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Because you don Taaaban ko?

freecocoa:
Yea right.

The article is bullshit.

K1 And The Story Wey No Cocern Us.

absoluteSuccess:
K1 will tell us who the amalaphilia woman is very soon in one of the owambe days ahead. The scoop is: Amala dundun ni, timoje ni London, roborobo roboto, lenu jumoke o.

Haaay Fi Si!!
Change!!!
Walahin hunger neveer start wiring them

SeverusSnape:
Change!!!

Seriously?

teeowl:
nothing special about we Nigerians...

How??

Misogynist2014:
The name 'Asari Dokubo' will soon be forgotten.

And that will probably make them strt to payback what they did to Jonathan.
Let the North too start to bring something tothe table. Yorubaland is not hausa land nor igboland nor ijaw land vice-versa. So it is a must for me to eat the fruit of my labour.
Up MEND!

lonelydora:
They should let Asari know that it's a new day, he won't be seeing the kind of money he was seeing before. The earlier he aligns himself with this new government the better for him.

Na lie joor. Nwaobi means: Looking For Kolanut or Gworo
That shows the man na omojaye meen!

Zealoy:
nwaobi means palace child

Nigerian Breweries.... The Sea Of Shepe!!

hariorh:
They mean he has gone to Nigerian Breweries...

Boy na a chronic saddist go come onto N.Land and no laugh oo!
Se na some titles you wan talk about abi comment?
Nairaland is just too much joor!!

Aigbofa:
Never a dull moment on Nairaland. Wicked relatives, no wonder he drank.

But by the shayo inside d bottle also. The Book OF Omojayejaye chapter 60, Verses 1 and 2

hummerwise:
Man shall not live by bottle alone

Ehen he will gon that yeye man. A conspirtor. But they suppose sweep him leg out one time if he go there.

Koroaso:
*******I KNOW OBASANJO WILL GO EVEN IF YOU DONT INVITE HIM*********

Just same definition that describes your person readily! Fool!!

teufelein:
[size=18pt]jonathan is unfortunately cluelessly an imbecillic fool...a very stupid creature![/size]

Go and sleep somewhere jare!

otemanuduno:
Loser not allowed to speak here. GEJ go to OTUOKE and stop talking for now abeg.

[b]BTW, this is how Jona lost the election

2013- GEJ has 100 million fans.

2014-
30 million deflected after the CHIBOK issue

2014- Wife said there is God o, 20 million deflected

2014- GEJ has 50 million fans, he said STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION, 10 million people deflected, remaining 40 million.

2014- He bribed our pastors, 5 million deflected, remaining 35 million

2014- Bomb blasts- 2 million people deflected, remaining 33 million

2014- Okupe said he is a bastard, 2 million people deflected, remaining 31 million

2015- Fayose said his mother wears Pampers, 5 million people deflected, remaining 26 million

2015- FFK kept on blabbing. 6 million people deflected, remaining 20 million

2015- Mama PEACE said you should stone anybody who says CHANGE. 5 million people deflected, remaining 15 million

2015- AIT showed documentary of Tinubu + Islamisation ish; 15 million people was added, making 30 million

2015- Jonathan couldn't answer many questions in international interviews (so clueless) 10 million deflected, remaining 20 million

2015- Naira value falls and Okonjo Iweala was telling us that WE HAVE THE STRONGEST ECONOMY. Guys vex and deflected. 5 million left, remaining 15 million

2015- Bribery continues, OPC leader awarded contract; 1 million deflected, remaining 14 million.

2015- Shifted election; 1 million deflected, remaining 13 million

2015- Hired Nigerians protested at CHATHAM against Buhari. They interviewed them and found them clueless like the person who sponsored them. 2 million Nigerians deflected, remaining 11 million.

2015- GEJ's paid soldiers said CHIBOK's girls are now in GWOSA. Sharply 1 million deflected, remaining 10 million, but 2 million gullible people joined, making 12 million

2015- FFK kept on running his mouth. 1 million left, remaining 11 million

2015- Election was held and GEJ has 11 million votes + 1 million rigging = 12 million.

Thus, GEJ lost the ELECTION!!! [/b]

Wao! Wao!!! Wao!!!

Fire!! Gbosa! Gbosa! Gbosa! GbosaGbo! Gbosa!
Mean you are so on point!!

