₦airaland Forum

Jazmine007:
After a long break, due to what my ex did to me,I finally falling in love. Please house, how do i keep my relationship afloat? I am deeply in love with him. I don't want him to cheat on me as i won't do same to him.

I am a graphic designer, let put your thought into graphic.

Make sure you give him toto every time he asks for it

All these small pikins sef

chronian:


That's terrible.

They are that bad??

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You either go now or you go later but just know that you will still go

Looking good and...

From one problem to another problem.

Only you?

drake99:
we need gist

I don't kiss and tell

All the info about my sexcapades will go with me to the grave

The only thing I will tell you is that if you mention the top 5 biggest churches in Nigeria you will mention the name of the church where the lady was choir mistress

greencard:
I smell lies

You can smell whatever you like, I ain't telling you more

Upon all the hotels and guest houses we full everywhere!

You have to be a compound idiot to be banging a married woman in her marital home on top of her matrimonial bed!

This kind tori sef

ReluctantAdult:
Damn! I used to do this a lot, but I don't mess around anymore. It was always fun tbh

Back then, I admired my manipulative prowess in making the most religious of women spread their thighs wide open for me.
It was quite the turn on knowing you bedded that innocent, decent-looking sister singing/preaching in church

I mean just thinking about the freaky things you did with her in the bedroom... and now looking at her appearing all upright, moral and respected by other brothers...was kind of like living in two worlds

Hmmm

I know that feeling.

Believe it or not I have banged the choir mistress of one of the biggest churches in Nigeria

Tmlivesport:
And on Wednesday, when she collapse in your hotel room you will end up in prison just like that

She will not collapse

OP go and bang the toto in peace abeg

Joystark:
What if her husband is also banging someone else?

Well that's a chance one has to take...all I know is that married women are usually sweeter than single ladies and they also come with less stress and drama

Enjoy your life my guy, just be careful sha

Barbiturate:
Like?

I have banged several married women and have never had such bad luck.

Your bad luck is merely coincidental or because you exploited her by using Your position to obtain sexual favours.

I occupy a powerful position but I have never used it to force anyone into having sex with me, all my sexual alliances are purely consensual

Get a sidechick who will be supplying you with sex

latyph:
I would like to know why all the ladies I have ever dated would never show it to me they love me in my presence but will be praising me to the heavens in my absence in the presence of others?

Why do you always attract the same type of ladies?

If you're tired of the lady just end the relationship but don't pass her to your friends so that all of you will team up and make her toto slack

And so?

Should we fry beans?

You're keeping two girlfriends at the same time and you say you're a medical student...how are you even able to find the time to do that?

Her toto was too wide for my liking

Also if you want to bang a lady just tell her straight

Tell her that this is 2021 and a lady is supposed to know how to give BJ.

Even virgins who have never had Penetrative know how to give BJ

Trust me banging a married woman gives the best satisfaction you can get

That means Chioma's toto is now available in the market again

airminem:
Excited right? You know what they say about "karma" ?. . .

Of course I'm excited, I'm going to bang her without a doubt

First I look at her face, then I look at the size of her mouth and her hips.

Ladies with large hips usually have more stamina for sex

There's nothing wrong in attending your ex wedding

SmartPolician:
Okafor's law is pretty inevitable.

Girls cannot run away from it, no matter how hard they try.

I have repeatedly tested and confirmed this law to be true.

As a matter of fact I will still retest the law in the next 2 months cos an ex of mine recently told me she will be coming on a visit to my town; there is no way I will not bang her when she comes

Tajbol4splend:
Women who have had good sexual interaction with their EX's tend to go back to them, and fvck them again and again

This is very true, I'm talking from experience

Na only toto meanwhile you don't even need to be married to have access to unlimited supply of fresh toto