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EventsRe: Christmas Celebrations;becoming A Boring Routine? by DAVE5(m): 5:39am On Dec 10, 2014
Sunshinelady:
. I can't believe dis wonderful post has only 4likes. If na rubbis.h na u go see 200 likes. Smh
d reason we didn't like it is cos we don't have mb to watch it , just like d op nor get money to celebrate Christmas
CrimeRe: She Demanded For #2M & A Car: Alleged UNILAG Rapist Finally Speaks by DAVE5(m): 3:03pm On Dec 09, 2014
I really don't know what to believe anymore , she told us her own story and now his is out, pls can som1 explain d real truth to us all



















honestly the girl's own story was shabby if u asked me, his; I don't know
Technology MarketRe: Xmas: 5 Phones That Will Make Great Gifts This Season(pictures) by DAVE5(m): 10:35am On Dec 09, 2014
jst so u guys know, I've started accepting Xmas gift, if u give me number 1-4, a heavy SLAP awaits ur sweet face, I wld only be accepting number 5 and there's no limit to the number I cld receive cos am I accept cheerfull ...

YOU CAN CONTACT VIA EMAIL TO ASK THE METHOD I'D USE IN ACCEPTING THE GIFTS
PhonesRe: Timeline Of Phones From The Past 30years by DAVE5(m): 1:27am On Dec 09, 2014
pictures wld make dis topic a lot more interesting, abi my people wetin una think nah

but I don't understand what HTC one, note 2 and the s4 are doing on this list, or is dis am attempt to mention phones for dia popularity?
a note 1 shld take d place of d note 2 since it was probably d first phablet to break grounds,
also d s4 should be replaced by a galaxy note edge,
while d HTC should be scrapped off d list cos itz irrelevant in so many ways
ComputersRe: How To Recover Storage Files & Documents Hidden By A Computer Virus by DAVE5(m): 1:23am On Dec 09, 2014
make I bend if I click d link
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Julius Agwu & Basket Mouth's Wives In Swimsuits by DAVE5(m): 2:08pm On Dec 08, 2014
But ladies in da house, I guess there's a difference between pants&bra and bikini nah, I see one girl 4 d pix wey wear agbada sef....
RomanceRe: How TEMPERAMENT Affects Relationships. by DAVE5(m): 1:32pm On Dec 08, 2014
emusmith:
Thanks for the compliment!
uw
hmmnn, the second paragraph of my write up wasn't really abt u, I was actually referring to d human being dat first started writing abt temperament, cos dat paragraph wld b offensive if I was actually referring to u.
but I admire dis (ur) thread sha, I had a chance 2 look inwards again after a long while
Thankz bruv...


dis thread is probably d best on FP in long while now unlike all d mumu threads datz bin making FP

whuddafuq is d FP moderator so we have a long talk, dat niqqa needs som flogging for all d crap datz made fp
RomanceRe: How TEMPERAMENT Affects Relationships. by DAVE5(m): 1:19pm On Dec 08, 2014
tpraiz:
Wot abt we in Franceland........wia do we belong??
most of u french dudes are probably sanguine

















friggin attention seekers,
meanwhile they neva see plane tyre 'upclose n personal' b4, dem dey claim France
RomanceRe: How TEMPERAMENT Affects Relationships. by DAVE5(m): 11:37am On Dec 08, 2014
Jamean:
Lol. Melancholies knows...

Infact, I have an archive of notes. But am learning to strike a balance..by engaging in constructive conversations in my mind, so I can speak out when I should.
9z one bro, Melancholies rock

Another xtic of mels dat most authors forget 2 add is, though mels are indoor persons but there comes a time when they have a rush of adrenaline and they go over-extrovert, when u c d Mel u wnt recognize him\her until d adrenaline wears out and dey bcom introvert again
I experienced dis episode during my service year, I was something else, I was doing things I won't normally


#teammelancholy
RomanceRe: How TEMPERAMENT Affects Relationships. by DAVE5(m): 10:35am On Dec 08, 2014
Jamean:
Hehe...yes o..we'd rather talk with the phone.#team melancholy#

If I may add...Melancholies are good at expressing their ideas & feelings on paper than orally (because they are overwhelmed with emotions).

They are Idealists, faithful friends (not so prone to infidelity), and do not like to disappoint people.

They care about what people think about them too, and can be unexpectedly patient.

@ moodswing...my mama don tire for me. Lol
did u somehow study me cos u r jst telling me abt me

every word u wrote is a clear picture of me


especially d part abt expressing them selves on paper than orally, I dnt evin know how 2 express my in real life face 2 face situation but if it com down 2 paper work am somtin else...
RomanceRe: How TEMPERAMENT Affects Relationships. by DAVE5(m): 10:26am On Dec 08, 2014
I HATE READING ALL THIS TEMPERAMENT CRAP COS ITS ALWAYS LIKE AM LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND SEEING MY LIFE BEING READ OUT YO ME....









