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Sile12:
13. BAZOOKA JOE CHEWING GUM


14. PROF PELLER AND LADY PELLER.


15. PLANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


16. THE ORIGINAL BLUE

the original blue is the "ONLY BLUE", remember the days mumsi used to put it in my school lunch, not this crap they give us these days...

bring back our BLUE BAND BUTTER

surprisingly i saw an old woman immediately the page opened but it changed immediately to a young girl and i've bin tryin to re-position my eye or imagination to see the first thing (old woman) all to no avail


i like playin pranks on my imagination, sometimes i sit n see the fan going clockwise and then i somehow tweak my imagination and it becomes an anti-clockwise rotation... i cld sometimes forget the real direction of the fan and then stop it to see the real direction....

Aida13:
Some really unforgettable ones on the list (I'm talking Hollywood)

Cyborg - VAN DAMME

Terminator - ARNOLD SCHWAZENEGGAR

Sinbad

Drunken Master - JACKIE CHAN


****lest I forget,

Indiana Jones - HARRISON FORD

Nuff respect to the past action heroes. Not sure who I'll pick these days to take their place. Maybe Jason Statham

jason statham is already rolling in the big leagues to me sha...and i see the future lookin brighter for him.. and us all as well

kbshow100:
you no dey sleep??
Stop disturbing our meeting.

abeg una suppose don finish the meeting nah, cos i wan borrow bb passport charger.... u get?

Kaxmytex:
Nexus 69



jux an observation...

plus she licks it like a lolipop

penquin:
oh!!

penquin:
sorry are you a typical Nigerian like me too?

i see....maybe am not a nigerian afterall!!!!

cosmatika:
..

smh

penquin:
yes i need to see your qualifications

kk, In dat case let's discuss outside Nairaland...



hope u won't mind me sending u a pm though...

agarawu23:
wat am seeing looks like a statue abi my eye dey e double?? facebook to confirm. brb

Oga this is no joke at all...

Abeg who get bb charger...

Since am the chairman of the second page, i'll be supervising everything you post on my second page keenly.


Now you can all add your comments and remember; I'm watching...






























[size=24pt]NB : THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SALE[/size]

There was drama at the G-cappa Estate area of Ilupeju, Lagos, this afternoon, as a bird allegedly turned to a woman.

According to eyewitnesses at the scene, the bird collided with an electric wire and fell, after which it changed to a middle aged woman.

Eyewitnesses further say that the woman, after the transformation, began to confess on how she killed her husband.

The eyewitness,David Gear who broke the news on twitter, said “Bird turns into woman at Oshodi just now 1pm … Strange world. At Oshodi, a couple of minutes ago… A bird fell from a high tension wire and landed on the ground and turned into a woman. I swear the things that happen in this country. Why can’t witch craft be used for positive things? I mean have you read Wizard of Oz? Trust me…this news will soon be everywhere… This is an eye witness account.The woman that the bird became was looking so irritating…with her skin peeled. Really a disgusting sight. The woman said she was on her way to see her child. Her daughter in-law just gave birth. Can you imagine? You marvel at such wickedness. Very strange. It caused confusion and insane traffic.”

DailyPost gathered that the timely intervention of policemen saved the woman from being lynched by the mob that gathered at the scene.
See photos below:



Source : http://dailypost.ng/2014/10/10/bird-reportedly-turns-woman-lagos-photos/

Ladycloud:
mehn! btw....guyz ehn! wetin remain wey una neva call we gurlz?

nah girl write the topic and content ohh...no b we call una side chick

elnino3:
hate it when side chics start catching feelings. Especially when u both know she has a main man and you are also a side dude. So hypocritical

this is sad especially when the two parties know they aint number 1 in each other's books....

penquin:
Thanks.



Did you have qualifications yes or no?

well, yes i do, do you have a "good" job for me?

soulglo:
You never start a sentence with a lower case letter. That's me being petty like you. Go get a job. You must have a lot of time on your hands. I don't have to correct a thing

Thanks 4 d correction, at least i have learnt a nu thing

Timijo:
@op, wetin u do no gud ooo. U kon post only their pictures make we dey admire them. Y u no post their fone numbers?

send me recharge card and i'll giv u all dia fone numbers, i know sombody that knows sombody that knows sombody

penquin:
what are your qualifications?

du u av a company?





happy married life sha...

penquin:
oh! Are you truly here for a Biznes?

av u found d rite biznezz that could yield some profit for me?










i c u r a typical nigerian as well....

