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Politics › Re: FG Awaits $5.3 Billion Chinese Loan For Ibadan-kano Rail Line by DAVE5(m): 1:33am On Jan 10, 2021

obembet:
When sowore protest, una dey insult him.. una eyes go open Las las

We go outside go protest, them carry gun come meet us for street, then still send agbero to scatter every every, no be everybody get mind face gun, as we run that day, e mean say we go dey alive to fight another day

Car Talk › Re: 5 Richest Kids In Africa And Their Cars by DAVE5(m): 8:54am On Jan 09, 2021

Change your dealer

Crime › Re: Moment A Yahoo Boy Broke Character While Trying To Defraud A Nigerian Lady by DAVE5(m): 1:29pm On Jan 08, 2021

This one nah clout recording nah

Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West To Divorce As Kim Drops $1.3M Ring by DAVE5(m): 8:56am On Jan 06, 2021

xProfx:
Well, it's a miracle their relationship lasted this long, honestly! Nobody can cope with the Kardashians and their abnormal lifestyle.

Their father is now a transgender woman, the ladies live their lives on camera 24/7, their mother is a cougar, Kylie is also a baby mama, not married, Kanye too has bipolar disorder...

It's just a whole bunch on crappy lifestyle.

Some people’s role model; nah hin you just gather them up and diss

Well, they could never have been my role model in this lifetime or the next but u gate to see all this divorce things, life isn’t so hard ohh, we make it hard for ourselves

Romance › Re: "I Can't Settle For Less. If You Don't Have Money Back Off" - Nigerian Woman by DAVE5(m): 8:21am On Jan 05, 2021

wakaman:
Your biscuit and sweet go soon finish, then you go dey give credit

Hmmnn, sense no go kill you

Health › Re: How Tramadol Destroyed My Life by DAVE5(m): 5:36pm On Jan 02, 2021

successtutor:
Can't trust your words cos of your last statement . " especially cheap ones"

He meant peeps could do expensive ones

That last statement is a sell out

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Celebrities › Re: Abby Zeus Is Pregnant; Shares Video Of Her Baby Bump by DAVE5(m): 12:10pm On Jan 02, 2021

TheRedpillguy:
True!
Enjoy the rest of your life.

Tell her men age with grace, we’re like fine wine, we taste better with age

Ned nwoko at 700 years would marry another 18 year old Regina Daniel

@sepetonri

Family › Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by DAVE5(m): 10:57am On Jan 02, 2021

AltCtrlDel:
Alot of men are interested in this. I hope it's affordable. Last time I checked it cost about N350,000 per person

Celebrities › Re: Abby Zeus Is Pregnant; Shares Video Of Her Baby Bump by DAVE5(m): 10:49am On Jan 02, 2021

Sepetonri:
At least it is not your own. You impotent mofo.

Lol, u wey ur womb go don catch fire after multiple commoting things, I pray it can hold a child

I know a lot of bad children that use ur type as sex slaves

Celebrities › Re: Abby Zeus Is Pregnant; Shares Video Of Her Baby Bump by DAVE5(m): 10:26am On Jan 02, 2021

Sepetonri:
Hey! Shey you loss ni? Abi your GPS no dey work? Abeg, swerve make I see road.

Lol, nah google map lead me come ur way

Sad part be say nah preek go still impregnate u

Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie: I Stopped Attending Catholic Churches In Nigeria Because ... by DAVE5(m): 10:24am On Jan 02, 2021

ikorodureporta:
Then you go home after communion... because the rest time na for ceremonies

Catholic spotted, I might be wrong

Celebrities › Re: Abby Zeus Is Pregnant; Shares Video Of Her Baby Bump by DAVE5(m): 10:18am On Jan 02, 2021

Sepetonri:
Share it girl. Make they go nack their heads for wall. Evil men.

Evil men? Lol

I heard a woman impregnated her

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by DAVE5(m): 7:47am On Jan 02, 2021

weyreypey:
9 years later... Mobil 1 is now 35k per keg...

