₦airaland Forum

I see 58points for city already......

So the White House is tracking Brainards in top Universities since January so i observed.

When last did Aso Rock track Brainards from UI, FUTA, Zaria, OAU, UNIZIK, etc?

If this was constant every month or so, students would sit up just to be shortlisted to see the echelons in our govt.


I keep saying it, THERE'S NO Govt(state, fed or Local) that really have plans for our edu-sector. But they can drop ghana-must-go for certificates with signatures and emblems to ascertain authenticity!

Obama onto Nigeria citizens of late-Hmm. "Marching Forward"

(wipes hands with Napkin)

Lemme picture this scene, semi-fictional...




Ade rushed in from work. His bones felt like detaching from his lanky frame. Adeola, his opposite in frame dropped a wooden stool for him as she went to attend to culinarial calls. She propped her kid up her back and went in, but not after turning to take a long pitiful look at her Conductor-husband.


His job was one of the most underlooked when applying for job application yet she loved the fact that week in week out Ade Always brought "goodies" home. She went in..

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Ade stared at his wife's shape and turned away, several thoughts opposite of what he was supposed to think of flooded his skull which had no "helmet" to resist "collateral damage"

He stood up and Uche watched as his neighbor walked tiringly to "THE CORNER"

Uche called it that name because Ade did some unsavoury acts there. Uche shook his head as he watched Ade bump a stick of one of London's private company's cigarette-Benson and Hedges

He twitched and twisted his neck and inhaled, then he raised his neck up to the air and puffed with solitary comfort. He bent down and his nose played its part of the "Chimney job"

Ade's eyes were suddenly Red!!! The mood was about to be ignited. More non-discomfortable puffs, the nose equally as well and he was soon calm, as he shook of the ash. He held it stylishly between his hard fingers like a Russian gendarme would proudly hold a spear for ceremonial display.

"Iya Bola" a voice portraying "Agberonistic tendencies" blurted out from "The CORNER"

ADE WAS HIGH

Curtains Fall



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Rita dominic, contunu to take 1st in style this fashion that you hear. Dont go and consider changing position from the bottom of the unmarried list you hear. In fact im beginning to suspect.........


Even dygeasy and Caracta are here.

This list and the ladies in it. Rita wake up pls!!

(wipes hand with napkin)

One a kid always and still a "kid"

just like Lil benita, the name stuck for more than a decade and despite pleas here and there, so to speak, it was difficult to get rid of that tag "Little Benita" until she had to go away from the radar and with a few newspaper write-ups here and there. The name finally ended in the dumpster..


Some one should tell me this wont be the fate of "Wizkid" when he is about 27-30yrs old.

I heard this syndrome is also affecting "Wizboy" so to speak!!

(wipes hands with napkin)

lanicky:
what is it dave?

lanny, can i see you for a min?

Quoting Jimi Agbaje himself.....

"I've always maintained that knocking Governor B.R. Fashola (SAN) for his achievements all because I'm running for Governor on a different platform will just be playing mere politics - and that's not what I've set out to do in this campaign. However, I like to think that Governor B.R. Fashola (SAN) and I have very different positions and ideologies when it comes to leadership and what we both think is critical to developing Lagos into a world class mega-city.

This leads me to an issue that needs to be addressed. An issue that has to do with our doctors and healthcare workers

First and foremost, I find it heart wrenching that at our level of development in Lagos, we still have to grapple with the decision of paying the salaries of our doctors. You see, quite simply, we cannot expect to have grown our economy by almost a hundred fold in the last 16 years without improving the lives and working conditions of our healthcare workers. It's not just logical. What's the purpose of building schools, if our children cannot afford it? What's the purpose of building bridges, if it doesn't connect people to commercial activity? What's the purpose of leadership, if there are no followers? What's the purpose of such great prosperity, if it doesn't trickle down to the least of us? This is where I think we fundamentally differ. There's a semblance of being progressive on the surface but the position and decisions that the honorable Governor has made over his tenure leaves us to wonder if truly he and the leaders in the Lagos' ruling party, the APC, are true Progressives - in the footsteps of great Yoruba leaders like Awolowo and LK Jakande.


