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Crime › Re: Two Arrested For Killing A Woman In Kano Over Blasphemy by daveP(m): 12:28am On Jun 05, 2016
wait is it only me noticing this line...


"The second suspect surrended HIMSELF over to the police"


Like seriously, who does that after this degree of crime? I find this funny obviously.


Lemme hear the practical side of these preaching of peace please. smh.
Music/Radio › Re: Ladies Flaunt Cleavages At South-African Music Awards by daveP(m): 12:15am On Jun 05, 2016
To these Ladies, pls line up.....

Politics › Re: Nigerians Reacts To President Buhari's Twit About The Murdered Woman In Kano by daveP(m): 12:10am On Jun 05, 2016
Smh in everest degree

It's not mandatory to tweet.
TV/Movies › Re: X-men: Apocalypse Poster Showing ‘mystique’ In A Chokehold Sparks Outrage. by daveP(m): 2:28am On Jun 04, 2016
talktonase:
Hollywood has promoted more violence in movies and video games.I wonder why they are complaining about the chokehold.
they are good at recycling stories too.


after watching justice League, marvel began to do seasonal on each major character. They are currently on Flash and Green Arrow. wonder who's next.


besides this might help. very very. This guy's YouTube views alone surpasses Rihanna's Sm followers....

https://m.youtube.com/results?q=everything%20wrong%20with&sm=1
Politics › Re: "We Were Saying Rubbish During The Campaign" - President Buhari. by daveP(m): 12:47pm On May 31, 2016
you are indirectly confessing you didn't know what you were signing up for ba?


20 hours of work averagely per day thru the year. and that's when the country is peaceful. how much more with the current Bisbal dismal all over. you signed for it, so live with it.
Fashion › Re: Dethroned Grace Okoro Adaeze Reacts, Tells Her Side Of The Story! by daveP(m): 12:45pm On May 31, 2016
truly many sides to the story but our decision to hide the reality of the truth will continue to make us post phone the truth.



this is just a lil part of the whole pageant crap.


(in song) now it's just who want it the most, Stan up for the champion.
TV/Movies › Re: Images Everyone Obsessed With Super Story Growing Up Will Get by daveP(m): 9:58am On May 30, 2016
bhaira mcwizu!!!! smiley mehn
Politics › Re: Buhari Fails To Keep Promise To Release Details Of Looters, Recovered Assets by daveP(m): 2:05pm On May 29, 2016
43000 as exact figure of ghost workers. hmmm grin

(intended)
Politics › Re: PUNCH Newspaper Rates President Buhari's 1yr In Office by daveP(m): 1:56pm On May 29, 2016
surprisingly and expectantly, none of the bubu zombies are even viewing.


What share have we in Apc, or what place have we in the bubu in power. to your tents o sensible Nigerians, now see to your own tent o bubu.(after the stones have done their damage)
Politics › Re: Understanding Buhari In 365 Days: Chronicles Of His Achievements- Breaking Times by daveP(m): 1:51pm On May 29, 2016
NERDYDREAMS, I DASH YOU POST OF THE MONTH, MAYBE YEAR SEF grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye Displays Hot Legs In Denim Short Shorts (photos) by daveP(m): 9:18pm On May 27, 2016
Twaci:
Yvonne Nelson's legs still remains my best...
( shocked shocked shocked)

Ahh, eleyi laggard die o
Celebrities › Re: Toolz & Her Girls Go For Pre-wedding Drinks In Dubai by daveP(m): 9:13pm On May 27, 2016
better to have an oshodi wedding and see the grandchildren Wed also than have only a pix album to prove the first wedding was cos of tha dubai rave and crave.



if captain steers from on course, do not, I repeat, do not tell any nig media outlet o.
Food › Re: What Was The First Thing You Learned To Cook? by daveP(m): 2:14pm On May 27, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
@ DaveP, the first meal I learnt how to prepare is beans and rice grin, and I was 6 years old.. I used to watch my mum select the beans, put it on fire, and the rice follows (so, I thought embarassed)..

One day, we came back from school, very hungry with only stew at home.. My dad traveled while my mum went for her business.. I resorted to cooking for myself, and siblings.. I got beans, selected and washed it.. I went for rice, washed it, and immediately mixed it with the beans, added a drum of salt, and placed it on fire to cook cheesy..

Omo!! Rice don dey soft while beans still hard like stone cry.. I was wondering if I had done anything wrongly.. To me, everything was right.. I patiently waited, reassuring my siblings that we would soon eat cheesy.. Even our maid then told me I was supposed to allow the beans cook first before adding the rice..

