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CelebritiesRe: Mompha: 'I Earned N14 Billion In 2016 - 2017'. Slams Fake Instagram Billionaires by DAVE5(m): 10:45pm On Nov 01, 2018
soberdrunk:
When I start making this type of money my neighbors go hear 'weeeen'!!! You dare not cook the type of stew/soup i dont like in my neighborhood because if breeze mistakenly carry the aroma come my house IT IS OVER!! I'd buy your house and if you decide to be stubborn and refuse to sell, I'd buy all the houses around you and turn all of them to mortuaries.......... angry
You’re a very wicket pesin ohhhh.... turn ur own neighbors houses to mortuary sha


Laff wan scatter my ribs 4 dis ur comment

Again; u r very wicket at heart
SportsRe: Brown Ideye Buys A 2018 Rolls Royce Wraith For His 30th Birthday by DAVE5(m): 11:51am On Nov 01, 2018
Nah this kind news dey motivate me... we go reach there
PhonesRe: Xiaomi Officially Unveils The World's First 10GB Smartphone by DAVE5(m): 7:19am On Oct 25, 2018
Phones are already fast currently, what’s the point of 10gb now

IMO no need for any company to do phone till end of next year gan, all they do is change kpali and collect extra 100k as cost of upgraded kpali

Abeg wch noticeable difference dey between

note 8 and note 9,
S8 and s9
iPhone X and iPhone X’s, x max
PhonesRe: 9mobile Operator Marks 10th Anniversary by DAVE5(m): 7:15am On Oct 25, 2018
When 9mobile become network wey dem dey rush claim 10 years,


Etisalat we knew, 9mobile we are just knowing
Car TalkRe: Where Can One Buy Premium Fuel ( High Octane )? by DAVE5(m): 7:53am On Oct 24, 2018
So I was digging around n being nosy and found I might have been feeding my ride with not so quality fuel, my fuel tank lid says premium unleaded fuel required, going through this thread turns out we have mostly been buying not premium fuel of 90 RON as earlier stated by v8, reading this makes me feel scared for my car but I really don’t buy the idea of putting in octane boosters, u know what hapins wen u get high on drugs, wen it’s no longer available u cld go gaga,

Most importantly our kazeems know nothing about these things e.g premium unleaded, regular unleaded and leaded... maybe I’ll open a school to school all our kazeems
Car TalkRe: Why Are BMW Cars Going Extinct On Nigerian Roads. by DAVE5(m): 1:29am On Oct 22, 2018
king406:
I had a 2011 E92 335i, bought directly from a US car dealer (not auction). It had about 55k miles on it, car was nice and quick. It bothered me with its heating issues which i was well aware of that bmw’s from 1998-2012 usually had. First incident happened on my way to kaduna where the car overheated, i took it to my mechanic and we didnt find anything wrong. Car was ok for about a month before the same experience occured again on the same road. At this time i was starting to get fed up because i consider myself a car enthusiast and i must confess i drive fast on that abj-kd road. after overtaking so many people who think their cars are fast, my car now breaks down and i watch the same people pass me by from the side of the road, i felt embarrassed. I decided to replace the entire cooling system, nothing happened for the next 2 months and note that i had another car, a 2006 c230 sport so the bmw wasnt a daily driver. My brother borrowed the car before calling me that the car has broke down with smoke coming out of the bonnet, it overheated again and he didnt notice fast enough until the head gasket blew. At this point i have had enough, i didnt trust the car again but still i decided to fix it and i read somewhere online that i should buy a headgasket that is thicker than the stock gasket. I really wasnt looking forward to experimenting anything without guarantee and so i sold the car together with my c230 and bought myself a 2011 E350 sport which i have been using for 1year 2months now without any incident. It is my daily driver and also what i use to travel. I must say that car may look all flashy and all but it is actually a tank grin. That is my story.
Good analysis

I drive an 07 Lexus is250 currently, it's everything I think I need in a car, driving it since December last year, I intend buying a benz as a second car next year, let's say june/July, c300 2 b precise, my love 4 dat ride is unexplainable,I like d size, small but wicked I guess just like d is250, budget is not more than 3.5mil, kinda liking d e350 a lil as well, given ur experience wit d e350, wat wld u advice me, av u driven d c300 before, hows d feel
Car TalkRe: Fastest Speed You Have Ever Driven: Car, Place, Time? by DAVE5(m): 1:12am On Oct 22, 2018
160+ km/h

07 Lexus is250, coming from ijebu ode... long bridge into lagos... first time traveling outside lagos in my own ride.. so was my first 160+