Life and times of being a Nigerian

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Health › Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by DAVE5(m): 7:43am On Jan 02, 2021

JovialJune:
Lol when I saw her comment I cannot but laugh,

Tissue cannot clean the butt as thoroughly as water, then wash the both hands with soap after.

How many people wash their hands with soap and water after using water?

Please don’t lie to yourself ohh, most people that use water just rinse with water, put their underwear back on and move

Emphasis on MOST

Autos › Re: The "Craze" For Benz Is Gradually Fading, Lexus Is Taking Over by DAVE5(m): 1:40pm On Jan 01, 2021

[quote author=Bobxin post=97502252][/quote]It raised 2 million dollars doesn’t mean it would be sold at 2 million dollars in every dealership sir

Know the difference?

The third picture is the real sales value of the said car that raised 2 million dollars

Business › Re: How Much Cash Entered The New Year With You? by DAVE5(m): 9:37am On Jan 01, 2021

faceland:
We didn't borrow money and certainly we didn't use the borrowed money. It is in Buhari's offshore account accumulating interest too.

This comment should be printed in colored copies and posted on the entrance and exit of all streets, banks, offices

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Autos › Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅clean Tokunbo 07/08 B M W 3 Series ,tomatoe Red...price 3.5m by DAVE5(m): 1:51pm On Dec 30, 2020

bishopkay:
I'm very serious. He knows I'm telling the truth Bro. If I no dey talk truth e for don attack me.

Car broker Wan chop profit pass owner of car sef. Na greedy brokers dey make most deals cast or prolong na now I confirm am

Wow, nah we human beings dey do ourselves ohh

I gave my car to someone once at a ridiculously low amount, las las I collect am sell am myself, he’ll probably have added so much money on it that people didn’t bother to check back

Oja ti bursx niyen

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Autos › Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅clean Tokunbo 07/08 B M W 3 Series ,tomatoe Red...price 3.5m by DAVE5(m): 7:42am On Dec 30, 2020

bishopkay:
My guy, I no wish you bad o but no carry this kind dubious attitude enter next year.

This car is a 2006 BMW 3 series and the owner of this car is asking 2.2 million naira for it. You grabbed pictures, came on nairaland and slammed 3.5 million naira on it! You no dey fear God? How much for 09 C300? Or you think people don't do feasibility studies on price ranges before they buy cars?
Likewise, I saw an ad of yours yesterday, a 2013 RR Phantom and you were asking for ₦130M. How much for 2020 G63?

Man must wack but this your style no follow bros. You will only make people see the autos section of nairaland as a high priced market for cars they can get cheaper out there and sellers here will lose patronage: do better my guy! Peace!

Wow

Owner is asking for 2.2!!!!

Abeg u serious make peeps no go slam seller on top wetin dem no know ohh

Car Talk › Re: Acura ZDX, Honda Crosstour And The BMW X5 by DAVE5(m): 7:35am On Dec 30, 2020

GhostWisperer:
car no be car, Oga. Until you drive them on the highway.

Buy wetin u like, when u reach highway u go still like am

One man’s meat; another man’s poison

If u dash me any SUV/CUV, no matter how expensive or fine or classy with exception to Porsche macan, rolls Royce cullinan and gle63 coupe, I’d sell it and buy a fine looking sedan with classy interior and madt power

Autos › Re: The "Craze" For Benz Is Gradually Fading, Lexus Is Taking Over by DAVE5(m): 10:51pm On Dec 29, 2020

iLearner:
Lmao
What lexus would you choose over any of these luxuries?

U raised the bar too high nah

That’s cheating joor

Autos › Re: The "Craze" For Benz Is Gradually Fading, Lexus Is Taking Over by DAVE5(m): 10:49pm On Dec 29, 2020

NewDelhi:
@ acri honestly instill don't know what's luxury about Benz. Maybe you don't know the meaning of luxury. That's how one was comparing Benz to Audi lol as if Audi na Benz mate.

