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RomanceRe: List of Fruits and Food items that were ruined by Sex association by DavidEsq(m): 7:55pm On Mar 04, 2019
U are the one imagining the looks because ur mind no pure at all angry. Na person wey e trouser get hole for yansh dey feel say everybody dey see am, even tho e use e shirt cover am huh. Am I right, peepz. I can hear the thunderous YEAH! cheesy. #peace
AutosRe: I Have A Budget Of 800k To 900k, Car Gurus Which Vehicle Do You Advise I Buy? by DavidEsq(m): 5:35pm On Mar 04, 2019
U guys who are advertising ur cars for sale shld upload the pix make we see na
AutosRe: I Have A Budget Of 800k To 900k, Car Gurus Which Vehicle Do You Advise I Buy? by DavidEsq(m): 5:28pm On Mar 04, 2019
cheerokee:
I've got a Peugeot 307 for sale in Abuja, price is 600k.. It's in a good condition but the AC isn't working (minor issue).
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Let me.know if you're interested
Where in Abuja. Give me the exact location pls
AutosRe: I Have A Budget Of 800k To 900k, Car Gurus Which Vehicle Do You Advise I Buy? by DavidEsq(m): 5:25pm On Mar 04, 2019
nymphomaniac:
900k will get you a used Corolla 04 and change will remain. Try and buy from someone u know Sha. It's better than from a random person
Do u know of anyone in Abuja or its environs, from it can be bought?
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Joshua Iginla Divorces His Wife Due To Infidelity On Both Sides by DavidEsq(m): 5:19pm On Mar 04, 2019
jerry447:
God bless you bro
Thumbs up. Wouldn't it be nice if u knew exactly wat standards the bible has set in place, by which we could know the truth from lies?
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Joshua Iginla Divorces His Wife Due To Infidelity On Both Sides by DavidEsq(m): 4:29pm On Mar 04, 2019
jerry447:
Am VERY VERY disappointed.... This is one of the pastors I hold in high esteem.... ONE OF GOD'S GENERALS HAVE FALLEN.........
That is wat happens when u look at a man and measure him by the "scintillating" things he says. What u shld look at is the bible. It is the bible that is God's standard of who is godly and not the razzmatazz we see around. When u use the bible as ur looking Glass, u wld see "men of God" for who they are.
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Perform At Kayafest In Miami by DavidEsq(m): 3:41am On Mar 04, 2019
Shey kaya na weed dah year huh. So na weed fest huh
CelebritiesRe: Oluwaseun Ologun William And Zainab Sadiq Introduction Ceremony Photos by DavidEsq(m): 8:30pm On Mar 03, 2019
Youth ko! Yoot ni angry
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Does The Zanku Leg Work Dance (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 10:22am On Mar 03, 2019
scave:
A man sits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, “I love you!”
the wife asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?”
He replies, “It’s me… and am talking to the beer
grin grin grin grin. Why u dey derail the topic na?

Christianity EtcRe: Christian Hip Hop: A Look At The New Trend by DavidEsq(m): 9:31am On Mar 03, 2019
Hoodbilonia:
Be deceiving yourself
Christian hip pop kor
Babalawo christianity ni

They are all evil and say rubbish. Listen to the raps. No diff frm hip pop and them. Hahahahaha
Fools
What exactly is wrong with Christian hip hop? U should like it. After all it praises and recognises God. Doesn't it?
RomanceRe: Your Parents First Reaction When Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend First Visited You? by DavidEsq(m): 7:58am On Mar 03, 2019
EmzyT:
This is not my problem, my problem now is that all those mothers calling me "My In-Law" when I was still a kid should bring that their daughter, I'm ready now cool

CelebritiesRe: Travis Scott Deactivates His Instagram Account Amidst Cheating Rumors by DavidEsq(m): 8:41pm On Mar 02, 2019
I've fried beans. Shld I fry plantain?
LiteratureRe: How My Life Turned To Failure (real Life Experience) by DavidEsq(m): 8:26pm On Mar 02, 2019
igwe699:
what is the meaning ni
Just dictionary it
LiteratureRe: How My Life Turned To Failure (real Life Experience) by DavidEsq(m): 8:22pm On Mar 02, 2019
Very lugubrious
CrimeRe: Lady Accuses Man Of Touching Her Bum At Lagos Airport by DavidEsq(m): 8:10pm On Mar 02, 2019
doctoradekokolo:
You are so so prejudice against this man. Yes, people have been victims of demented/tongue lashing females that want to enforce their madness on anyone that rubs them wrong (and it doesn't matter who). They have an ego three times their worth and an IQ can be compared to that of a belligerent dog undecided
That sentence is not complete na. U shld have said "females like u that want to enforce........ u know waramean?
CrimeRe: Lady Accuses Man Of Touching Her Bum At Lagos Airport by DavidEsq(m): 8:04pm On Mar 02, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:
I WASN'T EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING SENSIBLE TO COME FROM YOU. NORMAL NO BRAIN TALK WE GET FROM SOME OF YOU WOMEN EVERY NOW AND THEN.

