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Politics / Re: War Zone: Na Them Call For Us Says Army As They Take Over Warri by DAutoDiagnosis: 5:39pm On Apr 02, 2020
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Phone/Internet Market / Re: My Experience Transacting With A Nairalander (damzyofficial23) by DAutoDiagnosis: 8:23am On Apr 02, 2020
owagbeba:
i know you are young but please don't act like a kid. Just send 8k to the guy and ask him to delete this thread... It's that simple.


It is up to the op, and seun to delete the thread, and no one else. He should pay 8k, and ask him to delete the thread. How will others know the kind of person the buyer is. So everyone should open a thread before they get paid.

And the dundie is even threatening the op. Aje, Ilorin is small, what's that supposed to mean.

I beggi

This matter sef, na naija cause am. If they had good paying jobs, this scenario might not be happening.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: My Experience Transacting With A Nairalander (damzyofficial23) by DAutoDiagnosis: 8:16am On Apr 02, 2020
lexander:
what's with you people I don't remember negotiating with you, scamming or any other person. If the buyer was a scammer and didn't want to pay he would have simply stopped using his phone number and created a new nairaland account. Then he could have continued with his work. I don't know about Ilorin but Lagos is on lock so am not even sure how he managed to send the money to you. The mistake he made was not sending the money the very day he got the psp but since he has paid you should be glad (as for the issue of balance I wasn't there neither am I aware of the terms of agreement so it's best you guys sort it amongst yourselves ) from what he told me he said he's to pay you 7k now you're saying it's still remains 2k



This guy is not smart. So you just stop using a number, because it is just a phone number. So your brain is telling you a phone number is just a phone number.

Nna ehn, I just weak.

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: My Experience Transacting With A Nairalander (damzyofficial23) by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:10am On Apr 02, 2020
lexander:
what does my profile have to do with anything ? Is there any law
that says i must advertise my profession on my profile And am not defending the accused am only stating the facts (like you said accused!)
The facts are this
1. The seller is angry because his money hasn't been paid.
2. The seller truly hasn't paid at least as far as am aware.
3 the psp does have problems which the seller might or might not know about.
4. The buyer is having problems sending money to him because of the lockdown and also he has problems using mobile banking on his account.
5. He should have paid the driver that delivered the waybill that might haved cause any problem where the driver might not deliver the said money.
6. He should have responded to you when you messaged him earlier assuming you're saying the truth.
7. I have spoken with him and asked him to look for someone that can do teh transfer with his account and pay the person with cash.
And for those claiming am the same as the buyer kindly check my profile I have been on Naira land for years am not a rookie here


My friend, shut up. Shut that trap, nobody called you here. Just shut up. Someone made a valid observation, and still had effrontery to come talk trash.

Just shut up. We already know the kind of engineer you are. Engineer that does not know battery drains without even using it.

Engineer my foot, make COREN come catch you, you will explain who dash you engineer

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: My Experience Transacting With A Nairalander (damzyofficial23) by DAutoDiagnosis: 4:01am On Apr 02, 2020
zotorux:

Okay.... I appreciate you guys coming through for me on this but Imma just leave it to God
Important thing is people who has seen this won’t fall victim of such again. So let’s tryna stay calm.

What!

You didn't leave God before writing this story. I beg do due diligence by posting the guys number, full name, Facebook page and pictures. God's not gonna do that for you.

Well, peace of mind before anything, if leaving the matter gives you peace, why not. The scammer will still go ahead to scam more people, since he hasn't been served his own medicines.

Be good Boss.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: My Experience Transacting With A Nairalander (damzyofficial23) by DAutoDiagnosis: 3:10am On Apr 02, 2020
damzyofficial23:
Good morning and I hope we all had a nice night. At first I didn’t want to say anything but I will put my input here. Yes the said man told me about the psp and he told me it .

My friend shut up. You have mind o, even bold with your vain act.

How in the world do you keep his psp till it is fixed and then pay. Why not waybill it to him since you've found a bridge.


Mr man, don't open that your gutter mouth again. You guys are destroying online businesses.


