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Port harcourt people gained nothing. They’re at loss here. What’s the economical benefit of Maiduguri to Port harcourt?


Approve PH-Onitsha-Lagos, then, i might be impressed.

Liberation is a personal struggle. No one can force liberation on anyone/tribe.

I wish Ondo people what they wished themselves.

It’s not a Must to join a politician for a protest!

Hey guys, relax. It’s just a joke. I’ve seen this post countless times. I wonder if you guys stay in Mars .

Mtcheeeeewwwwwwww



Here, we have a fool with his money and a brainless olosho!

blackgold7777:
L FOR LOVE IS WICKED

Nope, the Love of God is divine.
It’s foolishness to seek Love in the hands of Nigerian girls.

As a man, getting married, especially to a Nigerian girl, is one of your greatest mistake you’ll find difficult to accept. This marriage of a thing is just a game orchestrated by women to trap men down. Adam and God was paddy until Eve came.


Stay away from Nigerian girls.

Who are these people

Casalindal:
He is fine and rich

New members, una don hear na.




As for the OGs here, we know the levels already.

The papa of the child nko



Asking for new members.

Isele-Uku NYSC camp, few years back, these soldiers brought us out at the parade ground by 8.30am. It was Induction day( whatever they called it). The Governor will be coming. We waited for the Governor till 12 noon. The soldiers kept us standing waiting for the ‘messiah’, the Governor. The almighty sun was just showing itself.

My body started getting too heavy for my legs to carry, I had no option than to fake fainting. I already told my guy beside me, immediately I land for ground. He started shouting “Red Cross, Red Cross” they carried me to the clinic, place me on sick bed, na so dey begin place me on drip. I even needed the drip cos Man was already getting tired of the whole camp thing. Stay for two extra days. Life there was better than ‘Okpe hall’(my bunk).

She’s a strong woman.



The type of motivational speaker one suppose listen to. Not these ones that will tell you they started their restaurant with 2 cups of rice and half cup of beans, now they owe the biggest eatery in Lekki, with over 30 eateries in West Africa, yet, she no get international passport.


I’ve decided never to listen to any motivational speaker again.

This is super story...

Openbusiness:
Treat a woman the way she is. You have to be a mirror and let your communication mirror her the way she is. Her disposition is her language, so you have to speak a according to the "language" she understands. If she's speaking one language and you're speaking another, then you won't connect with her.

So basically, If she's a hoe, treat her like a hoe; if she's a normal decent girl, treat her like a normal decent girl; if she's a hoelosho, treat her like that etc. The kind of person or personality or mindset that she has is one of the earliest things you watch out for and pay attention to. She will always leave clues and hints.

Your job is to pick up those hints and decipher her and decode the kind of person she really is before you workout your game plan to make a connection. If you treat a slut like a normal girl = connection fail. If you treat a normal decent girl like a hoelosho = connection fail. If you treat a hoelosho like a slut = connection fail etc! "Treat" = communication = how you relate with her etc. Some girls code themselves but they will leave hints as to their real or true disposition no matter what.

You see some girls on social media, they code themselves to appear like normal decent girls, you will see them dropping motivational quotes, Bible verses, Muslim attire etc, but when they describe themselves you see things like "straight to the point" = hint, or "fun to be with" = hint, some leave hints with their appearance, or fashion style, some leave hints with their main point of discussion, like I can't date a broke guy oh = hint; he must be loaded = hint; he has to spoil me = hint. So you merge all the clues and hints you can find to know who you're dealing with and then deal with her accordingly.

For example, look at that girl Zzor.... BLW = coding, but profile pic always showing off curves and ass = hint, her main focus of discussion = money, money, money, rich guy, i hate broke guys, I want a billionaire etc = hint. Put that puzzle together = hoeleosho type = pay as you go type. They are all about money, that's the language they speak and that's how you can connect.

If you like, drop all the cheesiest pickup lines, it won't work = connection fail. If you like drop intellect, talk science, politics, entertainment etc = connection fail. But when you talk money, and talk gifts and talk cruising and spoiling with cash and talk shopping spree or Dubai holiday getaway, forget about all that good girl virgin cock&bull bs she keeps fronting with to code here, she will spread her legs for you like a TV antenna. Na normal level be that. You will connect. But if you want to be dropping gist and preaching I love you, you're fine, yen yen yen language without speaking the money language she understands, then that's you below. This is my red pill nugget to you!
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Sire, you’re the wisest man on earth this week. Your fountain of wisdom is orgasmic to the soul.

Like I said initially, I know that Zzor of a girl very well. She stays in Ogbomoso. She’s exactly what you described above. She’s Rozz, Ariza’s protege.

Had several experiences with them but the one that is evergreen in my memory is my experience with them in Owerri. Wasn’t easy for them and for me also. Was like an action movie mixed with comedy.

They don’t even care if your phone is locked or whatever cos they do go with Hi-tech guys that can unlock your phone within 30 seconds. After their normal intimidation, making us look like wanted criminals on FBI list, they succeeded in unlocking my phone.

Hoping to see Hangout, WeChat, Google Translate and all that, they met different types of mojos. One asked “ O boy, wetin you dey use all these videos do” told him, that’s what’s keeping me happy in this country.

The disappointment on their faces gave me joy.

Now she’s asslicking same old butt for a living, thereby disgracing her lineage.

Lipscomb:
She is not useless do you know how much she earn monthly.

