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kamez:
first and only time I stole money in the house....i think I was about 8yrs old..i stole my mums 5naira and bought soft rotten mangoes with the money ...back then 5naira could buy about 10 mangoes. I walked round the entire FESTAC town aimlessly while eating the mangoes, just to make sure I finished them all before going home.....


unknown to me, my mum had discovered the missing money and sent my two elder brothers to drag me back home.... finally my brothers caught me around agboju market my clothes were stained with mango juice and I still had about two mangoes left in my hands....

they carried me like a bag of cement back home.. as I enter house, my mum came from behind and gave me one heavy slap on my BACK... believe me that slap gave me instant tuberculosis... because I just started coughing uncontrollably. momsie no send, she entered inside, came out with koboko and gave me SARS type of flogging..

since that day, to even steal a cup of water is no no for me

Thobiy:
Ahh Ahha, Pepper In The Eyes And Private Part, Small Small With The Lie Now. I Can Boldly Say It, No Be Your Momma Born You. I Guess You Are An Adopted Child.

Bros never see. If that geh name na Seyi and na Itsekiri geh and na Sapele dem stay, den she was my neighbour back in the days. Mama Seyi do pass dah wan o

Kharol1234:
and d worst tin my dad na military man, dat nyt i can neva forget dat nyt...

Ewo!

Kharol1234:
#worstbeatingofmylife.......was sent to buy to buy 3crowns milk to take pap, so i went to get it unknwingly to me d milk has expired took it home wen dae opened it, it was tastin sumhw, so dad said i should return it me d shy type na i dae shame to go bak. Mumu me i trowey d 3crown got home and told dem dae collected it and said i should go, my dad was like dem no giv u anoda 1 i said yes.. E said oya make we go d shop my body don dae shake already me dae bak he was in front, i take style go bak go pick d tin milk wer i trowey am my dad explained d woman was e no reach here oo wer d milk sef i said see am so dae brought anoda milk... As we wer goin home na unknwingly to me na my papa just giv me slap for bak.....my spirit left my body it took like 5mins my spirit came bak..... D slap took me to heaven and hell @ d same tym...

I opened dis thread last night but slept off. Woke up dis morning and I'm laffing myself silly to work o . Ppl just dey look me

Pidginwhisper:
That was in Jss1 day 1. I trade my newly bought textbooks and notebooks for Hausa paki(cassava). One textbook per day. 3weeks later my Dad asked me to bring my textbooks for him to wrap them up with an old calendar. My brothers and sisters, The scares from the beating are still being shown to my children as TDISH( The Day I Saw Hell)Award

So u bad like dis, dah year?

Erums:
which kind wahala be dis na... I don't role with people that don't have believe oo

I see the reason clearer now

folake4u:
You will never seen an African parent hold hands or kiss romantically in public but BOOM! 6 children and we're all wondering how.

Lolz!

Leviticus 20:29 says: ‘You must not have sexual relations with your mother’s sister or your father’s sister, because that would be exposing a blood relative to shame. They should answer for their error". Taking instructions from this scripture, the underlying reason for this prohibited sexual relations is based on the close blood connection. Since ur cousin is the child of ur mother's/father's sister/brother, there is a clear cut close blood relations between u.
Taking the cue from Hebrews 5:14 which says: "But solid food belongs to mature people, to those who through use have their powers of discernment trained to distinguish both right and wrong", it goes without saying that, it is not every wrong that is written in black and white but thru use of our reasoning with the scriptures, we discover these wrongs a rights. So u shldn't marry ur cousin.

Lloydthesaint:
60k oga

Haba Bros. That is too much na. Wetin do 20k

TDonald:
Typing From Experience

Ah dey teh u

Erums:
Believe it or not....

I
So u expect us to swallow ur claims, hook, line and sinker abi? Give us proof. Submit all ur evidence, let's inspect th materials.

. See hypocrite so dis efulefu dey claim say e no know say dem dey collect sch fees illegally, as dem do Success abi? Something wey dem dey share the money every 3 months, e dey claim EFCC for the mata. All the petitions wey dem dey write to e office e sidan on top. Nonsense and that geh wey comot cloth for MC Galaxy

ajalawole:
that is Lagos for u.the land of sufferininess

. I jus weak for this Lagos

HomeOfMe:
What's the difference. These two towns are in Delta state. It's like saying,she no be isale eko girl,na ikorodu girl. Atleast she's a delta girl. Sapele indiegenes speak Itshekiri while warri people speak urhobo.

Is ignorance the same with Olodoism? Le'me think fes. Abeg una hep m answer, mak I ba fes?

fuckerstard:
Lol na corper wey go show him mama certification, OP must have mixed it up..

OP didn't mix it up. He is just too dumb to see the need to read before posting.

Oju4190:
True talk.....For PH some of my colleague when grow up for Safi na wafi dey they claim. If u tell them that they come from safi they go provoke. They go even they y'all say they come from wafi. Well I know blame them shaa because most people nor know the name Sapele

They reason ur PH friends do that is because they seek to associate with the ruggedness and sharpness and popularity associated with wafi, to the detriment of an opportunity to make their background known, forgetting that it was wafi peepz that made wafi popular.

Oju4190:
They were formerly staying in warri. But because her parent cannot afford to pay the high rent in warri that was why they relocated to sapele. Anyway if u say sapele girl some people know nor where sapele dey.

