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Make I go back to bed joor

TWOYANSH:
let her go bro.. .. She's simply shallow

Shallow? For having her own standards?

Once had an atheist as roommate in skool days, well; truth is he had some valid points on some things but atheism wld do me more harm than good... he corrupted my system of life but den my spirit held on to the fact that I felt the presence of something out of the ordinary in my heart, which was more than the eye could see, and I believe that is God so I choose to believe in God


Go through the Bible ; it teaches truth, charity, love, mercy , forgiveness, obedience, joy, moral life, happiness, patience, hope, perseverance...

Maybe some information therein are inconsistent but it points mostly to living a life free of evil or wat we cld term as bad so why wld I not accept Christianity or any other religion that preach something similar to wat the Bible tells me

But I choose Christianity, I do not disregard anybody for being an atheist, we cld do business but I wld not go into a relationship(love affair) with an atheist either... it's their choice to atheists so also my choice not to date one

GloriaNinja:
I SWEAR IF THE OP WEY WRITE THIS THREAD DEY IN FRONT OF ME, THE KIND SLAP I GO RENDER TO HIS FACE WILL MAKE ALL HIS TOOTH SHATTER.

Babe I swear u hash well well, I won't mess wit u in this my current life or my coming 50 lifetimes

All of una still dey waste time with that useless diamond bank... I don with everything from the idiotic bank account


Check out my transaction remark


" withdrawing every fvcking dime" fvck diamond bank for all I care

I use my GTB ATM card withdraw from their diamond ATM and they said the max amt per withdrawal was 10k, other bank ATM in day vicinity were either not paying or out of service and I had no choice so for all the withdrawal I did dat day, I was charged 65 abt 5 times...

smartkester:
We already know her name..kate Ebonehim..so why this stupid nairaland dey censor her face na..nonsense

Here's the uncensored face... lol

The girl take style fine well sha, I am wondering why it's the beautiful ones that sell themselves cheap; all because of fone u sleep wit guy 2 times

Wen cash rules everything around you


My Mumsie used 2 say, money makes iron flow like water

jbhill:
U HAVE TO KEEP QUITE,U TALKING OF HARD WORK U GO TO THE STREET AND U SEE HARD WORK...ALL OF EM RICH MEN DIP EM HAND SOME WHERE.

Ur mentality scares me bro... hard work doesn't make one rich, but hard work is very much important if you want to be rich...


I am a living testimony of God's favor...

I work hard, smart, tirelessly, day and night and God does the rest that I can't do


So I bag the money...

Teewhy2:
Do you know you can really enjoy cooking and eating ofada without the pungent smell that comes with it naturally.
Do you know if you want to remove the pungent smell what is needed is after washing the ofada rice , you add salt and chopped a ball of onions in it, allow it to boil under high intensity light for 12 mins and change the water with another warm/hot to avoid it getting to soaked in water which do occur when you add cold water to boil again. After it is getting soft check for the level of salt and add to taste.
This method reduce the pungent smell by like 80%

I wish I cld do all this tinz u asked of me... but the thing is am hardly ever available 2 cook 4 myself gan... leave home at 8 4 work, after work go n takia of my personal money venture, get home by 11pm... so no time 2 think abt ofada dat I dnt even like in d 1st case at all... thanks though

Tadeknkeepcalm:
Wow, if Na unilorin dem go find the student instead of the lecturer, and na face tanke be that (expulsion)

U r a true Unilorin guy jare... nwaiz me neva had any reason 2 b afraid of the 'face tanke' cos me is good guys 2 d core

Better by far...

Topestbilly:
we the yoruba demons can give any woman that wedding of her dream...

we offer more than kola-nut and dry-gin

we giv any woman the wedding of her dreams and also the worst divorce of her nightmares, we go divorce her b4 she wake up next day after wedding... educate them more bro...


we the best...

slimderek:
Lol Hater. No beards for you

uve watched too much batman movies...lol

Even small children no dey collect 5naira again ohh

Teewhy2:
Have you eaten it before, trying it and you will not regret it. A lot of people have this same issue but after giving it a trial they give a different review on it.