And the OP is not smart, my easy nature, I easily trust ppl. His brain even told him he could be a sly, didn't still take any precautions. But he is not the problem, it this bushmeat of a fella, that's acting smart to keep what is not his that's the problem.

I have bought plenty things, I won't run away with your money chill guy. Hear nonsense talk

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Politics / Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Food Markets To Open Between 10:00am And 2:00pm Daily – FG by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:38pm On Apr 01, 2020
Still a stupid move, I don't know if this guys don't think at all.

Right here in Lagos, Gbagada to be precise, there's compliance, markets are still open with no one at sight to even come and buy.


With this time thing they just introduced, it wiill just fester a spread of the virus more. You see more people thronging out with social closeness.

Very mumu people. Rubbish


With all the English he spoke about the Nigerian realities, na still cow sense enforcement them still wan do.


Nonsense and congiment

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Romance / Re: My Elder Brother Is A Chronic Masturbator by DAutoDiagnosis: 3:51pm On Apr 01, 2020
Eskus me
..

Gerrout

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Health / Re: Covid-19 Siege Is Over by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:06am On Apr 01, 2020
Xavi2019:

cheesy cheesy cheesy
I'm a Christian, but I don't actually subscribe to the idea that God has to kill millions of people just to prove that he is God.
The whole concept is just stupid, I was brought up to believe God was a merciful and loving God.

BTW, he fell for April fool
Politics / Re: Foreign-backed Sahara Reporters Instigating Mutiny Amongst Troops – CATE by DAutoDiagnosis: 5:56am On Apr 01, 2020
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Health / Re: Covid-19 Siege Is Over by DAutoDiagnosis: 5:53am On Apr 01, 2020
teemanbastos:
COVID-19 Siege is Over.

The World should prepare to get back to work, break is over!

Nothing is new under the heavens.

Historical Story [Extracted from the Bible]
.


Araromo
Health / Re: Covid 19: China Lied To Us All This While, The Shocking Truth Abouth Covid 19 by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:22am On Mar 30, 2020
Francisduckman:


read this fucking truth, stay home and hold your loved ones tightly!




Not even an interesting read. The author at least tried, passed one of their message : Fear

Fear.

For God has not given us the spirit of Fear, but Power, Love and Sound Mind. One way to know if something is of the devil is what it spring in you. Is it fear? We know where it is coming from


The write up gives no hope. It is not enough to read, but can you comprehend? So Nigerians don't read, shit, idiots. Now you that can read, can you comprehend?


Summary: This post is trash

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Crime / Re: What Police Did To Traders In Obalende This Afternoon by DAutoDiagnosis: 6:03am On Mar 29, 2020
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Politics / Re: Corona I Take God Beg You, Leave My Papa Alone – El Rufai’s Son Begs Covid-19 by DAutoDiagnosis: 6:03am On Mar 29, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Says He Is The Best by DAutoDiagnosis: 6:01am On Mar 29, 2020
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Romance / Re: When A Girl Plays Hard To Get, What Should A Guy Do? by DAutoDiagnosis: 5:59am On Mar 29, 2020
Move on

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: El-Rufai’s Wife, Hadiza & Son Ask Nigerians To Pray For Governor by DAutoDiagnosis: 5:56am On Mar 29, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: ‘Red Princess’ of Spain is first royal to die of Coronavirus by DAutoDiagnosis: 5:56am On Mar 29, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Davido And His Son Are 'Staying Strong For Chioma' (Photo) by DAutoDiagnosis: 5:55am On Mar 29, 2020
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Health / Re: COVID19 Cases Rises To 97 As NCDC Confirms 8 New Cases In FCT, Oyo, Kaduna, Osun by DAutoDiagnosis: 5:55am On Mar 29, 2020
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Politics / Re: Exponential: U.s. Deaths Double In 2 Days. 2,000 . by DAutoDiagnosis: 5:54am On Mar 29, 2020
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Health / Re: Coronavirus: It Appears This Chloroquine Is Really Working (tweets) by DAutoDiagnosis: 5:48am On Mar 29, 2020
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Romance / Re: My Sad Experience With A Lady I Invited For The Night. (photo) by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:12am On Mar 28, 2020
stupidity:
im still wondering why all of a sudden we are all scared of death grin



Stay safe though

You actually wrote this, to show people, you are not actually stupid.