I THINK THE JERK THAT FIRST WROTE ABOUT TEMPERAMENT STUDIED ME, THAT BUMBLING ÏĐIOT, I'LL GUT HIM IF I EVER CATCH HIM FOR PUTTING MY LIFE ON DISPLAY FOR ALL TO SEE








ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY START TALKING ABOUT MELANCHOLIES
FoodRe: How Do You Like Your Bread And Tea by DAVE5(op): 6:45pm On Dec 07, 2014
tryke:
oh my GOD the both of you are disgusting
i prefer #2
seriously ehn, you are missing
FoodHow Do You Like Your Bread And Tea by DAVE5(op): 5:29pm On Dec 07, 2014
There are basically two ways of taking your bread and tea which is

1. Deeping the bread in the tea and eat it up (hmmmnnn, yum yum) or

2. Taking the bread first and then add the tea later

some people dey take am without tea, when they finish dey just use water wash the bread down

As for me i prefer number 1 the most especially if its agege bread cos toast bread no dey work 4 dis method, but when am in public i always behave my self and practice number 2, but i dont see any big deals in deeping my bread inside the tea but somehow people might look at you like you're falling your hands

So nairalanders; what's your preferred method of taking your tea & bread and why do u prefer it?



Well, make i dey take my bread and tea as una dey drop d answers, anybody care to join me?

Nairaland GeneralRe: Spacebooking Is A Sin? by DAVE5(m):
Proffdada:
do I space book?
if u ask me, who i go ask?
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using? Pro's & Con's by DAVE5(m): 10:20am On Dec 07, 2014
Folarinwazzy:
tweak? How did you go about it? What are the benefits you derive from tweaking it?
basically u can tweak by performing jailbreak on it after which you can do wonders on the fone,

with jailbreaking am able to send and receive files, photos, videos and music via bluetooth, install games that i didn't buy with my itunes account, set themes (like the ones in my screenshot), i simulate my fingerprint scanner as the home screen button so i rarely press the home button cos i jst touch the 5s's home button(not press) and it reacts like i pressed it, there's so much i can't fully explain, my advice; jailbreak ur phone, contact me so i could provide hints on how to turn dat lovely iphone into a true beast, my android and iphones are useless to me without jailbreak and rooting

cydia is so full of useful tweaks and apps that u can never go wrong once u jailbreak that baby


i understand iphones can be frustrating at times but once u get the hang of it, u'd enjoy it over the android, i use both devices so am talking from experience, since 2010 dat i started using iphones i av been an addict cos it just suits me perfectly as if we were made for each other
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using? Pro's & Con's by DAVE5(m): 9:59am On Dec 07, 2014
Najwal:
Any solution to Xperia z hotness coz it's kinda annoying, i had to downgrade to 4.2.2 ~ now in 4.3 I thought it was kitkat issue but after seeing similar cases in the net regardless of the os I think is a bug wit dis device Sony should do something
i'd say u should upgrade the fone to the 4.4.4 kikkat (or if you like you can upgrade to 5.0) as i noticed my fone doesn't heat up as often as it did when i was on 4.3 and lower..


most at times android phone heat up in general so its not really a sony thing, sometimes sef my 5s can just start heating up and wat i do is switch it off cos it's possible it has been overworked by my humble self grin
Jokes EtcRe: I Pass My Neighbours: Must See Photo by DAVE5(m): 12:56am On Dec 07, 2014
mencade4:
them no born u well make u leave that keke till the next day for there.


anoda name for loser is buhari.


E.g.

1. You are a buhari.
2. All buharis shall have consolation prizes.
3. I have buhari my handset.
4. Chelsea buhari their match to newcastle today.
5. Jose mourihno has been buhari-ing to alan pardew in newcastle's stadium.
6. I dont want to buhari my girlfriend to another guy. I love her so much.
7. Someone buhari is book. Buhari but found, careless owner.
8. He buhari is manager in a car accident.
abeg break my ribs small small nah, lmao
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using? Pro's & Con's by DAVE5(m): 11:23pm On Dec 05, 2014
Folarinwazzy:
tweak? How did you go about it? What are the benefits you derive from tweaking it?
1st of all, itz d jailbreaking dat allow an iPhone become tweak-able, wit d jailbreak I could have themes, jst like d screenshotI i uploaded, am able to send and receive files, pix, videos & music via Bluetooth, handle with various setting dat I wld not b able to.
I could download from the [more than enough] available stuffs 4rm Cydia
I hardly have 2 use my home button

I can't really explain it all here cos u nid to feel d phone to understand wat I mean, I noticed u own an iPhone also and u ar funding it hard to turn it into a beast, my advice ; jailbreak it and contact me so u could be given hint on how to unlock it's true nature