Guess u know when u eat, the smell comes to ur face/nose before the food enters ur mouth, that's wia the problem wld be, if my nose doesn't accept, watz the point in putting it in my mouth, it's not abt it being sweet or not, it's abt the smell

I'm the kinda person that gets irritated by simple things u might overlook e.g if I buy a bottle of water and someone takes a gulp of that water, truth I won't bother visiting that bottle again, id rather buy another...then ud understand wia am coming from, the smell is the koko

Teewhy2:
Is this not tempting?

No it is not, the smell alone can kill so talk less if I put it in my belly...

In parties they pass the sh*t around like there's something special abt n I be like pls dnt let the smell pass my arena at all...

#thrash
#rubbish

N pls dnt mention nutritional value cos there's a whole lot of nutritionally nice smelling foods around

Dnt blame me ohh op, I hate that shìt wit all I know

idris4r83:
Chairman u don't know what u are selling. This is Sony Xperia z1 sir and not z3

The thing sef tire me ohh, cos I used that fone 3 years ago n I know I used a z1, n the op tag am as z3

StupidYorubaFool:
Guy I don't seem to understand that guy's comment.

explain how funny is it pls

We both cld assume u r not in the spirit or in tune wit y it's funny to me, so no nid 2 explain cos it still won't be funny 2 u

Micheezy7:
4 lake gimme love 0

I swia u be clown!!! I don laff fall inside gutter

Apina:
And whats the yardstick for knowing who's broke?
I don't think any of the seven richest men in the world who's combined net worth is that of every other persons wealth on the planet put together will do what these gals are doing. So what are they trying to prove?

It's possible they ain't trynna prove nothing to no one...


It's called being carefree once in a while

They might be real hard working gals who got their money the legit way... a colleague of mine got a ride a while back.., we in my department turned up... bought drinks... after we drank we poured a lot... it's not every day we get to do that

My two cents...

Humblesam:
Am assuring you and every other Nigerians interested in this case, that those bastards are in serious soup right now that am typing this, the NA doesn't support that and please if you happen to get any other clips of any Army personnel inflicting or abusing the right of any helpless and innocent individual please don't hesitate to pm me here or quote me anytime here.
Let's help make Nigeria livable again.

I guess u r an army personnel, right?

Fear don dey catch me to type any thing give u sef make U no call me one day in the guise that u want to do business only for you to turn up with ur fellow bullies

That's what the "Nigerian army uniform" instilled in our mentality, that before the army we(bloody civilians) are nothing but pencils to be bullied the way they feel

It's a pity we can't raise our voices or do any thing when these types of acts are been perpetuated on any body around because we sef wey want talk go dey fear for our own lives because we know the mayhem the "Nigerian army" can unleash on "bloody civilians"


We know nothing wld happen to those bullies and the matter ended as soon as it started, the "Nigerian army" just released a statement to calm the tongues of social media and that's it...

And pls if u r truly an army man, I take every good thing that u love beg u say I dey very sorry for every word I typed that may not be pleasing to ur majesty so I don't get mugged in the streets by those who are supposed to protect me, my life and property and family members

cycline404:
I pray the next note comes out.
I will buy it...

Bros use a Samsung note edge and thank me later

I cld only wish Samsung wld make a second note edge

WaffenSS:
How?

Why?

Apple again had a record breaking quarter just weeks ago.

U and I know why apple wld be glad 2 hia dis news


But I hope Samsung keeps dishing out great phones for us, they keep other manufacturers on their toes.., healthy competition wch is good for us the customers

nonxo007:
Are you vexed my dear MUMU friend ?? Cmon it too early to start fuming over nothing, oya go talk a cold bath and come, lemme give you something... And I'm a magot who would turn into a beautiful butterfly soon... Cheerios my dear MUMU friend...

