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CelebritiesRe: Is Frank Edwards Dating Sharon Oyakhilome? by DAVE5(m): 10:44pm On Nov 16, 2014
faceURfront:
Is that you? Is your beauty for real? kiss kiss kiss. You look like someone I know.
liar, y must u lie on a sunday, save it 4 2mao
CelebritiesRe: Is Frank Edwards Dating Sharon Oyakhilome? by DAVE5(m): 10:41pm On Nov 16, 2014
Viciyus:
lol, black and white tv. she go come quote you ooh
nah u talk black n whyt tv ohh, my hands no dey ohh abeg
HealthRe: Why People ‘glue Together’ During Sex by DAVE5(m): 10:08pm On Nov 16, 2014
aiyeboy:
Summary too longggg
NO b small tin ohh...

i try scroll down 2 c how long d page was den I jst quit wen I saw d crappy long trash wch I guess wld b empty tales
HealthRe: Why People ‘glue Together’ During Sex by DAVE5(m): 10:06pm On Nov 16, 2014
Adesiji77:
Recently, the international media were awash with the story of an Italian couple whose genitals got stuck together during sex in the waters of a Porto San Giorgio beach in Italy. The duo remained locked until a woman with a towel came and helped the pair walk to the shore where a medic, called by beachgoers, brought them to a local hospital before they could be separated.

Despite the fact that this incident sounds like a scene from a trashy pornographic comedy, stories of couples getting stuck during sex are real.

Though it seemed logically impossible and downright outlandish, a handful of couples have been reported to have gotten ‘glued together’ during sexual intercourse. Such cases have been recorded in Kenya, Malawi and Zimbabwe.

Although many couples may experience problems after sex such as migraines, heart problems and even memory loss, the penis getting stuck into the vagina during intercourse, especially in the missionary position, is one that has lived with man for a while. Medically referred to as penis capitvus, this condition has occurred in a handful of people over the years.

The Kenyan incident in 2012 supposedly occurred after the husband paid a visit to a witch doctor after suspecting that his wife was having an affair. The media reported that the man’s wife and her lover regained their liberty after prayers and after the lover promised to pay the husband 20,000 Kenyan shillings.

Last year, the Zimbabwean media reported that a woman was bringing a law case against her long-term boyfriend for putting “runyoka” on her - a fidelity spell that caused her to get stuck in her lover. She was said to be demanding compensation from the jealous boyfriend “for humiliating her and trying to control how she should use her private part.”

Among the Yoruba of South-Western Nigeria, it is a belief that by the powers of a supernatural potion, magun, an adulterous woman can be stuck with her partner during sex after which the man vomits and dies.

Interestingly, this situation dates as far back as the 18th century. Dr F. Kräupl Taylor in a review of medical publications in the British Medical Journal in 1979, indicated that two cases were published by nineteenth-century German gynaecologists, Scanzoni (1870) and Hildebrandt (1872). They had personally dealt with this unusual problem after sex.

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, indicated that Scanzoni’s patient was “a completely healthy young woman, married for six months.” She and her husband had to abstain from sexual intercourse because her intense vaginal contractions were “most painful to him and ... did on several occasions end in a spasm ... which sometimes lasted more than 10 minutes and made it impossible for the couple to separate.”

Hildebrandt’s patient had been married for about a year. Sexual intercourse with her husband had always been painless until one particular evening. Hildebrandt reported that just at the moment when he thought intercourse, which had been quite normal till then, had come to an end, he suddenly felt that he was held back deep in the vagina, tightly gripped and imprisoned, while his whole penis was in the vagina.

All attempts at withdrawal failed. When he forced the attempts, he caused severe pain to himself and his wife. Bathed in perspiration through agitation, alarm and his failure to free himself, he was finally forced to resign himself to waiting in patience. He could not say how many minutes this lasted, his imprisonment seemed endless. Minutes after, the hindrance vanished and he was free.

In spite of its occasional occurrence, Dr Augustine Takure, a consultant urologist, University College Hospital (UCH), Ibadan, Oyo State, stated that penis captivus is commoner in animals like dogs and stories of its incidence in humans were yet to be substantiated.

