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Technology MarketRe: 11 Tech Things We Did Back In Day That Seem So Freaking Weird Now by DAVE5(m):
so true.... twas fun all the way sha


whenever I wanted to download a file size of 5mb up, I'd do every other browsing first then start my download, keep my phone by my window, wake up the next morning n d download is complete but sometimes u mite wake up n find out the file stopped downloading at 4.9mb, meaning ud available 2 restart d in do nite again
CrimeRe: Eiye Cult Leader Killed In Ipaja Cultism Clash - Graphic Photos by DAVE5(m): 4:20am On Oct 27, 2016
JBoss25:
If this guy knew that it would be his last, he would have just stayed at home, shun cultism.
They wld av gone 2 his home wch wld av bin more complicated cos they 4 attack him family


May his soul Rest In Peace though

God knows best
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke: "My Blackmailers Will Shoot Me If I Talk" by DAVE5(m): 4:09am On Oct 27, 2016
nicerichard05:
Madam sharap ur mouth there, which edit are you talking abt, ur moaning or the way u were licking you lips in satisfaction.

Some people arent smart at all, if u have come to tell us that you were forced to do wat u did at gun point we for believe not the editing crap u are putting up here.

Wherever 2 or 3 gals are gathered a Cucumber is in their midst grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

how to know a lesbain: wen she licks ur ear while making love to here then she is a lesbain. guys take note #fact

80% of lagos girls are lesbians,
B lyk babe neva lick ur ear b4.... e make correct sense, sho cares if she's a lesbo...
Technology MarketRe: New LENOVO Laptops Series At Best Prices by DAVE5(m): 7:57am On Oct 22, 2016
Topeby:
Very Durable laptops
Hard disk, 4GB RAMS, webcam, Bluetooth, warranty,15.6 INCHES 6hours=80k

New Lenovo idea pad 100 intel quad core: 500GB Hard disk, 4GB RAMS, webcam, Bluetooth, warranty,15.6 INCHES 6hours=95k

New Lenovo idea pad 300 intel quad core: 500GB Hard disk, 8GB RAMS, webcam, Bluetooth, warranty,15.6 INCHES 6hours=95k


Pls confirm if this is still the current prices of the laptops you advertised, I wld be needing 2 of any of each of the quoted laptops and pls I hope they have numeric keypads

Pls get back 2 me asap
LiteratureRe: The Need To See Literature Differently by DAVE5(m): 10:39pm On Oct 17, 2016
charix:
Which still makes a good reading culture nonetheless.
I've read more articles online and in my 3 year nairaland stay to fill at least 10 books.
U do av a point bro...at least nl sef epp me... I got my current job here in nl 2 years ago n 2dae I'm a better me... glory to God
CultureRe: The Beauty Of Yoruba Women by DAVE5(m): 10:36pm On Oct 17, 2016
jobnation:
and some of the yoruba gals are dirty as well, i don't know why. undecided i prefer igbo and hausa/fulani
U sabi beta tin
LiteratureRe: The Need To See Literature Differently by DAVE5(m): 7:18am On Oct 17, 2016
rawpadgin:
American singer......

am i the only one who doesn't know this guy before he won the Nobelhuh
Jst the same way u dnt know him is the same they(Americans) dnt know the likes of skales, dagrin, burna boy... save those very 9ja celebs dat made it to international stardom like wizkid, dbanj, 2face and d rest....

I can't believe I cld not even mention 10 9ja celebrity musician names...


I was watching BET awards once and they decided to go on the streets of US 2 ask white folks abt the black celebs, as far I cld remember most of them did not even know who rick Ross was at all as den wen dat brother was hot...
LiteratureRe: The Need To See Literature Differently by DAVE5(m): 7:11am On Oct 17, 2016
Jimiolay:
Yea. And aside from this fact, we lack a reading culture.
We lack a reading culture cos instead Of facing our book, we now facebook, tweet, instagram, whatsapp

Social media ti take over
LiteratureRe: The Need To See Literature Differently by DAVE5(m): 7:07am On Oct 17, 2016
Everything this days is getting a celebrity make over, so wat better way for literature to make itself go famous again like giving a celeb or a singer an award in literature...,

Literature wld automatically be shot into stardom and young peeps wld pick an interest...

