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Celebrities › Re: Oprah Winfrey Poses With Lion On O-magazine Cover [photo] by DAVE5(m): 4:42pm On Dec 04, 2014

and the topic made frontpage angry

on what basis nah abeg....

seun abeg what parameters does dis particular topic cover that made it appear on fp

angry

Crime › Re: #CrimingWhileWhite - White Americans Tweet On Crimes They Got Away With by DAVE5(m): 4:36pm On Dec 04, 2014

Activity77:
Racism @ its peak.....whites should practice what tey preach.

Racism is when you wash a white cloth before others.

Crime › Re: #CrimingWhileWhite - White Americans Tweet On Crimes They Got Away With by DAVE5(m): 4:32pm On Dec 04, 2014*

mustaphagreens:
The white race is a disease sent to plague the superior black race.

at the bolded, keep on dreaming ohh, no be only superior black race, au come ur girlfriend dey use whitening and toning cream

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Nairaland General › Re: Which Is The Worst Addiction ??? by DAVE5(m): 4:18pm On Dec 04, 2014

kayce911:
I thought u reside in mars

yes am from mars, need i remind you that we (people from mars) actually gave you nairabet and other bet crap u do on earth to confuse ur youths so we can invade your useless planet without any opposition when the time comes...

edited***
babe nah play i dey play ohh grin

Crime › Re: Woman arrainged for biting neighbor's testicles in Lagos by DAVE5(m): 10:58am On Dec 04, 2014

echobee:
,bros,i no be bros . I be woman

sowi abeg, I no check d (f) 4 d front of ya name, but u funny gan..

Celebrities › Re: This Annoying Thing About Nigerian Comedians by DAVE5(m): 8:15pm On Dec 03, 2014

holatin:
what
you say bovi the only A+ dat still make sense and AY.
Ay no funny at all, he only has concept.
If he no look like basket mouth, he no fit be like basket mouth
best comedian after Mr beans.

ay nah my long lost cousin ohh, no talk that tin wey u dey talk so com spoil bizness 4 d guy joor grin

Ay is funny

in his dreams angry

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Celebrities › Re: This Annoying Thing About Nigerian Comedians by DAVE5(m): 8:11pm On Dec 03, 2014

1stola:
Did you say AY is funny?
See hypocrisy.
Paid writeup for AY
no offence, AY is not funny.

ay is crap, i still try hard 2 laff wen d guy dey talk

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Celebrities › Re: This Annoying Thing About Nigerian Comedians by DAVE5(m): 8:10pm On Dec 03, 2014

Sharon6:
OP. I just want you to know it gets to a stage in life that just your name and anything associated with you sells. Don't we all struggle to get to the top? When you get to the top you relax bro. This doesn't happen with just the comedian, it happen everywhere, football, offices even between the thugs/touts. You don see MC Olu-omo dey break bottle/engage in fighting now? Didn't he do all those before getting to the top.?

CHECK MY SIGNATURE!!!

i guess you would admit that the likes of kevin hart and chris rock are still funny till tomorrow, why have they not changed and become boring or haven't they made money from comedy as well, as concerning Mc olu omo, there are some bad characters you have to drop when you become a public figure and that's what hapind to him, needless i say that basket and most naija comedians (julius agwu fall my hand the most with his boringness) have become distasteful when it comes to entertaining us

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Celebrities › Re: Tuface Idibia's Joint Turned Into A Strippers Club? by DAVE5(m): 7:41pm On Dec 03, 2014

pro01:
Lol. I be unrepentant hedonist. Man sha must chook head for where enjoyment dey. Life short.

i feel u jare, dis life nah only one sha so we must get d best out of it wink

Nairaland General › Re: Rare Video of A Nairalander who Breathes Under Water by DAVE5(m): 7:40pm On Dec 03, 2014

Rexphobia:
That explains it... Ojuelegba is like purgatory where France deportee come for cleansing

u want make dem deport d poor boi angry

, ur plans can neva work angry

Nairaland General › Re: Which Is The Worst Addiction ??? by DAVE5(m): 7:26pm On Dec 03, 2014

kayce911:
Is a sport bet

mteeew, like say i no know.

are u a learner angry

Nairaland General › Re: Rare Video of A Nairalander who Breathes Under Water by DAVE5(m): 7:24pm On Dec 03, 2014

Rexphobia:
Who is he? We don't know him here in Ojuelegba

but we know him in France sha and thatz all dat mataz, wat is an ojuelegba sef undecided

Celebrities › Re: Tuface Idibia's Joint Turned Into A Strippers Club? by DAVE5(m): 6:24pm On Dec 03, 2014

pro01:
Even the one in Ikeja GRA sef.

be like say u sabi those places wella...bros, bros, take am small small oh cheesy

