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God said go into the world and multiply
Asians and northerners took it personal |
God said go into the world and multiply
Asians and northerners took it personal |
God said go into the world and multiply
Asians and northerners took it personal |
Cerebellum:You know I could just post any pre wedding pics if I wanted to lie. So chill bros !!! |
When you see two young teenagers falling in
love, it is your duty as an adult to talk to them.
Most of the time they don't have sense of their
own; you have to lend them yours.
Immediately after my WAEC, I went for computer
training in one of these road side computer
schools.
There's this girl, Charity, an O' Level graduate,
who was also taking the training.
After each training we'd stay behind and learn on
our own.
As Charity and I became familiarized with each
other, we fell in love
The guy who was tutoring us, Uncle Sam, was in
his final year in the university as at that time.
One fateful day, Uncle Sam called me and said
something that I'd never forget.
This was what he said, word for word:
"David! Being in a serious relationship with an
opposite sex at this age is not a good idea. You
have a great future, one mistake and you'd spend
the rest of your life paying for it."
The computer training center had two branches.
Uncle Sam went to the extent of writing a
transfer letter for me to move to the other
center. He said I wouldn't concentrate if I was
seeing Charity everyday.
I bless the day I met Uncle Sam. People like him
are not up to ten on this planet.
The following day I called Charity and told her I
needed some space.
She tried to reach me for a while but all thanks
to Uncle Samuel, I was able to put her away
Whenever we meet we'd just give each other a
'Hi, how far' greeting.
__________________________
Today I stumbled on her pre-wedding photos.
By December she's getting married to Uncle Sam |
When you see two young teenagers falling in love, it is your duty as an adult to talk to them. Most of the time they don't have sense of their own; you have to lend them yours. Immediately after my WAEC, I went for computer training in one of these road side computer schools. There's this girl, Charity, an O' Level graduate, who was also taking the training. After each training we'd stay behind and learn on our own. As Charity and I became familiarized with each other, we fell in love The guy who was tutoring us, Uncle Sam, was in his final year in the university as at that time. One fateful day, Uncle Sam called me and said something that I'd never forget. This was what he said, word for word: "David! Being in a serious relationship with an opposite sex at this age is not a good idea. You have a great future, one mistake and you'd spend the rest of your life paying for it." The computer training center had two branches. Uncle Sam went to the extent of writing a transfer letter for me to move to the other center. He said I wouldn't concentrate if I was seeing Charity everyday. I bless the day I met Uncle Sam. People like him are not up to ten on this planet. The following day I called Charity and told her I needed some space. She tried to reach me for a while but all thanks to Uncle Samuel, I was able to put her away Whenever we meet we'd just give each other a 'Hi, how far' greeting. __________________________ Today I stumbled on her pre-wedding photos. By December she's getting married to Uncle Sam. ;DWhen you see two young teenagers falling in love, it is your duty as an adult to talk to them. Most of the time they don't have sense of their own; you have to lend them yours. Immediately after my WAEC, I went for computer training in one of these road side computer schools. There's this girl, Charity, an O' Level graduate, who was also taking the training. After each training we'd stay behind and learn on our own. As Charity and I became familiarized with each other, we fell in love The guy who was tutoring us, Uncle Sam, was in his final year in the university as at that time. One fateful day, Uncle Sam called me and said something that I'd never forget. This was what he said, word for word: "David! Being in a serious relationship with an opposite sex at this age is not a good idea. You have a great future, one mistake and you'd spend the rest of your life paying for it." The computer training center had two branches. Uncle Sam went to the extent of writing a transfer letter for me to move to the other center. He said I wouldn't concentrate if I was seeing Charity everyday. I bless the day I met Uncle Sam. People like him are not up to ten on this planet. The following day I called Charity and told her I needed some space. She tried to reach me for a while but all thanks to Uncle Samuel, I was able to put her away Whenever we meet we'd just give each other a 'Hi, how far' greeting. __________________________ Today I stumbled on her pre-wedding photos. By December she's getting married to Uncle Sam. |
In my SS3 I visited my wicked teacher n he
asked me to polish his shoes, I got to the
living room n saw his two daughters relaxing, I
told them their dad asked me to have sex with
them, they insisted that he can't say such, so I
shouted "sir both of them"? He said yes |
Beckysexy:Hoe Losho |
In my SS3 I visited my wicked teacher n he
asked me to polish his shoes, I got to the
living room n saw his two daughters relaxing, I
told them their dad asked me to have sex with
them, they insisted that he can't say such, so I
shouted "sir both of them"? He said yes |
In my SS3 I visited my wicked teacher n he
asked me to polish his shoes, I got to the
living room n saw his two daughters relaxing, I
told them their dad asked me to have sex with
them, they insisted that he can't say such, so I
shouted "sir both of them"? He said yes |
In my SS3 I visited my wicked teacher n he
asked me to polish his shoes, I got to the
living room n saw his two daughters relaxing, I
told them their dad asked me to have sex with
them, they insisted that he can't say such, so I
shouted "sir both of them"? He said yes |
In my SS3 I visited my wicked teacher n he
asked me to polish his shoes, I got to the
living room n saw his two daughters relaxing, I
told them their dad asked me to have sex with
them, they insisted that he can't say such, so I
shouted "sir both of them"? He said yes |
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i
desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a
plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by
master KG .the music was very loud so i timed
my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing
my fart (polute) along side the music so that