I hope you know ur write up is subjective, for interior I give it to audis but interior is not all there is to a car sir

in general, more people would pick a benz over an Audi

Autos › Re: The "Craze" For Benz Is Gradually Fading, Lexus Is Taking Over by DAVE5(m): 10:45pm On Dec 29, 2020

inze:
Wahala be like bicycle

Better bicycle

The op is just sleep typing

I hate the benz hype, but I ended up in one, first car was a lexy then switched to benz for testing purposes and it’s been really cool, feels more solid

I gat madt love for Lexus IS though

Autos › Re: The "Craze" For Benz Is Gradually Fading, Lexus Is Taking Over by DAVE5(m): 10:37pm On Dec 29, 2020

NihiIist:
Moreover most of these foreign manufacturers know alot of Nigerians love luxury but can't afford it. They know Nigerians love premium luxury but they don't have the money so what they do is give you something a little close to luxury. That's the case with Benz, it's an economy class luxury.

And you somehow think Nigeria is one of the target markets

Nobody cares about what Nigerian auto owners wants sir

Take that to the bank

Car Talk › Re: Acura ZDX, Honda Crosstour And The BMW X5 by DAVE5(m): 10:29pm On Dec 29, 2020

ednut1:
make baba enjoy hin retirement lol. Make he no go dey find spare parts. Toyota is bae abeg

Lol

I actually meant to write bland cars

Toyota is known worldover for being bland in their designs, I can’t put my money on a bland car

Car Talk › Re: Acura ZDX, Honda Crosstour And The BMW X5 by DAVE5(m): 10:22pm On Dec 29, 2020

GhostWisperer:
na God go punish any blogger or op when put BMW and Honda in one sentence of comparison.

Oga all is hype joor, car nah car

Buy wetin u like

Car Talk › Re: Acura ZDX, Honda Crosstour And The BMW X5 by DAVE5(m): 10:20pm On Dec 29, 2020*

ednut1:
Get him Toyota Rav 4. Ask your self how many crosstour still dey roads for 9ja. E get why

Olodo, u no dey 9ja

Rav4 4 what, stop buying or looking at bland cars, buy a good car and it would serve u well

Celebrities › Re: Crazeclown Teaches His Pregnant Wife, Jojo, Legwork (Video) by DAVE5(m): 9:46pm On Dec 25, 2020

Sofistcatdmoron:
So this gentle looking girl dey Bleep too?
Kai

They be looking innocent till you want to do the do

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Celebrities › Re: Crazeclown Teaches His Pregnant Wife, Jojo, Legwork (Video) by DAVE5(m): 9:43pm On Dec 25, 2020

Sirmuel1:
Ask yourself, will your kid be proud of this when they are 15yrs and above? I'm sorry but exposing your belly looks disgusting to me

The things prople do to be socially accepted

Health › Re: 17-year-old Boy Dies In Ondo After Smoking ‘colorado’ by DAVE5(m): 8:14pm On Dec 23, 2020

ednut1:
Zero sympathy. Many are destined to be useless

Heartless bitch like you

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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Offers Garba Shehu N7.8m To Sleep In Borno For A Night. He Reacts by DAVE5(m): 8:09pm On Dec 23, 2020

Shellsploit:
Uwa nmebi

Mbanu, Nigeria gan gan mebi

Lol, my mama born me well

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Fashion › Re: Why Is Bone Straight Trending In Nigeria? by DAVE5(m): 7:56pm On Dec 23, 2020

Nazgul:
The crazy thing about this hair madness is that we guys don't even know the difference.

You wear Brazilian hair, bone straight hair, human hair...etc. and you're not attractive, a guy would still walk to the more attractive girl wearing xpressions of less than #1,500 to ask out.

Ladies stop killing yourselves over nothing we guys don't know the difference, na face and body structure we de look not hair.

You sef even know say something like expression dey and even the price, you don try be that nah, I no get idea about anything concerning women hair till maybe my daughter starts doing those things

Celebrities › Re: Seun Kuti Arrested Over Shooting Incidence On His Street And Released by DAVE5(m): 10:02am On Dec 23, 2020

jericco1:
I like Seun Kuti because he is generous and all but most at times dude acts without thinking.
He thinks the world is under his feet because of the legacy of his father.

We know fela kuti (prolific musician, master of his art, activist), we know Ransome-Kuti : first woman to drive car in Nigeria

Who is seun kuti?

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