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BusinessRe: How To Identify A Very Profitable Business Idea - Nigeriaonlinebusiness by DAVE5(m): 7:45pm On Jun 27, 2018
chukycollections:
I make shirts and sell materials, call or whatsApp 08142337893 for more pictures if you are interested
Now this poster (you) deserve some ACCOLADE for his hustle not the useless op trying 2 sell us some ebook wen he himself has not applied any of the crap he wrote it his life
Car TalkRe: Jaguar Breaks Electric World Speed Record With This Battery-powered V20E Boat by DAVE5(m): 7:54am On Jun 21, 2018
God bless the white man... if u know u know
RomanceRe: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by DAVE5(m): 2:44am On Jun 19, 2018
Brownhypo:
Some ladies will be asking irrelevant questions like,
"will Nigeria buy Messi in our next Match"

come, take time o grin
They would go ahead to ask you, is 9ja the one wearing red and white or the green t-shirt...����


All nah skill to make u vex leave the tv
Technology MarketRe: Asus Strix GL502VT, Core i7 6th generation, 12gb ram ,1tb, GTX 970m,SOLD! SOLD! by DAVE5(m): 12:14am On Jun 10, 2018
fuckerstard:
Don't mind me o, i just got the MB pro back then and I was still getting used to the switch from Windows. I would have regretted swapping my MBP for the ASUS. I saw the asus review and nothing special about it per say.

I'll advise you to get the MBP, if you're planning to run heavy stuff like editing you should get the 15'' and 16GB RAM. Touch bar na effizi but useful sometimes.
Ohh, welcome 2 d mac side of life boss, since I got me a mac, I've never looked back, I was just wondering y u wld want 2 swap...ad 2 sell my air cos I needed money 2 invest in som stuff but I'm gathering money 2 buy me a mac back but I thought I should upgrade cos I've used 2 airs so far n d mbp touch bar seems like d perfect upgrade... Y i considered it at all is cos it's slim on d side plus dat touch bar thingy

Lookin 4ward 2 flexin it soon
Technology MarketRe: Asus Strix GL502VT, Core i7 6th generation, 12gb ram ,1tb, GTX 970m,SOLD! SOLD! by DAVE5(m): 10:14pm On Jun 09, 2018
fuckerstard:
Can I trade in MacBook Pro (13-inch, 2016, Four Thunderbolt 3 Ports) with Touch Bar for this ?
If I may ask, y r u willin 2 trade in ur mac for this... am asking cos I intend buyin a mac pro touch bar soon
CrimeRe: Lady Slaps Man On ATM Queue. He Walks Away by DAVE5(m): 9:02pm On May 23, 2018
donstan18:
Your papa toto dia grin
U bahd!!!


This ur comment nearly break my ribs


Wch 1 b ur papa toto again... is her a father a transgender ni


As I dey repeat ur statement 4 my head I dey relaff
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 3:51pm On May 21, 2018
banky3w:
Gazzuzz watching you from the sidelines grin grin grin
make i no catch u ohh... i'm serious here and you're doing rubbish


he has been of help in the past sha so i'm patiently waiting like eminem
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 3:34pm On May 21, 2018
krisrock:
grin grin grin grin grin. Bros dey para, village people have remember you grin grin
u no well ohh... keep flashin ur village pple, very soon they'll get free 10k recharge card and give you a very very long call...
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 3:06pm On May 21, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
parts for that particular model are very scarce, currently no support for this model at the moment.
oga what are you saying ohh... i need help nah abeg, any kind of help would be appreciated... pls
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 2:24pm On May 21, 2018
dru23:
Are u using the rite engine oil , the manufacture reccomdation? That is step one you need to answer
maybe i erred in that regard, i'll try to see which is the recommended oil by the manufacturer but for now i need to sort the car's problems then we could go on to the recommended oil...
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 2:15pm On May 21, 2018
@ gazzuzz, give me your phone number or shop address make i bring my car come ohh abeg.... i need the car in near-perfect or over-perfect state... i only get one car for now and money never dey to buy me a c300 as second car so abeg help me ohh

for now it's lexie is250 or there's a perfect mechanic i could meet in lagos to help my situation
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 2:07pm On May 21, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
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Oga Gazzuzz. its me and my Lexus IS250, the thing is giving me sleepless night or rather uncool daytime driving..