nobody will hear de sound of the fart although,
the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel
relieved and better although the odur was too
bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody
in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me
why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was
listenin to the music with my head-phone i
almost fainted,
meanwhile stc |
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i
desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a
plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by
master KG .the music was very loud so i timed
my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing
my fart (polute) along side the music so that
nobody will hear de sound of the fart although,
the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel
relieved and better although the odur was too
bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody
in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me
why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was
listenin to the music with my head-phone i
almost fainted, |
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i
desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a
plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by
master KG .the music was very loud so i timed
my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing
my fart (polute) along side the music so that
nobody will hear de sound of the fart although,
the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel
relieved and better although the odur was too
bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody
in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me
why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was
listenin to the music with my head-phone i
almost fainted, |
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i
desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a
plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by
master KG .the music was very loud so i timed
my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing
my fart (polute) along side the music so that
nobody will hear de sound of the fart although,
the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel
relieved and better although the odur was too
bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody
in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me
why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was
listenin to the music with my head-phone i
almost fainted, |
Trying so hard to sound Reasonable, but you sound like my 13 year old Nephew. Your mates are fighting for a better Nigeria, a country free from police brutality, a country free from all the bad norms and deciet typical of Buhari's government, but no since you lack sense you're telling me you where sleeping. The 30k they pay you every month is not even up to what the so called rehabilitated Boko boys earn per month (150k). You and foolish Northern brothers have been brainwashed into thinking a war against This Government us a war against Buhari and consequentially the North. Man the hell up fool thebosstrevor1: |
thebosstrevor1:You're a disgrace to all youths out there, your generation unborn will never forgive you. APC miscreant, enemy of the truth. Always in support of this evil Government because your Fulani brother happens to be president. EndSars promoters are terrorists, but Fulani Herdsmen plaguing the whole nation are " just innocent Fulani looking for pasture", they are so loving they supply Excess joy, mixed with Fura DA NoNo. Allah ya baka Lafiya |
Best way to propose.
Take her in a boat
to the middle of the
sea
Tell her marry me or
leave my boat |
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i
desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a
plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by
master KG .the music was very loud so i timed
my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing
my fart (polute) along side the music so that
nobody will hear de sound of the fart although,
the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel
relieved and better although the odur was too
bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody
in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me
why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was
listenin to the music with my head-phone i
almost fainted, |
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i
desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a
plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by
master KG .the music was very loud so i timed
my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing
my fart (polute) along side the music so that
nobody will hear de sound of the fart although,
the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel
relieved and better although the odur was too
bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody
in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me
why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was
listenin to the music with my head-phone i
almost fainted, |
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i
desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a
plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by
master KG .the music was very loud so i timed
my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing
my fart (polute) along side the music so that
nobody will hear de sound of the fart although,
the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel
relieved and better although the odur was too
bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody
in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me
why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was
listenin to the music with my head-phone i
almost fainted, |
i was at a restaurant yesterday wen i realized i
desperately needed to fart (polute) after eatin a
plates of beans ,they were playing skeleton by
master KG .the music was very loud so i timed
my fart (polute) with the beats , i was reahersing
my fart (polute) along side the music so that
nobody will hear de sound of the fart although,
the fart was very loud too wen i finished i feel
relieved and better although the odur was too
bad, but i look around & i noticed that everybody
in the restaurant frowned & was staring at me
why....? Then i suddenly remember that i was
listenin to the music with my head-phone i
almost fainted, |
Dear Ethiopians, seeing that you guys are seven
years back, pls after year 2019, just skip to
2021...
Don't ask why, just skip!!! |
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