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CrimeRe: Man, 70, Arrested For Impregnating Granddaughter In Ogun(pix) by DasaintHope(m): 10:01pm On Nov 13, 2020
Unrelated note God said go into the world and multiply Asians and northerners took it personal
CrimeRe: Nollywood Actress, Jennifer Arrested In Hotel For Robbery by DasaintHope(m): 9:59pm On Nov 13, 2020
God said go into the world and multiply Asians and northerners took it personal
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: FG To Get $750m Loan From World Bank For States — Zainab Ahmed by DasaintHope(m): 9:56pm On Nov 13, 2020
God said go into the world and multiply Asians and northerners took it personal
RomanceRe: Teenage Relationship - What I Grew Up Hearing by DasaintHope(op): 9:50pm On Nov 13, 2020
Cerebellum:
Post their so called pre-wedding picture or we won't believe ur copy and paste write up
You know I could just post any pre wedding pics if I wanted to lie. So chill bros !!!
RomanceRe: Lady Cancels Her Marriage After Mother-In-Law Stopped Her From Killing A Python by DasaintHope(m): 9:47pm On Nov 13, 2020
When you see two young teenagers falling in love, it is your duty as an adult to talk to them. Most of the time they don't have sense of their own; you have to lend them yours. Immediately after my WAEC, I went for computer training in one of these road side computer schools. There's this girl, Charity, an O' Level graduate, who was also taking the training. After each training we'd stay behind and learn on our own. As Charity and I became familiarized with each other, we fell in love The guy who was tutoring us, Uncle Sam, was in his final year in the university as at that time. One fateful day, Uncle Sam called me and said something that I'd never forget. This was what he said, word for word: "David! Being in a serious relationship with an opposite sex at this age is not a good idea. You have a great future, one mistake and you'd spend the rest of your life paying for it." The computer training center had two branches. Uncle Sam went to the extent of writing a transfer letter for me to move to the other center. He said I wouldn't concentrate if I was seeing Charity everyday. I bless the day I met Uncle Sam. People like him are not up to ten on this planet. The following day I called Charity and told her I needed some space. She tried to reach me for a while but all thanks to Uncle Samuel, I was able to put her away Whenever we meet we'd just give each other a 'Hi, how far' greeting. __________________________ Today I stumbled on her pre-wedding photos. By December she's getting married to Uncle Sam
RomanceTeenage Relationship - What I Grew Up Hearing by DasaintHope(op): 9:40pm On Nov 13, 2020
When you see two young teenagers falling in
love, it is your duty as an adult to talk to them.
Most of the time they don't have sense of their
own; you have to lend them yours.
Immediately after my WAEC, I went for computer
training in one of these road side computer
schools.
There's this girl, Charity, an O' Level graduate,
who was also taking the training.
After each training we'd stay behind and learn on
our own.
As Charity and I became familiarized with each
other, we fell in love
The guy who was tutoring us, Uncle Sam, was in
his final year in the university as at that time.
One fateful day, Uncle Sam called me and said
something that I'd never forget.
This was what he said, word for word:
"David! Being in a serious relationship with an
opposite sex at this age is not a good idea. You
have a great future, one mistake and you'd spend
the rest of your life paying for it."
The computer training center had two branches.
Uncle Sam went to the extent of writing a
transfer letter for me to move to the other
center. He said I wouldn't concentrate if I was
seeing Charity everyday.
I bless the day I met Uncle Sam. People like him
are not up to ten on this planet.
The following day I called Charity and told her I
needed some space.
She tried to reach me for a while but all thanks
to Uncle Samuel, I was able to put her away
Whenever we meet we'd just give each other a
'Hi, how far' greeting.
__________________________
Today I stumbled on her pre-wedding photos.
By December she's getting married to Uncle Sam.
;DWhen you see two young teenagers falling in
love, it is your duty as an adult to talk to them.
Most of the time they don't have sense of their
own; you have to lend them yours.
Immediately after my WAEC, I went for computer
training in one of these road side computer
schools.
There's this girl, Charity, an O' Level graduate,
who was also taking the training.
After each training we'd stay behind and learn on
our own.
As Charity and I became familiarized with each
other, we fell in love
The guy who was tutoring us, Uncle Sam, was in
his final year in the university as at that time.
One fateful day, Uncle Sam called me and said
something that I'd never forget.
This was what he said, word for word:
"David! Being in a serious relationship with an
opposite sex at this age is not a good idea. You
have a great future, one mistake and you'd spend
the rest of your life paying for it."
The computer training center had two branches.
Uncle Sam went to the extent of writing a
transfer letter for me to move to the other
center. He said I wouldn't concentrate if I was
seeing Charity everyday.
I bless the day I met Uncle Sam. People like him
are not up to ten on this planet.
The following day I called Charity and told her I
needed some space.
She tried to reach me for a while but all thanks
to Uncle Samuel, I was able to put her away