But really, read again what you wrote. It is the sentiment of a class of not too bright or extremely stupid people, which is actually a considerably class in size. But it is still stupid.

Now, this is what your brightest mind can reason. Like your peak of reasoning. It is still stupid.

Now, are you useless? No

Are you worthless? No

Do you have a bright future? Yes (dependent)

Can you lead or live a good, and comfortable life? Yes (dependent)

Can you be successful, or already a success : Yes (depends)


Are you stupid : YES

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Travel / Re: COVID-19: Air France Begins Evacuation Of EU Citizens In Nigeria by DAutoDiagnosis: 9:58am On Mar 27, 2020
ogbu80:
the knew that in a month from now the outbreak about to hit naija will be worst than Italy

It is well.

We will overcome
Health / Re: COVID-19: Bukola Olopade Tests Positive, First Case In Nigerian Sports by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:49am On Mar 27, 2020

This shit is right here, and it is happening.

Many have not come to that reality, not that they don't believe or know that the pandemic is right here in our shores, but the consciousness that damn, this is happening for real.

A week ago, we had just 2 cases, and more like just like we won Ebola, we did this again, and yes we will. But hey, this sh-it is here.

Now, I have had so many in a bid to portray or alleviate the fears of people try to play down the virus and that it is not as dreaded as the media has carried it. As far as I am concerned, this people are no different from those that are saying the virus does not exist.

We need to be afraid, yes We need have Faith, love, care, precautious. Fear is a good thing is bad thing, being proactive, having faith in God is a good thing , it spurs you to action. But you must not act in in fear, it brings us to the consciousness of danger and a need to act. We must act, and act fast.


One of the good measures taken is closing interstate borders, and I think it should be enforced. The pros to this greater than the cons.


See, read my text. Nigeria does not have an health care system. Dead system. So, we must prevent this poo from turning into a real pandemic.

The same politicians we are happy are with us, suffering with us, will carry all the best of the worst medical equipments and take it to their home and get treated, they don't care of you die.


Individual Steps you can take

1. If your village is in your state, you must go now. Act fast.

2. You must self isolate. Self isolation is not just for those that have the virus, infact, in the Nigerian cereno, you should. Try as much as possible to self isolate.

3. Except you are trying to get food and medicals, or basic necessities of life. Which is just food, clothing and shelter, don't go anywhere.

4. Yes. Hunger is Covid 20. Stock food and eat rationally. Ration your food. Don't be a glutton.

5. As much as possible, be positive, and smile. Everyone is frowning and angry, it is not changing anything

6. Pray. Prayer works, and it is still working. Praying shows you trust the sustenance of God, we pray because we know we need God and rely on him. A prayer less fella is one who trust in his on own power and wills. We must in this period pray.

7. Lastly, this too shall pass. It is not a prophesy, it is reality, nothing last forever. And that alone gives us hope.


Please be safe. God bless you





Everything you read, take the message. Reject the lies. You must have the spirit of God to decipher this.

Anybody can be wrong, I can be wrong. But you must not remain in Error.

God bless you Again.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Self-isolation, Social Distancing In ‘face-me-i-face-you’ by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:24am On Mar 27, 2020
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Health / Re: LUTH Sends Away Man Who Tested Positive For COVID-19 Over Lack Of Bed Space - SR by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:20am On Mar 27, 2020
It is happening
Health / Re: U.S. Now Has Highest Number Of Coronavirus Cases In The World by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:19am On Mar 27, 2020
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Romance / Re: Smash Or Pass? Photos Of This Big Boobs Instagram Lady Will Melt You by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:09am On Mar 27, 2020
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Politics / Re: The Moment Office Of The Presidency Tweet And Nigeria React by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:08am On Mar 27, 2020
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Politics / Re: Covid-19: NCDC makes correction to their earlier update by DAutoDiagnosis: 7:07am On Mar 27, 2020
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