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Seriously, the "Apostle comes to mind" crew have gotten to me. I can't but say the statement anytime I see her pics. Nawa o!!

Claps. Well deserved!!!


Oluehi's pics though, she's no Swart, if you know, you know.


Nice job to the compilation team and the committee.


Lalasticlala, help the sports ministry in a way Dalung can't pls.

Lalasticlala, help this ministry for this festive season pls.


Great info!!! God done dey China while science still dey board flight to connect to Ghana. Kontunu o.

Righteousness89:
Who Pass Hep?

If you are given Iwobi and Hazard, Who will u buy?

When Xavi and Iniesta, Pirlo were around, you consider them demigods of football cos of their passes. Now that an average Iwobi is rated ahead of Hazard and co, instead of you to be happy that he is only giving average performances and still gets ranked above them, you're beefing!!!

If he is now at Xavi's level, imagine the things that he would bring to any team he plays for!


Be underrating your own o.


Nice one Alex. You'd soon get there!!!

Nass, the perennial problem of Nigeria's Progress in this democratic era.

folake4u:
Yes oh my dear. Had to practically give him the bread and akara, not like putting it in his mouth directly oh. I dey craze? .

Yeah they serve ogun.

Lol Ive calm down for Jesus oh. I'm not lazy jor . Hardworking child of God like me .

How are you doing? Been a while

Ive been good. Same as you, or so I'm to believe.


Howz the holidays going?

Toks2008:
Thank you jare...ko easy at all.

You stuffed it up too much o. All those flesh in one pot?


Based on preparations, 25mins is enough to get it done, provided all other ingredients are ready. But like your own, an hour or two. boiling stock fish, meat and frying fish, etc. I give 2hrs.


Guys cook this better these days. twale to every guy that girls initially look down on as a bad cook based on appearances.... Until we shock una!!!

OP can you try and do this in a neat arrangement and attractive. This is a lovely concept. The way you did the write up isn't great enough for Thread of the year, or what the occasion demands.

Toks2008:
I made Efo elegusi yesterday. My partner was wowed!

Prawns
Baracuda fillets
Goat meat
Redbean fish
Stockfish
Ugwu
Spinach
Egusi


Second pics is the soup made and pounded yam.

I try abeg.

For those naija guys wey dey firm macho...for U.K guys no dey wait for their WIVES to cook for them o...else nah hunger go kill you.

Aspa Ekiti things, I give you a high 5!!Nice and Appetizing....

A thread with the info of a million silent words.


Nigeria we hail thee.


See that nightclub board to prove we were diverse but were united.

Religion too has a large play on this backwardness. The north especially.


From most of the literature pieces of the 40s down to 70s, it proved the Yorubas took education like diamond. The North didn't but were not bloody or imposing.


Mixed feelings seeing this thread.

See graduating students then, old enough to be dads. 30yrs na boy for university then.

InSanety:


Simeon for go on loan under Klopp or will be chopping bench at best. All these your mediocre players you people like hyping here, wetin e dey do for Levante now?


99% of Nigerian players are only useful to teams they are not part of, but once they are part of a team, they are useless.

Lol @99% I kinda agree. Looks like Obagoal was the last Nigerian to have his feet in a club and was very useful. Oops Yakubu, Yobo. All from the last era. This current era, I can't pinpoint. I stand to be corrected.

Is Johnny and pocket synonymous? cos I'm looking for the pocket.
Performer!!!

Is Johnny and pocket synonymous? cos I'm looking for the pocket.
Performer!!!

damiloladuke:
So what is the business of others with what an individual chose to do with his body....let them face the hatred and back-bitting they do, which they of course consider as little sin....every one is responsible for what happens to their soul and it is not another mans responsibility to judge.

You seem more concerned about the Christians than the Word. Leave them and diveinyo the word and see what it says. if it's different from what you call condemning, you can go ahead.


Live a righteous life instead.


No one totally own his or her body. it's why you'd give account of what you did to it cos you are a spirit and you need a container +o walk on earth.


It's God's Temple.

damiloladuke:
the problem with Christianity - condemnation here and there

youre very hilarious.


fallacio misericodium


The problem is people that refuse to be obedient to God and not the crap you typed up there.


Many fellas want freedom to sin, express their fleshy lust. Christianity is a barrier to these lusts, so they go hating Christians and the Word. lol



The height of freedom of fleshy lust is the historical Sodom and Gomorrah that archaeology just proved Did burn with fire from above.


Keep hating, Science will keep arriving late. Sorry to whoever waits for science to prove before accepting.

onyidon22:
There's is nothing wrong in that provided the joke does not contain some offensive words

Pls don't justify crap in a holy place and on an holy altar.

You know how they fear of God was both in old and New Testaments time, imagine a comedian climbing the altar cos it wasn't an offensive act to you. The fear of God is empty in most churches so many think it's permissible.



Just not on the altar... We should ever treat it sacred and stop making a joke out of our respect for God's altar.

Mace0lane:
What exactly are your Igbo governors building or commissioning to win you people over in the East beside hate. Many foolish PDP Igbo we’re celebrating one senseless mills road Ugwuanyi constructed that was washed of with rain to be reconstructed by tax payers money yet you do not want other to celebrate a bridge like this. OP no let hate finish your household for nothing.

