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TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".

lexy2014:
Is d doctor both a "he" & a "she"?

rentAcock:
So what if the school was never registered, what does it have to do with the collapsed building? What exactly is the requirement for registering if not to pay a large fee every year? The owner was very smart, he chose to save his money instead. What i'm perplexed about is how all those guys in this picture have flat tummy and 6 packs, is it hunger or is it from their daily activities? I go to the gym 5 days a week, do push up, lift dumbell, do squats, do dead lift, do crunches and I still have no 6 pack. Maybe its not in my genes. Do you know that in 1994, Rashidi Yekini became the first player to score in the worldcup where Nigeria defeated Bulgaria 3-0?

quentin06:
too late, you ve been officially inducted into the Dubai porta potty hall of shame.

mmadu5:
Fake news is flies faster than a moda fuker

BCISLTD:
sue him and stop distributing us

kolafolabi:
I am seriously waiting for Tonto Dikeh's epic reply..

SolexxBarry:
Wow i envy the closeness between the father and son,the son told his father that he is in love,i'm just imagining my 16 years old self,telling my dad i'm in love
Na morguetuary i for dey by now

Caseless:


Useless mother. Another thing is, God has a way of redirecting you from danger upfront - maybe he used that woman and her child to save them from dangerous wind, turbulence that could have brought the plane down.


Alhamdulillah!

DesChyko:
Talk about a disappointment being a HEAVY blessing.

Meanwhile, Google Translate should request for the original language this was posted in to improve on their translation software.

It took the grace of God to read until the end of this success story.

chilex9:
AMP....Yet You have made him a little lower than [a]God,
And You have crowned him with glory and honor.

Footnotes:
Psalm 8:5 LXX reads angels; Heb Elohim is usually translated “God” or “god.”

chilex9:
AMP....Yet You have made him a little lower than [a]God,
And You have crowned him with glory and honor.

Footnotes:
Psalm 8:5 LXX reads angels; Heb Elohim is usually translated “God” or “god.”

chilex9:
Psalm 8 vs 5

chilex9:
Naa...we r higher than angels...that scripture u quoted has a translational error.
check other translations....the hebrew word is...elohim...for u ve made him lower than Elohim...

Elohim..means God...King James made an error of interpreting Elohim as Angel

TarOrfeek:
You should have asked for a mail evidence of payment.

Any human being with fingers can forward a debit alert on her inbox, modify it to look standard and pass it to you.

Your wisdom begins when you ask for something more complex like a mail evidence.

BlakKluKluxKlan:
The Quran is a subject of falsehood and plagiarism.

hargbolahan01:
I don't know who dey call this guy naija best artiste...the freestyle was nothing but rubbish.....a world class artiste that can't freestyle only rely on already written songs

maj59:
I've never heard about employment opportunity in CBN. Are the staffs there immortal?

emirateprince:
Esama is a foolish,thievery,corrupt family

That is how lucky igbenedion impregnated Becky madujemu then she was a news caster with independent television Benin own by the esama and Becky was made to travel to UK to terminate the pregnancy because eki igbenedion was fuming to deal with Becky she was financially settled even employment wise with NTA


Useless igbenedion family


No secret in life

ChrisTeck:
Have you ever heard of the RPC?

#Just asking

peteruuu:
I need to ask this....


Is ash Wednesday even originated by GOD, as in...in the Bible?

Or a Roman Catholic dogma?

xoxocandy:
Since i borrowed #400 from MTN, they keep sending me messages like recharge #400 and win 3 houses in Lekki.
They think i don't have sense abi?

Shibaraba:
See elasticity. See as e wide. E go soon kinkini back o

And them go dey shout harder harder faster,e dey pain me

Babe na sex,no be crude oil I dey find