“In my practice as a medical doctor for 25 years, I have not seen any case of penile captivus; I don’t know if others have seen anything like that,” he added.

But Dr Takure, citing a reported case of a couple that had intercourse but could not be separated in the United State of America, said penile captivus usually might not last up to five minutes.

“The British Medical Journal early in the 1980s reported a couple found stuck after sexual intercourse. They were both taken to the hospital and the woman was given anesthetic drug before the man was freed. It is a rare condition in men because of the background of sexual intercourse in man which is totally different from what is in animals,” he said.

Dr Tahure said penis captivus should not be confused with Magun. “Magun simply means do not mate. The moment the man makes an attempt to have sex, he stumbles and then he starts vomiting all sorts of things. That is the essence of magun, but they do not get stuck together. That is not the essence of magun,” he added.

However, he said manifestations of magun are dependent on its constitution. “A form of magun in Ikire, Osun State, will make the man to suddenly develop a progressive pot belly that is painful. While working in the area, I attended to a case that I thought was due to an abdominal obstruction. At the operating theatre, nothing was found. Many of such men end up dying.”

Dr Takure, however, explained that penis captivus could have occurred when the penis is within the vagina and then, the muscles of the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual.

While psychologically, some men may feel they are “stuck” with their sexual partner, experts suggest that both need to relax and take the focus off the intercourse and anything sexy. This allows blood to leave the penis, so that he can withdraw more easily. Her pelvic floor muscles will also relax so as not to clench the shaft.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/component/k2/item/20873-why-people-glue-together-during-sex

Tribune
please wia is d summay
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why A First Class Graduate Might Not Get A Job? by DAVE5(m): 10:02pm On Nov 16, 2014
obowunmi:
the application of knowledge is better than knowledge itself.
dis is d coolest sense making quote av read in a while...
CelebritiesRe: Duncan Mighty's Girlfriend/Fiancee: Vivien by DAVE5(m): 10:00pm On Nov 16, 2014
blemon44:
Why will this kind thing make FP
i wished u were a super moderator so dis kinda trash doesn't reach FP

*I spit on dis thread
CelebritiesRe: Is Frank Edwards Dating Sharon Oyakhilome? by DAVE5(m): 9:51pm On Nov 16, 2014
Viciyus:
with your face like gascooker, you dey abuse person rabbit teeth, i dey sure say you don fat pass before.
haba, y u go talk say her face b lyk gascooker wen we all know it looks like dose olden days tv (d 1z wit leg)
CelebritiesRe: Is Frank Edwards Dating Sharon Oyakhilome? by DAVE5(m): 9:49pm On Nov 16, 2014
mifavour:
this geh is ugly oo... rabbit teeth.

Frank Edwards leave d pouting for we ladies. we do I berra.
c lie sha....
d girl in dat pix ugly? talk true ohhh



but y is d mumu post on Frontpage sef, I wonder wen 'my personal person' started meaning 2 folks are dating....
RomanceRe: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by DAVE5(m): 2:39pm On Nov 16, 2014
jearile:
Wow! I could sense your rage from a distance, you're throwing tantrums as if u've once been in this kind of situation. Anyway, I'm sorry if I've offended you, please forgive me o...Well, if you were careful enough, you'd have noticed I used the word "ideally." But not to worry, to say what I think you want to hear, I think you should or can chase the girl for as long as your mind/stamina/desire can carry you - one minute, one hour, one day, one week, one month, one year or even forever; it's individualistic... abi dem say "winners don't quit"
now u'v given us an answer, thanx btw
RomanceRe: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by DAVE5(m): 6:15pm On Nov 15, 2014
jearile:
Ideally, the word/idea "chase" when it comes to true love is incorrect. True love "waits" and not "chase." For God so love the world... still, He's not chasing anyone but rather waiting until you acknowledge His love for you. Jacob waited for 14 years for Rachael.
So if what's really driving/motivating you is indeed L 2d O 2d V n2d E and not just what seems to be it (it's either you are in love or with the idea of being in love); then as long as it takes you gotta keep and keep waiting.
It's one thing to marry a woman and another thing to marry your woman.
#HappyWaiting
oga we all know wat d op meant by how long it takes to "chase" a girl, so spare us and answer d simple qweshun......