Taylor86:
give what belongs to ceaser back to ceaser Amaechi no go hear, let the massacre begin




my name is taylor86

AKA quote me and die

Jonathan is a meek Man who was Largely conspirered against from day one llargely by Northers and some useless elements in the south. That conspiracy made the whole SS SE to Vote for him because the conspiracy is just 3 much!!!
But like I have been saying, the Conspirary will Backfire!!
Do you think the blood of the people that is have been killed and still beign killed by the conspiators machinery will make the Land to bé in peace?
I see this fake country getting SHattered soon!!!

watered:
Devil has been let lose in Rivers State. Why won't these people allow peace to reign in their state?

The two lead contenders have demonstrated that politics must be a vehicle of social engineering but these people won't calm down and enjoy democracy.

RIP to the dead. There need to be a National Reconciliation of both the PDP and APC else this is just the beginning of the evil that lies ahead.


Long Live Rivers State
Long Live Federal Republic of Nigeria



Signed:
Watered

Just exactly as you missed GEJ's ba?

TeamSimple:
I expect sadists to flood in very soon..saddists be like 'we shall wait to see the kind of change they bring' and that's how all the goodness of this regime would pass them bye.

For where? You think those Oil crazy British anD Americans who cospired against GEJ using some corrupt but celebrated elements in Nigeria like OBJ will allow that to happen?
Ask Putin of Russia how far, he'll tell you how long it's been.
Buhari made Empty promise about making a dollar equal naira because the culture to make that haappen have bé truncated long time ago and he himself too was part of the destruction too.
Rome was and can never bé built in a day.
Wait How many well developed and funded research centres do we have in Nigeria?
Are the ones in esistence functioning rigth now?
You. Wanna make a dollar equall a naira but ordinary tooth pick is still beign imported!
You are still importing cars!
Your power sector is nothing to write home about!
Instead of exporting finished agro-products rigth now you are exporting raw agro-products!
Instead of exporting Finished products made from your mineral resources like Gold which the Chineese are comming down here to cart away day in day out, yu are still selling them Raw!
Can he even really figth down the REAL people that made naira so weak to there benefits which there Great Grand Father is IBB??

Time will tell.

datguru:
Whether the office is recognised or not, its none of my business



I'm watching and waiting for buhari to make 1 NGN equal to 1 USD and also stabilize world oil price

All you wrote is born out of hate and classify your so called reasons are baseless.
GEJ as been a meek man from time immemorial and that is why some Nigerians like you can dare call him derogratory names without any second thougth.
The Legendary Idris Abdulkarim in 2013 or so called OBJ a lunnatic man all because OBJ's arrogant character aagainst IdriS when he released the song "Nigeria JagaJaga". Is that rigth of OBJ a conspirator and irredeemable thief?
Democracy era wesaid we are not DemoncraZY but your then presido will always bully people around as if he still have the Kaki on him.

SammyHoe:
[b]FOUR MAJOR REASONS WHY JONATHAN ACCEPTED DEFEAT EASILY


No Civilian President would have done lesser than what Jonathan does(Accepting defeat). All the other presidents who stuck to power in the past have military background, so Jona hasn't done anything spectacular and I don't think he has made any history contrary to the songs many people here are singing.

Now here are my reasons for saying he hasn't made any history:


1. There are international observers everywhere and any nonsense will get him Gbagboed into International prison because they have declared the election as FREE AND FAIR. Remember Charles Taylor, Laurent Gbagbo and Gaddafi. They are all soldiers who are not scared a bit of prison or death, that's why they never stopped fighting. But for GEJ, he is not strong; a civillian like you and I, not ready to languish in prison. Obama himself made allusion to Nigeria election a day before it held, so that is enough to send some sensation of fear into the spine of any African president who has no military background. Jona himself has been made to sign peace treaty twice and also interviewed internationally and made to vow that their would be a credible election.


2. The earlier he agrees with Buhari, the better for him because no matter what he does, BUHARI is ready to suck him dry of the national wealth he has amassed for himself over the years and possibly dump him in prison. You will remember his wife shouting that she wasn't ready to feed her husband in prison. Jonathan is not a strong person at heart, so you should expect him to be scared of prison, unlike the likes of Buhari, Obj and other military converts.
So, calling Buhari on phone isn't a big deal at all, since that would be the last appeal he could do so that his punishment could be lessened. With this, by the time Buhari start crying out loud that Jonathan has done this and that, we the gullible Nigerians will start calling Buhari a wicked man and saying "upon how Jona called this man on phone, yet he is still exposing him that way." That is what we call APPEAL TO PITY(Fallacy)

3. With JEGA's intellectually calm and astute response to Mr Odubebe's bei bei bei, the whole world has already judged the man as a very shrewd and unbiased man, so I don't see any court case or rejection of the election result standing at all. Surely, Jega will defend himself and win in all cases. Also, everyone knows that Jona would have made many advances to Jega in attempts to bribe him; surely JEGA will reveal those advances in court and the story would be 'no story at all.'

