invention, just exactly what we need, PARAGA. Otherwise, uhm., urine will hv 2 be subsidised to get it constantly & cheaply available.
Nairaland / General / Re: How Much Do You Consider Broke? by dapojaja(m): 12:11am On Nov 08, 2012
When d ATM harassed you with "Sorry, cannot complete your transaction!", meeeeeeeen, you are fckin broke.
Romance / Re: 22years Got Married To 68 Yo Lady Today by dapojaja(m): 8:45pm On Feb 19, 2012
how come pple r talkin like they undertand a simple yahooligan concept,
1 - this guy go get German paali after some time
2 - this haggard woman will die shortly so the guy go free from self-made bondage
3 - after which dis guy go possibly inherit the wealth of this woman after her death. Hope d guy no kill her to speed up his agenda.

This is a pure OBJ approach to selecting presidency from the south-south, making fool of the northerners at their very own face by selecting a sick northerner as presidential candidate.

I beg, d guy shabi wetin he dey into.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On Sunday 18th September 2011 by dapojaja(m): 5:10pm On Sep 18, 2011
[size=16pt]OLUWAROONEY!!![/size]
Jokes Etc / Re: Killer Recharge Card by dapojaja(m): 2:12pm On Sep 15, 2011
ice234:

you for send am to me na

Deliferi Herror na
Family / Re: Ladies Would You Encourage Your Husband To Take A Second Wife If: by dapojaja(m): 2:00pm On Sep 15, 2011
thou art not sick, thou art not spiri problems, many thou here dont just get it, thou only need a VIBRATRESS grin
TV/Movies / Re: Chinua Achebe Forces 50 Cent To Change Movie Titled 'Things Fall Apart' by dapojaja(m): 1:52pm On Sep 15, 2011
This is really good for 50 cents. If you stab people at their back, especially where it counts, remember you ur back is facing someone else. My ears went dumb when I heard 50 cent sued a radio station for $200,000,000 for playing he's music on the radio. Bu11$hit
Jokes Etc / Re: Killer Recharge Card by dapojaja(m): 1:41pm On Sep 15, 2011
Thanks for going thru d email trouble ice234.

I have sent my recharge code to Obama, cc:jonathan, bcc: obj.
I now have my fone recharged.

ai yam happpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Killer Recharge Card by dapojaja(m): 1:21pm On Sep 15, 2011
I keep sending 2 ur email, but d tin dey get "Delivery Error".
MTN N1500 x 3
glo N1000 x 5

pls i wan load but I no wan die tongue
Family / Re: I'm Planning Of Marriage But The Question Is Can 30,000 Salary Sustain Both Of Us by dapojaja(m): 1:28pm On Sep 01, 2011
^^^
What categories of people are qualified to purify marriages these days (not those days), the man after bleeping some/many women before, and the woman after being severally and severely bleeped by her man before the marriage (possibly other men before her man), marriage sanctity have been violated and are always being violated these days. Circumstances do influence our so called believe.

My point is you can live in a village and live very well with such amount as income but if the poster will be residing in highly urbanized area, it is a mistake. If he doesn't get oppressed by better neighbors living in even face me face u apartment, his wife could, temptations could start creeping in into her minds. Women's mind are porous, even tough they think are smart, they are not that wise (Remember our great mother Eve). Such things as your neighbor running on generator when Nepa is doing their thing, your neighbor watching home videos could easily whisk away the marriage sanctity and the virtue in her and usher in sense of inferiority.

All in all,
Family / Re: I'm Planning Of Marriage But The Question Is Can 30,000 Salary Sustain Both Of Us by dapojaja(m): 7:54pm On Aug 31, 2011
The poster can still bring children into the N30,000/Month game. They'll use nappies instead of pampers, plenty of watery pap instead of baby food, and as early said by some pple, they'll live one room face me I slap u, so the kids could grow very strong on time, plenty of local herbs (agbo olomo).

Advantages:
Kids will grow to start walking and talking quickly
U can take advantage of Face me Face u of borrowing anything from matches, to salt, pepper, kerosine, wife & children will watch movies for another neighbor's room, etc

Disadvantages:
If somebody slap u, u can quickly return ur own slap without much effort
Ur wife can get bleeped by a better neighbor when u've gone to work
If u r cooking by ur door step, within a split second u r out of view, ur pot could get missing,
plenty things u've already experienced while growing up.

Cheers!
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Girls Like Abusive Relationship? by dapojaja(m): 7:15pm On Aug 31, 2011
A guy that regularly beat his girl and one day further humiliated her by sleeping with her in front of some of his friends. Believe me, she still finds it difficult to detach herself from this guy. I later hear that the guy's man thing is horse size.

I think access to some good things come with sacrifices.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: New Word: WENGER by dapojaja(m): 8:55pm On Aug 30, 2011
ogasir2011:

Arsenal disappointing 8-2 loss to Man Utd- Boko haram Claim responsibilty.

U r wrong, na Obama's fault. It's Obama's policy that's respopnsible 4 Arsenal's loss cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (8 - 2) On August 28th 2011 by dapojaja(m): 7:22pm On Aug 28, 2011
Arsenal is a Pu**y with a Gun in its hand, on the other hand, Man Utd is a Gun with a Pu**y in its hand, up Manchester United!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United V Chelsea On Sunday 8th May 2011 by dapojaja(m): 11:43am On May 09, 2011
Chelsea o loorun lipsrsealed

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