₦airaland Forum

Ayoswit:
Naso e suppose dey. Can't wait to get my ride someday

When you're complaining of headache each time he wants to fvck you?
His side chicks are getting it all

Please hold on until January ,don't spoil my plans

TheSourcerer:
Fvck

Mad man, have you skipped your drugs again?

LINTUNE:
i did this one

I laugh at myself each time I remember it

Some business center owners (pastors)
Will come for him

Very important, so that tacha can spell it correctly

Can he still knack her?

She reminds me of improper fraction

1mill serious buyer.

I have 400k for this.... Serious buyer

I came to check names and I wasn't disappointed
Our pepper brothers never fails when it comes to fraud

ProudBornoBoy:
With the launching of Operation Positive Identification, it became eminent for lots of citizens residing in the Northeast in general and Maiduguri in particular including myself to apply for National Identity Card, I made a personal research on centers located in Maiduguri and found two, NIMC Headquarters located close to Maiduguri International Airport and a branch located inside Ramat Polytechnic.

Lucky for me, my house was less than a kilometer from RamPoly. On Monday 30th September I went to the NIMC Center around 7:30AM, met some people already there also, I wrote my name on the list, I was number 63.

The NIMC staffs came around 8:30AM, collected the list and proceeded to begin the days job, surprisingly instead of calling the names on the list, they started calling people the Rector sent, those HOD's sent, those senior staffs sent, I shook my head and in my mind I said Nigeria way, "wetin man go do brother".

We waited there and I heard others of being at the Center as early as 5AM, others slept outside the center just to make sure their names where first on the list, I spent the whole day there and I couldn't register.

The next day being a public holiday, I didn't bother going there. On Wednesday, I woke up early as usual, skipped my morning exercises and chores and went straight to the center as early as 6AM, I was number 20 on the list, yeah I still met people there even as early as that, the staff came around the usual past 8, collected the list as usual but still didn't use it.

They neglected us and where just attending to their own people who came later own, I stayed till 2pm when better hunger start to dey wire me, I left unable to register.

The next day was the same, skipped breakfast, chores and exercises, went early but still we were not attended to, It was frustrating, the staffs said their machines developed fault, there was no paper to even print but still yet they attended to those who came with exotic cars and knew people above, as usual na the Naija way.

This morning I still went there, it was important I get the National Identity Card due to situations on ground, you couldn't travel without it, you will be profiled as a terrorist, today they said only students will be attended to, luckily I came with my school I.D, I joined the queue and when it came to my turn, I was turned back, they said only students of Ramat Polytechnic will be attended to, and unfortunately I was schooling at UniMaid,
I pleaded to be considered but still yet I was turned back, I waited to see if I might be favored to register but when I checked time, I couldn't wait any longer, today is Friday and I had to prepare for Juma'at prayer, I plugged in my headphone, played Erigga's latest song featuring M.I Abaga and Sami named Erigma and decided to post this while walking home.

I will still go back on Monday, But this is what lots of people pass through just to get their National Identity Card, The authorities should please increase the Registration Centers In The Northeast.


ProudBornoBoy
Writes From
Maiduguri, Borno State.

How do you people manage to live comfortably in that part of the country, owing to the security situation

My only Mumu was knowing that she had a boyfriend, and still fucking her, atimes I will just keep quiet while she was on the phone with him.

Foolish man, you're looking for an excuse to cheat right?

Yoighaman:
You won't kill me with laff......

See the angle you carried it to.

I know what I'm saying sir

May God bless your soul for helping her, we help not because we are fools, but to help humanity.
The girl I'm putting true school started misbehaving lately,but the jokes is on her...

Shes pregnant and wants to hang it on your head. Run! Run!. Plead that she gives you 3 months, she will either terminate it secretly or it will become obvious by then...and she will avoid seeing you. Goodluck man.

Old cargo... Tueh

I will advise you save up money and carry out DNA test first!
Has she ever said something like... Don't make me talk o... During any of your quarell session?

Here to read juicy comments

You don't ask a woman out!
I have never asked a girl out before
I assume boyfriend responsibilities
And other stuffs and allow her do the asking.
Even the lady I'm about to marry, I never asked her out! Rather she did! Don't ask ladies out!i repeat!
I'm not wealthy yet, that you might think it's because of money! If you understand women you will not stress yourself!

I just came to check his name
And our � brothers didn't disappoint me

and my fiance is a banker

I lost a 30 year old beautiful vibrant young girl to gas fire. Just this August... Rest on dear

The op is making sense, like wise others opposing him
My question now is what is,what can someone that got a federal job OK 100k recently, expect in getting married to a lady that works in a private firm and earns 60k or thereabouts...
I mean how they will be able to cope and maintain a decent marriage.. Thanks

The guy causing this wahala must be a Nigerian guy
South African women don't joke with our dique.
I wonder how they we cope now that Nigerian guys are leaving!

Wike will foque that her slacked pussi once she's out

He didn't give her goodbye foque
That's her anger

Hope you got her pregnant before leaving?

I was nearly killed during the election
ThankGod I made a Gf in my pooling unit
Who hid me and Gave me a faq at the same time

I know that Tonto must have aborted for bobrisky
The guy have been foqin her since time immemorial.
No couple should accept such unholy cake
Else their marriage won't last.

When did southerners start doing insurgency and bandit jobs?