Money without dignity is vain.

She’s even better than you. She earns monthly, like you said. How about you? In your quest to defend failure, you’ve become worthless that a satchet of weed is valuable than you. Give your life a meaning. Embrace sense!

To be frank, I’m in love with that Wizkid’s tweet. It’s orgasmic.



One thing I hate about asslicking is, it will make you lose your respect and dignity. See how asslicking has made this old and deformed woman be exchanging words with wizkid on social media.


Dear Lord, In our quest for our daily bread, May we never lose our self respect and dignity. Amen.

lefulefu:
a situation like this u mentioning actually happened in AAU some few years back.It was a sort of graduation celebration and one of the celebrant who happened to be a cultist his girlfriend who was doing her nysc in ilorin travelled all the way from illorin to edo state for her guy"s so called graduation.An arguement occurred in the party and during the argument bullets rang out and she got hit by a stray bullet and died on the spot.Her cultist boyfriend left her dere in a pool of blood.if u feel u want to date a cult guy cos he will protect u u will be terribly mistaken.Cult guys na dem dey fear pass.they only get their strenght when in a group and they get scared in coming out at night.You better off dating the sisi boy who belongs to no cult .But if u like rugged guys then go for a guy in the army or navy..not a cultist.

Lefu, not as if cult guys fear pass, just that they have the strongest orientation. 99% intelligence, 1% ruggedity, while sissy men have 99% ruggedity, 1% intelligence.

You don’t expect a sane man to stand and protect a woman who has same two legs like him when he hear a gunshot, unless the man is a caterpillar.

Skepticus:
I was about to touch on this lately observing the pattern of comments that female and their simping cucks make when a thread is opened or a comment emphasizing the red pill. I'm glad you picked on it.

You all might be familiar with this scenario.

Nairaland Thread: Woman cries for justice after she slaps and pour drinks on a man at a party without provocation and get beaten in return

Red Piller makes a comment: She deserves what she got. Women need to start taking responbilities for their action and live with its consequences

first female drops her comment in a mention of that of the red piller's: All these small Nairaland boys sef. Why should someone lay hands on a woman? Only weak men do that

Second female makes a joining sequel: Don't mind these small nairaland boys. They are still living in their father's house eating mummy's food

(Notice how the females deliberately avoid responding directly to the issue by deflecting and age-shaming even though they are unaware of the red piller's age).

Their Beta Cucks step in for major simping:

Male Simpleton 1: That's irresponsible of the boy. Even though it's unprovoked, he should be a man by withstanding abuse from ladies. Only weak men do that

Male Simpleton 2 (quoting first female): I can bet on it that the boy you mentioned is not married. I have been married for 100 years and I get slapped by my wife everyday but I endure because in life and marriage, you have to let some things go for the sake of peace. He is a small boy. He would learn when he gets married.

Male Simpleton 3 (who is obviously, a clueless, thirsty goat with no game, quoting the second female): You write very well. You are very intelligent. You must be a writer, I guess. I like your profile picture. Check your mail. I just sent you a mail

Smh.

Lol


You’re a genius. Can I marry your brain?

WrittyWritter:
It is u guys dat are na very intelligent...God knows d number of bimbo guys I have met

Go and marry and leave bimbo guys!

Sixfeetbelle:
Your lie stinks up to the high heavens. Please reduce it so the Angels can continue their jobs in peace.

I know you’ve missed me. Say the truth

saaphiere:
Ok goodbye.

There’s nothing good about your bye.

saaphiere:
What makes you a man if you can't shield your woman? Men are MEANT to shield us.

What makes me a man is the ability to use my head when needed not to back or shied a vagina citizen.

saaphiere:
Something like this.

So, what happened to the girl’s legs? Is she crippled?

saaphiere:
You still don't get my point. When I say the other guy protects you while sisi guy runs, I didn't mean to stay there and protect you. I meant to run with you. Back you if possible and run. Not running and leaving you there.
Men were men to be our shield.

Men were men to be your shield

Since when? How about the theory of equality you lots have been craving for ? My dear, men have two legs, same as women, if you can’t run on your own, OYO is your case.

MejiLoyon:
Better go cook your ewedu. Send your aza make I send you small money so you go buy small pomo join. Ozuo

Please add Gbegiri money for him too.

saaphiere:
You misunderstood my point. I didn't say they fight. I mean fight breakout in a place maybe some cult members fight and you and the sisi man walked into the scene. He will run and leave you there. While the other guys will protect you.

The noble thing for a sensible being to do at that point in time is to run. If the girl choose to stay, that’s her business. As for me, I go japa.

The guy that will stay to protect a Nigerian girl at that time is the real sissy man.

saaphiere:
Some ladies not all ladies. It's for protection. They feel comfortable hanging out with them.
Imagine as a girl you go out at night with a sisi man. Fight breakout on the road he will just leave you there and run.

Real and hard men don’t fight in the presence of their girlfriend. Only sissy men fight to prove a point.

With just hand luggage

She be wan carry leg and breast luggage go before

Amotolongbo:
How shall two walk together, except they agreed?

The only thing we can do if we can maintain unity is to part and nothing else.

Any other advices like the ones up there are exercises in futility.

Even at a point, Isreal was divided into two kingdoms, Israel and Judah after Solomon’s death.

No be by force to fukc prick wey no stand

Lol


Your last line though.

Prick wey no wan stand never see better nyash and breast.