₦airaland Forum

You are blessed!
Majority of Nigerians expecially the so called educated and civilized ones mumu pass Mr.Ibu and that is why they have eyes but can't see. They have ears but can't hear a sound.

But however it maybe, one day the TRUTH will catch-up with the Lies that don waka far away for 20 years.

Nigeria is a scam!!

Techwriter:
[size=13pt]if you guys are good at keeping a secret then let me tell you one:
The reason Boko Haram activities seem to be on the rise under Buhari is deliberate and well planned. The idea is first to exonerate him from suspicion, then second is to add it to his achievement that he was the one that quelled the demons that Goodluck could not tame. So the bombings will continue for a while then he will speak to the leaders of Boko haram to release more almajiris to fight the soldier so it will appear there was a fight before the Nigerian military won under PMB. Why do you think the Vice President who happens to be a pastor is always locked out of such meetings? simple, He was used to deceive the undiscerning christian populace to vote APC.

Just watch the drama unfold, unfortunately many people will still not catch the trick even after this expo [/size]

Enh enh, won de ooo!!
They don come!!!













But you are on point!!!
Na PotoShop jare!!

EUROBOMBER:
[size=24pt]PHOTOSHOP!!!![/size]

which one be "blue collar job" again?
omo naija, i hail oo!!

doublewisdom:
Yes you can wear native if it is for the position of a town crier or assistant native doctor.
But if na white collar or blue collar job, you dress the needful.

I signed you meen.
Number 2 is your jersy number.
Defense straigth!

Kolade354:
I dey tell you.........Na to scatter her desk

Gbam, what answer!
But the last time a female banker tried nonsense, haa, she hate her life that day oo!!

Now one Berem will come on here now and start saying Nairaland hates them.
Se you wimen no get association of Nigerian wimen and for there speak good sense for one another brain ni?

OkikiOluwa1:
Cos they lack manners & work ethics

That MR. Ibu face is alway softly on question mark.
That is overall. But on that face of his you will at the same time see comma, apostrophe, full stop, hyphen, inverted comma, even forward and backward slash!
The man funny no bé small.
Haa, Ibu baba Nmoh!!!

The Hausas and yorubas are from same region namely Egypt. They only migrated far away from us on arival on African soil back in the ages. Our lovely Jewish are from venus!
Who cares?

YorubadBlood:
And some naiive Yeeboes are saying Yorubas arent relivant to Hausas

Smh

TheIgbos?
Meen I like your question!

weyreypey:
What of the Nigerian Jews?

Meeen see tittle: " D houe is kul. D tortoise is disgustin" se na part one or part 2?

People get bad mouth ooo!

KoredeBellosMum:
D house is kul
D tortoise is disgustin

A.K.A Don't tamilaya! Because if you do "you will die volutarily" Chales Agbako Olumo


Yoruba politicians, you dare them, you are gone!
Ibadan lo mo....
Saraki, bé warned!!
Watch your back!

cydophobia:
If you Tambuwal me, I will saraki you.

A.K.A Don't tamilaya! Because if you do "you will die volutarily" Chales Agbako Olumo

cydophobia:
If you Tambuwal me, I will saraki you.

Wahlai a no even know wetin to call you sef!
A don laugh tire!!!

Rumpelstiltskin:
In other words.....Beyonce's husband is a friend of the Senate President. Before you can say Jack Robinson, JayZ will start importing fuel and claiming fuel subsidy too. The worst part is that Beyonce will now be using our 'oyel' money to buy expensive pants, bra, make ups, d.ildos, v.ibrators and wines.

Anyway, my own be say when next JayZ is coming to Nigeria to congratulate Saraki, he should come along with Beyonce's Sister, Solangè (yes, that one wey wire am slap inside elevator ). I cant wait to lodge with Solangè Knowles at Kwara International Hotels on the bill of the Senate President


Am I dreaming?

Meanwhile guess who I went to school with? ...............Usher! We both went to GoldStraw International School, Ogbomosho, Oyo State before he proceeded to the US to do music. He got the name 'Usher' from our school pastor back then cos he was the student responsible for the collection of offering during fellowship

Hmmmm.m. Let me guess what the tittle will bé: The Acts Of The D.D In 12 Days After Inaguration or The Hunted Hunter Part 1

P.S: D.D stands for Daura President

ziqqz:
nollywood don get idea to take act another action film... ghen ghennn!

I re-read your comment again and laugther tears can't just stop rushing out of my eyeballs!

"hey baby look here, fine fine girli, I will buy u biscuit, bla bla, if him tire him go snap us like dat.." And each person "ministry" go just show like that!

AnointedG:
hmmm I bin think say na our own bad pass, wey dem go put rice for big tray with scantly scattered meat wey no go round, with one fanta and coke for each side,

when time to snap picture reach, everybody for yard/street go run come gather both d ones wey bin dey play go come like dat unclad with their tyre, wheel or boress depending on the ministry dem dey operate

celebrant eye go dey for meat, photographer go call am all the names wey him sabi...hey baby look here, fine fine girli, I will buy u biscuit, bla bla, if him tire him go snap us like dat...now today d story is different

You funny die!

AnointedG:
hmmm I bin think say na our own bad pass, wey dem go put rice for big tray with scantly scattered meat wey no go round, with one fanta and coke for each side,

when time to snap picture reach, everybody for yard/street go run come gather both d ones wey bin dey play go come like dat unclad with their tyre, wheel or boress depending on the ministry dem dey operate

celebrant eye go dey for meat, photographer go call am all the names wey him sabi...hey baby look here, fine fine girli, I will buy u biscuit, bla bla, if him tire him go snap us like dat...now today d story is different

Wikedness of the Century!!
Aaaaaaaye oooooo!!!