4. Jona had to act this way(you all know he is a Nollywood actor) just to buy the apathy of many gullible Nigerians (especially the 'prophet says' and the 'Jona is a gentleman' type). He hasn't done anything well for the past six years, so by gently walking away, he wants to use that to gain last-minute popularity. Well, good luck to him but I ain't buying his ideas.[/b]

Even though I amb from southwest, I amb in support of GEJ and yes MEND. Soon my brothers in the Southwest willsoon bé Shouthing Marginalisation again.
Do those Auhusa people who do not appreciate life nor reckone with 6 geopolitical zone arragement really caare about SW at all and other Regions at all?
Who are the Tribes funding BokoHaram to discredit GEJ?
GEJ ruled as a true Civilian president unlike the Conspirator OBJ who "figths corruption" when the tides is against him. A bully and traitor from time beign.
But all this conspiration against GEJ will backfire soon. I keep saying it.

GJames:
SS and SE claiming the North and SW are tribalistic by voting GEJ out. GEJ won three states in the North, one in the west, got 2 million+ votes from both region. Buhari lost in the entire SS and SE with less than 600,000 votes altogether. Who is tribalistic here

Who are you to boot the Son of the Hausa/Fulani Olycharcy?

You aint seen anythng yet.
History is abut to repeat itself again though this time around it will bé totally disastrous for them up there and the fake "one naijeria" in which the North iss the Landlord nd all South including we yorubas are teneants will bé dissolved sharply.

God bless GEJ.
God bless MEND.
God bless Pa. Awolowo and all true Awoites of present Nigeria.

BlackBaron:
Buhari's 4 years clock starts counting from May 29.
He too would get the boot if he doesn't perform, that's a promise from the Nigerian people

You are rigth. The war is imminent 'cause I see Bokooahri making arrest of my fellow hounourable SS and SE.

gratiaeo:
I no read finish....... LMAO Yoruba people planing 4 war

... Tanda gidigba!!!!

edozie04:
Gbam, your head dy there

Eeeeeheeh, nkan bee oo!

Dyoungstar:
Lemme woo you small to practice what we are learning in this class.

You are not alone sweetie if you know what I mean.

realGURU:
Gej till 2019

No, the trick to getting successfull when approaching a "typical Nigerian girl" is softening her up with a genuine smile from distance first.
Even if your face no fine, e no mata cause all these ladies you see are full of Shakara which they want a man to doctored for them oo.
Just do it, courgeously look intothe eye balls of a lady and smile at her sexily and see what how she will start to behave next.
Women, highly complex but interesting to understand.

all4naija:
I heard a typical Nigerian girl will embarrass you for walking up to her with courage. Who likes to be disgraced in the public in a third world country? Hahaha...

A don see anoda prof for this matter!
Tuaile!!!!

Viciyus:
Cos you be mumu that's why you dey suffer from woman matter.



. The major problem be say you dey see them like gold.


This time, try to dey see them like shitee. As if them be nothing.

If them tell you rubbish,tell them back.



No dey laugh with them to much.





Only apply to nigeria girls ohh.

But 99% of you ladies of this era will. So the road don clear bé that sista.
Wimen and Money...unh!

Gracyel:
I beg to differ...Not all of them!

Nne na only Bible I know say fit study and no graduation for laif oo.
So wimen too waka join that level?
Chai, a lele leeeeeeeeeee!

chymystique:
[color=#DD00FF]LOL.. CharlesNneji1, you are not a female so this particular right up above is not always true. Am telling you this guy you refering to in the above quote most of the time ends up being in the "Friendzone" point of no return..

All I ve to say is females are very complicated species in other words no specific rule applies to us.. different strokes for different folks.. quit analyzing and tryna study female cause you wont graduate .. [/color]

Too simple meen!

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Come se na in this present world of 10 Women for a Man you they clear bush like this for ladies?

Your analysis belongs to 1900 era when skirt was still skirt.

Sade, Kemi, Itunu, Ngozi, Chinyere, Rukayat oya all una come over oo.

Storym
Onze upon a time...
Time time.

Kizmarty:
Story story