Whenever we meet we'd just give each other a
'Hi, how far' greeting.
__________________________
Today I stumbled on her pre-wedding photos.
By December she's getting married to Uncle Sam.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Squander 4-1 Lead To Salvage A Draw Against Sierra Leone by DasaintHope(m): 9:36pm On Nov 13, 2020
In my SS3 I visited my wicked teacher n he asked me to polish his shoes, I got to the living room n saw his two daughters relaxing, I told them their dad asked me to have sex with them, they insisted that he can't say such, so I shouted "sir both of them"? He said yes
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Okonkwo To Her Husbay, E-Money: "You Are All I Desire In A Man" by DasaintHope(m): 9:11pm On Nov 13, 2020
Beckysexy:
I wanna meet this man so bad!!!!!!
Hoe Losho
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government To Establish Butchers’ Academy by DasaintHope(m): 7:48am On Nov 13, 2020
In my SS3 I visited my wicked teacher n he asked me to polish his shoes, I got to the living room n saw his two daughters relaxing, I told them their dad asked me to have sex with them, they insisted that he can't say such, so I shouted "sir both of them"? He said yes
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze, Afenifere, ACF Disagree Over Civilian JTF’s Recruitment Into Army by DasaintHope(m): 7:28am On Nov 13, 2020
In my SS3 I visited my wicked teacher n he asked me to polish his shoes, I got to the living room n saw his two daughters relaxing, I told them their dad asked me to have sex with them, they insisted that he can't say such, so I shouted "sir both of them"? He said yes
PoliticsRe: FG Commences Disbursement Of N20,000 Grant To Women In Rural Areas by DasaintHope(m): 7:11am On Nov 13, 2020
In my SS3 I visited my wicked teacher n he asked me to polish his shoes, I got to the living room n saw his two daughters relaxing, I told them their dad asked me to have sex with them, they insisted that he can't say such, so I shouted "sir both of them"? He said yes
CrimeRe: News Today : Five Terrorists Have Reportedly Been Killed By Troops Of Operation by DasaintHope(m): 7:06am On Nov 13, 2020
In my SS3 I visited my wicked teacher n he asked me to polish his shoes, I got to the living room n saw his two daughters relaxing, I told them their dad asked me to have sex with them, they insisted that he can't say such, so I shouted "sir both of them"? He said yes
CrimeRe: Full VIDEO: 2 Dead As Gunmen Attack Bullion Van In Lagos, Cart Away Cash by DasaintHope(m): 12:50am On Nov 13, 2020
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by master KG .the music was very loud so i timed my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing my fart (polute) along side the music so that nobody will hear de sound of the fart although, the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel relieved and better although the odur was too bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was listenin to the music with my head-phone i almost fainted, meanwhile stc
CrimeRe: 'I Don't Regret It' - Woman Who Slaughtered Her 4 Children by DasaintHope(m): 12:38am On Nov 13, 2020
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by master KG .the music was very loud so i timed my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing my fart (polute) along side the music so that nobody will hear de sound of the fart although, the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel relieved and better although the odur was too bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was listenin to the music with my head-phone i almost fainted,
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Accuses Dominion Voting Systems Of Deleting His 2.7 Million Votes by DasaintHope(m): 12:23am On Nov 13, 2020
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by master KG .the music was very loud so i timed my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing my fart (polute) along side the music so that nobody will hear de sound of the fart although, the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel relieved and better although the odur was too bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was listenin to the music with my head-phone i almost fainted,
PoliticsRe: Laz Ogbe, Umahi’s Commissioner Resigns, Refuses To Join APC by DasaintHope(m): 12:22am On Nov 13, 2020
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by master KG .the music was very loud so i timed my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing my fart (polute) along side the music so that nobody will hear de sound of the fart although, the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel relieved and better although the odur was too bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was listenin to the music with my head-phone i almost fainted,
PoliticsRe: EndSARS Promoters Drag CBN To Court Demanding The Unfreezing Of Their Accounts by DasaintHope(m): 12:10am On Nov 13, 2020
Trying so hard to sound Reasonable, but you sound like my 13 year old Nephew. Your mates are fighting for a better Nigeria, a country free from police brutality, a country free from all the bad norms and deciet typical of Buhari's government, but no since you lack sense you're telling me you where sleeping. The 30k they pay you every month is not even up to what the so called rehabilitated Boko boys earn per month (150k). You and foolish Northern brothers have been brainwashed into thinking a war against This Government us a war against Buhari and consequentially the North. Man the hell up fool

