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This one weak me gan

Owodiran1:
Am sorry sir. No swapping. Actually want a direct sale.

Ok then, thanks
happy sales

amstamon:
Guy stop been stupid na!! Most of these musicians are been promoted by these same fraudsters, and most artist are fraudsters also. Saucdkid, dammycrane, reminisce, sexy steel, skuki , etc, are all fraudsters if u don't know.
Even kcee sef na idiot,"my brother is into real estate", Shey the real estate no get company name and office ni?
I've known emoney and kcee back in Tolu school complex days, ajegunle. I swear to god, kcee even dated my sista(kcee in olodi apapa sec sch, while my sista in tincan Island high sch). Very dull and lazy boy den, always doing fineboy with white bathroom slippers, white ince singlet and tiro all over his eyes.
My point is, there's no way on these earth emoney could have made such kinda money if not into drugs or something illegal . Not from a rich fams, plus the mum sells egusi at mokoya Street, off ebunoti Street.olodi apapa.
Yeye dey smell.

U cld have passed ur point across without saying I shld stop being 'STUPID', if u n I were on a 5 & 6 padi padi level, it would not have meant anything but as the case may be, I dnt know u from Adam

Watch ur tongue child

Back to the topic, I wld like to assume u know wat I meant, that statement must not necessarily only be referring to the hushpuppy case alone, yahoo mofos go to clubs, turn up like they r now bosses and talk down on dudes who earn a honest living


No one has done dat 2 me cos I know my limits and I dnt cross my boundaries so I dnt get insults from small children that touched stolen money and now think they gat dough

Can we swap??

I have an s7 edge, bought brand new, all accessories intact, clean et all

How much make I add? If u r game

justscorchone:
You dey mind girls dem feel say na the nipplees dey turn men on,me when don see wetin I wan see,jerk belleful ...abeg pass me toothpick

Pervert alert...


Pervert Spotted...


Lol

Gimme chance lemme faint ohh



See correct bobbi

Gepheral:
Yes of course!

Made MMM Guiders can achieve this if they wanna

Learn to become a Guider on mmm...


Holla me on 090 6499 5346

U wan start abi... my colleagues at work lost millions to that stuff, for ur sake I won't show them this post if not they would come for ur head

Mypeople2:
Instead of buying this, I will rather buy a land and build it@12m for each building

If u had that kinda money land wld be the least of ur worries, neither wld selling houses at 12m be a thing u ache ur head over

kennygee:
If it can take me to heaven.

Not even the most expensive car ever built in the universe or any other multiverse can take u to heaven, live a good life and heaven is urs freely

Lol... nah play I dey play b4 u press pressing iron for my head

But wat I said is the truth sha

Me not likey!!!!


I dnt get the over hyping they usually accord benzes ohh,

Some say there are only two cars in the world; benz and others, pls by whose standards, shei nah say nah benz pple buy pass cos that would be a fatal lie as we all know the cars that run the streets, wat exactly do benz have that make them benz and others

I'm a car freak but I've never considered any benz on my top twenty list of cars, not for once

One man's meat though

This shitty looking car can't attract a dime from my pocket

All of una no serious ohh.... op asked a serious question and all I'm seeing is jst comedy


The op is serious nah, u guys shld tell him ur salaries indirectly joor

I wonder wetin the mumu wan use my salary do

Abi him don dey do investigations to know who him go kidnap

Potential Evans sited

BiggieSmallsVI:
You people have given fraud boys so much confidence that they now talk down on people with honest livings. Wonderful.

the thing tire me ohh... fraudsters now com out confidently to 'wash' peeps hustling legitimately to make ends meet sha...

wetin man go do.. i'll just have to keep up my hustle... slow and steady wins the race

Lalas247:
Her topic is so flawed I just shown my colleague this topic and they are laughing asking if that's how they think in Nigeria
I feel so embarrassed

She doesn't even know what a small business is .. sole trader , Ltd ..

Pls tell ur friends we don't think like that in naija but we definitely have some aproko over sabi pple like the op

KemjikaEme:
I guess the OP doesn't know that small businesses that offer goods and services for sale fall under entrepreneurship.
An entrepreneur is anyone who establishes,organizes and operates a business to maximize financial return.
Yes,that tailor and an airtime seller on the street is an entrepreneur because they are exploiting opportinities for profit!
Most entrepreneurs start small and it's the ultimate desire of every forward thinking small business owner to expand and introduce innovative products and services.
Linda Ikeji and Dangote are not the first to venture into their respective businesses....their successes is a result of years of hardwork,preserverance and strategic business ideas.
One doesn't build Rome or introduce innovative products/services in one day!
Don't teach me US Nonesense!

FIXED

The op is myopic and a kill joy in my opinion, is it every body that has the capacity, patience and all other required resources to start and maintain a business...


Jst because am not yet richer than Dangote and the likes does not mean am not an entrepreneur

Come to think of it, this guy could be useful in police investigations and stuffs like that...


But he cld be MORE useful in C.I.A, interpol, FBI or some other multinational defense system cos naija no day appreciate this kinda stuffs...




but who knows... i cld be wrong

Not a landlord yet, but I'm sure this wld come in handy when I become one


Shout out to the aspiring landlords!!!