You see being progressive has nothing to do with your party. It's in your lifestyle, in your instinct, it's subconscious. I learnt this from my great mentor Pa Abraham Adesanya - A man that took me under his wings as a young politician and taught me all that I know about politics. He would say, "It's about the people, Jimi. At the end of the day, no other metric counts, no validation is greater than the one you see on the faces and in the lives of our people. If they are hungry and without jobs; if they're without a roof over their heads; if they're uneducated and lack the basic life skills to compete; then we've all failed even if we build the tallest of skyscrapers or the longest of bridges."
That's what I call being Progressive.
So don't lecture me on experience. If your so called experience doesn't have a human face to it, it's all for nothing.

Let me assure Lagosians that hope is on the way. And being a Pharmacist myself and understanding the importance of a healthy people to national development, I intend to do more in this area. I have said under my watch, we shall introduce a free-health insurance scheme that would be beneficial to Lagosians and service providers, amongst other things. It's bold - no doubt - but it's possible. As long as we have the the political will to see it through, it will happen.
Government must begin to work not for a few elites that gather on the main streets of Bourdillon but for ALL people. Whether you're a banker or a blacksmith, an electrician or an exporter, teachers, Okada riders, students and lecturers. We are all one people in pursuit of the basic needs in life: opportunity, liberty, dignity of work and the pursuit of happiness.
So in this election, let us make it clear to the opposition that when it comes to being Progressive:
It is not in the size of the cap, it's in the THOUGHTS.
It's not by the shape of the glasses, it's in the VISION.

And it's definitely not for them to decide whose feet the shoes fit. Our progressivenessis about the PATH that Lagosians themselves choose to travel and our ability as leaders to harness that.
God bless."

(shrugs) I just want what's best for my Country.

Oh Lord, its fufilling!!

The same silly, somewhat inconsiderate excuse is the one that kickstarts this process.

Hmm. 200guys=170million people what a ratio for a decision!!!

charijee:
She ran away with who?.....did you say there was no baby?....no no no I can't believe my ears .....come and tell me in plain language pls

hmm chari untill i see b4 i conclude.

charijee:
Who's stalking my chief chef?

il watch from the stands

Trypa:
Dave just brought mi bck with immediate flight
Hope u didn't fight with dat mumu boy?

hon which boy is dat pls lanicky...... (picks pick)

Temptee101:
You can tell lies. The Yoruba girls i know including the ones i served with are fat, dirty and VERY ugly

bro i like that shinning ride behind you o, but il say in response to the bolded........ Eyes have not seen!! Know more(dont mistake seeing "a part" for seeing "all"!! Wished i could drop pix but.......

(studies the atmosphere in the "room" il rest!

I wish i could break down every single line and erm.......

(smooches beard). Well well!!(exhales)

Wow wow


they've started surfacing-Supertod Kids

Hmmm! He recoiled suddenly?

Pray against craftiness and subtlety!

Is Buhari's shoulders that straight@ angle 90 for his frame-Question that bugged my mind on seeing this pix.
Hmmmmm!
Besides, from a sniper's angle, i think GEJ's guards are not that alert.


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Trypa:
Don't mind dave he took some forbidden grass of d forest or bush lolZZ weed jj knws how it work

Trypa:
Osima giridin!!

Don't worry we will soon b bck when we r done with one boy like dat wey no get sense

ah, so im suddenly in the dark on this. Hmm(wipes hands dry with napkin)

charijee:
I smell uncertainty

help o! I smell stalking. Jj should put on his badge asap. Been getting constant likes from my posts from august and september 2014!

Ignored it but 3weeks consistency is no joke again. My diary mustu...... Charijee........