* running out of dis thread wit my shoes in my hands....



dat guy is a real psycho

MrCork:
...brother..caln down...maybe i shud re- type slowly so u can catch up coz clearly u don't gerrrit.....not sure y y moaning but to be honest,u sound like one of those Nigeria idol reject.


..bro r u Nigerian? (no oofense)

kk, i'm calm, jst go tru all ur post for today and see all d gibberish u'v bin typin, u'll c they r plain rubbish, come back any time to apologize to evry1 here for wasting ur ingenuity in a silly way... after dat u can channel ur genius rat mind to acheiving beta tinz...


u r funny in a silly way though


btw the correct spelling to the bolded is CALM and not caln, we can assume u hit n instead of m, so we forgive u

soulglo:
My Grammar is perfectly fine but you're a clueless

the bolded is an incomplete statement.....


























and u claim ur grammar is perfectly fine, pls complete it and stop making ur fellow genius fwends feel more briliant when NL knows u r obviously better dan dey r...

penquin:
I'm sure you are here for a business too

du u av any biznezz for me?

lomomike:
He's been joking and you've been taking it too serious. That's how he joke. Go thru his thread and see for yourself.

You need to loosen a bit and cut him some slack.

i get wat u r sayin, btw am just avin fun on NL

4rm d 1st time i quoted him i knew i was in for his "drama"...

MrCork:
^^ see this goat playn Mr nice guy.... U tink she gonnno giv u punny for sayn she make u laugh ... wit that yor Nigerian farmer swaaga?....keep dreaming.

....ordinary kiss...u will not get (goat)

smh, seriously, u r a man child.... u nid to check ursef

now i see how ur mind works, u tink she'll giv u punny at d end of the day (4 ur little man-child mind), u dey inside ur room 4 aj dey form abroad, grow up pls or better still wake up from dat misery u call a dream...


i quit on u, i am not interested in ur drama episodes abeg.... abeg ohh

in michael jackson's voice *live me alooone*

MrCork:
...everyone gerrrrits except u.......she's lookin for a man on nairaland ..she then became agressive simply becuz i rejected her..

.....is that wot u want me to explain ?

y d face now, i'd like to blive erygirl has an admirer whether she's fine or not so y would she b looking for a faceless man on nairaland...


am not here to pick a fight before you start ur drama abeg

MrCork:
..^^^^ Ther u go....the typical dak skin female that muss be avoided by all means...they usualy homebased and always agrresive. All I did waz kindly advised ha to stop postin her usual craps & wastin our precious time on Nairaland but instead, she cuss like village goal....

.....this is exactly why they can't juss can't find on Nairaland....we clearly strongly belief she frustrated !

pls explain the bolded cos i did not undastand a word in that sentence, btw looking at ur first reply, u started d whole aggressive tin ohh

EroticAngelina:
u? My friend? Make thunder demolish ur goat brain there hell, u cant even speak correct english!??! I dnt hang around with drunk losers like u (no offense) u should even be happy that i responded, if not.. Its to ignore slowpoke like u wey sure pass ur sick in tha head, gorit? And for being the only one to post in my wacky thread, then you are wacky too. Mtccccchhhhhhheeeeeheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

haba, u wan take yab finish d guy sha, i don laff sote pesin look me finish ask me weda erytin dey fine, i jst look d pesin with one kine bad eye

bunmioguns:
Whatever..

maybe i'll patronize you

penquin:
so can you tell me what my bizness are by commenting here?

lets start by you answering these questions, why did you click the topic? and why did you comment?
then we can now define your biznezz in relation to d topic in question...









am jst being a typical nigerian, i'll ansa all ya kweshun wit a kweshun....

s3nn2x:
Na wa ooo


This must be the season of "type of people"

so true, and am going with the flow


at least the "type of people" thread is better than reading a long letter some peeps call a post...

short and precise...

kulkatty:
LOL true.
Repping team Ghost mode and unknown people

You forgot to add 9chats people. Their convos are like this

hi
hello

How are you?
I'm fine. You?

I'm fine too. How was your day?
It was interesting. Yours?

It was also interesting.
K

K

i h8 these types the most, worst part is i cant jst delete them for sentimental reaons...