₦airaland Forum

slyfoxxjoe:
You’re just a hornyy bastard and probably haven't had sex in a while so it’s preoccupying your mind hence the wet dreams.

It’s natural, don’t listen to all the spiritual nonsense most Nigerians will tell you. I sometimes wake up to find myself physically humping my pillow too.

Don’t mind Nairaland over-Christian crew, to them they’re even holier than Jesus gan

Make guy man go knack better knacks clear the konji, then keep a clean slate of mind and stop imagining sex whenever he see women

TPound:
The way Nigerians stereotype toks cars surprises and shocks me.

You think if you buys a toks,it will serve you like brand new?
Bruh...
Some toks are worst nightmares than some Nigerian used

Given the op’s budget, toks is the way to go, 1.5 won’t find any brand new car anywhere on planet earth, generally toks are better than Nigerian used cars from my experience except you buy faulty, damaged, accidented or flood toks

sandra2020:
Please I'm in a dilemma, trying to get my first car and dont know which to go for I'm looking for something with low maintenance and minimal issues so far I've seen avalon 2008,highlander,infinix 06, toyota spider 08 all nigerian used and honda Civic tokunbo they all dont have issues at the moment according to my mechanic but finding it hard to decide based on the fact I havent used a car before and i dont know the issues I could be dealing with later,thank you

Left to me ehn, buy the tokunbo civic, Nigerian used cars are mostly in bad shape cos most of us no get better maintenance culture especially when they now want to sell, we would use the life out of the car and expect to sell at tokunbo price

Buy tokunbo, buy peace of mind

NB: buying toks no mean say e no go get wahala, but trust me, if there would be any it would be minimal in most cases given you thoroughly inspect the car before purchase and do that Vin verification thingy to know it’s maintenance history from wherever it came from


But if u decide to buy 9ja used, go for the simplest cars that can tolerate abuse well, that would be toyota

Cubana04:
Two incompetent people. It was Mr Buhari that rescued them, he made the call

Miyetti allah crew also said same nah

Tonymegabush1:
Am more interested in the book beside the money....

Exactly what my eyes was gazing at, I was expecting him to put a clearer pix of the book itself

thundafire:
u are wrong but he got his wealth through allocation of oil well to him through paddy paddy means.

Which is still embezzlement of public property nah abi

Or are we missing something here?

Aonkuuse:
Chai is this hunger in the land or gluttony

A lil bit of both

Fvckhypocrite:
activeness

Lol

Maybe him go rejuvenate

mytime24:
If d guy sharp
Him for seize power

Overtaking is allowed

Them go cut him prick give an to chop make him do fem

Omihanifa:
They are using their oil money to do wonders unlike Nigeria that is squandering her own

Abeg ohh, nah only a small number of human beings dey squander Nigerian oil money, this one wey u talk so, e con be like say nah all of us follow dey chop inside
I no chop inside ohh abeg

leisuretym:
Good! This is better that some state where all they celebrate is rescue of book harram bandits victims, to them ..that's development

This is Nigeria, if you wake up for morning go out, enter house without any wahala, nah celebration suppose follow

This is Nigeria

RedPanthar:
Yes. It's not our job to domineer or dominate or determine people's destinies. That's not what redpill is about. Redpill is emotional control and mastery not woman-hating


If you withold what you can do, you're automatically playing God... And practising witchraft.


Let them be. Let them fly. Even if you'll get nothing in return. Even if there are no advantages per se you wish to exact. You just never may know what would come out of it down the line.


I've been of assistance to many male friends who are abroad and more successful, I don't feel entitled to their success so I don't feel bad in anyway.

I like your maturity, couldn’t have been said better

This rape scam burst before it started

Eiya, I feel the girl’s pain and the bros still dey talk say her toto sweet

sanity12:
Guys go to instablog now, the accused niggar had interview with Ubi Franklyn with evidence...the girl na Olosho sha

Abeg share the link, I don check and I no see am

No pun intended ohh abeg

Samietbig:
Which award dem give this guy like this.

Almanjiri of the year

Moniq007:
Buhari is overdue for impeachment

Who go impeach the vegetable, shei nah all the àss lickers wey we put for senate?