What did she know undecided? My mum cooks better jare, and she adds both together (so my childish heart told me) cheesy..

We finally ate the salt soaked marshy rice, with beans slightly cooked together with the stew grin cheesy..

Did my siblings complain? I really can't tell, though my mum corrected me when she came back in the evening..

Now? My beans and rice game is top notch cheesy..

About getting filled while cooking? TRUE grin.. No matter how hungry I am, after cooking, I do not eat immediately as the aroma would have filled my stomach..

Cc:
Skarlett
Laveda
Amicable09....., come and confess cheesy..
on this rice, bean issue, you aren't alone
Food › Re: What Was The First Thing You Learned To Cook? by daveP(m): 2:12pm On May 27, 2016
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Lol @ daveP grin...so you're among the eat-while-cooking crew, ..guess the whole plantain was burnt as well grin[/color]
See dem bad belle o.


me burnt offering. nah. lol

none of them was burnt. twas okay. no blame me now, Wetin small boy wey dey in control go dey do? dey look the plantain? shocked
Politics › Re: Anambra Monitors Fulani Herdsmen With Helicopter by daveP(m): 7:16pm On May 26, 2016
Tashaamania:
Nice.. we really need to be on the lookout for these animals. Very poor, dirty, heartless and tattered looking beings!
Welldone Obiano. Anambra people appreciates you.


BTW, who noticed the number of hausa-fulanis selling meshai in UNN increased? sad
hmm(smooches beard) they have an average of 5 around univ that I've visited. mine is 4 as at now.


Longest time Taasha
Food › Re: What Was The First Thing You Learned To Cook? by daveP(m): 7:07pm On May 26, 2016
mine should be pakere. we had lots of plantain in our store monthly and one month like that, my parents weren't around.


Having seen how it was done, I told my Bros that I would fry for them all. they sat and watch TV while I went to the kitchen and used a stool to at least get taller than the electric cooker.



1st batch, I sent to them, 2nd, 3rd,......nth. until I couldn't even eat mine again(blame the makin-touch' habit i.e I eat while I fry. uhmm) embarassed




My siblings pounced on my mountain size share, soaked garium while I looked on.





when I slept that night, I now understood why mumc always didn't eat immediately after cooking; Aroma alone can make you filled up.




but that of rice, then pounded yam and egusi(dad) was more fun sha. That's when I became the Gustavo.



cc: Charijee, Sleekyshuga

Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And Jocelyn Dumas Battle It Out On Lip Sync Africa by daveP(m): 6:38pm On May 26, 2016
englishmart:
brother mi, I dey like dele o. Everywhere good. How your side?
lol


kampe-lly moving to promised land o. If you dey like dele then we would all be 'kashimawo' so that when the coming Ayoade turns you to a bamidele, you'll leave the english-mart levels. hmm. I hail o.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And Jocelyn Dumas Battle It Out On Lip Sync Africa by daveP(m): 12:13pm On May 26, 2016
englishmart:
A bag of rice is N21,000 and a basket of tomatoes N42000.if you won't eat indomie and egg during my wedding ceremony,My dear, please stay at home
grin the kind leave you take from on here. you sure say na kampe levels.



mishels can do the cooking.
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Popular Churches In Nigeria And Their Origin by daveP(m): 1:46pm On May 22, 2016
hehhehehhe

even if twill be chasing the wind for countering the list, the list is still very incorrect and incomplete.



Cac, AG, C&s, Mfm??






Modified




ahhhh cheesy see people putting claims to verify and stamp their ideologies. smh.


How did Christ Institute the RCC?


How was Abraham given the tag 'the 1st witness'?

The Fixer's Syndrome.
Christianity Etc › Re: Reason Why Many Will Not Make Heaven by daveP(m): 1:41pm On May 22, 2016
anigbajumo:



Abeg stop all these treat,only God knows the true worshippers.If u do this u wnt make heaven, if u do that u wnt make heaven,How many people will then make heaven??

Beside, Are u God??

oh c'mon with this true worshippers line. People need to stop finding excuse for things. His Manual book is there, follow the guidelines and let it affect your conduct, etc and you won't miss your way.(hesitates).
Politics › Re: 8 Ways The Constitution/Statutes Discriminate Against Women by daveP(m): 1:38pm On May 22, 2016
As regards some of the restrictions above, I've seen where they were broken in the space of 5years. night duty, field work for female officers etc, and they do very well


Of a truth, this constitution needs a heavy upgrade from 2.0-30.0


Don't want go into the religious aspect even if I smell the undertone there.
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Slaps Eko Hotel’s Security Guard by daveP(m): 1:30pm On May 22, 2016
floragregs:
don't be too quick to judge! Wait till you hear his part.
you may be right about this, but in reality, nig celeb, in fact celebs all over the world drop their side of the story after they've rescripted how it would look to the public in order to absolve blame and win approval.