I DON'T GO AROUND TOUCHING BOTTOMS SO THAT I CAN BE EMBARRASSED AND BEATEN LIKE YOU WOULD WANT.
I SIMPLY ASK THE PRICE AND GET THE ENTIRE PACKAGE!
Bro, there is a proverb (I think I read it in "no longer at ease" or somn like dat) and it says: "If u see a bird dancing on a footpath, know there is a drummer somewhere in the bushes".
Application: when u see this kinda talk (u know waramean) u are reacting to, know crase or incurable dumbness is somewhere around. So don't react. Just chill and observe the madness play out. #peace bro
RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by DavidEsq(m): 4:48pm On Mar 02, 2019
tsharp:
Lol. Enjoy your shallow reasoning. Understand this: People are told to go and kill people and steal pant because those will bring them money and there are victims every day. Shine your eyes brother. Work hard and be guided by your intuition. That helper in a white suit you are waiting for may never come.
Ur imagination appears to be working over time, to conjure the bolden and relate same to me
RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by DavidEsq(m): 11:55am On Mar 02, 2019
tsharp:
Don't be simplistic. I'm speaking metaphorically. Those who do money rituals don't ask those questions you're asking. The victims are unfortunate, and sometimes they lead themselves into it by thinking every well-dressed man that hands you a business card is an angel from heaven.
Simplistic ko! Further maths ni! U said someone is in a cave spitting money. That's a statement of certainty that carries all the implications of its literal meaning, in view of the prevalence of beliefs in ritualistic sources of wealth. So metaphorism does not come to bear here.
PetsRe: How Do I Make My Caucasian Shepherd Aggressive by DavidEsq(m): 6:44am On Mar 02, 2019
abtallest24:
bite their tails with your teeth and see if they won't react
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by DavidEsq(m): 12:13am On Mar 02, 2019
Naughtysite:
grin

Opportunity to become rich ?
Do u understand my question? Methinks not
FamilyRe: See What A Mind Billionaire Has To Say About His Late Dad After 9 Years by DavidEsq(m): 10:18pm On Mar 01, 2019
emeijeh:
Jesu!
Funkeeeeeee!
grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: See What A Mind Billionaire Has To Say About His Late Dad After 9 Years by DavidEsq(m): 10:14pm On Mar 01, 2019
Mind Billionaire ko! Spirit millionaire ni! Ur billions couldn't hep ur terrible grammar angry
RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by DavidEsq(m): 10:04pm On Mar 01, 2019
Naughtysite:
Go watch Ghana TV and see them NANA's multiplying money.

Ask them how they do it. Money with Ghana Central Bank wrappers.
My question is a reality check but u had a chance to "clear" my "doubt" but u "missed" the opportunity.
RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by DavidEsq(m): 8:25pm On Mar 01, 2019
tsharp:
Pally, not all that glitters is gold. That's what I was saying in a nutshell. Many have followed this kind of leads and landed in a cave and are spitting money for someone as we speak. I want God to show up for me loud and clear as he did to Paul in Damascus.
So u mean "the someone in a cave spitting money as we talk" spits money with the security line of CBN and the updated signature of the current CBN Governor? So let's say they started spitting the money during the tenure of Charles Soludo, the chemo would have to update to Emefiele's siggy, right?

RomanceRe: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by DavidEsq(m): 8:15pm On Mar 01, 2019
tsharp:
Don't be melodramatic. Too much overreaction here. What if he was a gay man looking for a lay. I have been in a similar situation. Business card, nice meal and drinks and all and gone and given thanks for a divine connection only to find out the dude only wanted to drill my butt hole.

When God shows up He will make sure you take notice.
grin grin grin. Was the guy a borehole digger? huh
BusinessRe: Rwanda Launches First-ever Satellite To Connect Remote Schools To The Internet by DavidEsq(m): 4:54pm On Mar 01, 2019
cry. Who put me for dis country?

PoliticsRe: THROWBACK PHOTOS: Caption This Photo As Dave Umahi Feeds Wife (PHOTOS) by DavidEsq(m): 8:46am On Mar 01, 2019
So we shld do wat?
RomanceRe: Will I See Him Again? I Want To See Him Again, Please Help. by DavidEsq(m): 8:45am On Mar 01, 2019
falcon01:
that's the joke my dude
cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Will I See Him Again? I Want To See Him Again, Please Help. by DavidEsq(m): 7:42am On Mar 01, 2019
falcon01:
you don't have the Balls to tell him how you feel grin
Woman dey get balls ni huh

RomanceRe: Will I See Him Again? I Want To See Him Again, Please Help. by DavidEsq(m): 7:41am On Mar 01, 2019
Khd95:
so ur friends at school couldnt help you find him,u decided to bring the matter to nairaland, cos we be ghost and unknown persons detectors abi

next level fall on u there and your crush sad
grin grin grin

TravelRe: A Nairalander Shares Overnight Camping At Lufasi Park Lekki by DavidEsq(m): 10:10pm On Feb 28, 2019
TotoNaRubber:
if dem come kidnap you there Lagos state govt wont come to your rescue.
Just leave him, let him forming foreign there. I even see oda potential kidnap victims clamouring to be updated on th next kidnap risky journey. OP is yakking about benefits of bush camping. He forgot to complete the list with: exposure to deadly rabid rats, jackals (if u have read Wilbur Smith's "sound of Thunder", "when the sparrow falls" and "when the lion feeds", dem no go advise u at all). When a rabid jackal rushes outta a nearby bush and sinks it's yellow teeth, laced with rabies in ur left yansh, just know say e don be for u. OP wehdon ehn

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