Crime › Re: Woman arrainged for biting neighbor's testicles in Lagos by DAVE5(m): 6:08pm On Dec 03, 2014

echobee:
suarez blood sister

u nearly make me enter trouble ohh dis bros grin

Celebrities › Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by DAVE5(m): 11:04pm On Dec 02, 2014

Chillisauce:
Poor niccas don land here dey vibrate. Make una no burst una vains o. Woman go reach everybody. Find your size o

lol

Romance › Re: Signs You’re A Terrible Girlfriend by DAVE5(m): 1:11pm On Dec 02, 2014

hmmnn

Phones › Re: Airtel December Surprise Package. by DAVE5(m): 12:27pm On Dec 02, 2014

NairaMode:
Wow.
Awesome.
Not like our dear MTN.
They are like Satan who the Bible says will give you riches and take your life.
MTN will give you free airtime and remove your MB.
They will give you free MB and remove your airtime.

lmao

Family › Re: A Nairalanders Wedding: To An Ethiopian Beauty! by DAVE5(m): 11:59am On Dec 02, 2014

YungwizzzyPt7:
Is she a midget?

2nd pix tho
(no offeinse)

ur case dey court ohh for dis yabbin, lmao

Nairaland General › Re: Spacebooking Is A Sin? by DAVE5(m): 3:42pm On Dec 01, 2014

holatin:
then I give up on you

Nairaland General › Re: Spacebooking Is A Sin? by DAVE5(m): 8:07am On Dec 01, 2014

holatin:
no wonder dem dey help you write English exams.
kneel down there

bros no b ur village secondary skool we dey nah, dis Is NL

go find ur younger brother punish joor

Crime › Re: 4 Suspected Cultists Arrested For Allegedly Raping A Girl During Initiation by DAVE5(m): 2:31am On Dec 01, 2014

op pls gimme my mb I wasted in reading ur post

Nairaland General › Re: Unbelievable!! Man Uses His Teeth/jaw To Carry A Bag Of Cement by DAVE5(m): 2:25am On Dec 01, 2014

I dint watch d video, pls if u did, jst narrate it for dose of us who can't watch it cos my 10mb wnt b used 2 watch a video

Nairaland General › Re: Meet The African King Who Governs His Kingdom Via Skype From Germany (PHOTO) by DAVE5(m): 2:23am On Dec 01, 2014

Wow

Celebrities › Re: Lil Wayne's Daughter Got A New Ferrari & BMW SUV For Her 16th Birthday (photos) by DAVE5(m): 2:19am On Dec 01, 2014

toxiflam:
Lil Wayne daughter looks like Chichi that. stays in my neighborhood.
Anyway, who say money no good, rich get richer by the day

look chichi face well well, den look d buffdae girl again u'll notice u lied

Nairaland General › Re: Breaking: Announcement!! (1) (2) (3) (4) by DAVE5(m): 2:16am On Dec 01, 2014

R2bees:
ANNOUNCEMENT!!
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
This is to inform all my lovely friends
and family that I have started
accepting christmas gifts, these can be
cash, cheque, chickens, goats, cows,
airtime, foodstuff, laptop, phones,
beautiful babes and mansions etc,
pls send ur own very fast to avoid the
rush hour
, last minute gift will not be accepted
ooo!!!
signed.......... Toochukwu(R2bees) 08134240279

du u also accept flight tickets to France

Nairaland General › Re: Pause And Think by DAVE5(m): 2:15am On Dec 01, 2014

story

mteewww

Nairaland General › Re: Exploding Excrement Topples Building In China by DAVE5(m): 2:12am On Dec 01, 2014

dims95:
That poo is the bomb

indeed it is

Nairaland General › Re: Why Is It That The NIGERIAN NAVY Is Very Wicked More Than Army And Air Force by DAVE5(m): 2:11am On Dec 01, 2014

maizux:
This have being raised in different quaters,that the navy is very wicked and ruthless,if it is so what makes them to behave that way,is because of there training or just the name

pls remind me in d morning so I'll tell u y dey r wicked

Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Have To Say About This Advert by DAVE5(m): 2:09am On Dec 01, 2014

dtruthis:
i saw it everyday bt cnt understand somebody should explain this to me r they trying to insult us or what ?

am guessing u c somebody in d billboard, ask him cos he'd be in a better position to answer...

Nairaland General › Re: Security Expert Warns Jonathan Against Trusting Neighbouring Countries by DAVE5(m): 2:08am On Dec 01, 2014

abeg make d govt close our borders make we hia word

Nairaland General › Re: Which Is The Worst Addiction ??? by DAVE5(m): 2:06am On Dec 01, 2014

unikdamzel:
Nairabet!

Who is nairabet?

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