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dicksj93:
and chelsea who finished 6th in epl in 2012 knocked out ur almighty barca in d champions league dah year.....

U claim premier league defenders are mediocre... huh,wel ronaldo never scored up to 50 goals a season while he was in england...it only happens in la liga... wel,same ronaldo made in epl is toppin ur top scorers chart...
Wat do u say to dah..

Hazard was kicked about each tym he tries to move forward n risked being injured n u call him shiiit ? How many tyms was neymar anonymous in matches last season...did u call him mediocre?
Yea neymar to me is a bera player dan hazard buh d r in same bracket includin bale...neymar is slightly a bera talent.
@op get rid of sentiments or stick to ur la liga n dnt just go watch one psg - chelsea match n open up ya judgement book

it is when i begin to see hazard been compared with Neymar, Bale that i can now disagree.

I see stats about Hazards-fine, i agree, but Bale does even more dribbling with a higher chance of scoring and yet avoids getting fouled. Its part of the reason madrid fans want him away cos they see he is a "Bigger Hazard" that wanna take the shine away from their Ronaldo. There was a time Thiery, Crouch were the most fouled, their fans cried foul, but no one did much about it. I think Hazard should be luckier getting foul calls to boost his worth. Cos soon he'l want to do something different. For now He is among top 5 in England, but europe??

Buhahahahahahhahahha hahhaha hehhehehhehehe


ahh God hehehhehehe


(falls from valmunich's iroko tree onto beach sand and stands up coughing) oh my eyes my eyes my eyes!!! (coughs and coughs)


(to a crowd close by) this is what would leave you....


Crowd- WONDERING AND PONDERING!!!!!

ME: thank you

(wipes hands with napkin and exits shaking head)

valmunich:
*climbs down from Iroko tree to comment*

Know a whole lot of em here


I only pity the ladies that will be mindf#cked into falling for em

It's still not ma problem shaa


*climbs back to iroko to get a better view of thread*

(enters and moves to Hulk Hogan's wwe entrance theme song, swinging an axe ) ah fresh wood for my bungalow in downtown Santiago(wields it and strikes. A heavy thud and a scream follows, they a few moans and perfect silence. Places axe on shoulder and waltz out as Hulk Hogan's theme song starts to signify "Job done"

Lol see analysts in the house. Well ive noticed rarely do the European stars disturb at the world cup like 2006 and 2010. We rather get surprises from Americas and though their lowkey(the euros) may be due to injuries, or other factors. But German and Netherland have always waved the european flag consistently since the last 5world cups.


Then the Europa League is too too dry for my liking. Its one of the reason they allowed 3-postioned tean in UCL to participate peradventure a big team would drag attention(chelsea, athletico, ac milan, always porto and erm benfica) its not working and although its like a compensation for middle table teams, the flavour is lacking.

Africa o, Africa o ma gadin na, africa!- salif keita

Which African team would be the First to host Women's world cup?

When would the NPL have an attractive logo, attractive packaging, make fans worth, or insurance and transfer sweetness?

11 players sacked, warri wolves appoint Aloysius...etc..... Cmon, lol.

We need to restore our foothold in Caf Champions league o. With a pattern that would shock team.(physical+flair).

Well back to topic-Skysports are at it again. So they wana go back on their 60% home players itch. How happy i was when manucho and moses, sakho broke man u/liverpool's no-black backbone.

Hmm! (wondering and pondering)

i give them 29-64days, theyl yearn for noise and honks from cars and trailers. Noise is one of the things that humans cant avoid/do without(noise in diff degrees)

Lalasticlala!!


Need a salute smiley

(opens door and takes a seat. Jots a thing or two)

Amefrica, nice one!

So it was a "fake" Harvard that was filmed in Fringe Division? Chai.

Even Ben Carson spoke about that rivalry in his books.

When Nl was Nl

you asked for help, advice, etc and 11-15 people are already on the queue to solve, decipher and enumerate, exfoliate any challenges. (exhales lightly)

(wipes hands with napkin)

Me: agbim do you know the legend Sam Ibiam

Agbim: (looking dumblosted) erm(scratches head) erm wetin be the name again?

Marieolae, Jennimma, and sweetylicious arent on the list

(hits gavel) this list is incomplete and is therefore adjudged erm.... Incomplete! I arise

KingTom- Coooouuuurt!!

Okay. Arsenal! I know what the Vall can do here..


Afrok- come and see

Hahhahahah aha ha ha haha aha ahahah hahhahaha hhuuhuhuhuhu


hehehhehehehhehe(fallls from bunkbed and still keeps laughing, pauses and looks at thread topic again, which sparks off another bowel-ignition of undefined laughter) hahahahhaha hehehhehe huhuhu


(rubs hurting packs and calms down. Refuses to look @ topic to avoid kickstarting another round of.....)

oh My oh my!!!