Win win for literature...


#My opinion
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CultureRe: The Beauty Of Yoruba Women by DAVE5(m): 1:42pm On Oct 16, 2016
yusufu16:
Can we see them without makeup
Omo mehn no jst make mistake wash dia make-up off ohh cos u go catch instant constipation if u see these same ladies widout dia make-up
CultureRe: The Beauty Of Yoruba Women by DAVE5(m): 1:39pm On Oct 16, 2016
ngolokante:
Kai... I must say am disappointed... I was expecting to see natural beauties without makeup and fake hair and fake eye lashes... Even though they are pretty in their own rights but most if not all are in makeup. what's the guarantee that when these women wash off all the make-up, na the same person man go see...
Bros u no lie, it so happens dat I jst clicked on a bookmark of Fulani/northern beauties I bookmarked a while ago and den came to nl page and saw dis Yoruba girls beauty page as well, I must say the Fulani/ northern gals killed the contest cos dos fulani define beauty

I'm sorry to say but those Yoruba ladies being displayed are far from beautiful, all I see is make-up make-up make-up, if u mistakenly wash dia faces wat ud see mite leave u in a fantasmagoric state
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump's Sex Talk Audio Leaks (Video) by DAVE5(m): 11:35pm On Oct 10, 2016
ednut1:
yeah u guys hv ur own problems, hv u forgotten am not a Nigerian. texas born nd bred
Texas born n bred ko Togo burnt bread ni... b lyk say u nid factory reset 2 make u know say nah 9ja 2 d bone u b sha

u r even more dan Nigerian dan most Nigerians sef
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump's Sex Talk Audio Leaks (Video) by DAVE5(m): 9:26pm On Oct 09, 2016
ednut1:
someone is scared, we all say and do things in private. between a madman and a war monger. i will go for a madman. only a madman can rule a mad world successful tongue
Nah NL u com hide ur sef abi... d girl wey u giv belle don born ohh, beta come back n claim ur child....

Lol....


But on a serious note, wetin trump talk no really bad joor, nah normal things wey ery guys dey talk on a daily basis...

Jst cos his came out on a recording doesn't make him bad.., although me nor get interest 4 USA politic... wateva rocks dia boat. We get our own problems down hia in motherland
FashionRe: How A Girl Changed After 4Years (Photo) by DAVE5(m): 5:57am On Oct 08, 2016
ucsparks:
Money can make someone skin colour change oo cheesy
How come obasanjo, dangote and so many other "too much money" rich men are still dark skinned, or is their own money not enough to make dem light skinned
FashionRe: How A Girl Changed After 4Years (Photo) by DAVE5(m): 5:57am On Oct 08, 2016
kidman96:
She doesn't look bleached she looks fresher. You would be amazed how much you change when you start using good creams,spending more time in air conditioned places instead of hot and humid atmospheres as well as resting more and eating good food and less stress.


She started taking better care of her body that's all. Take a closer look at the first picture,she isn't a very dark person. She doesn't look bleached.
B lying to ursef ohh, except if "taking better care of her body" means she started using some toning cream and all dat thrash pple use dis days, Mugabe, obasanjo, osinbajo, dangote and so many other names I can't start mentioning are dark skinned till 2mao, so watz ur point, abi d girl take care of her body pass dem ni
RomanceRe: See The Conversation Between An Online Female Beggar And Myself by DAVE5(m): 12:47am On Sep 29, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]ya'll chats are very boring[/color] undecided
no not all d chat... d girl was smooth and the mumu op was dulling... she is d kinda pesin ud enjoy chatting wit
PoliticsRe: Little Girls Pictured With Governor Bagudu At An Event by DAVE5(m): 10:23pm On Sep 26, 2016
valdes00:
Very soon we go hear say him wan marry this little girl.... all this aboki n little girls are like
*Abeg who gt that Zuma pix*
The girls in question sef wld b wishin he asked for their hand in marriage sef... those north children no get joy...