now my ac had issues, i changed every every that made it an ac, which includes, compressor, evaporator, condenser... costed me a leg and an arm... after that its been one issue or the other, some of the issues include


i hear a kak kak kak sound (like iron hitting each other maybe they're making out) coming from the front legs; my mec guy changed the bearing ;still same then another mec said it is the steering thats making the sound which is so not true cis i know what i hear and its not from the steering but he said i have to service the steering

the car kinda misfires (speeds up above my acceleration tap) although minimal which i presume is exhaust leakage..

it shows "oil maint reqd' , "check engine", "check system" on the dashboard


there a mark on the inside part of the front left tires which i think might be the tires touching the body when i turn fully (my mec said he might have to grind the caliper)

see the thing is i was wondering if i could bring the car to your workshop, my reason is i would like to turn the car to a brand new
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by DAVE5(m): 11:05am On May 19, 2018
igetjoyfromthis:
Did I lie? Are you not average looking? Dont deceive yourself. If they are counting pretty girls you will never be picked grin
U r very heartless, hope u know, picking on the small girl



Diaris God uuuooo
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by DAVE5(m): 10:59am On May 19, 2018
Mariinee:
I wonder why you think your opinion counts, dear. Please, I'm fasting and I'm trying to be nice. Stop bothering me, will you?
I think that dude dissing u was too harsh but u dint need 2 announce dat u r fastin nah...me sef 4 like diss u 4 dat statement but lemme leave a faster alone


When u give with ur right hand, ur left hand should not know, if u r a Christian u shld know d rest
CelebritiesRe: Skales Walks Out Of Victor Okpala, NET TV Interviewer by DAVE5(m): 11:14pm On May 15, 2018
hardayemmie:
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Bro try they speak logically pls ... Any Artiste wey don make several hits for naija is far from being upcoming. Receive sense
Basically musicians sing to get to the top in other words UP,


UP could replace TOP

so if he has bin singin 4 a while and hasn’t reached the top(obviously he’s not anywia nia the top) then we cld agree he is UPcoming


So the pesin u kwoted is teknikalli right


Lol
AutosRe: 2014-2016 BENTLEY Continental GT & Mulsanne.....2014-2016 RollsRoyce (4d Ceo's) by DAVE5(m): 6:48am On May 08, 2018
givan:
Oga, sorry for asking. Do you hope to sell these cars in Nigeria?
Did you actually mean what you wrote?

People use these cars in naija nah, y u wan dey fall my hand... pple wey buy am no get 2 heads ohh... hustle hard bro
Technology MarketRe: 2016/2017/2018 Apple Macbook Pro Touchbar, None Touch And Imacs Available by DAVE5(m): 8:22am On May 03, 2018
I don't seem to understand why you won't place the price here and want to give price to customer based on spec

Put up the specs of ur available stock and state the price here for fairness or do u hav any hidden agenda...

Was lookin for a pro touch bar... if I like ur price I contact u but if I don't I kick off to som1 else who can give me wat I want at the right price I can afford
PhonesRe: 10 Reasons Why Iphone Beats Android by DAVE5(m): 9:19am On Apr 21, 2018
Ahmedona:
Based on your second point, I can see you’ve not used an Apple device before. Just start with an iPod Touch. Apple has the best device for multitasking. I dunno about the rest tho.
Bros multiple windows and multitasking are 2 different things ohh...


I love apple device to the moon and back but truth is in the end... both android and iOS have their strengths and weaknesses


Be like me, use the best phones from each camp...

S8 and iPhone 7(but I don sell am now, gonna get iPhone x soon)
BusinessRe: Suntrust Bank Commissions Its First Off-site ATM by DAVE5(m): 8:55am On Apr 21, 2018
1stola:
You
What have you achieved in your life?
Does in anyone in your lineage and generation even have a tiny alajo bank huh
U dint have 2 b dis harsh... abi him thief ur girlfriend ni...


