₦airaland Forum

falcon01:
you don't have the Balls to tell him how you feel

Woman dey get balls ni

Khd95:
so ur friends at school couldnt help you find him,u decided to bring the matter to nairaland, cos we be ghost and unknown persons detectors abi

next level fall on u there and your crush

TotoNaRubber:
if dem come kidnap you there Lagos state govt wont come to your rescue.

Just leave him, let him forming foreign there. I even see oda potential kidnap victims clamouring to be updated on th next kidnap risky journey. OP is yakking about benefits of bush camping. He forgot to complete the list with: exposure to deadly rabid rats, jackals (if u have read Wilbur Smith's "sound of Thunder", "when the sparrow falls" and "when the lion feeds", dem no go advise u at all). When a rabid jackal rushes outta a nearby bush and sinks it's yellow teeth, laced with rabies in ur left yansh, just know say e don be for u. OP wehdon ehn

priceaction:
They should free him where they are hiding him.. I mean pdp. That methods are outdated for symphaty. They did it to galadima, no one told him to rush out when he was loosing heavily in his LG. Fayose started it but was kicked out because of being idiot. up till now they never told us who released galadima and who kidnapped him, or where he was detained. We only saw him resurfaced during pdp loss press conference.

TheAviator:
It's well

Bro, it's simple. Except u want corner-corner knowledge like all these expired multinational speakers.

TheAviator:
Okay, business experience

U want me to lay it on ur lap like dat right?

NL1960:
I really do not understand your question or your request. Nevertheless, Stanbic CHESS account is a savings account for kids or kiddies savings account. The interest rate is higher than the interest rate for a normal savings account.

What do you actually mean by "U dey borrow ur own money?". Explain further so that i can give a response to it.

Oh! I understand why u don't get my question. U see the academic definition of "savings account" has an outstanding feature, which "interest". This means dat a savings account generates interest. However, in reality and from experience, interest is a mirage; non existent; sham; c0ck and bull; akpako; fabu; tori; u name it. The result of this is that most holders of savings accounts have practically forgotten about the interest aspect of a savings account. So u see why I sounded off the rockers ? The only time interest is mentioned in relation to a bank is when u borrow from a bank. Ya get my question now, right?

NL1960:
I once had Fidelity SWEETA account for my kids and was operating them steadily because of their advertised end of year party for kids but my kids were never invited. I had to stop operating it and continue with the operation of my CHESS account at StanbicIBTC for them. I have a monthly auto transfer from my current account in the same StanbicIBTC to the CHESS accounts. It has a higher interest rate.

Oga abeg explain dis interest thing. U dey borrow ur own money? Explain abeg. I am very much interested in this one.

Babadee1900:
Dudes jacket na Cut and Sow...

Are jackets not cut from their materials and then sewn together into the shape needed. Abi u get any cloth wey dem no use thread do?

seunmsg:
Dear OP, the weed still remain? I will like to drag a little of the shit as well. I want to be as high as you.

Greenbullet:
First bank has refused to help , they want this matter to die because they don't want to do anything about it , we went to their branch and they keep telling us there is nothing they can do !

Oga goan meet a lawyer jare

Earthquake2:
She is speaking for decent women not prostitutes

Ha ha ha ha wa wa wa wa kwa kwa kwa kwa

TheAviator:
Sir, could you please educate us more on the fashion home you mentioned. What is it all about. How can one begin, especially when one has no fashion experience at all? How propitious is it to start it in Abuja? Thanks

Having the fashion experience, is different from having the business experience. So which at u referring to exactly? Both or one?

athaliya:
Let the will of God be done

God's will is seen in Daniel 2:44, Matthew 6:9, 33. I believe God's will can be traced to his word

Too shocked to speak

From wat I understand, she was talking to herself. Shey I'm correct? If not, ah no understand at all.

athaliya:
One would have thought that by now petitions to the ICC, UK and UK would have been hitting 6m signatures

My dear these fools who call demselvz wanna-be leaders dont know shi shi.

franchasng:
I have a classified video of how APC rigged northern elections in Katsina, Kano, etc.

Please how do I upload them here

This is heartbreaking!

OMG!!! Northerners didn't vote for Buhari oh, oh my

Buhari did not win oh, Atiku won this election, please how can I upload the videos

I am crying for Nigeria's future, jeez!!!

Goan do that on channels TV and stop wailing here

1StopRudeness:

To use u for sacrifice is hungrying me.......how can u be this insensitive when somebody dey find a whole human beign...na that u decide to turn the matter to mockery

Awon omo Ogun. Pls leave my skull ehn.

baby124:
See as you and your girlfriend ugly. But you have the guts to insult this little girl. Ugly people are always bitter, why?

Which gf? Na everybody dey shoot anyhow like u abi?

FantasticJ:
Omo Ale jati jati

Ah ah. Guy Wetin na? U wan burst my ear ni?

[quote author= post=76146290]We pray she comes back home to your family in one piece.
AMEN.

But what kind of tins do we have on this forum for kris sake?!
They just open their mouth and type the first trash that comes to their head!
Smh![/quote]U don drink ur sour kunu wey u been keep take flex bubu victory ni? Abi that ur ozu BBQ wey u never fit use pay rent ni?

wman:
You won't die if you read and pass.

OP, you can try checking hospitals too.

U urself, did u read and pass ni?

5thElement:
You mean air. Well, I can imagine. Anyway, oxygen is good for the body.

Trolla:
I was about to get pissed at your comment but i just laughed because i know you can't have sense again in this life......

. Coman gee me small na, edakun

LINTUNE:
woth this ur useless profile pix, that it's not even clear, what phone did u snap with.. Mtcheww.. Are u even fine?

So u never hear of beauty camera application dat can do anything u want? Abi u never hia say person dey off e fon flash ni

5thElement:
Uhmm... Na now I just check your profile pic. Oga, is that your nose or the bonnet of a beetle car? Ayam confused.

I think it's a photoshoped nose . My intake of hair is more than urs na