Wen I serve dia, 14 year old children dey cut eye 4 me... na run I run ohh
Technology MarketRe: Tecno Mobile Is Owned By A Nigerian by DAVE5(m): 5:11am On Sep 24, 2016
I once heard " any where you go and you don't find an Igbo man there, just run for ur dear life' , that phrase keeps proving itself everyday in mg face...

Ndi Igbo kwenu!!!
Technology MarketRe: ### Blackberry Passport For Sale##superclean by DAVE5(op): 5:04pm On Sep 23, 2016
still available...make me an offer
PhonesRe: The Best Android Devices In Nigeria According To Price Category by DAVE5(m): 4:54pm On Sep 23, 2016
judajix:
U forgot to ask which is note edge 2?
u no read my comment well, u com dey act like one baddo...

did u read wia I said I wld only satisfactorily upgrade to a note edge 2 but Samsung is not saying anything abt a note edge 2...
PhonesRe: The Best Android Devices In Nigeria According To Price Category by DAVE5(m): 4:51pm On Sep 23, 2016
Bigromeo:
which of d edge brand new is 150k?
Samsung Galaxy note edge, I got a London used for 120, I think brand new as at wen last I heard was 150k upwards... a must try


jst went to konga, brand new is 180k, maybe I was inaccurate abt d price, screenshot attached was taken from konga

PhonesRe: The Best Android Devices In Nigeria According To Price Category by DAVE5(m): 7:41am On Sep 23, 2016
Encrypted:
#30,000 - #60,000 Price Category ;

- Tecno Camon C9
- Tecno Boom J8
- Infinix Hot S
- Gionee M5 Mini
- Tecno L8 Plus
- Gionee F103 Pro
- Infinix Note 3
- Innjoo Max 3 Pro
- Huawei GPower
- Huawei GR3

#60,000 - #100,000 Price Category :

- Gionee M5 Plus
- Infinix Zero 3
- Gionee M5
- Asus Zenfone 2
- HTC One M8
- Huawei GR5
- Innjoo 2
- Samsung Galaxy A3

#100,000 And Above

- Huawei Mate 8
- Samsung Galaxy S7 EDGE
- Huawei P9 PLUS
- Blackberry Priv
- Samsung Galaxy A8
- One Plus 3
- HTC M10
- Tecno Phantom 5



http://specspricenigeria.com/best-android-phones-in-nigeria/
Op pls use Samsung note edge and you'll realize you've bin missing a whole lot, that phone is in its own realm, that's a true edge not the thing they put on s6/s7 edge and call it edge, it's like two different OS running along side, that's the height

If u use am abeg come back and give testimony, it's in the 120k price range for used and 150k upwards for brand new

The only fone I wld satisfactorily upgrade to is a Samsung note edge 2 but Samsung is not sayin anytin abt a note edge 2 #cryingface lol
RomanceRe: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by DAVE5(m): 7:47am On Sep 21, 2016
Decryptor:
Some guys no sabi i swear!

There's what u will do to a girl and na she go just slide the thing inside by herself!
na so...she go even dey drag ur joystick wit u sef
TV/MoviesRe: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by DAVE5(m): 11:50pm On Sep 20, 2016
NextGovernor:
If nollywood depends on people like me to buy their films, they for don fold up...
In ur case; they wld fold but In my own case, if I was their source of income, they wnt b able 2 afford the whole 'folding up' process sef cos them no go sell shingbaiin
TravelRe: 30 Creepiest Places On Earth You Didn't Know Exist by DAVE5(m): 10:28pm On Sep 16, 2016
royalvalentine19:
he show self gan say you be alien on your own.
Hmmnn... Hope u remember u initiated me to the alien circle sha... Lol
TravelRe: 30 Creepiest Places On Earth You Didn't Know Exist by DAVE5(m): 4:35pm On Sep 15, 2016
kolaa007:
Well as if you can worship at that church at night or be left alone in most of this places at night....
Bro in reality there's really nothing in the dark dat shld scare us humans jst our minds creating an illusion of danger, not witstanding somtimes I dey fear darkness ohh, make karishika no go stand for my front con dey play chess onto say I no fit see an 4 darkness
TravelRe: 30 Creepiest Places On Earth You Didn't Know Exist by DAVE5(m): 4:27pm On Sep 15, 2016
royalvalentine19:
no na , who no like better thing.. You try though. I will check google for more sha.