(sips his trypa)

Trypa:
Hey dave are u high of pure water? Ma baby is cool with mi just dat nobody cares so we ave been in political section all dis while.

poli what??(buys ticket for nxt flight.grabs mackintosh and enters departure lounge) tell me jst two things dear. Jst two! (drops call)

charijee:
Dave has Trypa put to birth?....where una dey o

she ran away with....


Oh Trypa? She is so cool and baby.... There's no baby b4(scratches head)

VANHELLSING:
Stop lying, in all my life I have never come across beautiful YORUBA. Except u mean bleached ones?

ama Keep gazing lika gazelle. Well simply put..... [size=32pt]YOU JUST LIED[/size] besides ive got extremely beautiful ones. Travel more(wondering and pondering)

egopersonified:


Analyst

iffa catch u (wipes hands with napkin)

Damilola, Funlola, Kemisola, shewa, lola and gbemisola are allllllll my nieces, sorry cousins, Trypa and they are all beautiful than the lady in the pics above so to speak(wipes hands with napkin)

Been campaigning against since she-wa got ill. Her mumc(my cous) was all frightened and they have to do surgery. No diff btw fufu and noodles, its simply packaging........ Meanwhile..... Come and see

Yeah, it you want to have a resounding, baritonic voice that vibrates like those men in the Soweto Gospel Choir, then avoid taking it three much.


Unless the sun is there to heat things up after drinking.

Caracta:
Happened to my brother.

He woke up 9:30am for a 9am paper. He practically ran from the hostel to his faculty in pyjamas. As a law student, he was sent back to put on White and Black. He pleaded but they insisted. Before he came back, exam don finish. That alone gave him an extra semester.

But today, he made it tops out of Law School. This life sha.

Jesu mio

Afrok:
what did U expect her to say? even Flavour's baby mama said the same thing before she became baby mama .

Dada-ruffied!!


When that hair was reigning due to daddy shoki's influence, Flavour had no option than to try it. It stuck just like tupac style, dre style and puff daddy style stuck and was common among guys.


But now......... As in........ I mean..............its like................. Cant flavour jst go back to his natural look. Wake up in the morning, attach wig, shake head,twitch neck, enter studio.... By nightfall, remove wig, sleep...... Cmon Flavour..... Try a new thing!

Chidinma- Onyeka style

Chai.

Haba now! This poll don tey. I rem this poll way back when RVP was almost scoring his 3rd goal against Ibrahimovic's AC Milan in the UCL round of 16. We need 4-0 to proceed, but abbiati denied us...


Thats why...

RVP
Rosicky
Walcott
Fabregas
Alexander Hleb
are not on this list. RVP has overtaken Anelka sinceeeeeeeee.

Well Happy this "Reminder of a thread" came to spice up things

kestolove95:
guy if dem. catch u...u on ur own

iffahear!

I like some of green members though irrespective of partyism someone like Hon Abike Dabiri. Influential in diasporal matters(adjusts holding mic) she she she(hesitates then discovers crowd arent responding to every comment made-basketmouth calls it "dem fall your hand"


(crowd ooohs in boredom)

me: okay okay. I take my leave, and since i cant be caught...... il simply laugh it off.



Only Money makes men sweat under a well, fully air-conditioned auditorium!

KingTom:
Oh! , in that case.
Cooooooooooourrtt!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehe nawa o e be like say person no hear how i talk wetin i tok. Don tey

KingTom:
All rise!

after proceedings don finish.........

kestolove95:
The color of dia seat...lower chambers is green while upper chamber is. red...and dia level of. stealing differs

Red- steal Dangerously

Green- steal Comfortably

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Come to Lokoja, Fed univ Lokoja and then go back and testify that the sun is hotter than ilorin's.


We FUeLites that our ladies are on braided hairs all thru. Where students rush to where freezers of cold water is...... Where students with natural lightskin are accused of bleaching cos the sun don roast body halfway thru.......


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