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austinbrown:
I love tecno

martineverest:
Tim cook should humbly resign for destroying apple's image.

veegirl:
lol. Una no serious. Wake up earlier ko. Guys una wahala really too much. Dont do dis dont do dat. If we give una our own list of dos and donts una go run.

Tallesty1:
Isn't kissing a waste of time?





Why waste all that time when the good stuff is down there waiting?



Kissing them these days is kinda gross.

After seeing the way they suck cock anyhow like lolipop...

Mehn to kiss them no dey gree me again.

princechrming:
Today's generation of boys and girls get into relationships/marriage because of misunderstanding ...and split when they understand each other. What an Irony!

tpia6:
i dont think there's any accent in pidgin.

its either you speak it or you dont.

and as long as people can hear you, they dont bother checking for accents.

bestads:
Blackberry pinging,facebook and twitter short spellings have finished your life, that is why you cannot read and comprehend a short article like this....How can you pass WAEC,SSCE,GCE and NECO..Do you think these exam bodies recognise pinging and short spellings

shachris03:
We need more opportunities in Auto Manufacturing and not Auto Import. Let our teeming unemployed youths be gainfully employed instead of some silly importation cabals.

zboyd:
Opinions differ over whether a woman commits a sin, if she chooses to abort a child conceived after being molested.

Abbey2sam:
i don't even like drugs.....thank God

ddooskie:
Who we are?
We are the Space Bookers Association of Nairaland.
What do we do?
We justle for space on the FrontPage(FP) even though we may not have meaningful contributions to the post.
How do we do it?
i. We download the Nairaland mobile app to get updates on new FP topics.
ii. We troll the forum for potential FP posts.
Why do we do this?
We love to have our monicker on the FP and probably get 'likes' to register our existence in the forum.

Where do we meet?
We meet on every frontpage 'FP' material and sometimes on any post that has the potential of making it to the FP; here, we register our presence with,
"in case"
"I was here"
"I'll come back when this makes FP" or "still sleeping, wake me when this makes FP"
and "I smell FP."

Is this your main job?
No! Once we get the update, we leave everything else to "bookspace" and later put it up for sale
Have you sold any of the spaces you've booked?
No data shows that sir but some people do negotiate, they quote you for price of the "land"

Is it possible to sell a space on NL?
Wait! Lemme as Ifa.
What'z the craze for FP, are you getting paid for making comments on the frontpage?
Yes! Lending a voice or just making up the numbers on FP is more than enough

Can you describe your members?
Sure! Why not. By their fruits...
1. The "ok" group- no matter how serious the matter is, their comment is always "ok". Some quote the whole post to comment "ok" at the end.
2. The consonants group- they use "q", "k", "jjj" most of these people later modify with meaningful comments, or jokes.

3. Those who make comments before reading. "Lemme book space first"
4. Lazy folks- these ones don't read long posts but usually ask people to summarize for them.

5. The weed smokers- they ask the OP what s/he smokes "OP, na cowdung u smoke? abeg gimme small make I high" or "obviously d OP is on cheap drugs" "U smoke wet weed?"

6. The 'rocks your boat' crew. They'd say, "whatever floats your goat/boat" as the case may be.

7. Issorait guys
8. Pinshures or adonbilivit
9. Ignorant ones- "Please what is an Ini Edo, we don't know anything like that here. I studied in France" "Who is Wizkid, is he the son of WizKhalifa?
10. People asking for SAUCE(source)

11. Smiley space bookers they book space with smileys sometimes irrelevant ones.
12. The searchers- "I'm still searching for the joke." "what is this one saying?" "Wait!, lemme ask Ifa"
i. Omawumi's descendants: "if u ask me, na who I go ask?"

13. The unconcerned: "story for the gods" "I'm I meant to comment on this?" "Tell them" "Aah shoki" "Kermit peeps"
14. GEJ till infinity folks.
POST: Davido buys a new pair of boxers.
COMMENT: "GEJ is working"

15. 3D viewers- they spread mats and put on their 3D cinema glasses.
16. I'm here to read the comments.
17. Landlords- Proud 'land' owners and they warn people to steer clear of their 'property'
18. FTC, STC, TTC and people who missed it by whiskers. They'd be like, "I will soon get there"

I'm not expected to know all nah but the following are gradually going into oblivion:

19. Official derailers
i. People who don't have chargers. "abeg who get pin mouth charger?
ii. People who want to charge their mobile phones. "shey light dey ur side, my fone don nearly die"
iii. People who want to soak garri
iv. Traffic officers: "Oga' face front" "Park well jhor"

20. ETT warrios to them, every news strip is a sign of End Time Things.
.......................just like kermit...

demix007:
*spreads mat* waiting for diz to make FP

JingoOAU:
In case

Maccoy1:
Pls who is SEUN nd what is OP...pls am serious, i Need answers even though have been visiting NL 4 A YEAR NOW

gbodimowo:
Nicely said

daveemuobo:
madness on the thread..I weep for this generation..I doubt if most people took their time to read the OP.somebody saying " okay I go dey take panadol instead" ..

please somebody enlighten me.Does Mr Osewa send recharge card to 1st pagers?the page booking thing is lame ..
Am really ashamed of my people.

PAnaceA7:
I tell ya........ As if it's every thread u must comment.
Just passing by

StevinMorgan:
why u wan swallow paracetamol for my headache?

cokacoola:
i remenber back then in school, my teacher will always tell me " cokacola...ok! ok!! bye

jejemanito:
There are peeps who can't upload even if they are handsome.

Peeps like me don't just joke with privacy no matter what

francawilson:
America Horror Story! Horror indeed

DrDre1:
Lol...nice. Next thing is to order some pizza and get cold milk
Checking out the Blacklist you mentioned. I hope it's superb as you said or else it's me and you in this thread . Almost through with the download.
My list includes these:......

Some of them are currently running while I'm waiting for new seasons in some cases. Some casts are busy posing on red carpets all over the place while I'm waiting for them to get back to shooting


I'm looking into your recommendation sir. I hope it's really cool as you said or else... keep guessing what may happen Thanks

DrDre1:
*spreads mat*

beau49:
Lwkm...guy you eh.

Well love is blind.....I guess they sometimes see past the worworness of their girl/boyfriends

richardjemedafe1:
AMEN........... Thaz right...


The so called muslims are just doing all this to spoil the name of the man of GOd

beau49:
Lol.....cuteness comes in different forms.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder remember

Oyeneku2:
I am seriously trying to give a fuvk

I wonder what NL is turning into..

These mods are sick!!

icebebe:
she resemble duck fowl to me, d ladies wey she dey yab sef fyn n clean pass her piece

tompat86:
see u wey dey yab person,i just check ur profile pix,U RESEMBLE VOMIT

StevinMorgan:
My sisters fyn pass them.

politricks:
Its this kind of news i want on frontpage not 'who wore it better'

beau49:
He's so cute....
Atleast he knows right from wrong