U be clown aswear... leave the poor guy alone joor #urdearmumufriend

9jakohai:


There was a Samsung

There is still a samsung ohh bros, all other phone manufacturers don't tickle my fancy at all, my number one wld still be iPhone cos of security and it's flawless operation, no lags at all, then my second baby wld be Samsung, those guys are innovative 2 say the least

#iphoneandsamsung #perfectcombo

freeman67:
#closediamondaccunts

Me don start my tweeting, operation #closeurdiamondaccount

pocohantas:
She is being sarcastic.

Unfortunately, lots of Nairalanders have a hard time identifying sarcasm.
Maybe it's the recession affecting them.

Some guys are actually this stupid.
You hear them talking of how they will sleep with girls when they make money. The moment they get a good job, they remember all the girls that left them and start plotting revenge on unsuspecting ladies. Instead of them to go invest and take care of their parents and family.

If your reason for wanting to be successful is to impress and have sex with women, may God move the success to a responsible and sensible man.

I say a big amen to that dear

Lyth:
u mean ur numbers ryt? .. .. tnx but i dnt need it. y u creating multiple threads:
https://www.nairaland.com/3606891/ps4-sale#53352736

All needed is folks will test n if they cool wit it they deal but dat ur waybill option is a no no cos u n i knw dat d devil will likely tell u 2 pocket d cash n not pick ur calls anymore.

lol.. though it's funny but this could happen

Ochillary:
do I look like a new member to you on NL? My phone was off wen I came to lagos. Jeez!! I don't need to explain anything you cuz i have no problem with you.
When I sold my ps3 and ps vita for 20k ppl who called me thought it was a scam. I won't blame ppl like you anyways. Just learn to mind ur own business. If u need my ps4 its still up for 110k call me and stop fooling yourself here.

just tell us u r broke n u need money so u r selling off ur stuff n stop d ranting... be like I look like new member to u sef...

we've seen ur type come and go... but we r still here

Ochillary:
my friend doesn't have a nairaland account so he uses my my account to sell most of his gadget without my knowledge. This happened when I forgot to log out my nairaland account from his phone when I was in lagos. I wanted to insult you before, but its not your fault you won't understand. I have sold my ps3 & ps vita on nairaland here for 20k when the price was around 45k for second hand.. If you think I am one of those poor broke dude you see on nairaland then you must be silly. If you have problem with my friend I can give you his number so you can chat your problems with him. Anybody that buys this ps4 from me would be fucking lucky.

First: you want to sell
Next: u don't want to sell cos a friend said so
Again: u want to sell
In other news: u sold a faulty device to som1 and claiming ur friend used ur nl account to sell stuffs cos u dint log out of his fone wen u were in Lagos
Now: u r forming big boi and u ain't like the other broke boys we see on nl
Other related news: anybody that buys ur device wld be f*•king lucky (iffa hia)

And u expect us to make a deal with a proud seller so u wld insult us that we are broke for buying ur stuff at a cheap rate or what

Nah so e take dey start...

Analysis 1: u r a big boy/man who dint have a fone to use 2 access ur nl account

or

U were too rich to buy cheap data to browse on ur expensive fone

Analysis 2: u cld actually sell stuffs and vamoos wit the money widout delivering the items and claim ur friend logged in wit ur fone

Oga u can't be trusted joor and don't think every body on nl is as broke as u are..


broke dude!!!

kilokeys:
if u still do.. and u are 26.. run

25 is the benchmark

Ok, am 35.5 and staying at my father's house... oya com pursue me... like say nah u build the house


Lol

Treasuredlove:
We have very smart and industrious youths that can help move the country forward, though not many but they are there. The government needs to start including such people in the governing process our current leaders are getting too old

Those very youth you refer to are busy trying to fix their own lives and have not/ would not make themselves available for the Nigerian politics

Just try to recall how politics was run in ur university days...those SUG, class governor stuff

If u believe dat sh*t up there, then u most definitely do believe Spiderman, superman, batman and others are real too







Lie to us wella ohh