ECOTERRORS:
you call that work? Temitemi1, can you post this boy's brain on OLX and also use youtubes to garner likes for it to make quick sale

Wao, what a reply!
May God bless you.

egift:
After I read what the Devil said to Jesus after his 40days Fasting on the mountain, I am no longer surprised at the Deceptions of many TANiods here.

And I repeat: "clueless president and incompetent party leaders."

Tecnonews24:
the grandpa is just copying our hero, even with that he still can't do what he Did. the highlights of this administration so far is dropping of corruption case against the formal governor of bayelsa and the emergence of bukola saraki as Senate president. clueless president and incompetent party leaders.

Ha haa haa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!

You are the Chief wiked People of this Nairaland walahi!!!
You want amb dead ni?
That OLX e-market get coded ritualists oo.
Brain for "Exchange"; one time in head we no even get brain to 'exchange' as you recomended go disapper openly.

ECOTERRORS:
I'm sorry for your brain, it needs to be exchange on OLX if you call these things achievements

Small small, e go reach 100 Days!
And on and on like that.
The truth is when it comes to followerership, na Nigerian people mumu pass for Africa thinking they are wise.
A.P.SHIT as you usual.
Nigerians aint see anything yet!
They will soon bé shocked to practical paralysis!!

vedaxcool:
If you had any brain and human dignity left in you, you would know 12 days is not 6 years, I rest my case

Nawa o!

lonelydora:
Bro, u mean am?

Change your political strategies. Behave like a 'mumu' to those who seems to bé wise but foolish and later overrun them down.
It is time Biafra unites and integrate styrategically.
I'm not from your region mind you. But this federal thing do not pay we ordinary people in my region too.
It is high time we go our separate ways to pave way for seiving out idiots like thiieeffnubu, OBJ and there likes in our Yoruba land. There are people like them in your land too. But the present system is what they are using as cover.
Long live Odua, Long live Biafra.

WIZGUY69:
and now that the north is something and even. better than those who are feeding them nko??
definitely something is wrong somewhere.
my people should wake up, kano is two times developed than our power house (anambra).

we are not just getting it right here in Biafra.

What is North without Oil money?
NOTHING upon nothing.

chuna1985:
That's what oil money from SS n SE can do. Without it, The north is nothing...

"Useless element withouth atomic number" !!!
Haa for God sake, na one humankind like you you yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab withouth mercy like this!!
Ehi, eih!!
Omo naijaaaa!!

gbongbo6070:
Thunder fire your papa di*k by saying that, idiot useless element without atomic number

Chei!
Isedekumoh!
Andegarba!!

Harkynkunle:
if to say dis..foolish kazeem don fix my bicycle chain...I for like make I join them...

His payment shall bé 2 akara and 1 olele from Bokoharam. Sucide Bomber straigth? Yes!!

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] We hope he gets paid for this... [/color]

Who is fooling who?
Buhari and Bokoharam!
Several northerners whom I have met repeatedly corfirms that your new presido is one of the key sponsorer of Bokoharam. Some Southerners here are talking nonsense. All I know is all day for the thief, one day for the owner.
The repercusion of conspiracy and lies is gradually telling on Buhari.

You a WIKED Man ooooooooooooooooooo! Haa na baba OBJ you take wash wall like this. You even state amb straigth na na na na nana emm em em preceed b4 Kinkong!!
Haaa haaa! Haba, habastically!!

Orijin101:
Jez like the way Orubebe has link with Terry G

Davido with turtle ninjas and

Obasanjo with ehm. ehm. . ehm. . . _kingkong

Iya Olounje: Ki lo fe ra?

Omo school: RiCe meta, Ewa meji, ko leran!
May that time come back.
Amen.

adioolayi:
Rice 30kobo Ewa (Beans) 20k...Eran (meat) hunhun (None) ...What an experience!!!

No it not worthless. Nigeria Goverment did not cancel coins but you Nigerians did out of arrogance blended with stark ignorance. We Southerners especially Igbos and Yorubas of this world are at BIG fault. Many are the products that ougth to still bé sold at 1.5naira cos from the factories, they are sold in kobo to Major Dealers or Regional distributors.
Nigerians needs Tough leaders or "Iron Hands'.People like Fashola of Lagos who makes you when you are in lagos never to dare drop dirts anyhow is needed.
People who rejects coins uotgh to bé arrrested and softly jailed.

cleatoris:
That's the only place you can use it. It's as worthless as that.

Walahii you need deliverance!!

tucky200:
Borno,sambisa forest....trust me ,you will love the evening breeze over there

Wao!

OROSUNBOLB:
I did not know about this tribe in Delta state until now. They should forge a close tie with the Itshekiris who are known Yorubas. Having said this,oluku mi is not in anyway strange. Yorubas,especially during the slave era, were known as Oluku mi. Oluku mi (Yoruba) people are found almost everywhere in the carribeans (americas), predominantly in Brazil and Cuba. There are so many of them in Bahia,Brazil and yoruba culture is quite visible among these people. They worship Yoruba deities like Sango,Ogun,Osun etc and they also sing yoruba songs (Orin). This is why you don't have to speak portuguese to buy 'Akara' i.e bean cake in Bahia,Brazil. As a Yoruba,just walk up to the black woman(Brazilian) selling bean cake and say 'mo fe ra'kara- I want to buy bean cake. She understands you perfectly and she would even thank you by saying 'o se'! Oluku mi are Yoruba people anywhere in the world.