The speed was incredible... looked at my dash n saw I was on 160+, turned 2 my padi n d guy was kinda scared, me too, so I no pass dat range, but I swear d car was just like say e no dey move at all, dat car is a speed glutton, he acted like it hadn't taken any speed but I no answer him call sha
CelebritiesRe: Ex Beauty Queen Dabota Lawson Blasted Over Her 'plastic' Bum(photos) by DAVE5(m): 12:12am On Oct 05, 2018
Fukafuka:
grin.... ORIGINAL from HEAVEN grin grin grin
U no well at all
TravelRe: 'Stolen From Haven Suit': This Hotel Is Tired Of People Stealing Its Towels by DAVE5(m): 6:21pm On Sep 26, 2018
Tamarapetty:
And you think they won't cut that part off?? Use half towel
Lol... walahi u av a criminal mind
Technology MarketRe: sold by DAVE5(m): 11:37pm On Sep 16, 2018
Nah so e don take red ni

Technology MarketRe: RESOLVED by DAVE5(m): 11:55am On Sep 15, 2018
twinskenny:
A lot of people don’t even get the story right not cool...

The phone was picked by mikkyangel and I never knew those phones has Icloud until it was delivered to me... and immediately told the owner this is the issue.. you asked me to even waybill it to you and in between this period we were trying to have it unlocked... I paid twice for the Icloud removal twice it was rejected... a guy here even tried to get it unlocked without success... and immediate I sent u 50k promised to make the rest up within time... I don’t need to say much on this I believe I have put a call accross to you.. by Monday evening I will do another round of refund... thanks am sorry if you think I didn’t try enough but u will get your money..
Haba... plain truth is ; he bought a device from you in good faith and paid you in full... do you mean to tell us u dint know d phone was iCloud locked?

He deserves to be refunded in full or get a replacement with same iPhone X and nothing lower

Put ur self in other people’s shoes nah bros, I’m sure he dint steal d money to buy from you, even if he stole it, the process of stealing itself nah work sef
RomanceRe: Men Who Patronise Prostitutes Versus The Prostitutes by DAVE5(m): 12:28am On Aug 28, 2018
ednut1:
Why not mind your businesshuh Demand creates it suppy.

PhonesRe: Comparison Between Samsung Galaxy Note 9 And Samsung Galaxy S9 Plus by DAVE5(m): 1:05pm On Aug 19, 2018
FYB:
same old things

the only improvement on phone is the camera. Else every other is recycling
Camera improvement; yes

But what’s d difference, an s7 would still takes great pix, all those things do not mean much , to me all android phones r the same joor
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 2:06pm On Aug 18, 2018
radautoworks:
A new one is 73k with a one year warranty and will take 6-10 dates for delivery. http://weblink.carquest.com/acl/?mfgName=RDR&partNumber=812968
Wow.... that’s way out of my budget ohh oga plus the wait time gannnn

I think I’ll just source it in the market boss

Thanks for ur time bro
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 12:33pm On Aug 18, 2018
radautoworks:
What year is it and do you want new or tokunbo? If new, we probably have out but it w ill cost you because it is original and comes with one year warranty.
07

What’s the price for new and tokunbo so I cld make my decision there
RomanceRe: Lady Demands N20k From Her Toaster To Prove That He Likes Her. He Does This by DAVE5(m): 12:13am On Aug 18, 2018
ednut1:
so because u drive a lexus now u feel u can talk anyhow. My gwagon is coming sad
U be mumu... wetin bring Lexus for this matter

Because u r billionaire now u can count talk anyhow
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 10:09pm On Aug 17, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
That's a scarce commodity you will have to comb the market.
Kk boss, thanks .... appreciate
RomanceRe: Lady Demands N20k From Her Toaster To Prove That He Likes Her. He Does This by DAVE5(m): 10:08pm On Aug 17, 2018
ednut1:
Conji don cloud some pple brain. Na everytin dem dey toast grin
Shei make we unfold ur own story too?
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 9:45pm On Aug 17, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
First ensure both fans are functional and blowing in the right direction (air flow in the direction of the engine) next replace radiator.

You should be fine sir.
Kk, thanks, but u fit help me wit price range for the radiator... lemme just fix it over d weekend

No talk say my wahala plenty ohh abeg
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 8:55pm On Aug 17, 2018
Hello Gazzuzz, thanks for ur usual response....

My ride has been running fine after I met a car dealer who sent my to his mechanic but now there’s a problem which goes thus...