as far as i know 'chase' in dis context encompasses patience, love and any other thing it takes to chase a girl whether or not u love her....
RomanceRe: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by DAVE5(m): 6:08pm On Nov 15, 2014
rioemmanuel:
All can never fall in
yes, all can fall in..
RomanceRe: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by DAVE5(m): 6:06pm On Nov 15, 2014
PedroJP:
Fyn



If all come fall in nko, not minding such irresponsible act it is to do dat ?
if all fall in, break the heart(s) u dnt want and kip the heart(s) u can, 1 for cooking, 1 for fvck, 1 for washing of underwears/ another for for washing of normal clothes, 1 for stvpid reasons like i have a girlfwend, the list goes on till all d space is occupied
RomanceRe: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by DAVE5(m): 6:02pm On Nov 15, 2014
folawiyoma:
Chase what so hard? Am from brasil and here its girls that chase guys
ok, we hia, so how long d girls dey chase the guys b4 dem giv up...


btw am from congo and sexes dont chase each other, they run from each other, but i con wise start to chase so i don pursue all d girls for my village...

village boy swag sad
ComputersRe: Five-year-old Passes Microsoft Exam by DAVE5(m): 8:42pm On Nov 14, 2014
Aprime:
Don't think about how possible it is.
Just read, believe and skip over. grin
if I believe d op n d source(bbc ) den I must b d most gullible guy ever liveth
Christianity EtcRe: Joagbaje’s Miracle HIV Healing Claim Debunked by DAVE5(m): 5:43pm On Nov 14, 2014
Ukutsgp:
u see what all his boasting has landed him? this will be a lesson to some others in this forum. meanwhile let me continue reading. i'm really enjoying this. let me switch off everything to concentrate very well. no watching of cable this night. tv and all other electronic appliances switch off. let me get to business. i'm pitching my tent on this thread this night.grin
surprisingly this is the first nairaland thread i have sat down to read every word, every line, every page, known all the actors, i am pitching my tent here as well...

i have a lot to say but all i want to say has been said to the fullest and beyond


God is in control is what I know...
RomanceRe: Dating Your Cousin: Is It Ethical? by DAVE5(m): 11:37am On Nov 14, 2014
google1:
abomination
dis one no be small abomination sha...


tufiakwa
Technology MarketRe: The New BBM Feature, *timed Message And Retract Message* by DAVE5(op): 12:23am On Nov 10, 2014
bobo65:
yea dats true
updated mine

did u notice whatsapp new feature

u can now know if d contact u messaged has read ur message

d double check sign turns blue once d msg is read
whatsapp is a gr8 app but 4 some reason I jst dnt like it,


well here is some fun u can have wit timed message on bbm;

buy d latest mtn 10naira card and send it 2 dose babes on bbm as timed message, lay on ur bed and imagine her trying 2 cram d numbers and laff it off ... how funnier can it get
any body asks 4 card, jst send d pin to be available for 3 seconds... and recharge ur card later on......
Technology MarketRe: The New BBM Feature, *timed Message And Retract Message* by DAVE5(op): 8:50pm On Nov 09, 2014
Jslicky:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-4mWcgyp7P9o/VFxy41sLFYI/AAAAAAAAAEE/D-uLD8sRUYY/s1600/Basket%2Bmouth.jpg[/img]
so now una (bloggers) don find new ways to make me click una link, it cant fit and work angry
Technology MarketRe: The New BBM Feature, *timed Message And Retract Message* by DAVE5(op): 8:48pm On Nov 09, 2014
waley007:
On which update pls,what version
for android itz version 2.5.0.32 while d iOS its jst 2.5.0
Technology MarketThe New BBM Feature, *timed Message And Retract Message* by DAVE5(op): 8:22pm On Nov 09, 2014
wooow, downloaded the new bbm and i have the playin games wit it, mehn itz super fun;

i can send a timed message meaning 1z u read it, u cant see it again, perfect for sending messages to all ur sweetz heartssssss (side chicks) while ur main chick can go tru ur chat widout seein nada grin grin...

jst imagine u sent some silly stuff and later came back 2 ur senses, *what do you do; RETRACT IT

who else is catching the fun cool.....





