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CelebritiesRe: Oge Obidiebube Who Called Out Kiki Mordi Talks About Commiting Suicide by DAVE5(m): 9:00am On Dec 14, 2020
victons:
Don't judge a pain you've not been through.
You have no idea the pain others too are going through
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Accused Of Pulling Gun On Party Attendees, He Replies, Admits To It by DAVE5(m): 8:57am On Dec 14, 2020
Raysleek:
If you go yankee, you go get mind park anyhow? Parking indiscriminately is breaking the law, its more than a mere genuine concern.
You block person street causing people hardship and traffic to the express and when you are told, you ask the complainant to lower his voice before talking to you. A person that breaks the law is the real thug. Go and try such nonsense in Yankee whether police no go deport you.
Next time when danfo block you for road to pick him passenger, pull out a gun


Seun kuti is now a law enforcement agent
Car TalkRe: On The Eight Day, God Made The V8: My Journey To 400 HP by DAVE5(m): 2:52pm On Dec 13, 2020
sultaan:
If that is what you call your Corolla because you paid Mercedes price for it

PoliticsRe: Buhari Lacks Leadership Capacity, Has Failed Woefully – Onovo by DAVE5(m): 10:07am On Dec 13, 2020
sojfarm:
He knows.

His children and wife have also told him tooo

But he does not know how to sign out from the presidency. He really needs help to leave so that he can enjoy the rest of his life. What pitty
Enjoy the rest of his life?

I don’t wish him good ohh
Car TalkRe: On The Eight Day, God Made The V8: My Journey To 400 HP by DAVE5(m): 10:06pm On Dec 12, 2020
kingreign:
Thank you for saying the truth.
Most of us feel our cars are fast because 99.9% (pun intended) of the cars on Nigerian roads are “that overpriced car with keke engine they use for Uber”(pun intended again)
Car TalkRe: On The Eight Day, God Made The V8: My Journey To 400 HP by DAVE5(m): 9:57pm On Dec 12, 2020
HeavenlyBang:
Lmao, that's hella funny. grin
Lol
Car TalkRe: On The Eight Day, God Made The V8: My Journey To 400 HP by DAVE5(m): 9:36pm On Dec 12, 2020
HeavenlyBang:
Which truth. He just doesn't know what he's saying.


Every single car made by Mercedes-Benz -- God Bless Karl Benz's glorious soul -- is the fastest car ever made. The C300 is much quicker than your shitbox Nissan GTR.
Boss, I’m speed thirsty most times and the benz feels slow
(I just ask it most times: is that all you could offer, what if someone with a larger engine comes by, this is how you’d disgrace me)

though I pull away faster than most cars (cos they are actually smaller engines) but I feel that lag wishing I was a bit faster, well i could blame it on what my cash could afford me at the time, I’m sure ur G35 would thrash me on a normal day without stress

Congrats on ur whip though, hope to have more disposable cash and level up to a v8 baby

I was beaten blue lack one day by a 350z convertible

Saw the guy and a gal by his side, she was feeling fly probably cos of the convertible and stuff, I felt well, here’s someone I might pull a stunt on, I pushed, he pushed, a frown blew past my face, my guy was gone (back then it was a different car though)

Used to be a very competitive driver b4 but now I prefer to be a lone ranger when driving, when someone else is pushing his whip just as hard as me, I just slow down and let them go then continue my madness alone cos I now have a descendant at home that’s waiting for daddy
Car TalkRe: On The Eight Day, God Made The V8: My Journey To 400 HP by DAVE5(m):
Babadee1900:
Probably yours is in limp mode. C300 ain’t slow!
Probably you don’t drive fast

My baby benz is in perfect condition

I take VERY GOOD care of my cars and I don’t spare cash when doing so
Car TalkRe: On The Eight Day, God Made The V8: My Journey To 400 HP by DAVE5(m): 6:39pm On Dec 12, 2020
selfmadeOLX:
That’s how I went to chase 08 C300 oo
The acceleration is mad. I was doing catch up in my Evil Spirit. Not so evil after all angry

No more i4 in my life again Amin grin
I drive an 08 c300, I would tell u one thing with tears in my eyes, the fvcking car is fvcking slow