I'll believe this side till he comes out clean.
Sports › Re: Full Stadium At Rangers Vs Heartland Match (Photos) by daveP(m): 12:39am On May 22, 2016
the day we have 10 fixtures that are played consistently for a month in NPFL, then our league is highly safe to be heading in the right dirextion.
Sports › Re: Iheanacho Named Deadliest Striker In EPL by daveP(m): 12:31am On May 21, 2016
TheSuperNerd:
Now you've stated your reason for disliking Mikel. thanks. You were once a fan but not anymore. It's expected a non-fan will say what you said... grin


Questionnaire:

Who assisted Emenike's goal against Zambia?

Who gave the beautiful overhead through pass that found ideye who side-tapped with his ankle to Emenike?

Who rolled the ball into a fine position for Emenike's hit against Ivory coast?

Who released Victor moses on one of his surging runs that saw him get two penalties against Ethiopia?

Who again set up Emenike's strike from a freekick against Mali?

Who bossed the midfield against the deadly ivoriens?

Who set up Musa's only goal at AFCON 2013?

WHO who whohuhhuh??!!!!!!!!

It's you who need to go watch those games Sir. And when you do you will find that all these questions have one answer. You're welcome grin


Who frustrated winfred Bony's last mins strike in the box that would have. paused the Super Eagles victory over the ivoriens?
Modified.




don't bother debating with them. il choose stats over sentiments anyday. meet someone who does and you'd have met a sane nig football fan.
Sports › Re: Flying Eagles Arrive Burundi Ahead Of CAF U-20 Championship by daveP(m): 12:14am On May 21, 2016
11 officialshuh



These men may consume elephant-size meals while the boys are on strict diet. haba na!!


KingTom comman see one of the shortcuts out of the Abacha atmosphere o.




These boys, we. dey behind you!!
Romance › Re: by daveP(m): 12:12am On May 20, 2016
All this in a change Era?


Well lemme not join the crew that always announce that "own lo nsoro"
Romance › Re: Miss Oliviaarims Eyes Only! by daveP(m):
mzhorlah:
uwc....thanks too
Liam em


read backwards starting from 'liam' smiley


mzhorlah
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast APC Over Rescued Chibok Girl (pics) by daveP(m): 11:31pm On May 19, 2016
Sit and ask questions an interrogator would ask.



Mine are:


a) Did she show signs of fright on sighting crowd, men with guns? this is a phobia all the girls should have by now, no matter their safety wherever they are.


b) Communication skills, is 2 years in isolation enough for a Wassce student to lose total oral usage of it?

c) If the baby was born under good conditions, are we to expect a 100more babies in good condition with the fact that these girls are already mothers?


d) When she was seen, was she evaluated logistically and psychologically for fitness, sanity before she was thrown open to the media, public? smiley


They must have the fastest devices to carry this out in 24hrs. Hmmm




Simply put, I tend to ask questions in cases like this.


Her statement about the Nigerian army is proof that the kidnappers themselves know the calibre of the NA, and these girls are aware by their kidnappers
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast APC Over Rescued Chibok Girl (pics) by daveP(m): 11:23pm On May 19, 2016
perhaps Mission Chib 275 more episodes would produce all the girls.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Menace Of Belief In Witchcraft by daveP(m): 8:26pm On May 19, 2016
johnydon22:
Nobody is side tracking anything to Africa alone.

I'm an african and lives in Africa so i address issues based on how directly the affect me, you expect me to leave the issue facing us in the face and go start poking the same issues in another nation?

that's plain silly.

I address that of the African society cus it concerns me, whether the world drowns in superstition doesn't mean it is something worth having.

You saying people should keep quiet because every other person does it?
you're still besides the point.


i'm saying why say something is unreal cos you want to. say so, whereas it's universal fact is there. cos you want to belive so?

we know the idea of witchcraft in Africa is so high And to a frightening level. but to undermine it and say it's cos we put so much not into it will be the opp of wisdom.


that's why I gave those examples up there. do you think the whites don't have their own side of this topic as wellhuh (chuckles)
Romance › Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by daveP(m): 1:28am On May 18, 2016
iceberylin:
What's this undecided
seems we both asking the OP the same question..
..

Romance › Re: World's Most Unusual And Amazing Views (photos) by daveP(m): 1:22am On May 18, 2016
The more Explorers and Deecherys we see across all NL section, the saner NL will be, the lesser the ignoramuses.

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