(wipes hands with napkin)

The pot-bellied V.C would be like


"Senate should we enforce this or not, because i personally need to DISCIPLINE/CURB SOME UNSCRUPULOUS acts on this campus" (adjust glasses)


Senate go be like

(mumbling and inaudible chatterings signifying disagreement)


(wipes hands with napkin)

ClintonNzedimma:
thanx
which team did you use?

olympic lyon

I tried with Lyon and crashed@ quater. Lisandro and lacazette!! Deadly wingers, but napoli was too strong for me.....


Clinton weldone o

If i wanted to be hilarious, il form a scene..

G- we need just 15kids for Okon's Home, twill be enough for the publicity.

AdC- yes boss(goes to do bidding)

curtain fall.



But i cant be hilarious now(picks a chopstick of puffballs and munches away, left hand in pocket, shoes making a "ko ko ko" sound on the marble tiles)


this looks real and this girl will hold a powerful position in power if He tarries. So i feel

(peeps...... Runs out chanting) Gustavo alert! Gustavo alert!

(a crowd soon gathers from nowhere with placards and joins the chants across the entire block) Gustavo alert Gustavo alert....


Ladies: Wonderfulllll Fooooodddd



Guys: Glorrrriiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuusssssss

(trombone pauses)


Foooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddd!!!!!! (tempo maintained till a halt is obtained) whew....

CFCfan:
Abi o. One of my favorite activities is hanging out at the beach.

(planning travel back schedule) the breeze is so missed

lanicky:
Hi lovely family....happy val

I av a suprise for u all....like I want to make it up to u guys


@ toniro....susrite.....sis charijee....sis Cheriepet...bro JeffreyJames...daveP...dre11...Nickymezor....Princesschi...Sexysapphire....akinsadeez...MzLaurel..Trypa nd beautiful elantraceey.

Love you all like seriously.

okay now. We love ya too Lan!

His weight is compressing the yellow keg and may give way, so the yams fall back on the floor and the night fresh spills as well.(looks for more out of view stuff)

Ayomide might be viewing this thread and be like
"Make i dodge, i be Ayorinde till 12:01am"

GoldCircle:
(in charles okafor's accent)just imagine? Ehn! I weep for your parents.(switches to Osuofia's accent) Na person pickin be dis o! This is your stock in trade. Your profession!( mixes and changes accent and intonation to Jide Kosoko's) To make people's peni.s bigger?! (and finally with Mourinho's rat-like voice and sullen face during post-match press) I sorry for you!

(coughs up)

elantraceey:
I didn't mean my part joor , i mean generaly , you just jump from one thing to another

(demostrates the bolded like Mr bean does) one to the other! Its simple- I have an ecletic state... Sorry taste. I jst figured if its in a linear format, twill fizzle out. Read from the beginning, you get why.(puts on red bowtie) time to get high

elantraceey:
Why do i find it difficult to understand your diary

oops, Tracey!! Which part? Wasnt intentional to make it difficult.....

Okay

Ada Lovelace- a brilliant, and skillful, intelligent lady that assisted Charles Babbage. She was the 1st ever programmer............

dre11:
What's up buddy......

Lanick..... I see your work at your diary section

Sexysapphir.... Greetings
Cheriepet....... Where at thou

To all other ladies in the house..... I pay my humble respect to all

JeffreyJame.... I salute ooo
Dave where art thou
Torin.... Have a good day at work
And the rest............. Respect man

here i am o! (smells cooking mingled with the burning of firewood) = aaahhhhhh

charijee:
You didn't see me

(turns to her) my resolute still stands however! (smooches beard) seems u didnt bother to read the post my request was in.

SexySapphire:
Dave, is this actually meant for me? I'm guessing you quoted the wrong comment cos I don't just understand. Anyway, how are you and darling Trypa?

i saw 'bae' in the post and quoted.
Yeah she's by me. Busy though.


Chickens to my Alimentary today!!

Missmossy:
I no get your own time now

are you sure?

Okay (shrugs and puts back headphone. Keeps nodding to Mya K's My Dj hit)

Liamm:
bosssssssss! I'm loyal Sir. (prostrates)

how have you been Sir?

(chai) okay i dey kamps!

Adamo84:
You talk true and sense Shaa but you funny ooo

those 3 cousins must pick my call or else......(strikes/drags cutlass on tarred road)

rokiatu:
If I don't reply you, you ain't relevant enough.

And I am not bored today so I dont have time for bullshi...t.



next.

(eyes now opened, exhales deeply)






i hope its nt what im thinking?

CFCfan:
The view on my way to school via the metrolink: looks lovely

wow, i wish to take a dive and enjoy the waters.