Imagine celebrating a colossal failure such as Umahi Ugwuanyi n co. who commissioned rusty tap water on front page, yet you Igbos hail him as the next cool thing after Jesus. What is wrong with you b failures you chose to rule over your souls ?!

nairaland ooooo





I'm not igbo man. so I can't talk in peace again?

How worse could this get.


I'm simply a Nigerian concerned with that fact that politicians overhyped what they do when infact it's just something the masses needs. It's a right, not a privilege like most of them make it to be.


Chai. which way naija o.

Longest this and that everyday Naim we still dey celebrate?


This is a necessity for the masses and should stop being used to win over peeps for cheap gains.

Giddymoney:
I know my president, he can never make such statement









Unless he wants the replies to Give him high bp

Iffai hear say bubu uttered this very words. Person wey no send before lord lugard dey sef....


Another funny evidence to jubrilgate!!!

Spy360:
How some people don't see this is what marvels me, even when stats and pundits suggest so, they want to keep arguing saying its their personal opinion.

Perhaps they've forgotten some soon how the Nigerian rival to Messi from 2005 was reduced to a DMF cos the coach wanted it so. Potentials are one thing, they cannot be doubted, but disciine and adaptation is another.


I'm still one of those that had the switch not happened and Mikel was in the right hands, Messi would've had a rival up his sleeves and that would've taken his shine away based on the potentials of Mikel.


See Chukwueze of Villarreal, with what he does, he can be a ronaldinho if groomed to continue with his natural. talents, but if the coach wants him doing otherwise or wants him playing elsewhere, what can we do?


That's the point.


Guendozi has literally stopped his long passes that Aubamayang loved to see.

Infact Guendozi has started playing and joining the attack instead of sitting back. All this boils down to what the coach wants.



So far who noticed that Emery hasn't been hard on Iwobi to shoot and score? I won't be surprised if the coach is behind that. but overall, me I'm after common sense instead.


But that common sense may be what made pep to get rid of Iheanacho too. so much for results.

folake4u:
Lwkmd!

Keep on o.



Feed you boss in car, are you sure your diary is complete? Ahh. Isokay. lemme not talk.

They serve Ogun in that place niyen thus the swear with that stuff.


Lol

Better be calm and don't form boss cos you get office o. Lazy geh. Foodmongery join.

Funny some peeps are Tryna downplay Guendozi performance since he came. lol.


He's golden. His long passes accuracy were a disturbance to the defenders cos it was making football easy with the usual midfield tussles the rough epl is known for. That I noticed and it gave him high ratings in his 3 epl games and the Europa too. Then I noticed he stopped it altogether, which means such an order of discipline came from the coach himself. Else Guendozi would just be assisting from his DM position direct. Put in a team with better fire power like Man City, Bayern and I tell you, at this very age, he would be the highest assist king in that league.


Thus is no hype. You have to just adapt to what the coach wants. Emery uses him to draw out a sitting defence.

safarigirl:
when did Gareth Bale become an English player?

How many English players leave England and become anything? How many can even leave to start with? What is the ratio of English players outside England compared to other nations?

Nuff said

youre back from the long silence? Bon arrive!

Danielnino00:
Ndidi makes the last 3

Ndidi should take this easily. Jessie is good too.

So make we fry Ice cream and freeze puff puff ba?

Erm help, I'm lost o, is anybody down here?

1. Wilfred Ndidi.
2. Ukouwem Utin
3. Samuel Kalu
4. Francis Uzoho
5. Williams Troost-Ekong
6. Wilfred Ndidi
7. Odion Ighalo
8. Alex Iwobi.
9. Francis Uzoho.
10. Oluehi
11. Ahmed Musa 2nd Goal against Iceland.

folake4u:
dave P what's your say on this?

I go just dey look you as you dey try force me make I light fire near this petrol keg wey you set for me. well-done o. lol

Shame on FG and ASUU.

Who knows if it's allowances increment that is the cause of all this. How to add one floodlight to dark streets on most campuses is not even close to their throat talk less their medula.



This is where you know that all the SUGs are all time wasting efforts to make students feel like they belong and are heard. Iffai hear. They can't even summon a crowd to match. Nonsense!!

If this is short then I wonder what would be called semi- unclad to OP

Obi1kenobi:
Errr....because you are you, and not your parents. You live your life, not your parents' life. This regressive mindset is the reason Africa's population keeps exploding unchecked. Everybody must marry, and have 5 kids like their parents did. This is why many populations in advanced democracies will remain stable in the coming years (some are are even receding), while Nigeria is expected to hit close to the 1 billion mark at the end of this century: what many economists forecast to be a coming catastrophe for the African continent.
Human beings are highly complex creatures and there are many sources of fulfillment as a human being. Popping out kids is what every animal does and there is nothing special about it. It is not an achievement. Only in this backward, regressive continent are women still measured by how many children they have.

Lol it gets even more funnier.


Now you can't disprove what I'm saying, so you had to hop onto population explosion in Africa. Wow. Very Impressive.

Not like I'm even saying reproduction to give numbers is a must. But now that you've gone as far as China when I'm still in Nigeria....

MissRaine69:
Why is it such a difficult thing for you to process? It’s not alien technology. A man or woman can choose not to have a child. Millions exits who have made that choice.

Lol. I get now. You have no answers to my questions + your inability to backup your stats and prove em. So I'd simply end it here. thanks for your time. very revealing!!