He's a lazy youth so no blame am
Car TalkRe: Renault’s EZ-GO Robot Taxi Is The Most Socially Responsible Concept In Geneva by DAVE5(m): 8:23am On Mar 09, 2018
Seen a lot of future cars.... but this is a no no jawe... wit seats like brt bus seats
Technology MarketRe: Naija For Show!! Check Out New Firewood Cooking Stove Invented In Nigeria (photo by DAVE5(m): 1:03pm On Mar 02, 2018
Donald3d:
I talk am.I am not hating , as I said , we can commend him for the hard work and time he put into it ...fine.But let's call a spade a spade
No mind me, that thing no be invention at all, I just dey whine you, wen whites dey do driverless cars , we dey here dey hail person wey redesign stove abi charcoal stove, who uses that shìt this days or even in recent years, I don forget the smell of kerosine sef
Technology MarketRe: Naija For Show!! Check Out New Firewood Cooking Stove Invented In Nigeria (photo by DAVE5(m): 9:07am On Mar 02, 2018
Donald3d:
Yes the person tried , but lets not keep wallowing in mediocrity.
Its not an efficient system at all
1.The funnel part is too high , he should have made it shorter , too much heat loss would take place, reducing efficiency.In other words food would take a longer time to cook and you would waste more wood.
2.The guaze shoud have more lines for proper balance,maybe two more.
3.In this time and age, firewood and coal should be discouraged, its not only bad for your health, its more expensive.ooo the black pots too.Gas is more efficient
4.This is not an invention , its just fabrication, and welding metals together, anybody....even you can do it
5.We need more stuffs on science and technology, not something cavemen have being building for centuries


He tried sha , make dem no say I be hater cool
Hater!!!
Car TalkRe: Customer Destroys His N61m Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG With A Golf Club by DAVE5(m): 7:14pm On Feb 08, 2018
Tapout:
the guy get strength sha..... what ever happened to gasoline and lighter sad

btw did he also come with a camera crew?? undecided or he's just pulling a stunt sad sad
That video is just a stunt jawe.....


You wan smash ur benz then u took camera guys and was even handed a golf stick by someone else In The background

The whites can do anything to gain popularity

Anything!!!!!!
Technology MarketRe: Zinox Group Acquires Konga Largest Ecommerce Site In Nigeria by DAVE5(m): 8:52pm On Feb 03, 2018
Must we go to ur blog/site
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo's Letter To Buhari: Twitter User Reacts With Football Terms by DAVE5(m): 5:21pm On Jan 23, 2018
Who any of them epp!!!!!!!!
PhonesRe: One Plus CEO; One Plus 6 To Arrive In June With Snapdragon 845 On Board by DAVE5(m): 8:06am On Jan 14, 2018
Same old same old....

Just a change of case and name and they bill us higher....


Una no go collect my money this time around
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 11:49am On Jan 07, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
information unavailable @. The moment
Pls my Lexus is250 is giving me an issue, my radio works fine, but anytime I accelerate or brake the volume of the car reduces by itself, once the car is in one place the volume doesn’t reduce at all, I don’t know if it’s the acceleration or braking that causes the volume to reduce but once I’m in motion wahala, it was working perfect until yesterday, I gave a mechanic to service and since yesterday it’s been this way


Pls any possible advice for quick fix
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 11:44am On Dec 30, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
your amplifier is available in the market. 15-50k, not sure of brand you use
Ok boss, thanks for the Info, I got a technician/electrician/radio fixer to help me check it out, checked and saw the amplifier was damaged, he got me one for 75k, based on ur price, the guy didn’t agree even 65, I had no choice than to just pay cos I cld not find it any where else, maybe he cheated me or maybe he didn’t...

Now am music-in but my pocket be crying... guess thats the price I have to pay for comfort
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Takes A Selfie With A Love Machine At The Background (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 11:57pm On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:
They crave it as much as guys do.

What they don't crave is:
...unwanted pregnancy
...kiss and tell.
...infections.
...heartbreaks.
...cheating.
...avoidable multiple sexual partners.
...slut shaming, etc.


That deeldo can't be guilty of the aforementioned grin
But technically the deeldo just did kiss and tell and datz the reason she’s on front page right now

The deeldo can cheat, break her heart, engage with multiple sexual partners
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 6:08pm On Dec 29, 2017
GAZZUZZ:



Hullo, I drive a 2007 Lexus is250, my sound system is currently not producing sound at all, a guy told me it’s a fault with the amplifier, pls do you have an idea how much the amplifier costs and if any fix can be done on the one that came with the car
RomanceRe: Meet Eudoxie Yao, Lady With The 'Biggest Butt In West Africa' (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 5:45am On Dec 27, 2017
CaptainJeffry:
Can't allow such on my bed and my bedspread. undecided

CelebritiesRe: Michael Okon Sues Stella Dimoko Korkus For N500 Million For 'Defamation' by DAVE5(m): 11:08am On Dec 10, 2017
Expect anything from naija celebs... the story just could be true

.........lemme come and be going




But wait ohhh... that guy wants to celebrate Christmas in style ohhh ...... 500m

If she pay that money, I go blow whistle till Jesus come

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