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TANTUMERGO007:
the first picture made me cry for my future wife that azz is so precious

Don't cry, that's a padded ass.@ first pix

Blood of Jesus

HateU2:
U sound desperate thou

My dear, i've been married for over 6 yrs now , and believe me , i never came accross any of those guys you listed up there before i got married! The way u present yourself matters.

If you are fake, there's every tendency that guys will lie to you so as to impress you..

Imagine a guy spending his entire monthly salary on u, just to impress you, and u expect him to keep u after taking u to bed? no way , he has to dump you for his own good,
The painful truth is that we women are the reason some guys act the way they do.

Pls there are real men out there , even though we have some "Judas" , there are very good guys out there too.

Mrbigman1:
It's for kids, same here in warri mall.

Chaiii you can lie' ooo

Which warri mall are u referring to?

Guys lie
Guys cheat
Guys this
Guys that

Every Saturday a girl gets married to a GUY !

Siddon there they analyse rubbish

Nor be say the man fine sef, old man for that matter !

God punish money !

U dey console yourself

What about kids who lost their dad to the cold hands of death !
Abeg chop money and swallow the pains or get out and get ur life back!

Beautiful but unhappy
Irony of life

The cobbler repairing my shoe is a Ghanian ,so wetin concern me

Explorers:
98. Rats can have sex about 20 times a day.

What !

Very promisciuos

mikhe2:
Kinda lolz

#hearbroken

virginboy1:
No be lie.

It is an innate syndrome.

Oh Nooooooooooo

86. 50 to 75 percent of women who have climaxes (orgasms) need to have their femalecore touched (clitoral stimulation). Most women are unable to have an organs through intercourse alone.


Men una dey hear so! Those of u claiming women are pretenders

68. For every seven seconds, adult men think about sex.

Men ! Over to you!

Pls confirm this ASAP

Explorers:
53. Researchers from the University of California found out that men who helped out with housework got sex 50 percent more than those who didn't.

True

Explorers:
5. Babies can get boners in the womb, so can corpses.

Lol
No wonder PEJ said " Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on"

Owho and starch white man

Trust me this oyibi na omo r'otor

I'm wondering why the word "snatched " was used

Ok

chudicareer:
@darlenese

Linda isn't my fellow human ,

Real women get married and hv children

Btw........Are u linda? Girl seriously u r actually very dumb. Jeez where d heck did you come from with this kind of thinking? I weep for Nigerian women

Including your sisters !

goodvision12:
wetin wan pain me here?Instead of yu to support your fellow woman yu are there spitting rubbish out of your mouth.Na people like yu dey shed tears wen people like wizkid dey sing.

Linda isn't my fellow human ,

Real women get married and hv children

Btw........Are u linda?

goodvision12:
Shame on you.Go and suck his Dick fooool.

Hahahahhaha
E pain u Gan

Lemme go and come back for u

Pinshure of WizKid and his lawyers apologising or else

Linda why do u have to explain !

Chaii
You are too childish for my liking
You are too proud to accept defeat. People like u would get an evidence for your claim .
Oya post picture of wizkid and his lawyers begging you, show us munched text, or calls.

LINDA GROW UP

godwinkessi:
I love Yoruba language, very sweet and funny, I always laugh to the jokes without even knowing the meaning, pls what is "Egbon"

LOL, I love it too, but I'm not Yoruba, I think Egbon means big bro

LOL

Aunty Linda wizkid has gone and come back alive !

For ur mind u don send am to life imprisonment for threating ur life abi

..and the Police Commissioner be like ........oga wizkid, Ema binu ooo, aty linda say make we call u, OK pls don't threaten her again , thanks for finding time to come.its a pleasure meeting u .

See what Linda wasted her money on.
Hahahhahaha Linda grow up JOR ,

hensben:
Why blame Adam before eve? (20 marks). Your time starts now!!!

Adam is the head of the house but he couldn't take charge as the man of the house , instead he fell for Eve because of her woman power !
Why didn't Adam, collect the Apple from Eve and throw it in the trash, , God was even angry with him for not keeping his eyes on the woman he gave to him.

Come to think of it! Where was Adam when Satan was busy receiving Eve?
Eve was meant to be a companion to Adam so he shouldn't have left her alone cos she was a weaker vessel !
Remember God himself made adam, but Eve is just a rib from Adam.

So u see why Adam has a bigger portion of the blame

mapet:
Which country are you in queing for fuel for 2days, Haba!

Nigeria @ 86# per Litre

Gorrit?

hensben:
OMG when fine girl start to die?

RIP princess

Death! Death!! Death!!!. How many times i call you. I blame eve followed by Adam.

I blame Adam followed by Eve!

SAD!

Keketu:
click here for Red pill https://www.nairaland.com/3053356/ladies-why-thou-boobs-fallen

Scroll on for blue pill

https://s1.postimg.org/3nkbf03i3/2016_04_17_23_56_13.jpg

LMAO

Linda needs overdose of this pill too!