Have you heard of the Bermuda triangle..
Hmmnn... Bermuda Triangle... Remember wen we were in secondary skool some lying folks wld tell stories of the evils of d Bermuda and d occultic activities goin on dia... Now am grown I realize we actually believed a lot of crap dat wasn't even in existence... Jst a few rare occurrence datz totally explainable by science
TravelRe: 30 Creepiest Places On Earth You Didn't Know Exist by DAVE5(m): 4:20pm On Sep 15, 2016
Nellybobo:
the people snapping didn't commit suicide too?
Lol... U must be a detective bros... I know exactly wia u r headed

Maybe it's all made up... I think some r actually made up...



My school of thought though...
TravelRe: 30 Creepiest Places On Earth You Didn't Know Exist by DAVE5(m): 4:12pm On Sep 15, 2016
kolaa007:
where is the fun in that when you worship there during the day....Night time worship would be awesome make we even do vigil there....
Vigil ke, if I wake up and find myself there attending a vigil, I'll run so fast dat my clothes wld remain exactly I woke up wen I wld av gotten 2 my house, under my blanket in a mata of seconds

I'll probably forget my legs dia sef... Lol
TravelRe: 30 Creepiest Places On Earth You Didn't Know Exist by DAVE5(m): 1:49pm On Sep 15, 2016
kolaa007:
Church of the Nine Ghosts

(http://www.urbanghostsmedia.com/2014/11/church-of-the-nine-ghosts-art-installation-lukova/)

Artist Jakub Hadrava ironically brought some life back to this abandoned Czech church by installing plaster sculptures of ghosts. Tourists from all over the world come to see the spooky specters.

Spooky!!!!!!!!!!!!! will you worship in a church like this?
i cld worship dia but not at night
TravelRe: 30 Creepiest Places On Earth You Didn't Know Exist by DAVE5(m): 1:37pm On Sep 15, 2016
kolaa007:
Roosevelt Hotel – Hollywood, Los Angeles

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hollywood_Roosevelt_Hotel)

Now this one is very interesting....

Montgomery Clift, stayed at the hotel for three months while rehearsing his role in the 1953 movie "From Here to Eternity." His ghost now allegedly haunts room #928 of the 9th floor of the hotel, playing a trumpet, and pacing the hallways while reciting his old lines


Marilyn Monroe has supposedly been seen several times in a full-length mirror, which was originally located in her poolside Suite 1200, where Marilyn often stayed. The mirror in which her image supposedly appears is now located next to the elevator on the lower level


There is also supposed to be a "cold spot" in the Blossom Ballroom at the same Roosevelt Hotel (the room where the very first Academy Awards ceremony was held), a circle about 30 inches in diameter and about 10 degrees colder than the rest of the ballroom

visit the Roosevelt Hotel in LA. The hotel was a staple of Old Hollywood, and Marilyn Monroe supposedly still visits her favorite room, Suite 1200


This matter tire me....would love those room that has ghost in them would move my whole family there and my whole generation....
no be only u e tire ohh, but from wat i see, those occurrences cld actually be faked, like the trumpet thingy and marilyn monroe thingy now jst 2 draw the interests of curious minds and u know the whole human race is curious... my opinion though
Technology Market### Blackberry Passport For Sale##superclean by DAVE5(op): 1:27pm On Sep 15, 2016
Hello nairalanders,

I hav a blackberry passport for sale, twas bought brand new abt 2 months ago...


reason for sale: 2 many phones at hand and need to dispose one.... plus y'all know iphone 7 jst came out..... grin wink cool

money is required..

#price: #70k only

my contact: 08180465588...
i dnt do whatsapp at all u can send a text if interested


pix attached below


NB: the line on the face of d last pix is jst light reflection,no scratches at all

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