Thanks op

phlamesG:
Can't wait for this fight

It's gonna be sooo epic!!!

Epic what

Tyson fury is one hell of a boring fighter


Dint like boxing, but wen I saw AJ's victory over clitchko I taught I cld pick an interest and start downloading all the major fights from way back, much noise abt fury n clitchko made me download that fight but to my amazement the idiot fury was jst stealing point tru out the match

Tyson fury is a boring fighter from wat I saw

Brownbarbie97:
Knuckles like boli(Roasted plantain)

Pls dnt insult our dear boli so I dnt start seeing that ediot's fingers anytime I buy boli.... me n u fit fite the next time I see u call bleaching infidels' fingers boli ohh

Be warned!!!!


Lol but seriously no try am ohh



I even feel gay for even commenting on a thread where bobrisky name was mentioned


I'll have to sanitize my fingers, my fone used for commenting, my brain n my Nairaland username

Tuham:
For your mind

So if i get millions of money in my account, na to spend am anyhow ni or to Invest?

EVEN if ayam a billionaire, I browse the Internet heavily and if it's an Android phone that can withstand that, i would go for it rather than getting an iPhone just for show-off

oga use an iPhone 7 and you wld 4get being worried about battery, heavy internet usage, gaming and wat have, my android was competing with my former iPhone 5s but once i upgraded to a 7, mehhhhnnn, the rubbish android dey chop dust...

well, best of both worlds... my iPhone and note edge serve me in their capacities but as a business man iPhones have been the most reliable phones I've ever used, talk of the OS (super smooth, no hanging, security is top notch, 'note' which automatically syncs with my macbook 'note' over wifi or any internet connection, durability; i used my 5s for 2 straight years and that sh*t served me to the fullest, i can pick my calls on my MacBook if the iPhone and mac are connected to the same wifi, my messages also syncs on my laptop and phone)


i dnt give a damn wch OS is better or wch phone manufacturer is better, all OS's and manufacturers have their pros and cons so stick to wat works for you

godquality:
This na de ja vue? This is not 2010. Technology has grown pass that stage of iPhone vs android. They are 2 different ecosystem that carter for different users. Both having their pros and cons.

thanks for this ur mature post joor

nah poverty dey worry the op....

if to say him get a few millions for account he wld not talking the thrash he's spilling here

emynike2001:
O boy you no kill person with laughter oooo,

U are Correct i saw u peep through d window when d nyashing IS GOING on

bros wetin u expect me to think.... ship no fit just dey con crash just like dat nah... nah pesin go cause am and its definitely the captain

ouch... probably mammy water don carry them

but how did it happen sef, abi captain been dey sleep ni or maybe nyashing a fine crew member








On a lighter note: i do hope they are found safe and sound

mu2sa2:
In many respects "the good old days" seem preferable. For cars automatic gears are a lazy way of driving with the car contolling you, sort of, instead of the other way round.

True... u feel in control and all that but me sha no like stress make I no lie especially in this our Lagos traffic...started driving manual but automatic has me now ohh...but watching movies like fast n furious makes me want to pull a manual

Shout out to the old skool though

seighapaul:
This machine is primarily developed for hardcore gaming...if you guys can't afford it, a crazy big poli-thiefian's kid will purchase it. If only you can imagine how the game Zuma will play on this laptop

How would zuma play... I started playing zuma on one old skool laptop back then in 2008 or thereabout... watz d difference I would see now

The laptop over expensive joor... the work wey e go do no commensurate with the price

stpat1:
I disagree with you.

Oga he made a point; whether correct or not; if u would disagree then u have to come up with a correct theory on how these things work

Checked the date of the first post:::: nah 2015 and it's still useful to anybody who cares to learn... reminds me and all old NL members what Nairaland used to be like b4 our indomie generation took over our forum where you now see thrash like "wizkid hangs out with friends" "tonto dike without makeup" hitting front page...


Shout out to the old skool nairalanders

vicadex07:
Am I the only one who doesn't find their videos funny

I was wondering if I was alone in that school I f thought

My rating based on their videos I've seen is: out of 20 videos only 2 wld be funny.... others are mostly downright wack but some wld say I'm a hater...


Who God don bless no man can curse n I ain't cursing

samijay8:
Infinix Fake. The new one- Faker. They're both chinko

Lol... u hash pass me ohh

Ezenwammadu:
And in Nigeria people are still electing their ancestors as president and the vegetable is spending our money in England to wake up

Useless people

Useless government

If you ran for president we could have voted you in, we voted those presented to us as candidates based on their political promises...

You don't have to insult us by calling us useless... guess u r one of us...I shld not go up ur ancestral line cos it wld be wrong for me to do so

No be we nominate them

DesChyko:
That's nice. China Transsion phone don dey get fake? Economy really bad. I used to know the parts used to manufacture many fake devices were used to make real Transsion phones.

Just one question, Wetin be "transsion"? cos I don check dictionary tire


Back to the topic...fake of hot4, this is more like fake of fake... how fake can it get since the original is actually fake

I'm blown!!!

Houseofglam7:
Is it just me or Geely cars have always looked funny and fragile?

my thought exactly

They no beat this guy nah!!!

Haba!!!

When other robbers see this them go rob Ibadan students tire cos they know this is the worst that can be done to them

Ajebutter skool

Lol