Many ppl don't know sapele becos wafi value their background, but sapele peepz too dey form posh. In fact, dem no wan gree say dem com from sapele. Even I go dye talk am say na sapele get langua pa's wafi. If u enter pilele, the kind langua wey dem nak ehn, pass wafi own o! Na recently Oghenek enter Facebook dey nak story fo sapele mataz. Safi pikin soji pass wafi pikin by far.
This tin wey u talk say dem comot wafi enter safi, unto say dem no fit pay rent, na lie. Dem use am add Maggi to the story. Them go be all those Itseke ppl wey relocate during that tim wey Itseke boys wan burn wafi reach ground during ibori time. As soon as them enter safi, the place come bloody ehn. U go see small small boiz for Okotie Eboh dey carry battle axe for bag dey come sch. Fight just full everywhere dat time. Police headquarters for koko garage, near stadium tire for wahala.

The laws of giving and benefiting from giving has nothing to d with who u give to. U just like being deceived, due to ur greed and MMM-ish approach to who God is

DavidEsq mocks OP for his lack of sense and cravings for attention

So God created the earth to be abandoned one day? He must be very confused then. Unfortunately, that's not who he is. He is very organised. Psalms 37:10,11, 29 tells us that this earth will be inhabited forever.

I take God beg una, that geh no be warri geh. Na Sapele geh. If una no sabi read simple news, make una cease comment abeg

deebee13:
Aaawww, don't cry. I'm sure you're doing better now, and if not it's coming shortly. Stay strong!!!

No be your type abandon am tha year ni?

Darevofpeace:
I did this during Late Gen.Sabi Abacha's regime,the poverty was very high in the whole neighborhood,salary's were being owed and you can not protest because the soldier's called "operation sweep" were in all street,Nadeco (Afenifere) men were being jalied,Sergeant Rogers(Abacha's killing machine ) was killing all opposition's down,late Kudirat,late Abraham Adesanya(thou the bullet didn't penetrate),Late Dr.Frederick Fashehun,Professor Wole Soyinka was in detention along with Late Gani Fawehinmi,Tibunu had ran away to U.K,he came back after Abacha's death,all the kids in neighborhood would visit the saw mill plants and pack a sack of "sawdust" to cook our favourite meal of "weevil " beans,you need to put more garri to make the weevils invisible while eating, the beans is half of dead weevils,the year was btw 1994-1998,Mid 80's kids can relate. University strike went for months even some 2yrs.I can't forget in a hurry.

We called it Abacha stove

candlewax:
[b]I have nothing more to say other than encourage anyone passing through a hard time. It will surely pass. Trials are phases and stepping stone to greatness. I'm not yet a big as I used to despite the fact I'm very comfortable now but I know I will surpass how I began. At least friends that deserted me now respect me. I was so broke that when my house expired then, I shamefully lied to my neighbors that I was parking to somewhere else. I brought a truck parked electronics sold them and paid debt, when I was leaving the compound I abandoned my furnitures, chairs in my sitting room and beds because I had no where to take them to. It was someone I met on that day with my clothes walking aimlessly along the road that took me to his place. Rat infested kpako... � (from a well furnished apartment to squat in kpako (zinc) house) I later brought my car and will sleep in the car as I don't drive it because no fuel. Sold the car afterwards. I don't know, it was really bad, no friends, no babe, no clothes, no love, churches where I donated millions abandoned me (big reason I am now an atheist) things was getting worse, I was so broke all I had was my name. Somehow, someone believed in me. Loaned me 3m and thT was the turning point[/b]

Oh my God! U have really been thru a lot. U see those churches that u donated millions to but abandoned u, exactly wat Ezekiel 34:2-4:
"Son of man, prophesy against the shepherds of Israel. Prophesy, and say to the shepherds, ‘This is what the Sovereign Lord Jehovah says: “Woe to the shepherds of Israel, who have been feeding themselves! Is it not the flock that the shepherds should feed? 3 You eat the fat, you clothe yourselves with the wool, and you slaughter the fattest animal, but you do not feed the flock. 4 You have not strengthened the weak or healed the sick or bandaged the injured or brought back the strays or looked for the lost;..............". U were a victim of false religion, which Jesus Christ warned us about, when he said we shld beware of the "leaven of the Pharisees an sadducees".
Besides, could u tell us wat nature of tragedy u suffered? Was it EFCC or a disaster up north? Boko haram tinz?

Anndrew:
anything for the camera is like a show..there many pupil like her,wchich the like of celebrities and co wodnt help..but once the powet of media is involve,trust them,u wil find them wanting,most celebrities want fame ..all for the gram..dat only way to get their attention,this is naija

Bros, my head don dey pain me for this ur English. Abeg hep ur boy with small panadol.

JoanHicks:
God bless you

Ya welcome

uuzba:
Because her name is "Success", you are praising her, saying she is " already living by her name".
Therefore,
Her classmates must be idiots with wrong names since they were not interviewed, or featured on social media, nor do we know the names of any one of them. Nor are we praising them or talking about them.

Only people named "Success" are supposed to be successful and famous.

....according to your statement.

Don't mind the Ode. That's wat "pastor said". Bloody pentecostal zombies

Anndrew:
the power of social media..

Nextdoor media no dey work abi? Unless u mean that social media twists up ppl's sense of duty.

JoanHicks:
It's good they're helping the little girl, God has remembered her and her family



But I was so surprised everyone suddenly want to help the little girl, they pass through the road everyday they see little children hawking why didn't they identify with those ones, everyone is doing eye device here they should all check their neighborhood many kids are still in this girl condition too they should start from there.



The way everyone is identifying with this girl now if everyone identify with other kids I think we will make an impact

Dis is the only credible explanation for the bolden:
Matthew 6:1,2.
"Take care not to practice your righteousness in front of men to be noticed by them; otherwise you will have no reward with your Father who is in the heavens. 2 So when you make gifts of mercy, do not blow a trumpet ahead of you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, so that they may be glorified by men Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full".

Mutuwa:
The kind of charges that would be levied on this Driver,even the ones not written in any law would be written and read to him.