Car starts overheating when I’m at high speed with ac on, ac becomes just fan so I’d have to off the ac, but at 60km/h and below, it doesn’t overheat, whenever the overheating starts, I usually off the ac and the temp comes down to half of the temp gage... som1 said one of the fans might not be as powerful as it should be... another said he would work on my car’s water system... not that there’s anything wrong with it but he wants to do some engineering magic to help with the overheating

But this is usually prevalent during hot temperatures especially when the sun is hottest but that’s when I need my ac working the most

What fix can u profer boss

Lexus is250 is the car though
AutosRe: ############################ Awoof 2011 Mercedes-benz C300.....price 2.999m Flat by DAVE5(m): 8:03am On Aug 08, 2018
Alvin007:
https://www.nairaland.com/4651070/2008-benz-c300-1.7m-asking#69887271
You wanna rip an intending buyer of 800k on a faulty ride that has been advertised on this same platform? Fear God!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FÙCK...

nairaland watches

Thanks bro
Technology MarketRe: Original Samsung Wireless Charger by DAVE5(m): 7:08am On Aug 08, 2018
oluwafreshkid:
Original Samsung wireless charger available for sale.
Supports fast charge
Works with iPhone x and Samsung Galaxy
Brand new white with packaging
Price: 5k
Negotiable
No contact or location 2 reach u ni?
Car TalkRe: All New Mercedes A-class Sedan Revealed (photos) by DAVE5(m): 10:35am On Jul 28, 2018
sean1000x:
They have run out of ideas...all their cars now look alike. Doesn't this look like a CLS?
I was going to ask same question ohh

All their designs are now more alike

2017 CLA looks like 2017 c300, infakt I can't count the semblance in their output of recent, u'll av 2 check the badge 2 know the name of any Benz now
PoliticsRe: Enugu Airport Most Embarrassing In The World – Senator Egwu by DAVE5(m): 10:40pm On Jul 12, 2018
SamuelAnyawu:
Kindly Visit Maiduguri Airport grin
I never go maiduguri airport but I'm sure it can't b as wack as jos airport
Christianity EtcRe: 94-Year-Old Kenyan Man Baptized With 5,000 Litres Of Boiled Water by DAVE5(m): 10:17pm On Jul 09, 2018
Walexybobo:
"original sin"? Maybe he will have to had the whole ocean warm to baptize him from his subsequent sins i guess.
Maybe, who knows?
Christianity EtcRe: 94-Year-Old Kenyan Man Baptized With 5,000 Litres Of Boiled Water by DAVE5(m): 12:19am On Jul 09, 2018
Walexybobo:
And does that take u to heaven?
No, it won't, but it's a step in the right direction, baptism washes you of your original sin
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 11:06am On Jul 03, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
me I kant kome an kee my sef. See 2examples.

Any part required wait 3weeks for shipping.

Dnt mind me ohh boss... I totally understand... hope work is goooooooddd
PhonesRe: Which Side Of A Device Is Best For Locating Sim Cards ? by DAVE5(m): 8:02am On Jul 03, 2018
Imagine rubbish question this early morning... is the op that jobless that he starts thinking wia is best for sim card... and one olodo moved it to fp.... I weep for nairaland...


Sim position has nothing 2 do wit anything in dis life or in the next...the last time I saw my SIM was the day I bought the phone so wat wld my brain b doin wit wia d sim shld b
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 7:54am On Jul 03, 2018
Readonee35L:
That vehicle is dyin slowly.
Look for a better mechanic.
I actually love that car which is why I'm interested in your case.
Are you in lagos?
I dey Lagos kampke... wia person wan c beta mec... all of them just wan collect widout actually fixing the problem

But me go continue 2 keep my baby going...any strange sign or noise I see/hear I fix immediately...

U love the car? As for me I over love the babe...cute as a Lexus...ohh she's a Lexus sef... lol



Gat anybody that cos give it a perfect or near perfect state for me?


Gazzuzz sef comot hand for my case... e pain me ohh... but no worry, I no vex
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by DAVE5(m): 4:45pm On Jul 02, 2018
Readonee35L:
Have you fixed your Is250 ?
Not really... me am just doing d little I can 2 keep it strong as a horse using my road side kazeem

Strange noise from d leg (not from shaft though)

Then "kazeem" flushed/washed my radiator, n one fan stopped working wch caused overheating...

Got a remedy for me?
CareerRe: Man Celebrates Pretty Female Barber Who Cut His Hair In A Saloon In Abuja. Photo by DAVE5(m): 8:41am On Jun 28, 2018
phemmyutd:
Liar.

Check the guy apron, their is no single hair cut on it.
Look at the girl clothe, no apron and no hair on her dress.

Not everyone here is a gullible pls.
You noticed too abi.... U c say nah wen d hair don dey properly barbed den snap pinshure...

No apron, no hair particles around, hair cleanly cut widout hair around his head.. her style of holding the clipper, everytin about the pinshure wreaks of lies

She even looks like she just made her own hair n came 2 take pix for the gram

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