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sifo:
Good evening people
Here's an Epic, funny, interesting and deep story written by a good friend..... Iku(Death)
http://readthescrolls.com/2016/01/06/iku-death/
Pls read and enjoy the rest of ur evening

Nice One!

Do I know the writer?

karleone:
Me too don tire sef...

Sorry I'm asking this question. It's just for clarity sake.
When you indicate, "References/Referees are available on/upon request", how then are you to present the contacts of your references? Is it by getting a letter from each of them recommending you or by simply writing it down for them (the HRs) on a piece of paper? *** I know the writing it down kiniko might sound funny but, please explain.

Hello,

Normally, your referees are suppose to be on your résumé for Entry Level positions (0-2 years). But some HR personnel's would give you a form to fill your referees details and send them a mail or an hard copy attestation form.

stokfrick:
That's 1.46% profit after Morgans tax!
Hmm. U get mind oh. 4 D's kind one any small mistake, short term go turn long term!

Lol.

Anyone doing long term now after buying this period, OYO is his/her case o.

Entered Zenith at 13.89, exited at 14.35 yesterday. Forget fundamentals and all that bull - s h i t!

Now waiting for it to bottom-out, would re-enter and wait for dividend.

For those of you waiting to see a rally, don't wait!

CoCoLav:
I better see something when I get home

CoCoLav:
NO!
Where is my byday present

Lool!
Ooh, it was sent to Ottawa. Not Toronto..

CoCoLav:
I'm crying

Y'all are making me so emotional

What is worrying this one?

Let's Skype today

Happy birthday to an amazing Karashika beautiful, lady named Cocolav

You have been a wonderful friend, though we had our moments, but you have been awesome.

Wishing you the best of Life ever!

Eipreel..

CocoLav.

For Saudi to cut it's budget and increase pump price, then expect drastic measures among the OPEC members!

When will Jesus come sef? Tired of this ThirdMainland Journey!!!!

springer:
Failure of moderators to 'seive' Fake jobs posts & its lack of proper screening for recruiters who post here to waste the little or non-available recources of job-seekers to attend facade interviews with no job really available for them have really put many people off the boring boad. The recruiting outlets/touts/agents have hijacked NL to criminally acquire people's data.

When last did you use the Report button?

-Are you a fresh graduate?. -Searching for a Job?. -New to this section?. Then you can start here!

This idea was borne by a Nairalander Joavid and it is a compilation of useful threads that would guide you in getting that JOB!

Also, it would be updated periodically, so if you feel a thread is worthy to be here, please mention the Mods on that thread.

GETTING STARTED:
https://www.nairaland.com/2836556/how-write-good-cv#41559571

https://www.nairaland.com/2835895/job-hunting-ideal-nairalander-way

https://www.nairaland.com/2467071/20-things-observe-when-searching

https://www.nairaland.com/2572995/type-resume-get-interview-invites

https://www.nairaland.com/2834212/how-find-unadvertised-jobs-using

https://www.nairaland.com/1233817/5-common-mistakes-nigerian-job

https://www.nairaland.com/1841414/how-identify-scam-interview-invitation

INTERVIEWS:
https://www.nairaland.com/3141144/15-top-job-interview-questions

https://www.nairaland.com/115184/ten-tough-interview-questions-ten

https://www.nairaland.com/2718045/50-most-difficult-interview-questions#43885932

https://www.nairaland.com/2824340/things-learnt-during-interviews-no

https://www.nairaland.com/115184/ten-tough-interview-questions-ten

https://www.nairaland.com/2288718/how-introduce-yourself-job-interview

https://www.nairaland.com/2832862/how-prepare-interview-must-see#41499875

https://www.nairaland.com/2460757/diary-pretend-hr

https://www.nairaland.com/2394861/best-way-answer-interview-tell

https://www.nairaland.com/2384823/3-questions-ceo-wants-hear

https://www.nairaland.com/1527136/mckinsey-interview

https://www.nairaland.com/1245277/common-interview-questions-answer-tips


WHAT DOES YOUR GRADE HAVE TO DO WITH IT:
https://www.nairaland.com/2510653/yes-there-hope-2.2-third

https://www.nairaland.com/2508722/what-hope-2.2-labour-market

https://www.nairaland.com/2788349/14-salary-negotiation-responses-could


CAREER WISE
https://www.nairaland.com/2581126/10-hilarious-real-office-rules

https://www.nairaland.com/1576265/achieving-dream-career-story-lessons

will007:
You've got a PM sir.

Seen. would respond soonest.
Cheers.

TheRealAdonye!

MrsPhyno:
No and No, thank you
He's just talking unnecessarily. He will soon stop don't worry

Ohk then.

You good right?

MrsPhyno:
You sound not only silly and wicked, but ill mannered and presumptuous. Don't give me commands. Have a good day.

Is he vexing you?

Should I deal with him?

rawpadgin:
these cannot happen in nigeria
imagine spending #150,000 on only introduction
100,000k on bachelor's eve
500k on traditional marriage
600k on white wedding
80k on thanks giving

how u want take divorce because of trivial mata like these

My brother! Your head is there jare!!

Divorce ke? "Both of us are going to die on the line"

Congrats Jazmiynne, Naanxie and others! Good way to start a new year.

Lero15:
Lols. I can imagine the kinda questions he will be asking you.
He'll be like "How are you coping with scammers and the likes" "Do you have Suraj's contact" "how do I become a MOD" Have you seen Tolutweety and therealadonye offline" etc

Lool.

He does Investment and Politics section though.

eipreel:
did you get the job?

Lol. We agreed to disagree.

Nice points Lero15.

Networking cannot be overemphasize. On the Jobs & Career section, there is always an employee of almost all the white and blue collar sector in Nigeria. You just have to ask constructive questions, monitor comments/advise, make meaningful contributions, send that PM and quit attacking people especially Job posters

Just a few benefits:

.A little while back, a Nlander working with one of the big 4 sent me a mail requesting for some data on the Capital market, I obliged and he was praised by his colleagues and manager. He felt like a Superstar: His words. Lol.

.Funny how I went for an interview in the early part of last year and my interviewer was a Nlander who recognised my moniker as it was the email I used to forward my CV. The interview was very pleasant and nairalandish.

and many more..

Lalasticlala, wanna share your experience?

will007:
Happy new year sir, please what's the meaning of NSEASI.

Happy New Year to you too Sir.
NSEASI - Nigeria Stock Exchange All Share Index

mtor:
So never been banned before, what a way to end the year.
Sorry for the trouble Davide470 can you explain further the bolded in rule 6 of the posting rules don't post adverts or affiliate links outside the areas where adverts are explicitly allowed which section are those .
PS
Got into trouble with the bot in educational section

Sorry bro. You didnt break any rule. It was just the bot overworking.

Happy New Year!

Ksstroud, Thanks and happy new year to you too.

..So i was tracking the NSEASI which was +0.74% at 11:57am

11.58:40 --- It changed to +3.11%, (Manipulation of the highest order, Chai..) while YTD trimmed down to -17.36% and 28k Index value.


..and Onyeama wept!

CoCoLav:
Casanova Award: Davide470 again? David please let this award go in 2016

Nominate your own.

scantee:
bro y na what do u think?

Your babe still dey NL ba?..

If she sees this, would she like it? or just assume na she open thread like this, what would you think?

End time Prophecy!