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rokiatu: No price tag.

Therefore u'r priceless (= cheap)

Wtf ll cool j ain't on d list?

I love dat list, but Eminem should go down a lil to maybe no. 3 or 4 while Tupac stays on 1
Dis is in fact d most concise list of all tym

How does ur write up better our lives on nairaland now

Mc Lyte-keep on keeping on
Itz a fucckin classic

1200 per month for 1 gb on airtel for ma crapdroid fone (how much i dislike android fones)

I am a victim of being good, i get exploited every now n den n it pains me so badly but i kent do notin cos its ma nature, i fill d op's painz, sorry bro

Plz guys how much can i unlock an iphone 4

We mite say some ppl r rather gullible but remember u only got 1 live so b careful wit it cos there ain't no second chances, so u cld do ursef a simple favor n reject d call....
Simple

joanana: I will never buy the stwepid i - rubbish, not in a million years!!!Android for life They can sue Sammy but they cant stop them!!! Sammy will always be ahead.

O girl nah long tin u dey talk, ppl shout android for ma ear sote I sell ma iphone go buy d mumu android n now I dey vex 4 masef eryday now, I kant wait to buy back ma lovely iphone back

abeg shei dis op sef wan burst my ribs,, ,,,,, looooool

I think the op has read too many love/romantic/fantasy novels, d truth is dose books dont apply in real life situations dude
dis is d real world

this man suppose ents Guinness book of record; first man to bite a snake to death
but seriously dat man na case

@all i've actually had a personal experience wit dis voodoo thingy, I was told to spit on my palm,close it and voila it appeared at d back of ma palm...
wat I'm trynna say is most of d things d op asked abt are possible if u dont hav God on ur side

ingenious

[quote author=pearl~hapi]I love my dad more cos am he's carbon copy in many areaz and in him I found a mom•MY DAD ROCKZ[/quote]i'm guessing u r d first child, rite?

pman ofcuz

it wont be ma choice to make, its gonna be his( d child)

ifihearam: I was in a place with this woman who has four lovely daughters from our conversation I observed she wasn't done with birthing,so I asked if she was still ready for yet another child her response was rather astonishing "if I nor born boy pikin dem fit drive me comot for my husband house ooo"curiousity and shock seized my tongue for a couple of seconds.
We discussed further and other women there shared their experiences in the hands of nigerian men. Although I am not oblivious of the importance of male children but should it get this far such that a man gets another wife simply because his beloved wife did not bear him a male child hence I want to know your take in this very very sensitive and serious issue on ground.

To the guys in the house,would you get a second wife if your wife doesn't bear you a male child?

one reason we r special is cos no matter how rich, successful or outstanding u women r, a man would still take charge of u, pay ur bride price n b ur master forever till death do u path

u go sell ohh

Euroclydon: Am sure u ain't aware that u are not suppose to buy fuel wit keg? Where u from? U are lucky they even sold to you. Most standard filling stations won't sell to you in keg. Be informed.

I guess if I want to fill up ma generator I'll have to carry it to d fuel station

st. Joseph Catholic Church, Gowon Estate..

born a catholic
still a catholic
pray I remain 1 till I assend to d heavenly abode

buhahaha I wan laff ma intestine comot sha. tanx poster

I only receive lil pecks on d cheeks, but I once kissed in public, I mite even faint on ma wedding day if I would be forced to kiss her publicly cos av bcom more shy as d days count on me

omg... dat man nah alakoba ohh
c furk up sha

dis is overkillin

nah where pesin dey work him go chop

jeez... dat dude jst dissed he teacher...
nice joke
aye

he should hav left d industry eversince. is he still relevant sef

used only wen i traveled to d village. it has a funny look though

Adanyebe: MY INBOX

Your account has been credited with N3.5M from....(GTBank)
Reminder of apointment wid 2BABA....(Hyper Tech)
Can we hang out tonight at EKO SUITE (My GUYZ)
Thanks for the Lamborghini.... (Junior bro)
WAs that you I saw On TV..... (babe)
Pls send Me Credit.....( my hater's)
Why din't you pick my call..(GEJ)

AND SO ON AND SO BLA BLA BLA!!!!!>>>>>

I feel you jare. nice attitude

is Nokia protesting for our health sake or their pocket?