I dey match throttle gan 4 ajah axis

God go bless our hustle sha, I go join the v8 “power rangers” crew sooner than expected

Mo power baby
Mo power
CrimeRe: How Gtbank Staff, CBN Official Burnt Bullion Van, ‘stole N70m’ In Kano by DAVE5(m): 8:29am On Dec 12, 2020
Sonnobax15:
Imagine say if to say na dis kind person nai Dem mistakenly make governor of CBNhuh
There’s 99% chance either of them can still become cbn governor

Police collect 1.5 milli, so them sef don chop and they would protect these guys knowing say dem sef go clean mouth

With this feat, they’re more likely to become bigger tomorrow than one who has a clean record

This is Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo's daughter, Priscilla, Buys Herself A Mercedes Benz (Pix) by DAVE5(m): 8:10am On Dec 12, 2020
mynaijadj:
Must it be from selling her body? Is it cos she is 20? Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
Please which work or business is she into, I want to join, that’s if it’s legal ohh

Who no wan buy benz at 20?
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo's daughter, Priscilla, Buys Herself A Mercedes Benz (Pix) by DAVE5(m): 8:07am On Dec 12, 2020
Cutealexio:
I thought you're a lady....When a man purchases a new car(hardwork) but for Women they start accusing them of prostitution. If you are chanced to travel out of Nigeria you'll stop attaching importance to vehicles.
When a guy with no verifiable means of earnings buys a car, eyebrows would raise

If ur padi wey dey dey earn 30k salary buy 2015 benz, u no go ask question?

Even abroad, they add more importance to vehicles more than we do
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo's daughter, Priscilla, Buys Herself A Mercedes Benz (Pix) by DAVE5(m): 8:02am On Dec 12, 2020
tyup:
shocked

Well in my own opinion, Atleast she for remove the plate number to ease the tension of Fearly used car remarks
U sef see the number abi

They stylishly use light block am but we see am

Nah ft end am, so nah mid last year dem register am

What do I know, it’s brand new sha
PoliticsRe: Reps To Increase Supreme Court Justices From 21 To 41 by DAVE5(m): 9:30am On Dec 10, 2020
FarahAideed:
And who is going to fund them ?it takes averagely 1.5 billion naira to fund one supreme court judge in a year
1.5billi to fund one judge, you’re kidding right?

Either ways, nah more draining of our financial resources
Car TalkRe: Check Engine Light And How Do I Resolve? by DAVE5(m): 9:54pm On Dec 09, 2020
AMvanquish:
He can wipe the errors away but it will be back before the week runs out. You still need to visit a good mechanic.
Wiping error messages is one of the greatest car mistake I hate, you’d just be compounding your car's problem cos you’re only hiding the message from yourself while the problem stays and affects other components
PhonesRe: What Happened To These Popular Phone Brands? by DAVE5(m): 9:51pm On Dec 09, 2020
NewBeijing:
Those phones are actually far beyond your regular infinix and Tecno. The costs are high and the functions are worth it. You should see a picture taken with a Sony Ericson phone
Sony Xperia 5 II
Then you'll know what a camera is
I’ve come to accept the fact that all the gimmicks a phone offers are only head turning on the first few days of usage, after that you go back to basic use and forget the gimmicks i.e. camera quality, edge, stylus, wallpaper, ringtone

My point: in the end, all Android smartphones turn out to be the same except performance creeps in like lagging, ALL iPhones too are the same

So I just buy whatever my money can afford
PhonesRe: What Happened To These Popular Phone Brands? by DAVE5(m): 9:45pm On Dec 09, 2020
juniorstar:
Sony phones are dope.
Until “sudden death” hits the phone

About 2 of my Sony phone became totally useless and that was end of Sony for me

Even my note 8 went off one day, found a repairer, he said nothing could be done about it, i jejely ported to cheapest oppo then to a more expensive oppo, I think I’ve ported out of Samsung too
FamilyRe: Mention Myth Your Parents Made You Believe As Achild by DAVE5(m): 5:35pm On Dec 09, 2020
AuthegaPRIMUS:
blessed are those who believe but have not seen.
You don dey whine me be that
AutosRe: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅clean Upgraded tokz 2018 Lexus Es350 Full Option....price 7.8m by DAVE5(m): 1:03pm On Dec 09, 2020
Fear god ohh
SportsRe: Juventus Troll Barcelona Over GOAT Tweet by DAVE5(m): 10:26am On Dec 09, 2020
viver1:
One goat is so good at revenge.
Revenge is best served chilled
FamilyRe: Mention Myth Your Parents Made You Believe As Achild by DAVE5(m): 9:18am On Dec 09, 2020
AuthegaPRIMUS:
It's a state of constant consciousness.., where do you go when you sleep,?
State of constant consciousness?
Based on assumptions?
Have you died before?