thebosstrevor1:
When they were in the streets sleeping on the floor and protesting while making unnecessary noise, i was on my bed sleeping and watching how the mob can be so stupid.

Me and my generation are in a better place, it is your own generations i pity, you brought more suffering to them because you and your revolutionary friends have moved lagos back to the stone age.

Since your revolutionary friends brought suffering to everyone, the price of goods and services have been increased, I just hope you will have the proper diet to produce healthy sperm to have a generation.
PoliticsRe: EndSARS Promoters Drag CBN To Court Demanding The Unfreezing Of Their Accounts by DasaintHope(m): 11:46pm On Nov 12, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
Waste of time.

You can't fight the government and win.

I hate it when terrorists think they have right all because they know one jumbo jumbo lawyer that know how to sell his market by being in the public face every day making yeye noise.
You're a disgrace to all youths out there, your generation unborn will never forgive you. APC miscreant, enemy of the truth. Always in support of this evil Government because your Fulani brother happens to be president. EndSars promoters are terrorists, but Fulani Herdsmen plaguing the whole nation are " just innocent Fulani looking for pasture", they are so loving they supply Excess joy, mixed with Fura DA NoNo.

Allah ya baka Lafiya
PoliticsRe: EndSARS Promoters Drag CBN To Court Demanding The Unfreezing Of Their Accounts by DasaintHope(m): 11:40pm On Nov 12, 2020
Best way to propose. Take her in a boat to the middle of the sea Tell her marry me or leave my boat
CelebritiesRe: Prince Nelson Asks Bashir Ahmad Why ASUU Strike Is Still Ongoing by DasaintHope(m): 8:23pm On Nov 12, 2020
grin
Mokason288:
All liars will go to Hell
grin
Mokason288:
All liars will go to Hell
HealthRe: Staff Of EEDC Electrocuted During Illegal Operation In Onitsha (Graphic Photos) by DasaintHope(m): 8:21pm On Nov 12, 2020
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by master KG .the music was very loud so i timed my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing my fart (polute) along side the music so that nobody will hear de sound of the fart although, the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel relieved and better although the odur was too bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was listenin to the music with my head-phone i almost fainted,
CelebritiesRe: Prince Nelson Asks Bashir Ahmad Why ASUU Strike Is Still Ongoing by DasaintHope(m): 8:15pm On Nov 12, 2020
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by master KG .the music was very loud so i timed my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing my fart (polute) along side the music so that nobody will hear de sound of the fart although, the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel relieved and better although the odur was too bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was listenin to the music with my head-phone i almost fainted,
HealthRe: Abandoned Bodies Litter Ondo Mortuary As Corpses Turn Skeletons by DasaintHope(m): 8:05pm On Nov 12, 2020
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by master KG .the music was very loud so i timed my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing my fart (polute) along side the music so that nobody will hear de sound of the fart although, the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel relieved and better although the odur was too bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was listenin to the music with my head-phone i almost fainted,
PoliticsRe: Defamation: El-Rufai Slams ₦2 Billion Suit Against Omokri, Odinkalu, Others by DasaintHope(m): 8:02pm On Nov 12, 2020
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by master KG .the music was very loud so i timed my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing my fart (polute) along side the music so that nobody will hear de sound of the fart although, the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel relieved and better although the odur was too bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was listenin to the music with my head-phone i almost fainted,
PoliticsRe: Lekki Protesters Jumped Into River While Escaping From Shooting, Fled To Ikorodu by DasaintHope(m): 5:23pm On Nov 12, 2020
Dear Ethiopians, seeing that you guys are seven years back, pls after year 2019, just skip to 2021... Don't ask why, just skip!!!

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