I love android but dat tin called iPhone is jst somtin else
PhonesRe: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by DAVE5(m): 10:58pm On Dec 05, 2014
Suntemi:
Best solution is to buy another original cable.
ok, du u have and how much can I get it?
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using? Pro's & Con's by DAVE5(m): 8:44pm On Dec 05, 2014
Am using an iPhone 5s, Sony Xperia Z, ipod touch 4th gen (the screen has shattered so i cant sell it) and nokia 201 (serves mainly as torchlite)

the iphone is just perfect for me

pros
looooove the fingerprint tingy
smooth and extremely fast (evin wit its 1 gig ram its 10 times faster than the xperia wit 2 gig ram)
best gaming mobile os and hardware
great camera (better than the xperia's camera)
great battery life

con
no nfc (btw i have never used the nfc on the xperia so datz no big deal if the iphone doesn't have nfc)
small screen (i love the screen the way it is; small wink)
16 gig embarassed (na me do myself sha)

jailbroken, iOS 7.1.2, 16gig, 1gig ram, 8mp camera
for those claiming iphone is hard to tweak, i have tweaked the life of the iphone crazily



xperia z pros

large screen 5" (i use it as a substitute for watchin movies wen my laptop don die angry phcn tinz)
great browsing experience
great battery life

cons

i could boil yam with the phone's temprature wen it wants to get hot
games laggggg
camera is not great

features: android 4.4.4, rooted, 16gig memory wit added 16gig mcard, 13mp camera


i was using an iphone 5s, ipod 4th gen and a nokia 201, wen i enta a bus i see niqqaz wit 1 biiiigggg screened techno and i got jealous so i got me a big screen too grin (not 2 big but ok)


abeg make una no mind my fingerprint all over the face of the phones in the forth pix

PhonesRe: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by DAVE5(m): 7:35pm On Dec 05, 2014
Suntemi:
Good point you raised, but seriously, I have thought of all you said but time is the major issue.

At a point, I created a blog; www.blog.suntemitech.com but creating time to write all those stuffs is the main issue. But since you've raised the issue again, I will think of doing something about it.
bro please i need your help ohh, i use a 5s with original cable, the cable has been workin perfectly for the past 6 months now, today the cable just stopped workin and its tellin me "this accessory is not certified and may not work reliably with this iphone", btw nothing happened to the cable at all, av cleaned it to the best i can, did some google research and watched some videos for any solution all to no avail, please wat could be the best solution ohh
CelebritiesRe: Aliko Dangote wins Forbes Africa's Person Of The Year 2014. by DAVE5(m): 7:04pm On Dec 05, 2014
Divineluv14:
OK
mbok wat is OK nah,
Jokes EtcRe: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by DAVE5(m): 6:55pm On Dec 05, 2014
Blackchampion:
Jii ndi muo #Lol
.
ETT
odikwa egwu ohh
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by DAVE5(m): 9:44pm On Dec 04, 2014
100Cents:
After elections ?
yes offcourse, jst dey patient abeg, but if u buy data for me I fit upload am b4 den sha
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by DAVE5(m): 9:00pm On Dec 04, 2014
100Cents:
Can I see more ?
ok, i go upload am ending of next year cos i no get mb for my system again
EducationRe: 40 Incorrectly Used Words That Can Make You Look Dumb by DAVE5(m): 8:00pm On Dec 04, 2014
holatin:
i dnt like u much so leave me alone
sorry ohh, i wasn't expecting u 2 like me niqqa undecided

wharefer jare
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by DAVE5(m): 7:41pm On Dec 04, 2014
harrysterol:
picture of the cleavage or I don't believe it undecided him dy 15century cheesy beside let me see how decent u r shocked. Or I dunbilivit undecided
hope u'd blive


100Cents:
What is cleavages ?
a picture should offer full explanation grin

EducationRe: 40 Incorrectly Used Words That Can Make You Look Dumb by DAVE5(m): 6:53pm On Dec 04, 2014
holatin:
obasanjo tajudeen not olusegun obasanjo
hmmnn...no wonder
EducationRe: 40 Incorrectly Used Words That Can Make You Look Dumb by DAVE5(m): 6:04pm On Dec 04, 2014
holatin:
what do u expect from someone obasanjo fathered
u get mouth grin



























but shei u know u can lie sha, obj fathered you
EducationRe: 40 Incorrectly Used Words That Can Make You Look Dumb by DAVE5(m): 5:40pm On Dec 04, 2014
holatin:
kk
No wonder I woo pastor oyedepo daughter and she said No.

So na because of my Engrish huh
must u be on first page of every thread i visit, mtttteeeeewwww



are u a wizard, how do you do it sef grin angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by DAVE5(m): 5:06pm On Dec 04, 2014
holatin:
Marketing strategies
please what are they marketing undecided


abi married women sef dey market ni...
CelebritiesRe: American Celebrities Who Traced Their African Roots by DAVE5(m): 4:46pm On Dec 04, 2014
so how does dis affect the current nigerian situation nah...




after reading the topic, i realized exchange rate for dollar was still the same angry angry



edited*
even if i no make ftc, i still be king of 4th page

*dancing skelewu, runs out of thread to church for thankgivings, i go soon be ftc(one day)... grin

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