#TEAMBBMROCKZ
RomanceRe: Guys Killer Curve Or Beautiful Face???? by DAVE5(m): 5:31pm On Nov 09, 2014
Rungikunta:
Both are temporal.i think tru love goes beyond that.but i went for fine face then when i wanted to choose.i was not really crazy abt curves.
simple qwusehun; beautiful face or curves you con dey bring love, love can't last forever as well, and wen d love fades(if it does) wat du u rely on if you failed to pick a curved body wit fyn face...
RomanceRe: Guys Killer Curve Or Beautiful Face???? by DAVE5(m): 5:28pm On Nov 09, 2014
Tapout:
beautiful face.....Every other thing gets flat, it's only a matter of time
when they get flat, u can still hold them in ur hands and squeeze whatever's left of it if need be, but when the face gives in to ugliness due to over make up during young age, u cld have nightmares wen sleeping next 2 such a pesin......


choose ur choice carefully ohh.....
Christianity EtcRe: Things That A Christian Shouldn't Buy Or Sell by DAVE5(m): 2:27pm On Nov 09, 2014
Ukutsgp:
God dnt accept tithe of those tins
u sabi God mind?
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami & Family by DAVE5(m): 12:09am On Nov 09, 2014
rattlesnake:
did we call dangote such undecided
NO... if my guess is right, u were insinuating d man cld b a ritualist, did u actually research on him b4 making such assertions... evin if u researched n evidence did not point at wia his money came from, it does not proof he is a ritualist....

No offense meant at all...
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by DAVE5(m): 11:58pm On Nov 08, 2014
Jarus:
***pours water on head, with salt ***
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami & Family by DAVE5(m): 11:57pm On Nov 08, 2014
laurel03:
get rich or die trying... i reject poverty in my life...money is life
LEOSIRSIR:
Nice family. God Punish poverty #MMBM#
AMEN....
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami & Family by DAVE5(m): 11:55pm On Nov 08, 2014
malawi101:
He waz my jnr in skoo. I punish am tire. Fetches water 4 me every day.
#pinshureoraddonbelieveit...
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami & Family by DAVE5(m): 11:53pm On Nov 08, 2014
rattlesnake:
The days of ritualists are numbered
try looking beyond ur nose, some people actually work hard to make their money....







i wonder y Nigerians think everyone who has ***excess*** money is into phoney or shady tinz.....or can't people actually work n make money....poverty iz not jst who lacks money but who lacks a thinking faculty...
Christianity EtcRe: BBC Calls Winners Chapel "Witchcraft Church" by DAVE5(m): 11:39pm On Nov 08, 2014
enimcnite:
i will not use my mouth to criticize or judge a man of God....i just dey observe! undecided
but I guess u av judged inside ur heart already....

truth iz I somtymz wonder if wat we see in dis age is wat Jesus wld av done given same circumstances...
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by DAVE5(m): 11:13pm On Nov 08, 2014
Jarus:
***pours water on head, with salt ***
*** collects d salt***
nah only water dem dey use nah, who teach u dis method 4 crying out loud
PhonesRe: My Personal Review Of The HTC ONE M8 by DAVE5(m): 3:17pm On Nov 06, 2014
Collinz2:
the guy get tecno fever, he go still pic tecno.
be like say nah to find the nearest pastor make them do deliverance for am b dat ohhh...
PhonesRe: This Is Now The End Of Mtn SME by DAVE5(m): 6:35pm On Nov 05, 2014
Mikkyboy10:
If it's not because etisalat service is poor in my area ...i should have being singing " I don port oo"
i have 2 mtn sim cards (i dnt fancy glo, airtel or etisalat and i dnt know why undecided), but mehn if they stop the data sharing tin, i go port widout lookin back





*runs outta thread to price etisalat sim card, but the boi wey dey sell don close, wil try 2mao*

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