Sleep sometimes is void, I just sleep and wake, sometimes I dream, sometimes pleasing to me or not pleasing, but you mostly can’t control what happens when you dream
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Where Do You Work And What's Your Position? by DAVE5(m): 7:39pm On Dec 08, 2020
olril17:
the profession is tough for new wigs bro..
your lawyer must be a senior.
E be like say nah senior man true true, ac for the guy office nearly freeze my spirit

Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Where Do You Work And What's Your Position? by DAVE5(m): 6:26pm On Dec 08, 2020
chubinwa:
I am a filed officer in a micro finance bank. job too stressful
Filed officer kwa

Biko, who is a filed officer ohh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Where Do You Work And What's Your Position? by DAVE5(m): 6:25pm On Dec 08, 2020
olril17:
tailor. .my own boss,
dumped the overated legal profession
Overrated ke, spoke with my lawyer to help me process deed of assignment for a property and the legal fees gan is not here ohh

On top property wey I take my own money buy nah him another man wan cash out
FamilyRe: Mention Myth Your Parents Made You Believe As Achild by DAVE5(m): 6:22pm On Dec 08, 2020
Handywork:
that when you die your spirit will continue roaming
In reality no one knows what happens when one dies

Only the dead knows
TravelRe: Fehintoluwa Okegbenle Rides Bike From Lagos To Onitsha And Back Within A Day by DAVE5(m): 11:47am On Dec 08, 2020
Juliusmalema:
She is been paid for it
Turn the plantain wey u dey fry, e don dey burn
PoliticsRe: CBN Denies Freezing EndSARS Promoters’ Accounts by DAVE5(m): 9:21am On Dec 05, 2020
chiiraq802:
Wetin do you huh Who press your reset factory huh
They hacked her account ohh, we can guess what she could have posted

Maybe something like, the protesters needs to face panel for their acts of terrorism, government should imprison all of them and stuff like that
PoliticsRe: CBN Denies Freezing EndSARS Promoters’ Accounts by DAVE5(m): 9:19am On Dec 05, 2020
Yenefer:
coolis not hacked I'm just tired
Tired of?

E sure me say u no be Nigerian, if at all you be Nigerian, you or any of your parents must be very very stinkingly rich politician

God bless you and your parents in the wealth you have, may that your wealth continue to abound with you
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Resign Now - Northern Elders Forum Tells Buhari by DAVE5(m): 9:06am On Dec 05, 2020
Web2020:
May God Almighty rule your life the way Buhari is ruling Nigeria. Say Amen loud
E be like say U no understand him statement ohh

I guess u should know he was being sarcastic and pulling the legs of people who support the useless bubu administration as if their lives depends on it
PoliticsRe: Buratai: Terrorism May Persist For Another 20 Years In Nigeria by DAVE5(m): 10:11am On Dec 04, 2020
loveth360:
Simple because every northerner is a potential boko haram.

Every northerner supports boko haram directly or indirectly.
Very true
PoliticsRe: Buratai: Terrorism May Persist For Another 20 Years In Nigeria by DAVE5(m): 10:10am On Dec 04, 2020
9japride:
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I can't believe this is coming from you or is your account being hacked? You accused him and same way you make insensitive post here just because you support APC. Humans are really a funny set of beings.
The thing surprise you abi, when I saw the post I know it’s just for clout or probably account hacked
EducationRe: My "Couple's Life" Experience In Higher Institution by DAVE5(m): 11:39am On Dec 03, 2020
codedphyness:
senior man I troway cap 4 u ooh
baba thanks
Boss lee dat thing ojere

My belle just sweet me yesternite as I see the score

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