We’re in for a very long thing

Fvckhypocrite:
After round one original panadol extra otugbede





B4 those urgent 2k go dey feel entitled na woman no be gf the guy dey talk

Mothers-wife

Gf is not among so better go and be roasting corn 4 under bridge than to be depending on one man money or to take of u


In other news nl mod banned righteousness89 till 2030 that's ten years
But people who are openly promoting yahoo did nt get ban

#FREERIGHTEOUSNESS89

How you take know say them ban the guy

seanwilliam:
the ass makes sense sha

Then she went in for surgery to increase it

Greed

Jodha:
She already has a banging body....what does she need surgery for?...

Crazy things people do to appear picture perfect

At about 2:52 the madam Abike Dabiri herself posted on Twitter that the 333 captured boys” freedom had been secured while also giving credit to the Buhari led administration

Things soon turned catastrophic after some news outlets carried it as “authentic” news since its coming from Abike Dabiri herself but she was quick to deny the posts while also claiming she lost control of her Twitter and Instagram accounts but recovered them in minutes


https://twitter.com/abikedabiri/status/1339581170766385152?s=21


Your thoughts, way forward Nigerians

Nazgul:
Charge him with being a nuisance to public peace. He's bothering his wife. Opening a file of 5k in a police station will see them deal with him terribly.

And knowing our our police, they can even change the charge to rape, so as to get more bail funds from him. By the time he's done paying himself out from their net, even if the wife greets him, he won't respond.

When you live in glass house, learn not to throw stones

One day, person go open case file against you sef, drop 5k for police, them go change narrative for your head to rape

Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.

Very very ohh

longetivity:
And I used to think this ZULUM is different

The more you look the less you


For the record: all Nigerian politicians are one and the same, after their interests, anything aside that, they go leave you for express

Freestainworld:
When I was residing in UAE, I was paying 150k a month for just one room, just imagine how much I spend in a year, nothing is free anywhere.

How much were you earning?

hakeem4:
To be honest, I do not feel like relocating out of Nigeria. I don’t know the fuss Nigerians have with Canada sha

Quality of life

Isn’t that enough to make peeps run out of Nigeria

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, this is one of the reasons I think islamic marriage is better than Christianity. In Islam you are allowed to marry as many as you want which makes the importance attached to women drastically reduced. We Christians need to stage a protest against marrying one wife. Marrying one wife is parasitic while polygamy breeds competition among women with each and every wife trying to outdo each other in pleasing their husband. Majority of the stupid laws protecting women are from Christian countries, you can never find such in Muslim nations yet they have a more prosperous marriage than we Christians do

Stage a protest against who nah?

Who say make u no marry pass one wife

Raysleek:
They just want to ridicule seun cos he supported endsars. They want to turn him to public enemy.

I liked the idea of him giving a STAN to the endsars project, but after this gun demonstration, I don’t think there’s any hope in this Nigeria, people do shît only when it’s convenient for them and he has proven that, he was busy shouting thugs should make better decisions


We’re nothing but hypocrites in the hand of the creator

Raysleek:
When danfo block me and I'm trying to get him to move, he calls thugs to intimidate me and my physical strength no reach, I will pull a gun to defend myself .
Seun and the residents were trying to correct the defaulters, they ask him to lower his voice before talking to them. They called show organisers that left wherever they were stationed to intimidate innocent people (stuck in traffic and just want to go home ) with big chest and those their metal base ball bats and whips and you say make he no pull gun to defend himself. Party bouncers are now law enforcement agents Let's stop listening to only one sided stories.

Ok, i was not there, whichever way two wrongs has never ever made a right

tesppidd:
I still don't understand what is going on here.

That someone took her shine or her story; is that way she wants to kill herself??

Something is amiss here...


Am sure am naive but na so depression be?

I pray she survives; they they must take her to see a psychiatric doctor.

They didn’t take her shine, she chose to be anonymous and chose an alias, for which her alias was mentioned all the while, but she wanted more since the work has yielded better result than she expected

BRASH:
Where did she mention suicide?
Abi op don turn suicide detector by looking at people's faces? By the way, if that's what she wants to do, she is a fool. I repeat, she is a fool. Nonsense. Just because someone took her work without giving credit to her, that's enough reason to take her life? Idiot.

Sometimes you have to read between the lines

Someone shared that video on my timeline yesterday, I had never heard of the girl before then but on seeing the vid, I was able to deduce she wanted to do something drastic most likely suicide, I typed a message to discourage the act but one thing told me since I didn’t know what was up, I should kind my business

Turns out later, she was the same person who asked cyanide or ricin, while she still went ahead with her suicide but was saved